Hey, everyone, here's the next chapter for Tales of the Wierdnormal. Yeah, I know it's been a while since I've updated this thing, but hey when you got a job and other stuff to deal with in real life you get bothered and quite frankly it sucks. But it is what it is.

Okay! Now, in this chapter it's gonna be focused on the episode that tells multiple stories in one.

So, enjoy.

Chapter 14

The Bottomless Pit

As of right now the outside of the Mystery Shack comes into view. Today was a beautiful day and currently there were no tourists today giving everyone the day off and there was nothing happening...yet at least.

But what has been transpiring for the last week, is a whole different ball park on it's own. Heck, it had to be some sort of new record because usually things don't happen in seven days straight, but wouldn't you know it, it did.

The sounds of the wrench's were heard along with the sound of banging metal. In the back was an old rusted vehicle, It was a 67 VW Bus that looked like it had seen better days. It was also being held up by a number of jacks and stands keeping it up. From underneath Adam emerged covered in dirt, sweat and grease showing he was working on it with Soos nearby meaning he was helping him out.

" Wanna take a break dude? " The shack's handyman asked.

" Yeah, sure. " The teen replied as he got up and stretched his limps and grabbed an ice cold lemonade. " Phew. Good thing no one came today. " Adam said as he took a swig of his drink and sat down against a nearby rock. " Thanks again for the help Soos. I really appreciate it. "

" No problem. Still did Mr Pines really give you this after you won that bet of being boss of the shack? "

" If your talking about the same one where Mabel dragged me into it. Yes. But on the other hand, the bet was that I would get anything I wanted.

" And you wanted a car? "

" Yeah. And I was kind of nervous too. "

" Why? "

" You know how he is Soos... "

" Oh...Still this thing is cool. "

" That's exactly what I thought. "

" Still where'd he get volk's wagon bus from? " The handy man questioned in curiosity with Adam shrugging his shoulders.

" No idea. But considering how stupid some of the people are in town. I wouldn't be surprised from where he got it from. " He answered honestly. " But, at least I got some parts for it from Mcgucket. "

" Ain't he the same dude who nearly killed us weeks ago? "

" Yep. " Adam answered as he took a swig of his drink. " But I forgave him after he gave me the parts. Which I made sure were the right ones. "

" Sweeet. This ride's really coming along. "

" It is. Speaking of which what are we missing? "

" Brakes and shocks. Also bulbs for the turn signals. "

" Adam, Soos, come on! " They both look to see Stan on the cart with Mabel and Dipper. Curious they all hopped on with 'Mr. Mystery' driving up nearby a pick nick table and stopped.

" Stan what's going on? "

" I'm happy you asked Adam. " Stan replied as he lead them to a small clearing. " In this land of ours, there are many great pits. But none more bottomless than the bottomless pit. " He said turning over a sign that read what he said. " Which as you can see here is bottomless. " He gestures down to a large massive deep hole. Heck it was so deep and black you couldn't even the bottom.

The employee's of the Mystery Shack gazed down into the deep pit in awe until Soos broke the silence." Question. Is it bottomless?" Soos questioned making Stan sigh.

" Kids, can one of you try explaining this to Soos?"

" Grunkle Stan, why are we even here? " Dipper questioned.

S" To dispose of things that we don't want. " Stan answered as he pulled out some cards from his suit and tossed them inside the hole. So long, Mystery Shack suggestion cards! "

Mabel for some reason as if she knew this going to happen had a picture of Gideon with a few small envelope's covered in hearts. " Goodbye, creepy love letters from Li'l Gideon! " With a grunt she throws letters and gifts into the hole " Die! Die! " She yells out and then runs off back to the Shack to get something else. Nearby Soos was taking off his shoes and throws them into the pit.

" What are you doing? " Dipper asked in confusion.

" Throwing stuff, dude. Everyone's doin' it. " He answered and quickly grabs a barbecue grill and throws it down the pit. Mabel then comes back pushing a heavy looking box through the dirt wrapped in chains with a padlock.

" What you got there, Mabel? " Stan asked as he continued throwing cards down into the pit.

