Very AU begins with Ed breaking up with Bella and deviates from there, won't follow the movies or books past that point, I will probably change things to suit my needs of the story, also will be lots of cursing and NSFW story lots of smut most likely, won't be a super long story, just a few chapters that have been floating around in my head…

4/20/19 update, I went back and edited and added over 1,300 words to the chapters i had already finished! Each year i write i have been learning and hopefully have been improving. Going back and reading what i had so far, i realized i wasn't happy with how they turned out so far, and I wanted to fix the old ones before I continued the story. Hope you enjoy!


'It will be as if we were never here…just promise me one thing, don't do anything to endanger your life.' Edward said as he leaned forward, kissing the stunned woman on the temple before heading away

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As if coming out of a prolonged fog the brunette finally registered what was happening, she shook her head and yelled, 'WAIT JUST A GOD DAMMNED MINUTE!'

The retreating vampire male stopped.

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Bella, he thought...what the?

To be honest, he had planned on leaving without a trace, thinking it would be for the best, she deserved to have a normal life. The innocent lamb deserved to live a full human life, she didn't deserve to lose her soul becoming an immortal monster like him. She was so innocent, she didn't deserve to...

An unmistakable sound entered into his thoughts, some primal survival instinct registered in his mind what he was hearing...

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Turning around he saw it...

Seeing at this point was not believing as he was too stunned to move.

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A blow torch.

A fucking blowtorch?!

What the hell?

She was just a docile female, what was she doing with a blowtorch?

All thoughts were stopped as she lit the end once more, and blasted him point blank. If not for his vampiric reflexes he would be nothing but ashes.

...As it was half of his face had been charred, as well as his shoulder. His right hand was now reduced to mostly a stub...that is except his pinky and ring finger.

Worrying for his life for the first time in his undead existence, he dashed behind the closest tree.

'Now, just wait a minute there Bella'

'DON'T YOU WAIT A MINUTE ME!

Your plan was to what break up with me in the middle of the fucking forest?!

How the fuck did you expect me to find my way home?!'

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Silence...

The vampire was stunned, he hadn't thought about that… 'uhhh' was his undignified response he mumbled out.

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'And another thing!'

Edward had to get out of there quick, after all he had heard her light up the blowtorch again. Without looking back he bolted out of there.

Bella enraged from the retreating male. ' Seriously! Arrrg Edward get your pansy sparkly ass back here!'

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Bella wondered what she ever saw in the douchebag. 'You've got to be kidding me'. Beginning to pace angrily back and forth she fumed.

She had taken to secretly carrying the fiery device when she almost became a meal for James. After that whole fiasco she realized she didn't want to be the helpless victim ever again.

'Now how the hell am I supposed to find my way home...' she kicked a nearby fallen log in her fury, hurting her toe and making her hop up and down comically wincing in pain.

Letting her foot down she shook her head and began pacing again.

'Good riddance to that idiot!

He did me a favor, fuck that guy.

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You know what I'm fact fuck every guy, I'm tired of trying to be straight. Who am I kidding… Honestly everyone always knew I was gay before, why I was hiding from myself I'll never know...Probably because I was scared before...but you know what? I almost died, several times! Why the fuck was I willing to be with that douche for an eternity?! That non stop whining...the controlling behavior...and for what?! So that I could be accepted by society, you know what? Fuck that, I don't ever want to put up with that bullshit ever again!'

She stopped pacing for a minute...thinking of the blonde bombshell vampire she had always lusted after, but wasn't quite what she dreamed of...getting lost in her lustful thoughts of the generous breast of the ice bitch, she shook her head mumbling...

'Girls are way hotter anyway.' Smiling she imagined herself working her way down the forbidden place in Rosalie's satiny skin, licking those perky breasts and working her hand down to the velvety depths of...

Shaking herself from her all too familiar daydreams... 'Man I gotta get laid…'.

That thought brought about her argument with the dumb boy, she remembered his half hearted attempt at a marriage proposal. Marriage!? At 18! Besides her adamant refusal at the offer , he seemed mad that she would refuse him, getting more controlling daily. But what really hurt was that after all of his lip service to staying with her always, he just left her...wherever here was…

She was getting angrier and angrier especially when she discovered that she couldn't find her way home. Pissed at the coward for dumping her the way he did, angry at herself for becoming the meek human she turned into around him, honestly she really tried to be straight with that idiot..., hell she didn't even like kissing him... it was always so slobbery. 'Argggg!'

She raged on for another 30 minutes until her breathing became labored. Unexpectedly Bella began to break out into a sweat until she fell down on her knees crying out in agony. She did not know why she felt like her body literally ripping in two. It felt as though her skin had become too tight for her bones and muscles to hold, she felt like she was going to explode. Then the unthinkable happened...the sound of actual tearing and bones breaking entered into her consciousness. A pain like she had never experienced enveloped her and she saw nothing but black.

Slowly fluttering her eyelids, Bella shook out her fur and...

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Wait...wtf...fur...

