Heya peeps!
*everyone looks at me weirdly while crickets chirp*
Okay, this is awkward. Anyway… I'm back with a new story! And it is a Secret Trio texting story! And yes, the Secret Trio is Dani Fenton/Phantom, Haley Long, and Juniper Lee. I know I already have three other stories about these three girls being the Secret Trio, but I couldn't resist writing a texting fic around these three after reading The YMP Series's fanfic YMP Texting. So, shout out to them for inspiring this story!
So…you guys know the drill. I don't own Danny Phantom, American Dragon: Jake Long or Life And Times Of Juniper Lee. You hear me? I don't own nothing around those three shows. Nada. Zilch. Zero. All rights go to their respective creators, which are Butch Hartman(Danny Phantom), Disney(American Dragon: Jake Long) and Cartoon Network(Life And Times Of Juniper Lee). All I own is this story filled with random texts that pop into my mind.
Anywho, onward and forward to the story! And please, read and review!(even though you might be dying from laughter)
GhostWriterGirl out!
HaleyAmDrag: Hi!
Juniper: Hey. 😒
HaleyAmDrag: Y do u have an annoyed emoji? 😕
Juniper: Oh, I don't know, maybe because u woke me up at FREAKING THREE AM?! 😡
HaleyAmDrag: Srry. I was bored.
Juniper: And how could u b bored three AM?
HaleyAmDrag: Gramps has me on a stakeout.
Juniper: A stakeout 4 what?
HaleyAmDrag: A stakeout 4 watching sewer trolls.
HaleyAmDrag: I'm so bored, I was thinking of texting u 2 pass the time.
Juniper: Well, even though I am srry about hearing about ur predicament, I'm going back 2 sleep now. Buh-bye.
HaleyAmDrag: Fine. Then I'm gonna text Dani instead.
Juniper: 😳
Juniper: NOOOOOOO!
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PhantomGirl: I HATE JAZZ!
HaleyAmDrag: Y?
PhantomGirl: Is that important? I HATE HER NOW! 😡
Juniper: Who hates who?
HaleyAmDrag: Dani hates Jazz now.
Juniper: And y does she hate Jazz?
HaleyAmDrag: Won't tell me.
PhantomGirl: I HATE JAZZ! I HATE HER, I HATE HER, I HATE HER!
GhostBoy: Hey 👋
HaleyAmDrag: DANNY! Y does Dani hate Jazz now!?
Juniper: Better b quick, cause it sounds like Dani is going to murder her.
GhostBoy: Oh. Jazz is restricting Dani's video game privileges after she used her computer 4 playing the new version of Doomed.
Juniper: 😶
HaleyAmDrag: 😶
Juniper: That… explains a lot.
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PhantomGirl: Guess who?
HaleyAmDrag: The president?
PhantomGirl: No.
HaleyAmDrag: The… Saviour of The World?
PhantomGirl: No.😒
HaleyAmDrag: I give up.
PhantomGirl: It's Dani.
HaleyAmDrag: Oh.
HaleyAmDrag: Y didn't u say so?
PhantomGirl:
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PhantomGirl: Hale?
HaleyAmDrag: Hmm?
PhantomGirl: What do u get when a dragon and a ghost with an ice core blast at each other with their respective attacks the same time?
HaleyAmDrag: Dunno. What do u get?
PhantomGirl: Freezer burn! 😂
HaleyAmDrag: Funny. 😑
PhantomGirl: I know, right?!
*realises the sarcasm*
PhantomGirl: Hey! 😠
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HaleyAmDrag: Y is my arm in a cast?
PhantomGirl: Same with my leg.
Juniper: U both went on sugar highs. Haley thought it would b funny if she jumped off the roof of her house screaming, "I'M SUPERMAN!". Instead u fell.
HaleyAmDrag: Oh. 😩. Who brought me here?
Juniper: Ur dad.
Juniper: I was 2 busy laughing.
PhantomGirl: And me?
Juniper: U crashed headlong into a tree thinking that u were an aeroplane.
Juniper: Danny brought u here, by the way.
Juniper: Again, I was 2 busy laughing.
PhantomGirl:
HaleyAmDrag:
PhantomGirl: Real sympathetic here.
