DISCLAIMER: Hellsing belongs to Kouta Hirano.

~ Vampire Lessons ~

"Now that you're a vampire, it's time to learn Vampire Etiquette."

Seras hadn't known that vampires had a different standard of etiquette than humans, but now that she thought about it, it did make sense. There were bound to be some things vampires did that weren't covered by human social rules, after all.

"The first lesson," Alucard continued, ignoring the strange expression his apprentice was making, "is always call everyone by their full name every time you meet."

A few long moments ticked by in silence, before Seras finally managed to get out, "...why?"

"Aesthetic."

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