" Oh, it's just my personal box of mysterious secrets. Nothing worth wondering about. " She laughs and pushed the box down the pit " Goodbye forever! "

" Grunkle Stan, do I really have to be the one to point out that a bottomless pit is, by definition, impossible? "

Stan paid little mind to what Dipper said as he pounding on his fez making cards pour out of it. " Says you. "

" Well, I guess we'll never know. " Mabel said before all the sudden the wind started to pick up and storm clouds began to come in.

Soos Aah! It's some sort of invisible pushing force! " Soos exclaimed as the shadow's of the black clouds hovered over them.

" We get inside! " Adam yelled out. " Everyone back to the shack! " Everyone makes a break for the house all except for Stan.

" I'm not done getting rid of these yet! " He tries throwing more cards into the bottomless pit but the wind blows them into his face.

" Grunkle Stan! No! " Mabel cried out as everyone quickly rushes over to get him inside. But the old man was determined to throw away the cards into the pit. " Almost... " Everyone grabs hold of one another as they tried to get Stan away but he kept trying to get the cards into the pit that were getting blown by the wind. " Almost... Almost... Almost! " He tries reaching for the cards flying away.

" No! Don't! " Adam yells out but it was too late everyone had fallen into the pit screaming away. As their screams faded Ghompers the goat comes along and gazes into the pit and bleats.

Now inserting Gravity Falls opening theme music

We first see a view of trees with a water fall in the distance followed by the gas station that has the large wooden lumber jack near it before we see the Gravity Falls water tower.

Before long we see a Speedy Beaver bus drive off dropping the twins in front of the Mystery Shack with Stan appearing like a magician and motions over to the building as the S of the building falls off.

Adam now comes into view giving the twins the tour showing off different attractions before it shows the trio with Stan out in the rain examining a bigfoot footprint that's inside of an even larger footprint.

A brief forest trail is shown in speed motion with bigfoot running through as it shows the weather vane on the mystery shack that has a question mark and four letters, w,h,a & t spelling out: What?

DIPPER

We see the boy holding onto a candle holder using it to examine some strange symbols in some kind of cave before turning around and was frightened to see a demon skeleton causing him to drop the candle.

MABEL

The female pine twin is rubbing her cheek against her pet pig Waddles before it shows her wearing a sweater that illuminated stars and her name thanks to it being plugged into an outlet.

STAN

The twins great uncle is shown running while holding onto a cash register not caring if money is flying out of it before it shows him sitting on his recliner and shifts his eyepatch over to the other eye.

ADAM

The blonde is seen reading books about the supernatural before it shows him smiling giving an 'okay' sign while holding a magnifying glass in the other hand.

As it begins to end we see the Stan telling everyone a spooky story around a campfire with Soos, Mabel and Dipper buying into it while Wendy nudges Adam with her elbow and rolls her eyes as their unaware that massive bat is seen watching them.

We see Wendy at the counter near the cash register with a glass jar full of eyeballs looking at the viewers, followed by Dipper examining the symbols in the journal while Adam is seen with a pair of eyes right behind him. Then finally we see Adam and the twins minding their own business before everything suddenly begins to float making the Dipper and Adam exchange a quick glance at one another.

Finally we see multiple photo's fall until it shows a picture the main Mystery Shack crew posing in front of a tree with a hole in it with Adam seen kneeling down with his arms right over the twins shoulders before we see the main title.

Theme end

We now come back to seeing the group falling through the hole with different shots of their faces screaming away. However after minutes of doign so nothing happened, they continued to fall.

Soos broke the silence. " So, anyone want to scream some more? "

" Dipper Where are we? "

Mabel brings out a glowstick and lights it. " We're somewhere where it looks like we're nowhere. " She hangs the glowstick on her arm and giggles.

" We're gonna land on something eventually. It could be any second now. " Dipper said and everyone braces for a landing but nothing happens. " Seriously how deep is this thing? " Adam asked outloud in confusion.

" Well... it looks like we're down here for the long haul. Who wants to see some card tricks? " Stan takes out some cards and try's shuffling them only for the pieces of paper to fly up and away. " Tada! " Mabel claps for some reason.

" Hey, maybe we should pass the time by telling stories. " Soos suggested.

