*knock knock knock knock knock*

"I'm really not in the mood for visitors...," Mimi crawled out of her bed and made her way to the front door. She didn't see anyone through the peephole, so she slightly opened the door, only to see a gift box on her doormat. "Oh, how pretty!" she picked it up and opened the envelope attached to the package. "Here's an outfit for you to put on. Meet me in Room 309 as soon as possible. And don't forget your sexist pair of fuck me pumps...oh TK. You always find a way to drive me crazy," Mimi squealed as took her present inside.

*buzz buzz buzz*

"Ugh, who's calling me?" TK picked up his phone.

"Hey baby brother!"

"What is it?" TK groaned.

"Sooo, you'll never believe who was here about ten minutes ago," Matt said.

"Cindy Crawford," TK rolled his eyes.

"Nope. It's your good pal, Izzy! You know, the guy who's fiancee you fucked. Way to go! Now tell me! How was it? And who's better in bed! Wait, who looks better naked?"

"Hold on! He told you I had slept with Kari?" TK gasped.

"Well, it's true, isn't it?" Matt asked.

"Oh my God, who else knows?" TK groaned.

"Don't worry, I think it's only going to be between the five of us...for now. To be honest with you, Izzy seems kind of embarrassed about the whole situation, you know. I guess he couldn't keep his girl satisfied. I tried to give him some advice-"

"You gave him advice?! You're terrible at giving advice! What kind of advice would you give him anyways?" TK laughed.

"Thanks Teeks, thanks a lot. Just for that, I hope my advice works out well so I can shove it in your face and sing I told you so!" Matt said.

"Now I'm really curious. What kind of advice did you give him? Trying to get him to win Kari back?" TK smirked.

"Hell no! Fuck that bitch! I told him to start moving on and going after other chicks. Show them who's the boss. Girls love that shit," Matt said.

"Wow, you really are bad. That doesn't even work for you. When was the last time you've even had sex with something that wasn't your hand or a life-sized doll?" TK laughed.

"Shut up! It'll work. I guarantee it! I just have to convince him to go out to the bar or a club with me and we'll pick up some hotties together," Matt exclaimed.

"Just be careful. You wouldn't want people thinking you're the couple," TK said.

"Dammit...why didn't I think of that. I gotta come up with a new plan. I feel like I was supposed to call you about something else but I can't remember for the life of me what it was. Oh well. I'll talk to you later. Peace!" Matt said.

"Bye," TK hung up his phone and tossed it on his couch.

"Oooh, this is going to be so fun...," Mimi fished around her pocket for her hotel key. She swiped it through the lock and opened the door in one smooth movement. "Hello? I'm finally here and yours for the taking!"

"Be there in a minute."

"That didn't sound like TK...," Mimi bit her lip. She started wondering if she was in the wrong room, but that couldn't be. Otherwise the hotel key wouldn't work, right? Unless the hotel key works on any door-but that wouldn't make any sense...

"Sorry, I just got out from the shower. Didn't know when you'd get here...," Izzy pulled Mimi close and nuzzled her neck. "Hey, I thought you were mine for the taking. Why do you still have your jacket on?"

"Wait- Izzy?" Mimi backed up. "What are you doing here?"

"I was the one who sent the package. And it looks like you followed directions very well...," he opened her jacket up to reveal a black and pink lacy corset, with a garter belt to hold up her thigh-high tights.

"Nothing against you, but I was expecting-"

"Yeah, but now I'm here. And now that I'm here, you have a chance to try out something new," Izzy kissed her neck.

"Uh...," Mimi began to breathe rapidly.

"Your boyfriend didn't have any hesitations with Kari, so nothing should be stopping you. Besides, that kiss must have had an impression on you. Even if it was a slight one...you did kiss me again the next day," Izzy looked into her eyes.

"Uh...," Mimi paused.

"I think you were right when you said I've wanted this for the longest time...and I'm a free man now. But there's also one more thing," Izzy smirked.

"What?" Mimi said.

"I think you've wanted this for just as long," Izzy gave her a soft peck on the lips.

"What? What would make you say that?" Mimi turned red.