She glanced down and saw that her view was decidedly higher than before. She felt warmer than she had ever felt, her senses heightened, she heard almost a mile away deer drinking in the stream, she felt the cool forest beneath her paws…wait?!

Her paws?!

Bella: What the fuck?!

Someone else:

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Bella, wait did I just hear Bella fucking Swan?

Bella: Who the fuck is this? I must be hallucinating…that is the only thing that explains this...

Someone else: Ha ha no, you just shifted for the first time. I'll be there in just a minute

Bella: Leah? Is that you?

Leah: Yeah pale face, it's me. You're just lucky I was the one on patrol and not one of the horny dumb guys.

Suddenly a huge grey wolf emerged from the forest and stuttered in her steps, truly shocked at what she had found.

Bella: A wolf!

Leah: A lion!

~~~They both exclaimed at the same time~~~

Leah: Oh my god, I've never heard of a lion shifter

Bella:

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Shifter?

Leah: Yeah it's what we all are, those of us on the Res all shift into wolves, as far as we knew we were the only ones of our kind. . . Apparently not...

I don't even know how this happened. I know Charlie doesn't have the shifter gene, and Renee from what I smelled has never carried the gene…

Bella: Well that's probably because Charlie is not biologically my father…I found out by accident, when my mom was trying some peyote one time... She apparently was a little slutty before I was born, sometime when he was gone on a police convention…Charlie doesn't know…But he is a wonderful father and I don't consider the sperm donor my father, I already have one in Charlie

Leah: Huh, well that makes sense, ok Bells why don't you follow me to the Res, I'm sure the guys will have a field day with this …


Meanwhile back in Denali, Alaska

'What the hell Eddie boy, what happened to you?' Emmitt laughed

'Uh nothing...umm a...newborn nearly killed me…'. Ed evasively answered

'Edwina why are you lying?' Jasper asked

'I uhh' Ed started

'Yeah you were all gung ho on leaving Forks and Bella..., which might I add is my Best Friend!' Alice screeched

All of a sudden a raucous laughter filled the air, everyone turned to the seated blonde bombshell in the lap of the overgrown monkey man 'Oh, this is too good!'

Edward's eyes grew hard, reading her mind, realizing she had figured it out. He shook his head no, as she continued, unfazed at his attempt to stop her tirade.

'don't tell me the human grew a spine and torched your ass?' Rosalie finished, challenging her so called brother.

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'Oh my god that's what happened didn't it?!' Emmitt yelled jubilantly

'I love my Bella Bear!'

'I…ahh…she said she never wanted to see any of us ever again!' Ed yelled petulantly

'Pffft yeah right, I don't believe that for a second'. Rosalie replied, thinking about the hint of arousal she had always smelt around the brunette when she caught her staring at her generous breast. Rosalie loved the attention, and since nothing had ever been done, she never made a big deal about it, knowing the girl was obviously gay and just trying to stay firmly in the closet for whatever reason...it wasn't her concern. Everyone was allowed to have their secrets, she wouldn't tell the brunette's..

'Wait...did you say human?!' Tanya Denali, coven leader asked angrily over the scuffle.

'Oh yeah Eddie boy over there met his singer and convinced himself she was his mate and dated the poor girl... Only to leave her high and dry for her "protection".' Rosalie said using air quotes on the last word.

The trio of ancient blonde vampires' eyebrows shit through the roof. The coven leader Tatiana lost all of her tightly held control, and quickly cut off any further smart retorts dead in their tracks.

'It's a crime to leave a human knowledge of our kind! Don't you dare follow us Cullen's. This infraction will not go forgiven so easily!' Tanya gravely stated. The three Denali sisters bolted out the door, south towards Washington state.

They had learned the hard way that the laws were absolute, and they would uphold the laws, even if that meant the end of their friendship with their cousins.

As they ran, Irina phoned the Voltouri and let them know of the situation, they were given permission to change or kill the human, no waiting and no other options. Aro personally requested to meet the human once they turned her, if that were indeed her choice.

The Denali's also told the reigning vampire monarchy that the only Cullen whom seemed to be guilty was Edwad, Edwina, Dickward, Edderino...anyway, they made sure that they knew that no one else would be held responsible for that mess. Caius especially thanked them for that information and informed them that the witch twins would be dispatched to collect the pompous idiot at once.

The blonde trio ran for hours until they found the human's home, that was after some quick investigation. It was easy enough to find it, what with the pungent overpowering scent of their dear cousins Eddie boy.

Finding the wind shifting slightly, the scent cleared and the most delectable scent graced two of the Denali sister's senses. Not sure what to make of the scent, they followed on... to the forest of all places...

'Why the fuck would Ed take a human into the forest to break up with her?' Kate exclaimed, to the amused snort of her two sisters.

They shook their heads at the always numerous walking taser sister, and kept moving on.

From there they saw a few charred branches, and even further along they then saw a huge indention... and finally a trail with curious markings.

They followed the new trail and it ended in the clear treaty line at a native American reservation.

The Denali sisters knew of the treaty from their cousins, and Kate decided to have a little fun with them yelling:

'Come here Fido!' Complete with whistling like you would call a dog

'Really Kate?' Irina deadpanned