" I've got a story. " Dipper volunteered. " It's called the time Grunkle Stan got us all thrown into a bottomless pit where we spent the rest of our NATURAL LIVES! "

" Go on... " Soos said wanting to hear more.

" Come on, Dipper, you can do better than that. " Mabel added with Adam sighing.

" As I hate to say it, might as well just do it. " The blonde agreed giving into the idea of telling stories before their possible deaths.

" Fine. " Dipper takes the glow stick. " I'll tell you a story. A story I'd like to call "Voice Over."

VOICE OVER

The title card appears and now we see Mabel, , Ada, Wendy and Soos on the lawn with Waddles.

" Ready? " Everyone nodded at Mabel's question. They then all cry out. " Spin the Pig! " Mabel and Soos run around in circles spinning Waddle's until he stops pointing to Stan who was sitting on a rocking chair reading the paper.

" Hey! Grunkle Stan. Ever kissed a pig before? "

Stan lower's down his newspaper to look at them. " I'm not gonna answer that question. " He replied and continued reading.

" And we'll take that as a yes. " Adam commented making the others laugh and continue their game until a scream was heard.

The scream came from Dipper who ran up to them. " Guys! I think I just got bit by a snake! I need you to get me to a hospital quick! "

Adam runs over to inspect it. " Hmm...Yep. Relax, it's non venomous. "

" How do you know that? " Wendy questioned.

" Me and Soos got bit a few times before. " Adam replied back and sighed. " Which were not fun times at all. "

Dipper then sighs loudly in relief. " Oh thank goodness... " Stan then laughs at his chair confusing his great nephew. " What? What's so funny? "

Stan stopped laughed. " Sorry. It's just hard to focus on what you're saying with that squeaky puberty voice you got there. "

" My what? "

" It's nothing to be ashamed of, Dipper. Your voice is...hillaaarrious! " She said mimicking her brothers voice.

" Are you saying my voice cracks? My voice doesn't crack!

" Dude, no offense, but it cracks so much we've already made a techno remix out of it. " Soos brings out a mixtape player and plays the tape with the group starting to dance.

Remix (Dipper's voice:) Nice to meet you

My name's Dipper Pines, P-P-Pines, Pines, Pines Nice to meet you P-p-pines, Pines, Pines

Hearing this made him blush. " Do I really sound like that? "

" Oh, here comes my favorite part! " Wendy said.

Remix Stop it, guys!

They then all laughed and Dipper had enough. " Give me that! " Grabs the tape from Soos and leaves.

" Eh, he'll be okay. " Adam said before going back to their game.

" Spin the Pig! "

Frustrated by what everyone said Dipper headed into town so he can get some alone time and sighed. " Even my sigh sounds weird. " As he did this Old Man McGucket pops out of a hole " Hello there! " He greeted scaring the crap out of him.

" I couldn't help but overhear your situation. Old Man McGucket, "He spits on his hand and extends it out for a handshake. " part-time inventor. "

" Why'd you spit on your hand? " Dipper asked a little grossed out.

" I don't rightly know. " McGucket replied wiping the spit on his beard.

" Hey, I remember you! Your robot almost killed me! "

He paid no attention to what Dipper said. " Come here! Follow me into this dark and dangerous alley. " McGucket pulls Dipper into the alley. We now see them at the old man's junkyard in front of a car that looked like the old man was brewing moonshine only difference was it was glowing green. He then poured some of the contents into a glass vial.

" Lately, I've been tickerizing with a voice alterizing tonic. On account of my...Horrrrifyin' voice! " He screamed out at a random kid ridding a scooter scaring him and ran away crying leaving his ride behind.

" You can run, but I'll still be in your nightmares! " The old man yelled out quoting something that sounded like would be in Nightmare on Elm Street.

" This will really fix my voice? Thanks! " He takes the vial drinking it and leaves.

" Come mornin', you'll sound like a new man... If you survive. " He said the last part in a dark tone.

The next morning with a rooster crowing.