"You could have easily pushed me away at the kiss in the pool, but you didn't, remember? And like I said before, you voluntarily kissed me the next day. And even now, you could have left by now...but you're still here," Izzy whispered in her ear.

"I'm just being polite...," Mimi said.

"No. You want to be here. And you can't even deny it...," Izzy reached inside Mimi's lacy underwear and smirked. "Your body gives you away. You are so wet right now. But if you insist, you're always free to go. Just give me the word, and I'll stop."

"Mmm...," Mimi began to breathe rapidly.

"That's what I thought," Izzy bit on Mimi's lower lip.

"You sure talk too much," Mimi grabbed Izzy by his shirt and kissed him.

"Oh, you'd rather me use my mouth in other ways, huh? I think I can arrange that," Izzy picked Mimi up by her waist and tossed her onto the bed.

"Oooh," Mimi grinned and kicked her heels off.

"No. Shoes stay on," Izzy picked them up and put them back on her feet.

"Wow, you're being kind of bossy...," Mimi said with an amused look on her face.

"You have a problem with that?" Izzy unbuckled his belt and whipped it out.

"Actually, I like it. I like it a lot... I've never seen this side of you. It's very hot...," Mimi grinned.

"You haven't seen anything yet," Izzy pulled the top of one of Mimi's tights and kissed the skin underneath.

"I can take these off," Mimi sat up.

"No. They stay on," Izzy pushed her back down.

"Are we going to take anything off?" Mimi smirked.

"Be patient. You're just a present that I want to unwrap slowly...and what's the rush?" Izzy said as he sucked the skin of Mimi's inner thighs.

"Oh...," Mimi bit her lip.

"Too hard? Cause I don't care...," Izzy asked.

"I can't stand you right now," Mimi pulled Izzy's hair and brought his face close to hers.

"And yet you're still here," Izzy smirked.

"Did I ever tell you that you talk too much?" Mimi slipped her panties off and sat on his face.

"That's right, give it to me...," Izzy said as he pushed her down, pressing her body against his face.

"Oh my God," Mimi gasped as she felt his warm tongue run across her clit. "Just fuck me already..."

"Fine, but I guess I have to finish unwrapping then...," Izzy lifted her off of him and laid her back on the bed. He slowly unhooked Mimi's corset and tossed it to the side, then slowly sucked on her nipples.

"Oh, you're killing me...," Mimi reached for Izzy's now erect cock and firmly grasped it.

"You think you've got me now, don't you?" Izzy grunted.

"I'm hoping," Mimi said as she did her hand up and down his shaft.

"You've got your wish," Izzy grabbed her wrist and pinned it down. Then he jammed his engorged dick inside of her and shoved it back and forth in rough, rapid movements.

"Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah," Mimi grunted as she bit on his neck.

"You're so fucking loud...I love it," Izzy ran his fingers through Mimi's hair and lightly tugged it.

"Oh, you're killing me," Mimi sighed.

"Good. When I'm done with you, you won't be able to stand for a while," Izzy thrusted against her harder.

"I'd like to see you...oh...ohhhh," Mimi gasped.

"That's right. I put my money where my mouth is, now it's your turn...if you can even prove yourself," Izzy pulled away from Mimi.

"Oh, I can," Mimi took his penis into her mouth and gently massaged his balls.

"Good girl. More," Izzy grabbed her head and shoved it close against him.

"Mmm...," Mimi sucked on his dick harder, feeling it get stiffer between her lips.

"Are you a swallower or a spitter?" Izzy asked.

"Don't worry about it," Mimi winked.

"Oh... that's hot. Oh my...," Izzy gasped.

"Mmm...," Mimi's eyes grew big as her mouth filled up with his warm cum. She started to swallow, but it seemed like it wouldn't stop coming.

"Uh, that was great...," Izzy stretched.

"I had a good time myself," Mimi climbed up on the bed.

"I know you did... I think that was the wettest I've ever made anyone," Izzy mischievously grinned.

"Really?" Mimi raised an eyebrow.

"Most definitely," Izzy said.

"Hey Izzy, are you up for Round 2?" Mimi smiled devilishly.

"Are you messing with me right now?" Izzy smirked.

"What? We have a hotel room all to ourselves and a whole night. Why not make it count?" Mimi winked.

