Man, look what I found.

Just yesterday I aced my test, thinking about continuation for my fanfictions, took a nap, and boom! I woke up, found myself changed into this hunky, white-haired ninja with sharingan.

That's right. I became Kakashi.

Is it caused by my recent binge of reading Naruto fanfics? Or it's because my dream was all about teaching genin Neji for why fate often ended up as bullshit?

Either way, this was confusing, because it would be my third time of self-inserting myself in anime. Except, this time was for real. I didn't wrote myself into a super depraved, bisexual Ayanami clone, or a slow but strong detective in a rivalry with Edogawa Conan and countless other criminals, including OC Yakuza members. I truly woke up into Hatake Kakashi, with full control of his body. For an example, I just crushed an apple with my elbow in one strike.

Now that wouldn't be problematic, except my memory part's still very fuzzy. I still didn't know what I have to do today for once, or even what year it was. All I knew is that I'm an adult now, so I couldn't save Rin, Uchiha clan, and many other things. Oh, wait. My memories just rushed into my head. Ha! I will know when it was soon! And soon after I know when I landed into Kakashi's body, I'll save everything bad that will happen in Narutoverse, maybe even resurrected Rin as the hottest kunoichi and wed her to spit at that wanker Obito! MWUAHAHAHAHA!

Oh my god.

I'M LATE TO MEET MY CUTE LITTLE GENINS!

-narto-

"HA! YOU FELL FOR IT! YOU FELL FOR IT!"

"I...I'm sorry, Sensei, I already warned Naruto but..."

The lateness, the eraser that fell into my head.

Yeah, baby. I went for the canon...for now.

"My first impression with you three would be...I'm impressed by whoever had the balls to pull this trick on me."

Hahaha. Sasuke and Sakura went wide eyed while Naruto went woohoo, mouthed his excitement over my appreciation toward his super duper bravery. Ha! I stunned Sasuke, the prodigy boy who mostly only used 'hn' as his communication method! In less than a minute too! What a record!

Of course, this's my chance to threw the eraser on the knucklehead blonde, knocked him to the ground with a bump on his head.

"First ninja training from me: Don't let your guard down, and use anything you have to take your opponent down."

"Hn. You went late in purpose to see what we would do in anxiety. While you waited to meet us, you decided to make some lesson in Ninja arts; be unpredictable. Since our chance to hurt you practically nil, being genins who just out of their school, even without you monitored us, any prank that could be thrown at you- if any of us really ballsy enough to do it, or stupid in Naruto case- would be harmless. Have read our file, and knowing how Naruto commanded little respect, you knew the best way to deal with us, which's by fell and appreciated Naruto's prank. As expected from a Jounin Ninja."

"Actually, I just forgot that it's the graduation day. lol." The conscious members of my team were not amused. Sakura would be screaming had we're already more familiar, and Sasuke only rolled his eyes even with me made his essay moot. "Anyway, we're going to look for fresh air before we continue our meeting. Get some lunch in the way. Meet me on the roof, in 20 minutes. Oh, and I'll take Naruto with me first. My responsibility for knocked him out." I instructed them before I shunshin out with Naruto on my shoulder.

-naruto-

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?" Naruto yelled at me, still rubbed his swollen head.

"Now now, Naruto. That was my first lesson for my cute little genins."

"HOW ON EARTH THROWING AN ERASER THAT HARD TO MY HEAD COULD BE A LESSON?!"

Holy hell. Naruto was really loud. If there's a justification for why many villagers hated his guts so much without mentioning Kurama, this would be the main reason: He's super hyper, and loud. "Ah, I forgot that I'm dealing with the dobe here."

"HEY!"

"Anyway Naruto, I have two lessons for you. I will spell it out for you. First, I'm late and fell on your trap to knock three of you off your feet, and took the chance to literally knock you off. That's the ninja lesson to you, be unpredictable. And you, the prankster of the Ninja academy, has some good footing with all your pranks, although they still need some...refinement."