Dipper is seen waking up and yawn's with a deeper voice." Good morning Dipper. " He then realizes his voice had changed. " I did it! I diiid it! Now I have a neeew voice! Ha ha ha! " He then runs over to Mabel who was still asleep. " Morning Mabel. Who's my favorite Mabel? "

Mabel screams and begins hitting Dipper with a golf club. " Who are you?! What have you done with my brother!?" She demanded while continuing to hit him. " Dipper! I'll save you from this body switching warlock! "

" Mabel, it's me! " He said now finally making her stop. " This is my voice now. I sound awesome. Soouund aaawesome. "

" I know boys' voices change, but this is weird. Weird and bad. " She commented.

" But Mabel, this is the best thing that has ever happened to me. And just think of the prank calls. " Dipper then picks up the phone and dials a number.

Over phone: " Hello? "

" Hello, this is the President of the United States of America. I am calling to tell you... " He does a few rasberry's much to the guy on the other lines annoyance.

Over phone: " What? Who is this?! "

Dipper hangs up and laughs. " Magnificent! "

Mabel turns around and shakes her head. " Mabel no like. "

The twins now walk down into the gift shop that were full of tourists with Soos and Adam behind the register. " How are you diddly-doing, gentleman? "

Soos grabs a broom and begins to hit Dipper scaring everyone out in the process and the boy runs behind the counter for cover. " Kill it! Kill it with fire! Everyone flee! "

" Stop doing that! " Adam grabs the broom out of his friends hands. "

Dipper comes out from behind the register. " What gives, man? You guys all made fun of my old voice. I thought you'd like the new one. "

" Well, at least before you sounded like a real person. Now, you sound like some weird commercial dude. "

" Yeah, what he said. Dipper I don't know what the heck you used to get that voice. But you better get rid of that thing. " Adam said.

" I'll find Stan. He'll like my new voice. You'll see. I'll be right back after these messages!.. I mean... goodbye. " He said before leaving the shack.

Dipper is now seen making his way through town passing by the Skull Fracture looking for Stan. " Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan! Where are you, Grunkle Stan? " Unaware to him, Tat's instantly perked up in realization.

" Huh? I know that voice anywhere! You're that guy that prank-called me earlier! "

" No I'm not. I'm a 12 year old boy. " Dipper said.

Tat's wouldn't believe him. " You expect me to believe that? You crazy-voiced punk! "

" Wait! No! " Dipper then screams and runs away

Tats quickly walks back into the bar. " There's a prank caller on the loose! Let's get him! " They all joined in with Tats and chases Dipper down who quickly notices a hole leading into the junkyard and jumps into it crying out.

" Escaaape! " Now out of danger Dipper goes over to Old Man McGucket who was watching some chickens. " McGucket! Your invention was a catastrophe!

" That's probably why I live in a dump! " The old man said before doing a dance mimicking a drum solo.

" My own sister didn't recognize me. I scared away crowds. " He begins crying. " I even sound ridiculous when I cry. "

" Well, now. Here's your problem. I gave you the wrong drinking majiggy. This one's for voice over professionals. I'm sure I got a better voice in here somewhere. " He begins digging through the trunk throwing a cat out in the process.

" Good! Hurry up! "

" You got here just in time. Come sundown, you'd be back to your ridiculous old voice." McGucket said as he continued digging through the car.

" It was ridiculous, wasn't it?" Dipper then playsthe tape) Remix (Dipper's voice:) D-D-Dipper Pines

That's me! Mabel's voice; This remix is dedicated to my brother. Dipper, your voice is one of a kind. Soos' voice: Dude, I've never heard anything like it. R-r-remix over! Boosh! "

" Are you ready for your new voice? This one should be permanent! " McGucket said now giving Dipper a new potion only this time it was red. The boy looks back and forth between the vial and the tape; holds vial up to his mouth about to drink it before it changes to show the inside of the Shack with Soos, Adam and Mabel watching tv. They then turn to Dipper who cleared his voice and inhaled deeply and waved.

" Hey guys. " He greeted speaking in his normal voice

" Dipper! "

" Dude, you're back! " They all rushed over and hugged him with Soos giving him a noogie.

" How'd your voice get back to normal? " Adam inquired in curiosity.

" It turns out, the voice wasn't permanent. And I realized that even though my voice may not be perfect, it's still mine, and I wouldn't change it for anything, not even for whatever was in this new vial. "

" So, what did you do with the rest of that potion? "

" I dumped it in Stan's coffee. " Dipper answered his twin sister's question.