"You don't have to ask me again," Izzy climbed on top of her and began kissing her again.

"Why are we all gathered here for breakfast?" Joe grimaced.

"I thought it would be nice. Besides, it's something different for a change, right?" Sora shrugged.

"I'm only here cause of pancakes," Davis managed to grumble.

"Yeah, can we just say that maybe a breakfast get-together is probably not the best idea?" TK smirked.

"At least not when most of us have to work in the morning. I mean, I don't even want to wake up five minutes earlier to make my bed," Tai yawned.

"I don't even bother," Matt scoffed.

"Oh... that's not good. I read a Harvard study about how people who don't make their beds are twice as likely to be depressed as their counterparts who do tidy up in the morning...or was that a Yale study? I can't remember," Joe frowned.

"Doesn't matter. I don't believe making beds can really determine someone's depression levels. Otherwise, hotel housekeepers would be the happiest people in the world, right?" Izzy said.

"That's a lot of beds right there...," Tai nodded his head.

"Especially of people doing some freaky business, am I right?" Matt grinned.

"Uhh... I think the study is talking about people making their own beds, not beds they have to make for a living but I'll have to double-check when I get home," Joe shrugged.

"What's making you think about hotels all of a sudden though? I see you and Kari made up?" Yolei pointed at Izzy's neck and grinned.

"No! We did not make up! I don't know how he got that, but it wasn't from me!" Kari gasped.

"Izzy! How could you do this?!" Tai yelled.

"Hey! Don't get mad at him! Why don't you talk to your sister first? She had to run over and fuck TK the night of the party!" Mimi yelled.

"Guys! There's children eating Mickey Mouse pancakes two tables away from us," Sora groaned.

"Is this true?" Davis asked.

"Yeah...she came over and we had sex. That's it," TK shrugged.

"That's it? That's it?!" Kari yelled.

"Well, what did you want me to say?" TK dropped his utensils on the plate. "That your asshole was so loose, you could fit a train through it?"

"I think I'm gonna be sick," Joe made a face.

"I let you come on me!" Kari yelled.

"I ran out of condoms! What else was I supposed to do?!" TK yelled back.

"Oh my God...," Mimi groaned.

"Lalalalala! I hear nothing!" Tai shook his head.

"Hey...we're gonna have to send you guys out. You're being quite disruptive and this is supposed to be a family-friendly establishment. Something that you're not really doing right now. Just pay at the kiosk by the entrance. Thank you," the waitress dropped a couple of styrofoam boxes and receipts on the table.

"Thanks a lot, guys! Gotta get us kicked out cause you're nasty," Yolei grunted.

"Hey, you had to point out Izzy's gnarly hickeys," Davis argued.

"So if you didn't get them from Kari, then how did you get them?" Sora asked.

"I'd rather not talk about it," Izzy shook his head.

"Laaaame!" Matt teased as everyone paid their bill.

"Can we just shut up and go?" Kari said, irritated.

"Yeah, that would be great...," Joe nodded.

"Fine. Let's get out of here," Matt whistled. He pulled out his phone and smirked.

*ding*

*buzz buzz*

*new message received*

*buzz buzz*

*ding*

*ding*

"Seriously man?" Tai moaned.

"Yeah. I mean it," Matt grinned.

"Hey, why don't we have a little fun before we head our separate ways? Your place or mine?" TK wrapped his arms around Mimi's waist and nibbled on her neck.

"Hey, cut it out... I'm not in the mood right now," Mimi giggled.

"Come on, I promise I'll only keep it to 15 minutes," TK whined.

"Nooo...we just ate and-"

"Hold on, what's this?" TK brushed back Mimi's hair to take a better look at her neck. "Is that what I think it is?"

"I burned myself with a curling iron?" Mimi bit her lip.

"Hey," TK stopped in front of her. "Don't give me that bullshit. I know what that is. Please don't tell me it was from, you know..."

"I won't because it seems like you already figured it out," Mimi crossed her arms.

"Are you serious?!" TK shrieked.

"In my defense, I thought it was you at first!" Mimi stomped her foot.

"How?! We don't look anything alike?! And you weren't gonna tell me?!" TK yelled.

