Discalimer: I don't own Noragami this is just a fanboy's fanfic.

This was Rather Awkward…

The two Gods Yato and Bishamon said as they go on their little date, but why do they after all they hate each other.

The reason of that is simple because of the hard work planned by their Shinki's particularly, Yukine and Kazuma

Flashback

"Seriously Yukine why do I have to go tomorrow, on top of that I have to be in human form? " Yato said.

Yukine started sweating a little "urgh well you know…you've been very busy as of late fighting Phantoms at least you need is a break "he said as he offers Yato a pink pill that he asked from Kofuku.

"yeah that's that but going to Hiyori's is a break as well right?, I mean afterall It's eat all you can at her place "Yato said with a smile.

"ANYWAY JUST ENJOY DAYOFF I'LL MAKE SURE NOTHING UGLY WILL HAPPEN! " Yukine said.

Yato was suspicious but knowing Yukine he is certain that he meant no harm, on top of that he got some coupons from him it was from fancy restaurants that Yukine really wants to go.

Because of this Yato took the pill and sleeps afterwards.

Meanwhile

"Veena It's a nice day tomorrow I think you really need a vacation " Says KAzuma while the rest of her Shinki's agreed.

Aiha stepped forward and shows her Goddess a nice dress "Bishamon-sama if you want I can show you some nice outfits, actually back when I was alive that's what I'm good at " she said with a smile, Kuraha this time steps forward and gives Bishamon some coupons as well.

With this alone, Bishamon agrees to take a day off tomorrow as KAzuma offers her a pill and she also took it before going to bed.

And the next day, Both Yukine and Kazuma gave their Gods a piece of paper, it was a plan on where they should go, and with that the rest is History

The Next Day Yato and Bishamon we're in human forms, thus when they went outside they seem to be look like normal people.

Present Day

"Man why do I have to go with you? " Yato said.

"Tch, I could punch you in the face if I want to, I just don't wanna make a scandal unlike you who is a disappointment of a God " Says Bishamon then.

"Kazuma you said that this would be a nice day to relax " she thought.

After seeing Yato Bishamon already want to leave, but she looks back and she thought Shinki's, she realized, they must worked hard just for her to have a day off, and maybe Yato's presence was just out of nowhere.

However this time she has no choice but to ask assistance to her fellow God considering they are both in Human forms, and the same in goes for Yato, thinking that Yukine wants him to have a break.

Then a few minutes later both of the stomachs rumbles, meaning that they need something to eat, and surprisingly, when they took off their wallet they realized that they share the same coupon, what's more is that in the coupon, it says that there is a special treatment for couples and is limited edition.

However…..

"YATO WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS WHERE IN A RESTAURANT! " Bishamon said to Yato who is eating carelessly.

The Cake seems to be too good for Yato, and while people seems to not mind them at all, there are some who can't help but stare at the God, and since she's beside him, she can't help but feel embarrassed but then.

"*Burp* EH?! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T EAT AS MUCH AS I CAN…HAG! " Yato said further Insulting Bishamon.

This Angers Bishamon and so, "HOW DARE YOU INSULT SOMEONE LIKE ME?! FINE IF YOU WANT A CHALLENGE THEN I'LL ACCEPT IT! " she said.

The Staffs must have heard it and thus they prepared an eating challenge in which the winner will recive a cash prize.

That Alone Caught Yato's attention as he himself knows that he really needs money, eventually it was a draw and the owner decides to divide the money in half and gave it to both Yato and Bishamon, whom they accept with a scary look on their face thus striking fear on the Owner's heart.

Their time in the Restaurant ended up in a Catastrophe, the two Gods parted ways however fate seems to want them to be together as right after they got separated Bishamon found a stray Dog with a yellow scarf on it's neck, while Yato finds a kid who is crying and at the same time is searching for his Dog.

And then later in the park…

"Oi " they both said to each other in a rather depressing tone.

Ishihara, the guy Yato helped to find his Dog thanked him and later drags him off to introduce him to his friends who also happens to be in the park.

It didn't take long before Ishihara's friends we're drawn close to Yato, he then stars to play with them, and then.

"Hey Mister " one of the kids calls Yato.

"When is the right time to pick a mango from the tree, if it's color green or if it's yellow? " the Kid asked.

Yato smiles,"If the Owner is asleep " he said, the kid then burst into laughter, he did not expect that Yato either knows or gets his joke.

After that.

"Hey guys " Yato calls out the childeren, "if you're an Idiot how would you confess your love to your crush? " he said.

The kids scratched their heads, then Yato again smiles before grabbing Bishamon.

Yato then knees in front of Bishamon as the latte starts to blush, Yato then pulls out four roses underneath his jacket.

"Bishamon here, roses, it means I Love you Very… " he said.

Bishamon raised an eyebrow, "huh? Shouldn't it be five for much? man you're a God but you have no common sense " she said.