"What? Are you saying that I actually need to improve my pranking, not to abandon it? Aww, and here I just took my pledge to stop pranking all the time since I just became a Ninja!" The blonde whined at the revelation. He must felt that his pledge now rendered useless.

"Well you don't need to keep pranking people with childish traps for attention, just use and improve it as one of the way to stay unpredictable. Unpredictability came from many way. For example, I like being late because I could do so many things with my free time. I could finish my book, visiting my friends, alive and un-alive, and even monitored people, like Hokage himself and my future cute little genins." I explained how my lateness worked out to my reputation as a super elite Ninja.

"Woah...So, can I be late like you too?"

Oh, look what I could make here. A super loud and late Genin! Follower of mine to boot! Unfortunately, I don't think I wanted it, even though the idea of Lee declared Naruto as his number one rival would be amusing. "No, Naruto. It won't be natural to you. You're loud and full of energy, while I'm relaxed and often like to be alone, so it won't work. Maybe later when you've matured, but not now."

"Aww..."

"But I think I know how you could pull something like that. I take it that you know the demon fox, right?"

"Right..." The usually hyper kid became solemn for a while. The demon's definitely his newest sore point.

"It's a curse that happened to be awesome." I raised my hand to stop Naruto to voiced his disagreement. While justified, we don't have enough time to list his miseries in his 12 years of living this crappy world. "Jinchuuriki have some of the biggest energy reserves, which means that you have insanely great chakra, stamina, and partial regeneration. This means you have some potential to do some of these things; you could fight everyone bull-headed without regard to potential injuries so you can find their weakness, or you can wore them out, or even use some devastating jutsu that a normal genin or even chuunin cannot pulled off. Imagine, your enemies thinking that they're just fighting some lackluster genin, and boom! You defeated them with some big jutsu that no one could have learned at your age, or even have half the chakra that necessary to pull it off. And when you do get overwhelmed, the Kyuubi would helped you out of necessities since your death meant he would become disoriented for at least decades before he remanifested back. In short, the chance for you to really lose, while still there, is quiet slim. Although I'd prefer if you never ever need to call for its help. Or befriended it, if possible, somehow." I explained what I see as objective benefits for being a demon container.

"Woah! And here I thought having demon in my stomach's really bad for nothing."

"You can find silver lining everywhere, Naruto. Now, for the second lesson, which's only for you and should never be repeated to anyone except whoever I ordered you to. Do you understand?"

"Hai, sensei!"

"Now...do you remember me?"

For the second time, Naruto fell unconscious, and once again I had to took responsibility for it.

I pulled a mask behind the mask act...except in reverse. And the outer mask was my ANBU mask.

-naruto-

"Uh, what happened to the dead last?"

"Kakashi-sensei's the coolest guy in the universe! MUUUUUAH!"

"ACK! Boy love! Forbidden boy love! MY INNOCENT EYES!"

Okay, here's the situation.

The top guy in the class was confused (and might be horrified), the smartest Kunoichi thought she seen some live-action reenactment of a scene from Yaoi manga, and the dead last couldn't stop kissing my cheek like a kid who snuggled to their loving older brother or parents.

Actually, I never saw a kid who snuggled to their parents this much, so scratch that. Naruto's definitely being too affectionate for 97% of population.

"Naruto, enough!"

"But I still haven't show enough of my appreciation to my protector, my aniki!" Naruto puffed his cheek.

"What? Naruto actually has a brother?" Sakura asked, obviously shocked. Meanwhile, Sasuke had a neutral expression despite the possible revelation that Naruto's actually not alone like him. Good, that means he hadn't gone off yet. While the hatred thing still stuck in his head, obviously it hadn't taken over yet. Man, what the hell was Itachi thinking, mindfucked his brother twice to make him strong enough to face Orochimaru and Obito.

"Brother-like figure who protected him from far away and just revealed that fact now, more like it." I winked to Naruto to shut him off in the soft way. "We'll talk about this later. Anyway, here we're going to introduce ourselves. Who want to go first?"

