Prologue Part 1- Who would win: A massive interdimensional multiverse with powerful beings that has been functioning for an untold, immeasurable amount of time, or, 1 horny Boi

Have you ever had the feeling you may have fucked up? You know, like when you were a kid and clogged the toilet, or spilled something, maybe broke your mom's favorite vase. Well, Issei had this feeling. He realized he might have fucked up. You see, Issei was powerful, insanely so. He got bored a lot, the most fun thing to do was watch porn and go on adventures, however, this time, Issei really wished he didn't try and mix them together.

"All I wanted to do was find some hot interdimensional babes, what the fuck!?" Issei threw his hands high in the air as he paced around his room. "Man, I REALLY fucked up. Gabriel is going to be PISSED." Issei sat down at the foot of his bed.

"That's an understatement partner." Said Ddraig as Issei's sacred gear appeared on his right arm.

In front of Issei was something, a conglomeration of lights and his own visualized thoughts. It was about the size of a beach ball, and was getting bigger. Issei had opened up an interdimensional portal while searching for porn. He really did it this time.

High Heaven

Gabriel was having a nice serene lunch with her beloved brother and God. They sat around an ornate golden table. the room was massive and white. Sunlight poured in through every single of the massive windows. Everything was peaceful, nothing could go wrong. That is, if Issei didn't interrupt. Gabriel though there was no way Issei would interrupt. She told him this lunch was going to happen. Issei would be a good boy. However, Gabriel was wrong, Issei was up to his old tricks again. A small golden circle appeared next to Gabriel's left ear. She sat up from the table.

"What did he do this time?" Asked Michael as a forlorn expression appeared on his face. God let out a heavy sigh as he stood up. God was an older man, he was wearing pure white robes, and had a long white beard and a balding head.

"My child has been up to no good again I assume?" Asked God as he remembered all the antics Issei Hyoudou had done over the years.

"I'm not sure but I better take this." Gabriel excused herself from the table and answered Issei.

"Issei what's…" Gabriel was quickly cut off.

"I fucked up, like beyond bad. I might need the big man, I mean this is the biggest fuck up I've ever done. I'm serious." Issei's voice was serious and he sounded almost scared. Gabriel remembered the time she caught Issei looking at, deviancies, she didn't want to fall for his tricks again.

"Issei, we are having that lunch I told you about right now. What's wrong?" Asked Gabriel.

"Well I was studying…"

"Watching porn" Interjected Gabriel

"…Watching porn…" Issei continued. "While I was watching porn and I had this idea, what if I boosted that teleportation device Michael gave me as a birthday present. I wanted to see if I could, well you know…" Issei giggled.

"Focus." Said Gabriel

"While, I kept boosting it and stuff and well, this ball appeared in my room." Issei sighed

"What ball?" Asked Gabriel confused.

"I'm not sure, but it's not her round ass that's for sure." Gabriel could feel Issei's perverse nature through the phone.

"Stay there, I am on my way right now." The poor seraph let out a heavy sigh as she turned to tell the strange news to her brother and God. But before Gabriel could even turn around Issei began again.

"OH FUCK, OH SHIT! ITS SUCKING ME IN, WHAT THE FUCK! I AM ACTIVATING JUGGAR-"

The connection ended.

It was dark but Issei felt no temperature, he knew he wasn't dead. He managed to activate Juggernaut drive in time. However, once again. Issei was bored. When the darkness ended he found himself drifting, endlessly through what looked like the dimensional gap. He was familiar with it. The Oroborous dragon resided there, it's who taught Issei. At least he was in the exact form of Ddraig, it made him sort of blend in, wherever he was now. But, he was already bored.

"Ddraig?"

"Yes partner?"

"Do you think there is any porn here?"

"That's your first question? Really? Is there porn? I would imagine not."

"Damn, well, how do we get out of here?"

"I am not sure, but I would stay in my form, or at least my infernal armor at the minimum. The forces here would destroy a human instantly. I feel like we are close to the void."

"Void?"

"The seraph taught you did she not? The void, where creation itself was formed, where the multiverse began to be, where God was born. I can feel it. As a Dragon being one of the first creations I can sense it, we are close to my ancestors."

"Your ancestors?"

"Correct."

"Do they have porn? I didn't get to finish."

Issei could feel the dragon inside him face palm.

"Let's focus on getting back home. Try to open up communications."

Issei tried activating every single spell and calling ability he had to get help, no responses.

"Ddraig, what if we did the same thing again we did to get here?"

"Not a bad plan, however, how do you plan to do that? We have no idea where we are, without any idea where our current location is, we can't really be sure where we'll end up."

"It's worth a try, right?"

"Well I am not sure that…."

Issei thought for a moment and uttered his favorite set of words he said quite often, either while looking at 'questionable' porn, or was threatened for a fight

"Fuck it."

"Wait Issei we should try and…" Ddraig was cut off.

Ddraig (Issei) began to roar, calling out to the very multiverse and the creator itself, a roar so mighty, so powerful it shook the tightly woven fabrics of the space they now resided in. Slowly, Ddraig (Issei) began to dissipate. It didn't take long but Issei vanished from the strange void he was in. Everything went dark, he couldn't even talk to Ddraig. Then, he opened his eyes and found himself back in his room.

"HEY, IT WORKED FUCK YEAH BACK TO THE PORN!" Issei loudly exclaimed as he stood at the entrance to his door. Another adventure for his book, he just wished Gabriel had gone with him. He loved seeing her reactions whenever they went places, whether it be a school trip or an excursion to visit Ophis, or training with Red who wandered Earth. Before he could enter this adventure in his book he noticed something strange, a boy was sleeping in his bed. He looked the same, same hair, same….

Suddenly, the boy woke up. Issei was face to face with himself. But it was a brief exchange, as soon as they locked eyes the once sleeping Issei vanished in thin air. Laying in the bed were eight white pawn pieces. Issei noticed only one difference, he had brown eyes instead of his green ones.

"Hey Ddraig, aren't those evil pieces? They are a relic, aren't they? really rare. After the war, the devils were all but extinct, they are very valuable. We could sell them for porn!"

"Partner, hold on. Something isn't right here. Look, your room is different, we met a different Issei…."

"Relax, it was probably just me and that same thing happened."

"Partner I don't think that's what's…"

"Ddraig, it's been a long day, a REALLY long day. I am going to watch some porn. We can discuss this in the morning."

"Issei no this is..." Issei severed his mental connection with Ddraig, a trick he learned during his training.

A massive grin formed on Issei's face as he enthusiastically exclaimed "Time for some porn!"

-End of Part 1

AN: Here goes nothing, lol