Then this is the time when Yato pulls out a match from his pocket, "there " he said.

"Now Bishamon, I Love you very MATCH…Get it! " he said.

It was a Joke, Bishamon was trolled, she felt humuliated, especially she's in front of the kids, out of embarrassment she ends u punching Yato as she gets out while still blushing, which meaning that she might have took the fake confession seriously.

"Seriously that Yato is a Jerk of a God " Bishamon said, she then sits on a bench while she watches Yato play with the Kids.

Yato did a lot of stuffs with the kids, after telling some jokes he played with them, from simple games like Lemon-Popsicle to games like Tug of War and he even played wrestling with them.

This caught everyone's attention as they are happy at what they are seeing, and the same goes with Bishamon, also watches them and before she knew it she has been blushing, and because of this she becomes mad at herself and at the same time she began questioning herself.

"What is it with you..you hate Yato, he's a jerk " she said.

Meanwhile

"Kazuma-san " Yukine said.

"I know, it seems we're in trouble " Kazuma said.

After setting up the two for a date they went to Daikoku only to find out one thing, they took the wrong pill.

Yes, the got it from Kofuku a fellow God who somehow has a cabinet in which she calls, My-Unusual-Collection-of Magical-pills-used-for-Love.

Daikoku, Kofuku's shinki sighed, "the pill that you're talking about that turning Gods into humans for a while, Is this one " he said showing a green pill, "However the pink pill that you got is has the same effects, only to break out with it, the two Gods must share a Kiss " he said.

That Statement made the two Gods worry, Yato and Bishamon doesn't like each other, but now they are forced to kiss.

Kazuma then pats Yukine on the back, "It'll be alright, don't worry " he said.

Back With Yato and Bishamon

Eventually the two decided to go and spend their time together, however as they expected they both ended up spending their time doing competition, knowing who is better among them, it happened particularly at the Arcade center.

Yes It was rather predictable but considering the number of games there it's no surprise for Yato and Bishamon to challenge each other there, from disk fighting to video games, that is until they met the skill crane.

Yato just lost the dancing competition game and as the proceed to the Karaoke, Bishamon seems to look at the little Sloth stuffed toy.

For some reasons without hesitations, Yato went and used the crane to get it, this shocks Bishamon, she blushes but then she accepts Yato's sloth toy.

"here, I made a fool out of you earlier and I lost the previous match so yeah sorry I guess " he said as he blushes.

Bishamon angrily but shyly get it, and as they go into the Karaoke, the latter says that she wants to go first and so.

"And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full
I've traveled each and every highway
But more, much more than this
I did it my wa- *coughs coughs " Bishamon sang my way by Frankie sinatra, Yato felt awkward as Bishamon sang a song that was like 50 years ago, but then the moment she coughed and her song was cut, Yato can't help but laugh so hard.

"Wh-WHAT THE HELL EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES DAMN IT! " Bishamon yelled but it was no use, Yato is still laughing, she is aware though that what happened to her was quite embarrassing, and eventually she laughed at herself.

And then.

"Bishamon, you know, you're cute " Yato said, Bishamon blushed later as the night draws by the two seem to wander to much that they don't remember where are they going, they soon realized that they we're surrounded by a place called love hotel.

Yato begins to blush, "HEY I DON'T PLAN ON BRINGING YOU HERE HAG! " Yato said.

However Bishamon keeps on blushing as she grips Yato's hand.

"Bishamon? " Yato said.

They we're cut however after they heard a scream, so they rushed to see where it came from, it wasn't that long before they saw a girl who is on the brink of being harassed as her boyfriend is lying down.

"Yato I'll take care of the guy to take care of the girl, let's meet in the nearse hospital! " Bishamon said.

Yato agreed and so Bishamon rushed and was fortunate to find a taxi, it didn't take that long either, thanks to Yato's encounter with evil spirits and for his time being alone, it taught him how to fight using his bare hands.

Though he had a hard time Yato ended up winning and so he accompanied the girl to the hospital where she met her boyfriend who seem to have minor injuries, the couple thanked them before leaving and then.

"Here, you must be thirsty! " Yato offered Bishamon a drink.

Bishamon smiled as she drinks the bottle of water but then afterwards the two felt dizzy and the next thing the saw when they woke up is that their Shinki's are watching them.

The two Gods we're confused at first, but then they understand everything that the pill they took made them human as long as they don't kiss, but that doesn't mean however that an Indirect kiss doesn't count, as it does which is why they are Gods again.

"umm Bishamon-sama, if by chance you we're to go out with Yato once more will you be okay with him? " Kazuma asked.

Bishamon smiled "well I do admit he's still a jerk, *chuckles* but I do see him in a better light now " she said.

Meanwhile.

"What's up with Bishamon all blushing yesterday? " Yato asked.

Yukine sighed, "he never changes " he thought