Summary: Boruto Uzumaki couldn't hold it and just needed to go to the restroom, and the nearest possible one happened to be the Hokage's private quarters. But what happens when he hears two familiar men enter the washroom and locking the door? A one-sided tragedy. SasuNaru. R16-M.
Warning: Consists of some minor explicit scenes. Read at your own risk. Hinted adult themes. Please be 16 or avove when reading this. [Why 16? Because I was 16 when I wrote this, obv. people around that age can read this.] Infidelity. Don't like it don't read. Also no, I don't promote infidelity and I deeply apologise for that.
A/N: Hey everyone! I decided to try out my skills as an author and thought of writing a very very weird story that is mainly SasuNaru but you get the point. There aren't many adult SNS fanfictions and definetely not many adult adult SNS fanfictions. My fanfic isn't very explicit tho. Just the usual yaoi scenes.
I was actually more interested in describing the bathroom but then I thought of adding more stuff to it and now it's what this is what you'd call what- what- what's goin' on. I'm so sorry, but I needed to get this off my chest no matter what and this was the best way possible; i.e. writing it down rather than drawing it.
Disclaimer: Naruto and Boruto belong to Masashi Kishimoto.
Boruto couldn't hold it for much longer. He had to use the restroom no matter what. Where his only option was to use the Hokage's private quarters in the floor they were currently at, since the public restrooms were phyiscally inpossible to reach at this point.
The restroom, or more approriately, the bathroom, was lavish, as one would expect suitable for the Hokage to use. The hallmark indication of its beauty alltogether allowed it to appear as if it didn't even belong to the building itself. It wasn't particularly big, just extensively decorated with needless objects that one wouldn't normally find in a bathroom.
Lush black, velvaty sofas were arranged at one side of the room, perfectly paired with a glass coffee table that was full of complementary decorations. There were a few tissue boxes placed in gold decorated casing aside from an ashtray, to which Boruto believed didn't exactly belong to his father since he wasn't a smoker, along with several glass and marble vases of various shapes and sizes around the corner of the room. The wall above showcased a large abstract painting of some sort of morning glory, hung a few metres above the sofa. On its right, the sink was seperated from the isle by a wall divider, where a large mirror took the place for the wall, while taps on the other side were fully automated and equipped with temperature sensors. And at last, but not the least, there was the appropriately large Schonbek Sonatina chandelier, fully carved out of Swarovski crystals, hanging from the centre of the ceiling. The overall lighting of room produced a sort of sepia effect, as if it wasn't already vibrant enough through the orange walls. How ironic that the Orange Flash uses a bathroom perfectly fitting to his title.
The bath was divided from the sofa by a wall, as which it's other side consisted of a tempered glass wall. It wasn't of much lush as compared to the others, but it didn't look out of place considering everything. The only wonder that shook Boruto was why the arichtect thought of imposing most of their budget on building the Hokage's bathroom. Pdrobably just to define his status, however Boruto's mind had already begun to couple with other thoughts. How he has never entered this area of the Hokage Tower leaves him wondering but maybe it doesn't really matter much if he used it. According to him, the Hokage's kid has full privilege to access these areas. Its not like anyone's going to kill him.
The lavatory on the other hand, was an entirely different story. It contained a fully automated water closet, that not only had multiple options for adjusting water pressure and types of water sprays , but it was also equipped with a deodorizer, lights and a cute little sound as it flushed the toilet. There were other options too, like having warm water or warming the seat, but he didn't need that for this season.
However, panic engulfed him from awe, as he heard a voices entering the bathroom along with a faint click, indicating that the main door had been locked. It seemed like there were only two, and dangerously familar people inside the bathroom, and udging by their voices, one of them was his father, the Hokage, himself. The situation itself was a bit tricky, if only he decided when to come out of the loo, however the young boy insinctively cupped his mouth and tried to be as silent as possible, while making a desperate attempt to camoflage his chakra. And due to this thoughtless decision, he was now trapped in the bathroom stall for God knows how many hours. Konohamaru was surely going to get mad at him for taking a sweet long time in bathroom.