"How about you first, Sensei?"

"Yeah! I want to know my aniki better!"

"Hn. You go first, sensei." Damn, outvoted.

"Okay. My name's Hatake Kakashi, I'm 27 years old, I became a ninja when I'm just five years old. Already Jounin when I'm around your age."

"Woah..."

"And I like to help people, read romance novels," Sakura squealed slightly at the information, not knowing what KIND of romance novels that I preferred. "as well as my competition with Maito Gai. My dislikes are people who're worse than trash, and my competition with Green Beast, Gai."

"WHAT? How could you like and dislike Maito Gai at the same time?!" As expected, it was Naruto who lashed out at the contradicting information.

"While Maito Gai's one of my few best friends, he also often too loud for my comfort. Now how about you first, pinky? Oh, reading and competing with Gai also happened to be my hobby. I don't have any real goals but to live a good life, if that's sufficient enough as a dream."

"Well I'm Haruno Sakura, I like..."She looked into Sasuke, "I dislike," The girl now scowled into Naruto, who now cried like a river at the truth that hurt. "I want...to..." She blushed to the point that she cannot say anything else.

"Hmm...I guess your hobby's fangirling. Nothing wrong with that on your age, but I hope you'll become tough before something bad can happen and ripped your innocence and ideal. Went through that's not pretty. Next, you then, Uchiha!"

"My name's Uchiha Sasuke, I like few things and I dislike many, you may count training as hobby, my dream is to rebuild my clan...and kill a certain man."

"Is no one know that Sasuke came from an almost extinct clan?" Pinky and blondy didn't raise their hand. "I can't tell the details since it's super secret, but...it's a gruesome tale about how a prodigy snapped and killed almost every one of his clan. If there's any other Uchiha clan that still exist out there somehow, it's almost certain that their kekkei genkai are dormant to not warrant any spotlight on them, or hidden well enough for reasons that could be malevolent or good. Sasuke here's not being a vengeful man. He truly there to avenged and restored his clan."

"S...SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura suddenly grabbed the last Uchiha's arm, sobbed and muttered sweet nothing at her crush.

"T...TEME! I ALMOST FEEL SORRY FOR YOU!" The blonde junchiriki followed her, only in even more exaggerated manner.

"I...I...I don't need your pity! Get off!" Sasuke tried to peel them off of him, even when his expression warmed up for a second there."

"Aw...does that mean I don't get to have a group hug here?"

"Y...you!" That actually get them off. "How did you get a sharingan?!"

"A gift from a friend who died in a battle. That's all I could say for now." All the three of them only oh'ed at my explanation while I hid my sharingan eye with my headband again. "Sasuke, I know how it feel to lose someone. Too many in fact. And I know how pity make you feel weak. But please, accept them this time. I can tell that Naruto and Sakura really feel sorry for you."

Sasuke only looked at his two teammates awkwardly, probably because he actually felt the warmth from that hug, before he finally said something. "Hn. Thanks. But no more hugging!"

"Aww...my chance to hug the avenger's ruined. Well anyway, how about you, Naruto?"

"Alright! My name's Uzumaki Naruto. I like so many things, but most of all is ramen, especially ramen that are paid by someone, like Jiji and Iruka-sensei! I used to dislike Sasuke, but not anymore, so the only thing I truly hate is the long time of boiling water to make instant ramen, and the three minutes it took to cook ramen! My dream is to become Hokage, or at least someone as cool as Kakashi-sensei, so people will acknowledge my existence!"

"And declared Ichiraku Ramen as village's number one cuisine?" I asked him that strange question.

"WHAT? HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WOULD BE MY FIRST ORDER AS HOKAGE?!"

"Naruto, you keep talking about ramen. Of course it's obvious as heck." The Uchiha pointed it at him.

"Oh, fine. And my hobbies are...making people fall to my traps, I guess. Training too, maybe."

