Oga Tatsumi woke with a raging headache, which pissed him off. This in turn caused the ache to get worse, and the violent man- more violent than he is man- got even angrier. You can see, dear readers, why this is an issue. Tossing his covers off him, ignoring the way it disturbed the sleeping woman and baby next to him, Oga walked to the bathroom in a search for some aspirin. Alas, it was a futile attempt, for the bottle was nowhere to be found. Slamming his hand against the wall, the young man- more young than he is man- left a hole in the wall and continued on his way. Unbeknownst to the raging teen, the loud noise he made woke most of the inhabitants of the house. Thankfully, Beel stayed asleep. The kid probably would've shocked him half to death if he had woken up. Walking towards the stairs, Oga passed his older sister's room, which opened at that moment.

"Oi, Misaki, you got any aspirin?" he asked the instant she poked her head into the hall. Misaki ignored that, instead focusing on the loud thump which reverberated through the house just moments ago.

"Tatsumi, what was that noise?"

"I hit the wall cuz I was pissed. Now, aspirin. Gimme."

Misaki was, understandably, confused. What had happened to her sweet little brother? He was acting like a lowlife! Then again, maybe it was the headache… Nodding to herself, Misaki turned around and retrieved the aspirin bottle from her dresser. It was that time of the month, so she simply took the pain-relievers into her room to save herself from constantly walking to the bathroom. Holding it out to him, she was shocked yet again when he simply grabbed the bottle and left without a word. Not even a thanks, or any sign of gratitude. Were those delinquents at school finally getting to him? She shuddered at the thought. With his monstrous strength...

Oga, meanwhile, sighed in relief after ingesting the pills. He knew the pain wouldn't subside for a little bit, but at least it would. Eventually. Walking back to his room, he barely took notice when the blonde bombshell, Hilda was sitting up in his bed, staring at him.

"Not now, woman. I've got a killer headache, so bitch at me later." The blonde's jaw dropped. Why was her husband speaking so crassly? Was it this headache he spoke of?

...Yes, Hilda decided, it had to be the headache. But how much pain could it possibly be causing, to change his entire demeanor? Such a kind man would never be so rude! She would talk to him later, at a more reasonable hour. Hopefully, he would feel better after some rest. Climbing into bed, Oga waited for the aspirin to work, and for sleep to take him. His brain finally caught up to the situation, and he realized something was off.

"Uh, Hilda, what are you doing here?"

The woman was startled. "I- I'm sleeping, Tatsumi. I always sleep here… Are you okay?"

"Oh. Whatever, ignore it." The man turned around so he was facing the wall, his back to the woman and child. His brain seemed to have completely skipped over the fact that Hilda had called him by his given name. Said demoness was staring at his back anxiously, hoping he would be better by the time the sun rose. Oblivious to the turmoil his actions had caused, the Rampaging Ogre fell into a deep sleep.


In the morning, Oga woke feeling refreshed. With a sigh of relief, the brawler jumped out of bed, ready to take on the bullshit his school threw at him on a daily basis. Honestly, didn't those guys ever get tired of starting fights with him? It took a special type of stupid to do something so suicidal.

The teen ran through his daily routine- which was interrupted by Hilda cooking breakfast. He refused, remembering the last time he had eaten her cooking. He had been throwing up his guts for hours. Blood had eventually replaced bile… The man shuddered at the memory. He was just about to step out the door, baby-on-board, when he was stopped by a certain blonde. She was… Wearing a school uniform? Specifically, the light gray female uniform of Ishiyama High.

"What are you doing?" he asked. She gave him a strange look.

"I'm going to school with you, Darling. Is there something wrong?"

Alarm bells went off in the Ogre's head. Why was she acting so sweet? Was she gonna murder him later? Had she finally snapped? Then again, her mannerism seemed vaguely familiar…

"Oh, amnesia-Hilda. How the fuck did ya lose your memory again? Ugh, whatever- Beel, do your thing."

Holding the baby out to her, Oga noticed something dreadfully wrong. Beel was wearing clothes! And he wasn't trying to get them off as if his life depended on it. When the baby gave him a blank stare, Oga panicked.

He panicked so hard, in fact, that his brain simply reset. Hilda looked on in concern as steam poured out her husband's ears, and his eyes- which had gone blank moments before- slowly regained their light.

"Ya know what, fuck this. At least I'm not gonna have you on my case about every damned thing- I'm rolling with you for now." Absolutely confused, and slightly scared, Hilda nodded. She quickly walked after Oga as he began on his daily path to school. "I should probably go get that creep, see if he knows what's up…" The poor blonde became even more startled, if that was possible. What creep could her husband be talking about? Deciding to stay quiet, the demoness followed the human, hoping her questions would be answered when Oga met this 'creep'.


Outside the Furuichi household, Oga texted his white-haired friend, telling him to get his worthless ass outside, just with far stronger words. HIs response was a slipper to the face, courtesy of the bastard himself, who was currently standing in his open doorway. Hilda squeaked when the footwear collided, then became even more panicked when Oga's facial expression stayed the same. Was he broken? Robotically walking over, the Rampaging Ogre stared at his friend of many years, before grabbing said friend and putting him in a chokehold.

"What the fuck was that, huh, Baka-Ichi? Wanna die!?"

"Fuck you, Oga! Don't text me that type of shit first thing in the morning!" With a sigh, the brunet let go of his friend, but not before giving him a decent wallop on the head.