"-in that way, I was thinking that we'd have to use the least amount of people during the excavation projects," Naruto's voice resonated within the room.
"I'm not so sure if you'll actually need that many people. The number just seems too absurd," the other male spoke. "Why 15?"
"Well, isn't it obvious? Anything relating to that woman is considered top secret, hence I need to take such measures to-"
"-top secret my ass. Everyone already knows about her, so what's the point of hiding it away? Its already confirmed that she or anyone relaating to her is a threat, so summoning them would serve as a double edged sword, remember the war?" the latter said in annoyance. "I'll ask again, did you do anything about those cursed seals? Apparently, I noticed how it makes a direct contact with the Ootsutsukis, the latter of which are hurt during the process. By the looks if it, only their power is being summoned rather than they themself."
"I tried checking in with Orochimaru recently, however he says that he's just as clueless as the rest of us," Naruto said as shifted onto the isle. It seems that the other guy was already sitting there too, but why weren't they leaving the restroom if they didn't have anything else to do? Doesn't Dad have work to do in the office?
"Make him spill it out. He's hiding something we don't know. Use force if necessary," he commanded. "You can never trust anything that come out of that snake's mouth."
"That's quite harsh, Sasuke." Naruto's voice seemed sullen, as if it were full of sympathy ofr the snake after hearing the latter man's brutal means of gathering information.
"Really? I don't think it's harsh considering how you haven't punished him for an ounce of his crimes. This shouldn't be a sweat for you," there was a glint of mockery and disgust as Sasuke spoke. How was he able to say something so controversial yet so brave without fearing what the Hokage might do to him. The older blonde let out a huge sigh.
"Well it's definetely not something to be discussed in a bathroom."
"Just admit that you're doing a pretty shitty job as the Hokage. How long are you going to continue running away from reality?" The Uchiha continued to blast insults. Boruto could clearly hear everything, down to the very last whimper that came from his father. The last of which he heard Sasuke reassuring the latter male after practically lowering his self-esteem as the Hokage, knowing that he'd break after hearing those words coming from his best friend. But someone hsd to say it, or that was what Boruto thought.
A long moment of silence was observed between the two, before Naruto's slow, but still cheery, voice made an attempt to break it; forgetting the converstation they just had, all the while freeing themselves from Naruto's epiphany. It wasn't something to be discussed in a bathroom after all. And speaking of bathrooms...
"Sasuke I have to say one thing about this bathroom and irks me everytime I use it." Naruto's voice resonated, followed by silence and then a faint 'what?' from Sasuke. "The chandeleir. Just look at it!"
"What about the chandeleir?" The latter man chuckled in amusement.
"No, no, no, you don't get it. What I mean to say is: Who hangs a chandeleir in a bathroom?! Talk about making the place look too lavish to use 'ttebayo. Just using the toilet or the baths make you feel like as if you've come at some foreign high-end five star hotel and the feeling! I just can't describe it!" Sasuke silently listened to the blonde ramble about his private quarters being simply too much for only him to use, letting out tiny giggles as the conversation progressed.
"We don't have a bathroom like this at home you know. I kind of feel nice for being the only one to use this place 'ttebayo!"
"Yeah, well it does look like that," Sasuke asserted, preluding another moment of eerie silence.
"You know," Naruto spoke again after a while. "There aren't any cameras in this bathroom. No one can listen our converstation or watch us," Boruto could hear them shifting thier position on the isle. They definetely were getting too comfortable to drop thier gaurds in hear, knowing that no one would step into or near this room.
"So now you're finally getting to the main topic of interest," Boruto could just feel the older Uchiha smirking just by listening his voice. It was a wonder how neither of the two shinobi spotted him yet, yet continued to show such kinds of suspicious advancements. Of all things, he didn't understand what they meant by the last two lines. Nonetheless, the genin made an attempt to desperately cloak his Chakra for at least until their departure.