"Eating ramen too?"

"STOP PICKING AT ME, SENSEI!"

"Okay, so for our first team bonding moment, I'll reveal Naruto's secret that I just found out!" Naruto's eyes widened out before his expression changed into someone with pain in his heart, definitely almost sure that I would reveal the demon inside his belly. "Naruto's happened to be...AN UZUMAKI!"

"Uzumaki?"

"What's that?" Man, their reaction was underwhelming. At least Naruto became curious instead of hurting.

"Uzumaki was a powerful clan from another village. While there are survivors scattered, much like Senju, they're no longer qualify as clan." Sasuke's eyes widened at the mention of another critically endangered clan. "They're renowned for their longevity, unpredictability and high energy, as well as some other traits that might appear or not depended on their genetics, such as red hair and unique Kekkei Genkai. While Naruto lacked some of Uzumaki traits, such as red hair and chain chakra, he still ended up with their very abundance chakra, intelligence beneath stupidity moments, and most of all, their childhood traits."

"Childhood traits?" Naruto asked at me, definitely interested at what I'm going to tell.

"It has effect in the appearance of Uzumaki child, meaning that no matter how attractive, beautiful, or handsome Uzumaki shinobi would be in their adulthood, everyone from the clan shall be doomed to look like a dork until they hit puberty!"

Everyone there face-faulted at the silly trait that I mentioned. A trait that I might just made up from inconclusive evidence based on Naruto and his mother, mind you.

"KAKASHI-SENSEI, WHAT THE HECK?" Ah, the scream of a pink haired banshee. Beautiful.

"Kakashi-sensei, if this's just your way to making fun of me, then I'll tell you that this's not funny!"

"I'm not lying! I know the history of Uzumaki clan, and I also know that one of the heiress, one of the most beautiful woman that I've ever seen in my life, looked like a tomato in her childhood. In fact, I would bet that Naruto will ended up as one of the tallest of his class in his adulthood!" I mentioned Kushina without even mentioned her. Man, imagine what would Naruto said when he actually had the chance to meet her. Something like, you're so beautiful, I cannot believe that you actually used to look like a tomato, maybe?

"THE HELL?" Naruto screamed, still could not believe that he would towered everyone. Seemed like even he couldn't believe that he'll ended up as one of the tallest of his compatriots. However, he then looked at Sasuke in mock horror, obviously wanted to mock something, "Does that mean teme's hair here..."

"For your information, my onix eyes and black hair are the traits. My hair shape's by no mean a clan traits. Oh, and before you say that, don't call me duckbutt." What. His hair's really his sore point?

"Whatever, duckbutt! Oh, and your hair and eyes are booring! I mean, black? Humph! At least my bloodline will make me live longer than you so I can have the last laugh! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

"BAKA! Stop picking and mocking Sasuke-kun for no reason! Can't you see that handsomeness is his family trait?!" Ironically, the other exotically colored member of the team disagreed with her fellow exotic human, decked him to the ground for the third time this day. Suddenly, exactly five seconds after he smashed Naruto to the ground, she went red and squealed like a fangirl before passed out from bloody nose. Either she thought about how handsome adult Sasuke would be, or how handsome his families were. Yeah, were.

"Uh, oh. Seems like my team's not functioning well." I deadpanned at the remaining Uchiha.

"Hn. So I'll have to drag them with me. Wonderful." Well at least early Sasuke's not that insanely thirsty for revenge. Wasn't that even he gave Naruto his food first in the test? Man, it's almost like Shippuden Sasuke's a caricature of him. Surely early Sasuke never took his teammates seriously, or even allowed them to follow him, but he actually cared for them.

"Hmm...that reminds me. You three still haven't pass my survival test."

"YOUR TEST?" The two other who passed out suddenly sprung back into reality realm.

"Hey, I thought we already passed! I worked so hard to become a ninja!"

