"Hey."

There was an annoying buzzing sound surrounding him. He wasn't sure what was making the noise, but it was starting to piss him off. He grit his teeth and focused on his phone. He was too close to beating this level to quit now. He considered putting headphone on just to drown out the sound, but wasn't sure he could fish them out of his pocket, put them, and keep up with his game while using one hand for each task.

"Hey! Don't ignore me!"

"What?" He yelled, looking up as he realized the sound that he had mistaken for background noise was actually a voice. He saw his stupid pink haired classmate glaring at him and immediately glared back.

"You're supposed to be on a date, asshole. Try looking up from your phone," She told him.

"I'm what?" Bakugo blinked at her in confusion before taking a moment to look around. He was sitting at a cafe, Deku and stupid Raccoon Eyes was sitting at the table beside him. Across from him was a pink haired girl that... "Oh, shit!"

"Yeah!" She said, glaring at him likes he was personally offended. "Jerk."

"M-Mina... you're causing a scene," Deku was softly to her, sinking down in his seat.

She looked at him with wide eyes, an almost sad expression on her face. "But, Izuku!"

"Besides, have you seen Hatsume?" He asked.

Bakugo looked over at his date, face also buried in her phone. Who the fuck does that on a date? He slammed his fist down on the table, nearly knocking over their glasses, speaking forcefully. "Hey! Goggles!"

"Huh?" He was almost surprised that she looked up from her phone so easily.

"Get off your phone while we're on a fucking date!" He told her.

"We're what?" She exclaimed. She quickly took in her surroundings. "Crap, how long have we been here?"

He didn't fucking know. He refused to acknowledge Raccoon Eyes after she had annoyed him, so he looked at Deku.

"W-well, we've been her for twenty minutes," Deku told him. "And you guys were already here when we arrived."

"What?" Hatsume looked at the time on her phone. She stood abruptly. "I don't have time for this! I have to-"

Bakugo took hold of her arm and pulled her back down. "You are not fucking walking out on our date!" He told her. "We're going to order our shitty food, have a shitty ass conversation, and you are going to have a fun fucking time."

She looked at him skeptically. "What are you planning to do, impress me with your wit?"

"I sure as fuck will!" He told her.

"Puh-lease. I have better things to do," She told him, resting her elbow on the table and looking away. "I have actual work to do."

"And you think I don't?" He asked.

She waved her hand dismissively. "All you do is explode things, big deal. You probably do that all day anyway. You're not missing anything important. I, on the other hand, have beautiful babies to bring into existence!" Her eyes sparkled as she said that. It was actually kind of attractive, but he would rather choke and have shitty Deku save him than say that out loud.

"What?" Raccoon eyes exclaimed, looking at them in alarm.

"No, it's not what it sounds like, Mina!" Deku began chattering as he tried to explain something to his stupid girlfriend.

He ignored them and level Hatsume with a glare. "When was the last time you paused for two seconds to eat, Goggles?"

She made an annoyed sound. "That stuffs secondary."

"The fuck it is!" He told her. "If you're with me then you're going to fucking eat at least every goddamned day."

She groaned. "Who asked you?"

Just then, the waiter came up to the table. Both tables were quiet as he placed before Bakugo and Hatsume, refilled their water and went about his way. The two stared at the food for a moment, each other, the occupants of the other table.

Bakugo refused to ask, so it was Hatsume who broke the silence. She looked at him with a wide eyes gaze as she asked quietly, "Do you remember ordering?"

He looked down at his food. "Not at all."

"How did you two even end up on a date?" Mina demanded.

They looked at each other again across the table. From that look, he could tell that she didn't remember. Bakugo couldn't either, but damn if he was going to admit that to Racoon Eyes. He picked up his silverware and began to dig into his food. "Mind your own damn business!" He snapped.

A few bites into their food they realized that they probably had each other's order. Without a word, they traded their plates across the table and continued eating.

"They get along really well, I think." Deku whispered, poorly, to his girlfriend.

"You call this getting along?" Mina questioned, not bothering to whisper back. Somehow, that annoyed him more than Deku did. At least Deku had the manners to pretend not to be talking about him.

"Kacchan's been kinda concerned and caring with her, you know?"

Bakugo felt himself blushing slightly and mentally urged Deku to keep his fucking mouth closed. Unfortunately, the nerd had the audacity not to respond to his thoughts alone.

"You call this caring?" She questioned.

"Could you stop whispering about my date?" Hatsume asked. "It's kinda rude."

Both Racoon Eyes and Deku looked at her with open mouth surprise. Bakugo grinned widely. He pointed at her over the table. "You're getting dessert." He told her.

She looked at him with something that resembled panic. "What? But I have to get back to-"

"No arguments," He insisted. "Pick something you like and order it."

Hatsume let out a long breath. "You're paying for this," She told him.

"You're tipping," He replied.

"Deal."

"Good."

Bakugo smiled. He was going to consider this date a success.