"You're truely a shameless man, Naruto," Sasuke chuckled as he shifted even more.
"Its starting to get hot here, so I just thought of it," there were pants coming from the Hokage, despite the bathroom being air conditioned.
"You do realize that you're unbuttoning my shirt?" What? What was going on? "Its not like I mind," Sasuke laughed. Boruto could hear the shrill of zippers being lowered, but he couldn't distinguish what was happening at this point. He could clearly hear them making weird noises, but couldn't perceive a shred of what was happening outside his bathroom stall. Were they... kissing? It sounded like that, but he couldn't tell. He couldn't imagine someone else, anyone, sharing such a moment with the Hokage, especially not a man, and even more especially not Uncle Sasuke.
Boruto was in the most safest yet currently the most dangerous position one could ever be. Bring trapped among two God-tier shinobi in a bathroom were unexpected things were happening was the least of anyone's worries due to the impossibility of such a situation ever happening, but here he was.
Currently, the safest measure was to turn off his phone and lowering down the sounds created by the water closet, so as not to alert the two. There was no one who could save him at this point.
He could hear loud moans at this point, loud enough to plague his ears and mind with all sorts of conflicted thoughts. They were practically screaming at eachother, their images only being saved by the sound-proof walls. What on Earth was going on at this point? Boruto knew. Oh he definetely understood the sounds, but he decided to not think in thay direction. It was impossible. Just impossible.
Naruto and Sasuke on the other hand, weren't interested in keeping quite. It was a wonder if they were already aware of Boruto's presence or simply chose to ignore him. However, by the looks of it, neither of the two males were ready to stop emgaging in further sexual activities.
"You sure don't back off when it's me," Naruto commented seductively, making his way up Sasuke's neck with his tounge. He clearly knew the Uchiha liked it, if it wasn't already so evident with the little whimper of pleasure that escaped his lips.
"I could say the same for you. Shameless as usual," smirked Sasuke. The two chuckled at each other, parching themselves unto another in a passionate kiss, rolling their tongues and licking the insides of each other's mouths clean.
"It sure feels nice to be back with you." Naruto couldn't help but latch himself further, grinding his legs against the latter male against the wall. He did care if his pants began to tighten, he didn't care if Sasuke felt the same, he just wanted to be with him. "I wonder how you'd feel I took care of that growing little buldge?" The blonde asked, cupping his hands onto the centre of Sasuke's pants.
"Wonderful." Naruto didn't waste any time in pulling down the raven Uchiha's clothes, leaving him with nothing but just his unbuttoned shirt and unzipped vest. The blonde slowly makes his way down his exposed chest, letting his face lightly brush against the warmth of his skin until he reached his destination.
The jinchuriki then bagan to slowly let out puffs of his hot breath against Sasuke's lower body, making him almost shudder in pleasure as he clasped his hand around Naruto's head. There was nothing to hold him against. They were already far too into it. The insides of Naruto's mouth felt strangely warm yet so cold and pleasing, enough for him to let out a loud moan as the tip brushed up and down against his throat. He couldn't help but scream in pleasure, gagging his mouth with his right sleeve in a desprate attempt to rsduce the loudness of his screams. Naruto was already so good at this, mostly because they had done it so many times together. It was only natural for him to get used to it.
But this particular moment was especially exciting. Maybe those two just had a free loose screws in their head to actually engage in such activities, in the bathroom of the Hokage Tower, the place where other people are being issued missions dispatched by the Hokage. And yet the Hokage occupied is by his own mission; to please Sasuke.
Naruto's tongue simply coiled along his phallus and rolled up and down with enough jerks to make him shudder, coupled with the tightness of his throat, he couldn't resist the urge to let everything out. He could've sworn that Naruto was good. But only he gets to have a taste of it. Only he gets to bend the Hokage down on his knees.