"Indeed, but accepted into a Jounin's team is another thing. If you don't pass, either you'll be send back to the academy for another semester, or by luck you'll be picked by another team that lost one of their member to promotion or other cause, if they take interest in you in the first place. However, the chance of the latter's practically that, just a luck, not to mention that you're going to team up with two unfamiliar genin who could be years older than you to the point that it'll be awkward, so it's better that you pass my secret test, which will be held tomorrow at 10 AM. Oh, and don't eat too much, or you'll throw up! And btw, I've failed every potential teams for me before." Once again, I shunshined out, this time with no one on my shoulder. I could hear Sakura said we're doomed as I left, and Naruto just about to clawed his hair in frustration.

-naruto-

In short, everything went as expected from canon but one thing.

"Uh..."

"My ass...

"Even my butt innocence have been soiled..."

Yeah. I abused my Thousand Years of Death move on them. Naruto, in particular, took it three times, the second one was to punish him for his attempt to steal the food. And the third one just because I like it.

Man, I shouldn't do that on Sakura after I genjutsu'ed her with zombie Sasuke. My fingers were stinky now.

And yes, I held Sasuke down, with my finger on his butt.

"Well, I have an offer." I said to them, all three of them looked into me in instant. "You can take the second test, but if you failed again, I'll write to Hokage that all the three of you are not going to become Shinobi for the rest of your life." All three of them now looked at me in horror.

"Oh, come one! Kakashi-sensei, how can you?!"

"Silence. This's supposed to be a team, and yet all three of you tried to take me alone while ignoring everyone else. Sakura might get a bonus point for thinking about Sasuke when he decided to get his turn on me, but otherwise all of you never showed what it take to work out with the others for a common goal. Honestly with all heartwarming experiences yesterday, I expected all three of you to at least have some familiarity. And yet..." I looked at all of them menacingly, all of them had enough shame to not even looking at me into the eyes. I guess greed defeated common sense and sympathy this time.

"Not even that, but none of you ever saw any deception that I sow, included the meaning behind this test." The sunken head of the three genins now looked at me with curiosity. "This test means that you three will take what it takes to get the three of you pass, despite there're only two bells here. Had you satisfied me in every criteria including teamwork, I will pass even the one who didn't manage to steal the bell. And yet all of you made me even question if we could function as a team."

"So this's all about our function as team?"

"Correct, Sakura. And since none of you figured it out by yourself, I guess I have no choice but to raise the stake, to see how much you learned."

"You three will have an hour to plan whatever it takes to take me down. Yes, we're going to fight for real, the goal now is to incapacitate me at 25% power. I might even use some powerful technique that could kill someone, so I have to talk with Hokage to talk about the acceptable terms in the new test to avoid any significant injuries to any of you. Oh, and whoever feed Naruto, are trash who disobey orders." With that, I left the three to begin their planning. Which would went to nothing anyway, lol.

-naruto-

"This memorial stone...it carved many names that I know, some are very well, some are too good for this earth. This's why all Jounin instructor put this test for their genins, to show them how important teamwork is. It's to avoid any death that could happen to us any time, all because everyone wanted to selfishly saved themselves."

Soon enough the three of them finished their praying for the souls of Konoha that lost in their missions and job.

"Well, now we're team, I'll treat you three to Ichiraku!"

"Hn."

"Yes, sensei!"

"RAMEN! YAY-WHAT THE HELL KAKASHI-SENSEI! PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!"

Yeah, I decided to take Naruto with us instead of leaving him tied to the post for comedic effect.

I carried him with the post instead.

"Sorry, Naruto, but you did disobeyed me, and your punishment need to be carried out by something else. Not to mention that you...almost abandoned your teammates."

"What? I didn't try to betray them?!"

"Indeed, but you tried to steal the food, food that will become their reward for passing the test."

"Serve you right, Naruto! Who on earth thinking about stealing the prize food in the middle of a test! You know how all of us starving because our sensei's so late, right?" Man, what a double jab from Sakura.

"Hn."