"I was gonna tell you, I was just waiting for the good time. I didn't want to be all 'Hey, me and Izzy fucked last night. Would you pass the ketchup?' in front of everyone!" Mimi yelled.

"Oh, but you had no problem telling everyone that me and Kari banged! Do you see the double-standard here?" TK looked confused.

"Exactly, double-standard! You can't be mad at me for sleeping with Izzy! None of this would have even happened if you didn't have the 'bright idea' of sleeping with Kari!" Mimi yelled.

"You said it was okay! And it literally didn't mean anything!" TK yelled.

"Then why would that even cross your mind in the first place?" Mimi bit her lip. "Maybe Izzy's right. You don't just fool around with someone for fun. You both fuck around because it's something you want to do...even if it's just a tiny bit. You want to do it. Be honest, you've wanted to give her a try, haven't you?"

"Mimi, if you think Izzy's right, wouldn't that mean that the two of you fucked because deep down inside, you've both actually wanted to do it with each other? If you think he's right, then that means that you've probably wanted to hook up with him all along and vice versa, isn't that correct?" TK smirked.

"Hey, don't change the subject here! I was talking about you!" Mimi pushed him.

"Nope, you set yourself up now...so you're gonna have to explain yourself," TK grabbed her by the wrists and pinned her to the side of a building.

"Look, when a mysterious package was dropped off at my door last night with a hotel key and some lingerie, I thought it was from you! So I got ready and headed my way over to the hotel and you can bet your ass I was surprised when Izzy was the one who showed up in the room. I was definitely not expecting that! Honest to God!" Mimi yelled.

"So he pretended to be me?" TK gasped.

"No...not really. The note never said it was from you. But like I'm thinking, who else would send me anything, you know?" Mimi asked.

"Mimi! What if it was some creepy stranger?! Why didn't you text me or something like 'Hey, I got your little surprise'? You might have gotten killed! Never thought to say this, but thank God it was just Izzy! Oh my God, you scare me sometimes!" TK pulled her close and squeezed her.

"You scare me too...now are we still mad that we kinda did an accidental wife swap or what?" Mimi asked.

"Oooh, wife swap. That kinda sounds hot," TK smirked.

"Oh my God, stop...why do I open my mouth?" Mimi huffed.

"Because you know I love it when you open your mouth," TK rubbed up against her.

"Stop it, we're in public," Mimi turned red.

"You're right. And we probably should stop by your place. I can see the hickeys on your legs. He seemed like he couldn't get enough of you," TK laughed.

"Maybe he couldn't," Mimi smirked.

"I can't blame the guy...," TK wrapped his arms around Mimi's waist.

"Thank you all for coming to my Bongaroo. Please please, help yourself to my lovely display of chips, dips, and beer and to make things flow much smoother, puff, puff and pass to the left! Please and thank you!" Matt grinned.

"Wow, you kinda sounded like a flight attendant," Davis said.

"Yeah, I'm thinking about doing that in the summers... just to kill some time," Matt said. "So I think you all know why I asked you here today!"

"Because you wanted to smoke weed?" Sora made a face.

"No, he wants to talk about Izzy!" Yolei breathed into a glass pipe and exhaled.

"Yes! Precisely! Thank you darling! Someone gets it!" Matt clapped his hands.

"Really?" Joe made a face.

"Did you see those hickeys on his neck though?" Matt asked.

"And hey, I don't know if any of you caught it, but did any of you notice Mimi was wearing a scarf today? In 75-degree weather?" Tai smirked devilishly.

"But isn't that a fashion thing or something?" Joe asked.

"That's true," Sora said.

"Yeah, only problem is that she had marks on her thighs too...you think Izzy might have had something to do with that?" Yolei smirked.

"Nah, that can't be. So now that it's in the open that Kari and Izzy aren't-"

"Hey, sorry I'm late! Did I hear my name?" Izzy dropped his satchel by the doorway and sat down in the circle with everyone else.

"Uhhh...hey Izzy!" everyone nervously laughed.

"What are you doing here, buddy?" Matt grinned.

"You invited me, remember?" Izzy held up his phone.

"Oh yeah...," Matt turned red. "I just didn't think you'd come since you were late, that's all..."