At last, the male released his mouth's grip around him, opening it wide enough to reveal the amount of thick, sticky, white fluid that had creampied his mouth.
"Wow! You came out a lot, huh?" Naruto gulped down the remaining fluid, licking the sides of his lips and fingers clean. "It even tastes so good, dattebayo! What do you eat?!"
Sasuke was already panting for his breath, letting go out his sleeve that was gagging his mouth, the latter man being in the same state after a while.
As for Boruto, matters aren't in the same state of euphoria that the two older men enjoy. His worries preceed not only what he has learned and heard, but also his sensei's anger. It had been around 2 hours since he was stuck in the bathroom stall, excluding the extra 30 minutes that he spent doing his buisness, there was no way his teammates were going to forgive him for being this late.
"I suppose it's my turn to please you, although I must admit, I'm not as good as your mouth." There goes another hour or two for Boruto. At this point in time, he's not sure if he's going to die by at thier hands, by sitting here, or either in the hands of his teammates. There is no where he is going to stay alive, especially not in the first case.
There was another loud moan, followed by some incoherrent screaming that Boruto knew came from the older Uzumaki.
"No- Sasuke! That's cheating!" He screamed. "You can't just not use your mouth!"
"I can't help it if you're going to be this vulgar. I'll have to just simply resort to other means eh?"
"You bastard!" He retorted, his voice filled with furry. "How dare you?!" What could'ce the Uchiha down to make him growl?
"Shhh," Sasuke quitely whispered, placing his finger on the Nanadaime's cherry lips. His eyes were red, but so were Naruto's, but it was already too late. Sasuke had full control over his body and he was helplessly chained to submission. "You're mine now. You, Kurama, and your body."
Sasuke began thrusting his body, letting out a shrill from Naruto, who only had the liberty to move his head and few selective limbs. It wasn't like he was bothered by being controlled by his lover. In fact, he enjoyed it a lot, and he definetely knew that Sasuke knew that. The instant Sasuke's body eagarly coiled around his penis, he knew he was going to pass out in esctasy. There was nothing better than feeling the warmth of Sasuke's insides that seemed to tighten the more he thrusted. He may have come several times befire but there was no one who had a body as perfect as Sasuke, even if he were to include his amputated arm in that perfection. He loved it. Every bit of Sasuke, every moment he got to spend with him, and every time they'd ram themselves into eachother.
"That didn't take much effort," Sasuke said in disappointment, as he let go of Naruto, who had filled his ass with his seed. He could feel the hotness of the fuild as it dripped against his hole onto the isle, along with the numbness that pretained after the swelling. The two looked at eachother and laughed at what they had done, by then the younger male was released from the genjutsu.
It isn't normally possible to throw a perfect jinchuriki into one, but Sasuke managed to find a way in which he'd first take in control of the tailed beast inside and then bypass him to get Naruto. A pretty dangerous move if Sasuke were the enemy, but he wasn't. Using a powerful, feared, and deadly bloodline to satistfy his sexual desires sure thrilled him.
"I'll think I'll need to take a bath," Sasuke managed to croak a laugh. It wasn't normal that you'd casually get to see him in that state. But Naruto had lived long enough to know that even the great and elite Sasuke Uchiha laughed when he was nervous, an in other words, it isn't easy to make him nervous. The isle was a mess, where one could barely see the marble beneath the layer of thick white milk that the two released in their little sexual affair.
"I need to wash my mouth. Too bad, I can't let the taste just be there," Lord Seventh commented, later chuckling at his own comment. "Hey Sasuke, how about we go for another round since I'm on my break?!"
"What, no. You'll get as angry as a bear once you see the stack of papers on your desk."
"Let me enjoy my break! I want to eat you up this time! I'm hungary anyways," the jinchuriki demanded, placing his hand on the other's crotch.