"Hey, but Sasuke and Sakura did feed me in spite of your order! Isn't that means they're trash like me too!"

"Dobe, the reason why we passed in the first place's because we decided to become that trash!"

"Whatever, traaash bag!"

"Naruto! Don't dare to call me and Sasuke-kun as trash!"

"Hmm...everybody here admitted that they're trashes. Does that mean I should tie-"

"DON'T THINK ABOUT IT!" Sakura shouted her disagreement at me.

"Maa, maa, don't get too worked up, Sakura. I'm just kidding to all of you, after all." I said as I released Naruto from his confining post. When I looked at him he stared at me like I'm a Grinch who just stole Christmas by buried Santa into Guantanamo Bay.

"Uh, it's just a prank, bro?" I eye-smiled at him, awkwardly.

"Bakakashi! WAAAAAA!"

"Uh..." I couldn't do nothing as Naruto literally cried a river and entered the forest to bawled his eyes out.

"Sensei, shouldn't you chase Naruto? The idiot, he had been strange since yesterday after you scrambled his brain with eraser." Said Sakura, who while sounded tired at the antics around her, actually sounded concerned for Naruto for once. Oh, nice character development btw.

"Oh yeah, sure. Since it will take a while to get Naruto back, our dinner is postponed. You two are dismissed. Meet me in two days, 8 AM. In case I'm late, use the time to do something else, like training or reading."

-naruto-

"WAAA! ANIKI MEANIE!"

"Naruto, I don't even humiliate you that much!"

"WAAAAA!"

"Okay, okay, Naruto. How can I pay you back?"

"R...really? *sniff sniff. You'll do anything?"

"Promise."

"Then...catch this!"

What the?

Naruto threw his head on me?

And the body dispelled into nothing?

Uh oh.

"Get ready for a surprise!"

I avoided the exploding clone head, but the surprisingly abundant smoke still covered my eyes, turned me blind of my surrounding for a second. Damn, how on earth Naruto had knowledge of an action classic enough to make reference of it? He didn't even know anything about chakra for sake!

"KAKASHI-KUN!"

"REVENGE WILL BE MINE!"

Huh? Sasuke and Sakura's voice?

And suddenly, something poked my butt.

"ULTIMATE NINJUTSU! THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!"

"Ouchie."

"Aww, man! You don't fly like I was!"

Of course, I had the dignity to fart on Naruto's face with my highly trained butt (and he missed the hole anyway), who proceeded to rant at his super shameful, tactless pseudo aniki.

Man, I really need to get used to Ninja work. If Naruto really managed to actually got a hit on me with his crazy acts, then how I would survive against even Zabuza?

-naruto-

"Sorry I'm late for this Jounin instructor's test result meeting, but I had to coax my genin to finally let me go."

All of them stared at me, but instead of looking at me like I lied about knowing the answer to anti-matter equation, somehow they had the look that more like people who believed that my crazy excuse's a gospel. Must be the tears from Naruto that soaked by vest. Finally, Kurenai spoke up to suggest something. "Did the students really begged you that much to not fail them?"

"Uh, no?"

"Did they keep asking for another test before you finally had enough and just left them, stranded in a forest, waiting for every animals there to feast on them?"

"Not that too, Hokage-sama. And how low you thought of me, mistaken me for some sort of sadists."

"Did Uchiha Sasuke keep saying about how he's the avenger and you need to pass him because he have no time left until you called some ANBU to send him to a shrink in Suna?"

"The hell, Asuma? No, I actually passed my genin team. For once, they truly have the spirit of comrades that I've been looking for." I eyesmiled at them, expected some congratulations that did not come. Instead, for once, I turned Gai into someone who sounded barely lucid.

"Am I dreaming?" Asuma took the chance to cut Gai's mighty bowlcut with his kunai. He then deadpanned, "Guess not."

"NOOOO! MY YOUTHFUL HAIRCUT!"