'What? It's funny'

Tanya just facepalmed.

Their chatter slowly died down, with the emergence of the sound of heavy paws hitting the soil. Turning their heads from the light hearted conversation they prepared themselves for the repugnant smelling mutts they had been told about.

The vampires however, didn't end up being bombarded with the foul scent their cousins always complained about...they instead smelt the sweetest scents wafting from the thundering paws.

Curious, and confused they looked at each other asking silently if any of them had any idea of what was happening...no one had any idea of what was happening.

The pair of paws finally broke through the forest, and to the beautiful blonde's surprise, not just wolves came to meet them but a huge lion also entered their line of sight.

'Holy shit!' Kate exclaimed.

This outburst shook the wolf from her previous searching glance, that she had done once they hit the clearing. She looked to the side and the wolf seemed to freeze on the spot as her jaw opened almost comically. The wolf melted back to her human form and there standing before the vampires was a very naked, tall, and beautiful Native American woman. This woman was staring intently on the middle vampire with straight blonde hair

'You've got to be shitting me, I can't catch a break.' The she-wolf muttered to herself .

Kate being the one on the receiving end of the stare, felt the same way. She was stunned, she knew she had found her mate that she had been looking for, for over a century. The woman was absolutely breathtaking, and very naked, and she was very turned on. Her initial worry over species, seemed to be fading into the background, the longer she stared at her gorgeous mate.

Never one to lose an opportunity... Kate decided to follow her instincts. She moved faster than she had ever before and was instantly hugging the naked woman, purring and nuzzling her neck affectionately.

The wolf for her part adjusted quickly, smelling her new imprint's arousal and without further thought began ripping off Kate's clothes. The she-wolf lowered Kate to the ground and proceeded to kiss her way down to that center she wanted so badly to taste.

'Mmmmm, oh my god, oh my god, Wolfy, god what's your name?' Kate chanted and asked

Laughing the she-wolf lifted her head from her prize and looked deep into her eyes and purred out simply, 'Leah Clearwater.' And with that taken care of she dropped her head back down to that dripping center she so desired to taste.

Taking one long swipe up her slit she moaned out her approval. 'You taste sooo good beautiful... ummm...?'

'Katrina...Kate, oh god I don't care just keep going, ahhhhh!'

Smiling as her eyes flashed a bright yellow The she- wolf let out a low growl and dug in with vigor. She eventually made it up to the bundle of nerves with her mouth as she inserted two long strong fingers into that cold cavern that greedily sucked them up.

Rocking the vampire into a frenzy she stayed buried deep and moved up her body straddling a cold leg and rocked her own wet heat against the prone vampire, pushing them both further and further into one explosive orgasm after another...

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The three surrounding beings had been stunned at the quick mating happening before their very eyes.

'Ahem, ah well...

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I suppose...we should just…' the short curly headed coven leader began.

The large lion rushed into a nearby bush and came back out quickly in shorts and T-shirt.

The two remaining Denali sisters, they were stunned when a beautiful tall girl emerged, with dark brown hair. They where entranced at the girl walking towards them. She had yet to look up, laughing at her apparent pack mate.

Leah was definitely lost to the world as the lion stepped around the mess of limbs, and absently passed the standing vampires. The Denali sisters left took in a whiff of her intoxicating scent and almost without thought they followed where the brunette was leading them away from the pair. This change in location effectively gave the indisposed pair the privacy they didn't care about.

When the trio was far enough away, the brunette stopped and before she turned around Tanya spoke up.

'Ummm...We were wondering if you could help us find an Isabella Swan?'

'Bella'. Came the reply from the lion. She had yet to turn around

'What...no, we're sure we are trying to find an Isabella...' Irina answered this time

'My name... I prefer Bella over Isabella'

'Oh, OH, well... that changes things...ummm...Would you care to turn around and speak with us beautiful?' Tanya asked flirting as she added a thick husk to her voice at the end of her questioning.

Bella turned around slowly, and was met with two sets of brilliant golden eyes.

Bella's eyes went wide and for a moment she lost her breath, and fell hard on her knees.

She had found her whole world just now, in those golden eyes. Their responding predatory smiles told Bella that they had felt the connection also. Knowing looks passed between the vampires as they turned towards the lion and stalked forward, intent clear as day…

'Oh my god...I am soooo gay...' Bella muttered to herself, much to the amusement of her elder mates. These beyond beautiful women were indeed breathtaking.

After her brief explanation on the way to the Res, Leah had explained imprinting and about her douche ex fiancé, and how he cheated on her with her cousin. Never mind that they were engaged, and the idiot could have broken it off first, nooo he had to cheat behind her back. ..

Anyway... Bella had just learned about imprinting...only she didn't think it could happen

1) with vampires

2) with a woman, and

3) with two women

However, Bella had just turned into a freaking supernatural lion…sooo perhaps not the most strange thing in her life…in fact, she thought she was quite blessed…

Lucky me

Bella thought, as she sultrily walked up to the pair of blonde bombshells.