Author's Note: Brendon "Idaho" Tarrant. Ghosts are just hallucinations.

Ichigo was pretty sure now Azure had decided to drive him completely insane. He hadn't met in an enemy after cutting through what seemed to be thousands of chambers. None, none at all. Just emptiness and random,deactivated, androids.

Tired of such pointless effort, Ichigo began to cut the room's surfaces, descending further and further into the abyss until he reached the bottom.

Then, finally Ichigo found another Quincy. He took a defensive stance, but then realized he was dead. He was a middle-aged man wearing glasses.

He cut through the other three walls and found another dead Quincy. He was tall and muscular, wearing a nordic style helmet.

Cut. A large, obese man with a long beard wearing only underwear.

Cut. Ichigo presumed it was a man in an armour, but the helmet and the fact the armour covered his entire body prevented the shinigami of any guess about its identity.

Cut. A man with a red mohawk and metal decorations on his ear.

Cut. A man with long black hair and eyes, wearing a mask covering the inferior part of his face.

Cut. Also a man with black hair, but without mask and pronounced cheekbones.

Cut. Ichigo was already thinking Azure was playing with him. A giant disembodied hand?

Cut. A tall blonde man.

Cut. Ichigo was paralyzed. He didn't move. He only looked. He checked every detail of his body. He tricked himself into believing it was an illusion and used the hand signs to dispel a genjutsu. he even tried to rationalize it was a shape-shifter and tried to attack, but stopped with his sword in mid-air.

Ichigo collapsed on the ground and hugged the corpse.

He left it there, like he was sleeping.

He cut through another wall again, and saw something else. There was two Quincies in front of him.

One was an absolute mountain of a man. But the other seemed even younger than Ichigo. And had two tongues.

Behind them, there waas a blue gate, that Ichigo deduced it would lead to Azure. And Ichigo knew now he would never spare her.

"Ok, donkeys, get out of the way".

The beast-like man laughed and then blitzed at Ichigo. There was no time to react.

Ichigo didn't remember taking a bigger beating. The brute was insanely tough and no attacks seemed to harm him. Ichigo fully transformed into a Hollow Fox and blasted him and it wasn't enough.

The man created a hole on the ground and threw the shinigami's body inside.

Ichigo then remembered genjutsu and punched himself in the head.

He didn't even get to see the other guy's power. The two stepped out of the way as soon Ichigo made the right hand signs.

The door opened through the already old method of sword. Ichigo never thought he would say this, but he didn't wanted to use Zangetsu ever again.

There were five people inside. One was Azure, sitting on a spinning chair before an electronic panel. That electronic panel was connected to a tube filled with green liquid where a large bearded man with black hair was floating on, wearing an military uniform that Ichigo have already deduced to be common between the Quincies who were captured by Azure. Also, there three naked girls on the walls, their limbs seemingly buried in it.

"You can't kill me. Don't you think you will get revenge for Ishida" said Azure, turning around.

"I don't care anymore. Just give me Sasuke. He have a mother. I will give him back to her".

"Oh, you're gonna see him. When he wakes up, he's gonna destroy you."

"Azure, of all crazy delusions you ever had, this is the biggest one. Sasuke don't hates me."

"Well, let's see that, shall we?"

Azure pressed a button on the panel. Ichigo didn't even move. Whatever she was gonna do, it depended on Sasuke's will, he believed. Her fatal flaw and the same time her reason d'être was Sasuke. Ichigo reached the conclusion while breaking through the rooms that Azure was fighting so hard because she wanted Sasuke on the top and not only as slave. She wanted to be the first wive of many.

The liquid of the tub was slowly drained and its walls went up, integrating themselves with the ceiling. The man in black hair opened his eyes. Ichigo wondered where the hell was Sasuke.

"Behold, Sasuke's new form!"

Ichigo blinked.

"Are you kidding me? That's not Sasuke!"

"I fused him with the Emperor Quincy! Now he's unstoppable!"

Ichigo put his hand on his own forehead.

"Of course she did that."