"Relax, Gai, your hair's still intact." Said Hokage to calm his taijutsu master down, who reluctantly let the issue go. "Anyway, this call for a celebration, don't you think? Your first team, filled with our prestigious Uchiha, one of the smartest civilian ninja, and Naruto, a boy that I've considered as my own grandson. That would be one hell of a team. How about a shinobi party? You can choose the place, anywhere you want."

"Maa, it's actually a good idea, but please don't do it today. I'm already tired from keeping up with Naruto. That boy went overcharged in energy after we got a meal in Ichiraku and had a talk about how he's not that hated in the village. He forced me to point all the stores that actually don't hate him and would serve him at the right time when there's no customers. And I also pointed half the shinobi that are at least neutral to him as well before I shunshined into his apartment. There, he cried and kept saying thank you and thank you until he fell asleep. As a Nara would say, what a drag."

Everybody there shocked at hearing what I just did. Even Hokage, the man who have seen everything, got shocked by it. "Hmm. I know that there are people who don't bore hatred toward Naruto, but I'm surprised that you actually make a list about it."

"That's very good from you, Kakashi. Many actually don't hate him, but I bet he feels alone from being avoided like a plague by so many people." Ah, so even Kurenai who didn't know anything about Ibiki actually knew about Naruto's predicament. Man, this secret's really poorly hidden. I'm surprised that no one from other village actually tried to kidnap Naruto like what they did with Hinata.

"It's quiet easy when you can detect hostile intent from civilians. And if we went into the wrong store, I could just kick their nuts every time they try to harass him!" I eye-smiled at the now sweat-dropping ninjas, possibly thinking about how much nuts I destroyed in my rage.

"Uh...Kakashi, I was about to commend you for doing that for Naruto like Kurenai did, but now I'm afraid of every lawsuit that would come from you kicking their asses instead."

"Ahaha. I won't blame you, Kakashi. You now have the excuse of protecting your genin to actually threaten civilians and shinobi that maliciously hate Uzumaki's guts."

"Kakashi, please tell us that you're not that stupid to hurt civilians."

"Please, Hokage sama, Kurenai. I don't need to actually hurt them. I just need to stare them with killing intent of Shinobi who about to attempt assassination, and everything I need to communicate's already done! And thank you for seeing it like the way I do, Asuma." I gave him a thumb-up for his appreciation of my approach toward the situation. Not too long however, something manifested in the room.

The hell? A sunset? A genjutsu? And even Kurenai got taken by it too?!

Oh no. I forgot about Gai. Who now did...whatever pose that was.

"AHA! So one of your genin, which happened to be our Jinchuuriki, is a youthful fellow! Such an energetic kid! And what a youthful thing for you to ease the pain of your genin! I pledge, when the time has come, to do the final match to decide who'll win our rivalry, I'll use my most youthful student, Rock Lee, to fight your most youthful student, Uzumaki Naruto, in the most youthful sparing of the universe! So youthful, it will even defeat our spring and sunset of youth! And whoever win the match, will get his face carved in a mountain of his own choice, together with their precious jounin instructor!"

"Hmm? You said something, Gai?"

"GAAAAH! CURSE YOU AND YOUR COOLNESS, HATAKE KAKASHI!"

Well I must say,

It's good to be a shinobi!

-naruto-

Well, that's my first Naruto fanfiction. I got the idea because it looked like it's fun, and in spite of being the largest fanfiction archive, most of the self-inserts were for girls. So...here we are! Kakashi self-insert!

Oh, and it's a fluffy, crackish fluff with aim of doing everything in the fresh way, so prepare things like I hired Wave country citizens to spread good words about Naruto their savior in Konoha, or used Thousand Years of Death on everyone.

Also, expect canon and fanon welding, so for example, Naruto did get hunted by Konoha citizens, but only by people who get wasted who never could get past the ANBU that protected Naruto. Or there's no bloodline massacres in Wave, but there are policies to kill anyone who ended up having bloodline anyway. Some of the fanon, like the aforementioned massacre came with very strong support from the canon anyway.