"Yeah, sorry about that. This is good though, cause I could use a little break. Kari hated when I smoked, but now I don't have to worry about that anymore," Izzy inhaled deeply from the glass pipe and slowly blew out rings of smoke.

"Alright!" Yolei cheered.

"I bet now that the two of you are over, you get to do other things now too," Davis said.

"Yeah. I took some advice from Matt and even though the last couple of days were rough, his advice really helped me out a lot," Izzy said.

"I'm very curious, what kind of advice did Matt give that made you think it was helpful?" Sora snorted.

"Hey! That's rude! Look, all I did was tell him to move on and start messing with other girls. Kari fucked my brother, so it's time for Izzy to find a new place to get his dick wet," Matt said.

"Come on! Do you have to talk like that?" Tai gasped.

"Hey, your sister is not the almighty innocent princess she lets herself on to be! He needs to move on!" Matt said.

"And it looks like you had no problem doing so... who's the mystery girl?" Yolei grinned.

"I don't wanna kiss and tell," Izzy shook his head.

"Oh, are you that pathetic? Awww...," Yolei pouted.

"What?" Izzy asked.

"Remember in high school when Davis tried to make Kari jealous by pretending he hooked up with another girl from a different school by making hickeys on himself with a vacuum cleaner?" Yolei said.

"Stop it! Melissa Hoover was real!" Davis turned red.

"Yeah... you weren't fooling anyone with those marks then, and you're not fooling anyone now," Joe shook his head.

"Seriously though, are you Melissa Hoover-ing us?" Tai smirked.

"No, she's a real person!" Izzy said.

"Uh huh, sure...," Yolei scoffed.

"Hey Izzy, did you seriously take what I said to heart and start looking for other women?" Matt rested his arm on Izzy's shoulders.

"Yeah, I did. And it was great," Izzy said.

"Then I believe you. If you believed in my advice, then I believe you," Matt nodded.

"That is such bullshit!" Tai laughed. "Seriously, if you did follow Matt's advice, then who was the lucky lady?"

"Was it Mimi?" Yolei smirked.

"No...," Izzy bit his lip.

"Oh my God, why are you turning red?! Did you hook up with her?! You totally hooked up with her, didn't you?!" Joe gasped.

"Stop it!" Izzy snapped.

"Oh my God, you did...," Tai covered his mouth.

"Bro, when I said you needed to find other women, I was thinking about single women...not my little brother's girlfriend!" Matt flicked Izzy in the head.

"Hey, I couldn't help it! Besides, he slept with my fiance!" Izzy said.

"Two wrongs don't make a right though," Sora shook her head.

"I know, I know... but I-I don't know what came over me. Please don't tell her I told you guys...," Izzy groaned.

"Did you sleep with her to get back at TK?" Joe asked.

"Look, I was a newly single guy and yes, I guess at this point in the game, I can't hide the fact that I do have some attraction to Mimi-"

"Some? Let's not downplay it. Yeah, remember when you guys sucked face at the penthouse party? That was fun...," Matt laughed.

"Anyways, I think the attraction was fairly mutual because not too be crass, but she was begging for more. I sure as hell wasn't complaning about that, trust me," Izzy nodded.

"I hear these words come out of your mouth and yet, I don't believe jack shit," Tai blinked.

"Look what she did to me," Izzy undid his shirt to reveal his chest and back.

"Yeah, that's either some good fucking or you got in a fight with a cat," Matt whistled.

"I can't believe you guys...does TK or Kari know about this?" Sora gasped.

"Why should Kari have to know? They're not together anymore!" Yolei snapped.

"Very true. Not her business," Joe shook his head.

"Damn, if Joe says it... I guess that's the truth," Tai exhaled some smoke.

"But what about TK?" Sora asked.

"What? You want me to knock on his door and say 'Hey, I fucked your girlfriend for you. I fucked her so good, I had to carry her home afterwards because she couldn't walk once I was done with her. And then we fucked again once I dropped her off and she was still begging for more like the naughty girl she is'?" Izzy asked.

"Uh, you don't have to be so descriptive, but you should be honest...," Sora winced.

"Shouldn't that be Mimi's job though?" Davis asked. "She's the one in the relationship, not Izzy."