The fused creature opened his eyes and, to Ichigo's surprise, began to slowly transform back into Sasuke, but the end result was a bit different, a little bit older than the Sasuke that Ichigo remembered. In fact, it resembled...the man who had met years ago that gave him god-like powers!"

The young Uchiha talked to Ichigo.

"Good to see you stepfather."

"Yeah, good to see you too".

"Sasuke, you're gonna destroy him right?"

Sasuke turned to her. "Disappear".

Azure disappeared on the spot. No death, no despair. She simply ceased to exist.

Ichigo blinked in awe.

Sasuke turned to Ichigo.

"Ichigo, I think this is the final chapter. I will give you god-like powers in the past after this, you surely know what I'm talking about. Now that I have the powers of the Quincy Emperor fused with all the others Azure gave me I can do practically anything. This story ran on for too long. Did you protect Naruko?"

Ichigo answered honestly.

"The Uzumaki? No. The little girl that was with me and Halibel? Yes".

"Good."

"So, before you disappear, how do I freed those three girls on the wall?"

Sasuke pointed to the control panel.

"Good night and good luck Ichigo."

"Wait, where are you going?"

"I am going home, what you think I will do. But I will not walk with you, that would take months. And after that maybe I will create new universes. You know, and maybe I will have fun, but not too much fun, that may be tedious. I mean, Ichigo, don't you ever get bored of all these girls want to suck your dick like it's the sweetest piece of candy in the galaxy? That goes monotonous after some time".

Ichigo almost nodded to Sasuke. He was growing tired of all the sex.

Sasuke then disappeared. After some minutes of figuring it out what button did what, Ichigo freed the three remaining Quincy girls: Meninas Mcallon, Lilotto Lamperde and Bambietta.

They all thanked him and then Bambietta almost ripped off his pants to get to his dick. Meninas punched her to make her fly away.

The two began to fight, and because of that Lilotto got the first blowjob.

Ichigo loved small girls, and Lilitto was even better because she would stick all of his dick down to her throat, to the point of being impaled. Bambietta got aggressive and pushed her forward and backward to make her choke on her own saliva.

After that was Meninas' turn, that decided to use her breasts. Ichigo moaned. She reminded him of Orihime in more than face. Maybe Orihime was a Quincy too.

Bambietta was by far the most explosive of them all. She pushed Ichigo down and rode him, all while proclaiming she would be queen of all Quincies. Ichigo didn't bother to tell her all remaining Quincies were him and a bunch of women, and possibly Ryuuken back on Ichigo's original world.

As she kept riding him, Ichigo realized he had really lost interest in sex.

After cumming on the three girl's faces, Ichigo came back to the surface with the surviving Quincy girls. Gremmy didn't change back even after being informed Azure was no more. He thought he had gone too far in lesbianism and it was time to experiment more feminine things, like being raped or pregnancy. The female Quincies threw a look of disgust at him for that.

He met Halibel, Naruko and Nanao and her baby and decided to go where Kushina and Naruko Uzumaki were.

A lot of people recognized Ichigo and came to congratulate him, though Ichigo didn't know why.

When he arrived at the city where Kushina and Naruko were, a guy said to him to go to the central square.

To Ichigo's shock, Naruko was dressed into a bride outfit, with a priestess at her side.

Lots of people Ichigo knew during his adventures since he arrived in the Leaf Village cheered for him as he walked towards Naruko.

When he finally got close, she asked.

"Daddy, do you want to fuck me? You fucked a lot of girls, but you never put your dick on me! Wanna make that true?"

Ichigo looked straight at Naruko's eyes and said the following words:

"I've grown sick of all bitches on the world wanting my cum. I never want to have sex ever again".

END

Author's Notes: Raising Naruko started as a request fanfic that I slowly grew tired of. Soon I began to make a checklist to see if Ichigo had sex with all relevant females of each universe. Matsumoto still managed to escape. To everyone who is disappointed, let me tell you what, I just wanted to kill Azure and be done with that.

My next fanfic in English will hopefully involve Sasuke and Hinata because I knew Naruhina fans love that pairing. Get over it, losers, we will not stop writing fanfics just because our ship is dead. Have you looked at all those Haku fanfics written since, you know, 2000? The dude died in the past century!