"Whatever. Hilda lost her memory again, and Beel's wearing clothes. I dunno what the fuck is goin on, but it's startin to scare me."

"...Uh, not really seeing the horror…" Furuichi commented.

"Because, Baka-Ichi, it's weird! Remember last time Hilda lost her memory? She became a friggin' housewife!"

The young men took a stroll down memory lane to that experience. Oga shuddered and coughed up a crimson fluid. Furuichi clenched his fist, tears streaming down his face.

"You lucky bastard…" he murmured quietly. Hilda, who had been watching this happen, was now extremely concerned. Why was her husband coughing up blood?

"Tatsumi, do you need to go to the hospital?" Oga, snapped out of his nightmare by the very demon it was about, was understandably rattled.

"N-No, I'll be fine," he said, wiping his mouth with his forearm. "Look, let's just go to school and ignore this whole thing, alright?"

At the blonde's hesitant nod, Oga relaxed slightly. Furuichi, jealous as always, attempted to punch his friend in the shoulder. The blow connected, but didn't even catch the Ogre's attention. The General fell to his knees, staring at his now mangled hand. Oga, meanwhile, continued on his way. Hilda gave her husband's friend a strange look.

"OGA, YOU BASTARD!"


The trio showed up at Ishiyama High. Furuichi's hand was still broken, and tears continued streaming down the young man's face. Oga did as he normally did; ignoring every single thing in his path. For some reason, the daily mob of delinquents which tried to usurp his place as Ishiyama's King, only to get beat half to death, hadn't shown up yet. Hilda was unsure of what to do. Her usually calm, caring husband had become a violent and crude bastard seemingly overnight. He had hardly talked to her on their morning walk! At this rate, she would have to contact Dr. Forcas, who was skilled in both matters of the physical and mental.

Hilda's worry was quickly cast aside when her rival-in-love, Kunieda Aoi, showed up.

"Hey, Tatsumi~" The Red Tail purred, swaying her hips seductively as she walked up to the object of her affection.

"Sup, Kunieda." he grunted walking past without a second glance. The blue-haired girl was shocked. Usually, Oga was far more courteous with his greetings, sometimes even stopping to give her a little side hug or something- actions which usually infuriated his wife, and were all the more sweeter for it. He hadn't even called her by her given name! Hilda, rather than reveling in the feeling of getting one up on her rival, was curious.

"Dear, don't you think that was rather rude? Not that I'm complaining or anything!" She added on quickly.

The brawler glanced at the blonde, his expression unreadable. "What are you talking about?" He sounded genuinely confused. At this point, Hilda had reached her limit (Which should honestly have happened long ago). She was taking him to get help, even if they had to skip school! Grabbing his hand, which elicited a grunt of surprise from her husband, and a yell of despair from Furuichi, the demoness dragged the human back in the direction of the school gate. "Oi, woman, the fuck are ya doin?"

"We're going to see Dr. Forcas and Lamia! There's something wrong with you, Darling!"

Oga, seeing no way out of it considering the iron grip the woman had on him (and the fact that it was too early to be bitched at by the wet nurse) simply allowed it to happen. He made his displeasure known, however, with a massive, drawn-out sigh.

Furuichi, meanwhile, was too shocked to follow.

"OGA, YOU BASTARD!"

This would become a recurring theme.


Back at the Oga household, the young man was sat on the couch, watching Rice-Boy with the younger Demon Lord. At least that hadn't changed, unlike some things. Such as the busty demoness pacing around the living room, talking loudly into her phone.

"Forcas-Sensei, you must make haste to the house! Something is wrong with Tatsumi, he's- he's… He's acting like a delinquent!" The worried wife broke into tears, pissing the violent husband off. Several tick marks appeared on his head, surprising the young baby, who could somehow see them.

"WOMAN, STOP TALKIN ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE!" This sent said woman into further hysterics, prompting the man to stand up. She began blubbering into the phone. Beel quickly lost interest in them, focusing on his show.

"F-F-F-Forcas-Sensei, he's so angry! Please, come quickly!" she wailed. Oga strode over to her and grabbed the phone, tossing it aside. It hit the carpeted floor with a muffled noise. Hilda began retreating. The Rampaging Ogre followed after the crying demoness until she backed into a wall, and he slammed a hand down on the surface, right next to her head. It cracked easily, his monstrous strength overcoming the durability of the material. Hilda's knees went weak, so she leaned against the broken wall in an attempt to stay upright. It worked, somewhat.

"Alright, listen here, woman. What the fuck is wrong with you, huh? All this damned crying is giving me a headache- you lose your memory again or something?"

The woman gave a pitiful sniffle. "N-Nothing's wrong with me, Tatsumi! And I remember everything!"

"Alright, so how did I get a hold of Beel?"

"You pulled Alaindelon out of the river, and he split open!"

"Who did I first try to pawn the brat off too?"
"It was Kanzaki-san, and you were simply trying to find the Young Master a better parent!"

"Okay," he growled, "So you didn't lose your memory… Then why the fuck are you crying your eyes out, like some weak woman!?" Hilda had closed her eyes, her head turned to the side in an attempt to gain some distance from the toxic rage.

"What… What else should I do, when the man I fell in love with is being so cruel?"


Cleaned up this chapter. It was surprisingly error-free the first time around, but as they say, there is always something to improve upon.