HaleyAmDrag: Yeah, real sympathy.
Juniper: What? In my defence, u 2 would have laughed 2 if u saw what happened to u 2 as well.
*silence*
PhantomGirl: U have a point.
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PhantomGirl: RAINBOWS R THE RACECARS OF SNAKES! MARSHMALLOWS JUMP ON CAMEL HEADS!
Juniper: U OK, Dani?
PhantomGirl: NEVER FELT BETTER! SKY IS THE SEA, SEA IS THE SKY! THE STARS R FROGS!
Juniper: R u sure you're OK, Dani? Sounds like you're not.
PhantomGirl: I FEEL NO PAIN! WHEEEEE!
HaleyAmDrag: 'Sup, guys.
Juniper: HALEY! This is kinda a bad time 2 text right now.
HaleyAmDrag: Y?
Juniper: Well…
PhantomGirl: PAINTBALL SHOOTING GUMMI BEARS! MICROSOFT IS RUN BY ROBO-MONKEYS! PINK HORSES EAT YELLOW HAMBURGERS WITH ORANGE SNAKES! RAINBOW SPARKLES EVERYWHERE!
Juniper: That's y.
HaleyAmDrag:…
HaleyAmDrag: Did u accidentally shoot the Fenton Crazy Ghost Gun her again?
Juniper: No! She started texting me like this a couple of seconds again!
Juniper: And besides, Mr. and Mrs. Fenton locked it up after the whole fiasco.
PhantomGirl: RAINDROPS R LIQUID SILVER! BUNNY RABBITS R PAID IN CHOCOLATE!
HaleyAmDrag: So, if it isn't the Fenton Crazy Ghost Gun… then what is it?
Juniper: Drugs, maybe?
Haley: You're kidding, right?
Juniper: Hey, we can't rule out every possibility! Besides…
PhantomGirl: YELLOW DRAGONS EVERYWHERE! MERMAIDS R SPLASHING IN THE FOUNTAIN AND GOATS R EATING BURRITOS!
Juniper: It seems the most likely.
HaleyAmDrag: I hate to admit it, but u have a point there, June.
PhantomGirl: YS MA HEAD BANDAGED? AND Y IS THERE A BOX OF TABLETS NEXT TA ME?
Juniper: Oh. Concussion and pain meds. Of course.
HaleyAmDrag: Of course.
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PhantomGirl: Hey June.
Juniper: Hey.
PhantomGirl: Wanna play a prank on Haley?
Juniper: R we gonna 2 get in danger of Haley trying 2 kill us 4 pranking her?
PhantomGirl:…
PhantomGirl: No?
Juniper: ;:|
PhantomGirl: Maybe a little bit?
Juniper: Count me in.
PhantomGirl: Yay! 😁
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HaleyAmDrag: I'm booooorrrrrrreeeeed.
PhantomGirl: Y r u bored?
HaleyAmDrag: I'm home alone, and there's nothing 2 do. So, I've decided 2 tal pass the time.
PhantomGirl: Y not talk 2 June?
HaleyAmDrag: She still hasn't forgiven me 4 waking her up at three AM when I wanted 2 pass the time during my stakeout.
PhantomGirl: And I still haven't forgiven u 4 waking me up!
HaleyAmDrag: Bygones b bygones?
PhantomGirl: 😔
HaleyAmDrag: Come on, I'm bored!
PhantomGirl:…
HaleyAmDrag: Dani, please talk 2 me!
PhantomGirl:…
HaleyAmDrag: Dani.
PhantomGirl:…
HaleyAmDrag: Dani.
PhantomGirl:*leaves the conversation*
HaleyAmDrag: DANI!
HaleyAmDrag: I'm talking 2 myself, aren't I?
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HaleyAmDrag: I'm gonna ask Carter out.
PhantomGirl: I'm happy 4 u, girl! U should go 4 it!
Juniper: I'm sure he'll want 2 go out with u. Who wouldn't?
HaleyAmDrag: Thnks, girls. I'm grateful 4 having such great friends like u 2.
PhantomGirl: It' all right, Hale. It's what friends r 4.