"Very true...and also, wouldn't that constitute as a free pass, considering that TK and Kari slept together first?" Joe nodded.

"But... let's take into consideration, how many times did Kari and TK have sex with each other versus Izzy and Mimi? Because that could also skew things if for example TK and Kari only had one round and how many times did you guys have sex?" Sora asked.

"I don't even remember. I lost count...we were at it all night, and then we fucked one last time when I dropped her off at home," Izzy shrugged.

"See, so that's what would cross my mind. Like why would you have sex numerous times in one night with someone who is not your partner? This isn't right," Sora shook her head in disapproval.

"Look, none of this would have even happened if Kari didn't run to my brother's apartment the night of the party-"

"Which probably wouldn't have happened if Izzy didn't smash lips with Mimi in front of everyone," Davis said.

"Please! The girl was dying to find an excuse to run to TK and she took it," Yolei said.

"What?!" everyone gasped.

"Yeah, it's all starting to make sense now. Like you know how when Mimi and Teeks started hooking up, she was really critical about the whole relationship, right Sora? Saying they could never work out because they don't have a deep connection?" Yolei asked.

"I don't even want to hear that shit anymore. I heard her complain about that constantly as well," Izzy loosened the sleeves of his shirt.

"I mean, I guess I'm partly to blame for putting that idea into her head but then she wouldn't stop bringing it up, even at times where Mimi or TK had nothing to do with the conversation. I only said that to shut her up at first, but the longer those two stayed together, it seemed like the more annoying she got," Yolei said.

"And let's not talk about this punk ass fool, trying to be slick. Any time we have guy talk and Mimi comes up in the conversation, the guy turns as red as his hair," Tai laughed.

"Yeah, but at least I'm not calling people the wrong names during sex, or constantly bashing people's relationships out loud, and I waited until I was single to hook up with her! I tried really hard to please Kari, and it's clear that she didn't want it anyways. I thought there was something wrong with me, but then when I hooked up with Mimi, it was different. Like this is how it's supposed to be. She was wetter than a waterfall and she was begging for more, and the fact that it was Mimi of all people, it made me feel great," Izzy said.

"I don't like how everything ended for you guys, but maybe this was meant to be. Maybe you and Kari were meant to be with other people," Joe said.

"What are you saying?" Sora asked.

"It seems like Izzy and Mimi had a great time the other night, and Kari and TK must have had hidden feelings for each other too...why don't they just switch partners? Happy endings for everyone!" Joe said.

"That sounds like a nasty porn... I like," Matt grinned.

"Dammit, Matt! Do you always have to be so gross?" Sora huffed.

"Why yes, yes I do!" Matt said.

"Joe, your solution sounds so admirable, but have you taken to consideration how happy TK and Mimi are in their relationship?" Yolei asked.

"They can't be too happy if they're sleeping with other people, right?" Joe shrugged.

"Who are we to say? We're not TK or Mimi. They'll have to figure that shit out on their own. Now, can we pack another bowl and order some pizza or something?" Tai asked.

"Sounds like a plan," Matt said.

"Yeah...," Sora played on her phone.

"Hey, I just realized something...," Izzy paused.

"What?" Yolei asked.

"Fuck you guys! You didn't want me here!" Izzy yelled.

"What? No! Of course we did! I texted you silly!" Matt nervously laughed.

"Oh yeah? Then funnily enough, how come Kari, Mimi, and TK aren't here?" Izzy raised an eyebrow.

"Uh...cause they don't smoke?" Yolei fibbed.

"Sora doesn't smoke either and yet, here she is. You guys just wanted to talk shit," Izzy crossed his arms.

"But now you're here and we got our shit," Matt hugged him.

"And I'll get my shit too," Izzy snatched the glass pipe from Tai's hands.

"That's fair enough," Matt shrugged.

*beep beep*

"What's this? Sora?" Kari lifted up her phone to see a series of text messages. "Oh my God...oh my God...oh my God, are you serious?! That stupid jerk!" she tossed her phone in a laundry basket and stomped over to the kitchen. She was so angry, she wasn't even sure what to do. No one was home to yell at and it didn't make sense to start smashing pots and pans if no one was there to hear it. "Urghhh...," she punched the cabinets and then stormed out of the apartment.