" Is it gonna be just as annoying as your last one? " Adam asked nervously.

On que Stan walks in; in a high pitched colored female voice " Have any of you kids seen mah girdle? Where mah girdle at? "

Dipper, Mabel, Adam, and Soos laugh away. " Never mind, this is way better! Hahahahaha! " The blonde commented and continued laughing.

" What? What's so funny? I'm Grunkle Stay-an! " He exclaimed while bopping his head back and forth. " Kids laughing. Laughing at they Grunkle. "

Cuts back to real time with Mabel playing a game that nearly everyone didn't want to play do their situation right now.

" I spy with my little eye something that is... Black! "

" Ooh ooh! Everything! " Soos said guessing the obvious.

" Yay for Soos! " Mabel cheers clapping for him with Soos cheering for himself as well. " Yay for Soos! "

" How long have we been falling now? " Dipper asked as Adam checked his watch.

" I can't really tell, I'm having a hard time seeing the clock right now. " The blonde answered. " I figured by now we'd be dead. Seriously, how deep does this thing go? "

" Hey guys, who wants to pass the time by spinning? Everyone spin!

"No. Mabel " However she didn't listen and started spinning Dipper" Yaay! "

Soos Chuckled at her antics as Mabel then began to run on her brother like a water log.

" Dipper's pain is funny, but I'm starting to get bored. " Stan looks over to his handy man. " Soos, tell a story. "

" Really? Okay." Soos say's while grabbing the glowstick and Dipper screaming as he spins and floats in the background with Adam trying to go after him. " This story is called "Soos' really good Pinball story. Is that a good title? Does it have to be a pun or whatever?"

Soos' really good Pinball story. Is that a good title? Does it have to be a pun or whatever?

We first start the story off with Soos playing a pinball game called Tumble Weed Terror with Adam and the twins popping a squat n a bean bag chair cheering him on. " Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! "

" This is it, dudes." Soos said in a serious tone. " After 4 long years of trying, I might finally get a high score on Stan's creepy old pinball machine. If I do this, I'll go down in pinball history... " He motions to the scoreboard. " With the likes of Sal, Gaff, and of course, Poo. "

" That's a stupid name. " Adam commented.

" What he said. " Dipper agreed. " And have you ever tried maybe tilting the machine? "

" I don't know, dudes, isn't breaking the rules like, against the rules? "

" Nuts to the rules! " Mabel said. " Tilt! Tilt! Tilt! "

" Oh come on guys, let him play fair and square. " Adam said as Soos started playing but quickly lost.

" Failure! You suck! " The cowboy skull cried out.

Soos then grew angry at what the skull said. " All right, that's it! Are you ready, kids? "

Mabel and Dipper then get on both side of the machine and began to shake it. " Tilt! Tilt! Tilt! Tilt! "

" Quit tiltin', partner. Quit tiltin'! " The skull said but Soos didn't listen and tilted the front of the machine making the ball go straight into the skeletons mouth. " Bulls-eye! " Gunshots were heard and soon Soos's name was added onto the top of the highscore's list. " New high score! "

Mabel, Dipper and Soos (Cheering)

Soos This is the best moment of my life. This totally beats my old best moment.

Flashback

We see Soos pressing the eject button on a VHS player and a piece of pizza comes out. Soos picks up the pizza and prepares to eat it.

Cut back to the present.

" That ain't right. " The Pinball skull suddenly spoke up. " You cheated. "

" Oh, yeah. " Mabel said. " What are you gonna do about it? You're just a Pinball game, Pinball game. Taunt, taunt. "

" Uh, guys, " Dipper pointed out to show the machine was giving off creep glowing green electricity. " There's an awful lot of green lightning coming out of that game. "

Soos No, that's the normal amount of green lightning. Lightning strikes them

We now see Soos fast asleep with the sound of bell ringing waking him up." Uh, 5 more minutes. " It was revealed he was wearing cowboy clothing and he was hitting one of bells of the pinball game then gets up startled by the realization. " Ah! That's not a normal alarm clock. " Dipper runs up with Mabel and Adam they are also wearing old west themed clothes. Dipper was cowboy while Adam and Mabel were dressed up as Indians.

" Soos! We're inside the game! " Crazy! Mabel Sweet Moses!