Juniper: Exactly that, and more. 😊
HaleyAmDrag: And, speaking of boys… when r u gonna ask YB out, Dani?
PhantomGirl: I'M NEVER GONNA ASK HIM OUT! 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE HIM!
Juniper:😏 Sure you don't, Dani…
PhantomGirl: I don't!
HaleyAmDrag: Dani, when r u gonna realise that u like YB?
PhantomGirl: Because I don't!
HaleyAmDrag: U do.
PhantomGirl: I don't!
HaleyAmDrag: U do.
PhantomGirl: I don't!
Juniper: U don't.
PhantomGirl: I do!
PhantomGirl: 😳
PhantomGirl: Uhhh… I mean I don't!
Juniper: 😏
HaleyAmDrag: 😏
PhantomGirl: Kill me now.
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HaleyAmDrag: Hey June?
Juniper: Yeah?
HaleyAmDrag: What do u do when life gives u lemons?
Juniper: Uhhh… make lemonade?
HaleyAmDrag: No.
Juniper: Then what do u do?
HaleyAmDrag: Make apple juice and let everyone wonder how u did it.
Juniper: Oh.
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PhantomGirl: Uggghhhhhh. Kill me now.
Juniper: Y?
PhantomGirl: I was babysitting this little three-year-old boy, when the Box Ghost decided 2 pester me. And every time I tried 2 get away 2 go ghost, the boy would keep me back. And 4 five hours, I had 2 endure the Box Ghost annoying me throughout the entire time while trying 2 babysit this little boy until his mom came 2 pick him up.
Juniper: Wow. That's rough.
PhantomGirl: I know!
Juniper: Wanna have me or Haley come over 2 help next time?
PhantomGirl: YES! Gosh, that would b awesome!
PhantomGirl: Do u think u could come over 2 help me babysit the boy's twin sisters next Sunday?
Juniper: Sure…
PhantomGirl: Thnks! You're a real lifesaver, June!
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LadiesMan: DANI!
PhantomGirl: What, Connor?
LadiesMan: ERIN'S TRYING 2 KILL ME!
LadiesMan: WITH HER BASEBALL BAT!
PhantomGirl: Oh. So everything's normal, then.
LadiesMan: Dani, it's not normal! Erin wants 2 kill me via baseball bat! And she might achieve that! 😱
PhantomGirl: Con, when r u and Erin gonna admit that you're hopelessly in love with each other?
LadiesMan: I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH ERIN!
LadiesMan: And even if I was, I would admit it around the same time u admit u like Youngblood!
PhantomGirl: 😠
PhantomGirl:*leaves conversation*
LadiesMan: Dani. Dani. DANI!
I'mPunkNotGoth: CONNOR! WHERE R U SO I CAN SMASH UR BRAINS IN WITH MY BASEBALL BAT?!
LadiesMan: EEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!
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HaleyAmDrag: Hey Dani?
PhantomGirl: Hmmm?
HaleyAmDrag: Wonder what our brothers do while we're texting one another?
PhantomGirl: Hmmmm…. dunno. What do our brothers do while we're texting one another?
*meanwhile*
GhostBoy: Bet u fifty dollars Haley and Dani r texting about us right now.
AmDrag: And bet u fifty dollars that they're texting about boys right now.
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PhantomGirl: Who's up 4 a Tim Burton movie marathon at my place?
HaleyAmDrag: I'm in!
Juniper: Since it's Tim Burton, count me in 2!
PhantomGirl: Gr8! 😁 I'll make the popcorn right now!
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Juniper: Hey girls. Still up 4 our sleepover?
PhantomGirl: Srry, June. I can't 2day. Got ghost patrol all night.
HaleyAmDrag: And Gramps has got me on dragon training.
Juniper: Oh. Rain check, then?
PhantomGirl: Sure.
Juniper: And anyway, I don't think Mom would have let u 2 come over anyway.
HaleyAmDrag: Y?
Juniper: I've got 2 clean my room.
PhantomGirl: Oh.
HaleyAmDrag: Oh.
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And, that's all for now!
Stay tuned for more texting shenanigans focusing on these girls and and co!
Please read and review!
GhostWriterGirl out!