Lojky: Well. I'm back.

Author: A5 1S MY SP33CH 1MP3D1M3NT. D4NG 1T!

Kirito: Who are you?

Asuna: And what's with your friend?

Lojky: Don't worry about it. I guess you won't remember since Author reset everything. I'm Lojky. I have powers. Don't touch my wall. And... Uh… Answer the questions asked of you and no one gets hurt?

Kirito: Okay

Asuna: Okay? You're just going with this?

Klein: Why shouldn't we?

Lisbeth: These floating identical teenagers are invading… And we should just go with it?

AB!Kirito: Oh my goodness… It can't be. The pink haired bi-

Lojky: *presses a button, causing Abridged Kirito's vocal cords to pinch closed* NO CUSSING!

AB!Kirito: What the actual -

Lojky: *Mashes button* I TOLD YOU NO CUSSING! That's like, the only rule! Keep it appropriate!

Author: 4ND H4V3 FUN!

Feel free to ask the cast of SAO anything! This is a complete reset of my previous story, Ask Sword Art Online! As stated in this little thing, only rule is to keep it appropriate and have fun! Without further ado:

Link, Re:START!