"Sure ," Sasuke easily said in happiness. "But I expect you to be better next time. Dont just be a disappointment."
It took him around a total of 5 and a half hours to just get out of the bathroom. Five and a half hours. He was sure that he was going to get a hearing from Konohamaru-sensei neechan and Sarada, instead of being praised for making it out alive. In fact, he considered this to be as dangerous as an S-rank mission himself. But unfortuneately for him, he knows that there is no one to clearly explain the details of his so called 'endeavour'. There was also no telling of the imminent future however.
"Boruto! Do you have any idea how long you've taken in the bathroom! Kore!" There goes his sensei."It's been 6 hours since you left. Its night already! Just what were you doing inside?!"
"I can explain everything," the blonde slowly whispered, exhuasted from constantly cloaking his chakra and holding his breath. "Just please don't scream at me." His voice was so weak, that he couldn't tell if his soul had died in the bathroom stall or if he had mutated into a zombie.
"You better," there was a fully enraged Sarada standing behind Konohamaru. Eyes red with the Sharingan, hands crossed and her left foot angrily tapping the floor. That was the first time he had ever seen the usually sweet girl in fury and it was nothing compared to what he had seen before. He'd be risking his life yet again to compare her face to a Netsuke Hannya.
"Look! Look! Let me explain!" He protested. "I was in the bathroom when these two guys came in and locked the door! I couldn't do anything-!"
"Sounds fake right off the bat. You could've waltz out when you still had the time," Sarada spoke calmly, despite her facial features.
"No you don't understand!" He protested again. "They started to get naked and had- had-!"
"Had what," Mitsuki finally spoke up. His face and voice unnaturally calm and collected as usual. A wonder in itself after his father and shisho's act.
"HAD SEX!" Boruto screamed, surprising the three, strangely including Mistuki. "They didn't stop no matter what. Do you guys have any idea how long I stayed there?! Any idea how I listened to all those sounds?! I heard everything! I heard everything!" At a glance, Boruto was at the brink of insanity, screaming and crying in pure agony, but he knew his soul died in the bathroom stall. And he knew there was absolutely no way he can forget that he saw the two adults engage in activites that he'd better not mention.
And he knew that they weren't just friends. And he knew his dad wasn't just a normal Kage. Definetely not normal, considering the atrocitic objects that he hid in that wretched room. There was no way he could reclaim his sanity if not through the help from other to forget the incident as a whole. There was no way.
The poor boy just wanted to scream but he also knew well enough that no one would believe him. Not when both of them are known throughout the world as respected, and strong ninjas, friends despite anything. There was no way anyone would beleive these two married men to actually elope with eachother.
"Help me," the blonde kid weakly cried, this time hugging Konohamaru as tears rolled down his eyes. He just wanted to go to the bathroom.
A/N: Do you ever have that moment in life where you try to understand the kinds of abomination who have written, because I felt so embarassed as I wrote this down to the point that I have no words to describe how much of a sin I've commited just by writing this down. I am so sorry my hands and mind. You have nothing to do with what I have done. I am wrong. I hate myself. Wtf have I written. Please send help.
I hope you little dirty perverted shits enjoyed this. I'm gonna read this abomination later after my exams are over so that I could gouge out my eyes and brain. Thanks /
G'bye lovelies ~
Why the name Vervain's Throne?
Because Vervains are purple flowers. And you know who else is extremely purple? That's right, Sasuke Uchiha. The 'throne' basically refers to the toilet seat for some very odd reason, but i actually wanted it to mean the isle that they were having sex on. [God I feel so embarassed just to say that word. How tf did I manage to write this?]
Also here's bit of trivia: I woke up at 6:34 AM just to write this. Its 11:50 AM now. I used up all my battery and brain power just to write this abomination. Why am I such a failure?
Edit: I fixed my typos and editted out the grammatical mistakes. How could I do such a sloppy job at writing. Oh God...