" Hushed exclamation of wonder!

" Awesome! "

Mabel Jumping around on the buzzers " Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! "

" Dude, if this is a dream, I never want to wake up! "

" That can be arranged. " A familiar voice said making them turn to see the talking skull. " Welcome to Tumbleweed Terror, parders! " The sounds of gunshots were heard as everything flashed around them.

" Hey, it's the skeleton cowboy guy. Did you zap me into your game to congratulate me on getting my new score? I beat Poo, dude! "

" Hardly. " The skull answered Soos's question. " And if'n I do recall, I did warned y'all not to cheat. I tried to be gentleman-like, but I'm plum sick of being tilted. So, now I reckon, I'm gonna tilt you. "

" Well, take this! " Soos punches a button but hits himself in the eye. "Ow! And this! " He punches himself again " Ow! It hurts. I wish this was working better. " As he was gonna punch again Adam stopped him. " Thanks dude. "

" What the heck are you ever gonna do without me man? " The blonde asked shaking his head while the skull laughs.

" Get yourselves ready for the...! " They then see the ball sign starting to light up as it then landed on a single dot.

" Multi ball! " Everyone screamed in unison as the skull brought out four balls all rolling towards them laughing evilly.

" Guy's over here! " Adam points over to a nearby wall resembling a saloon and they get to the other side to hide..

" Where are you? I'm not done teaching you a lesson about cheating yet. " The skull said.

" How are we gonna get out of here? Think, guys. " Dipper said.

" I'm trying. But it's hard with that gorgeous pinball wench distracting me. " He waves at a cutout of a woman getting looks from his friends. " Okay. Don't worry, guys, I know every inch of this machine. There's a manual power switch inside. I can sneak in there and turn off the game. But we'll have to distract the cowboy guy. Are either of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises? "

" My time has come. " Mabel said with her hair dramatically blowing in wind.

" How's it looking out there Dipper? "

" The balls are gone. " The male twin replied. " Alright, let's go, Soos. Soos? "

The handy man was talking to the pinball wench " So are you, like, doing anything later? " In response to seeing this Adam knocks over the cutout. "Oh, right. "

" Come on out and show yourselves, varmints. "

" Hey! Hey! Hey! "Mabel calls out as she jumps up on a buzzer " Listen to me and look at what I'm doing! " She swirls around mimicking an airplane and then blows a few raspberry's.

" Something ain't right here." The skull said narrowing his eyes in confusion as he watched the twins continuing to dance. " Let me see where this is going. "

Nearby Adam was watching from a distance and gave Soos a thumbs up giving him the signal. Soos nods his head and rushes over to get in a mine cart, rolls down behind the pinball machine.

The skull then laughs and as it was doing so Adam whistled over to the twins to come over to where he was and that's what they did.

" Ha ha ha ha. Yippy ti yi what? " He notices they weren't there. " Where are ya? " He tries to turn his head but wasn't able to. " Darnit, I wish I had a neck. "

Using there cover they unscrewed a screw to peer inside the machine to see Soos standing in front of the power switch. "

" Soos! " He calls out to his friend. " What's the hold up!? Turn the game off already. "

" Okay, so I was gonna do that, but I've been thinking. According to this, turning off the power erases the high score permanently. That score is like my one big life accomplishment. "

" Dude, no! Not now! " Adam whispered yelled knowing one of his moments was coming up.

" Soos just turn it off! If you don't hurry up, we could die in here! " Dipper added.

" Fair point. " Soos said. " But, what is life anyway when compared to the immortality of a high score? " Soos, are you out of your-!

" There y'all are." The skull said and then the carboard covers fall down. " Get ready to meet your maker, kids. My maker is Ballway Games in Redmond, Washington." It then opens up it's mouth and begins sucking the trio in with Adam managing to grab a buzzer while at the same time holding the twins but was quickly loosing his grip with his and dipper's hat's getting sucked in and were burned away.

" Soos! " Their large friend was hearing they're pleading cry's " Soos, please! " Mabel added as Adam's grip was beginning to get looser." Turn it off! " Adam yelled out.

" Uhhh Uhh... " He was unsure of what he was gonna do but as he heard his friends scream he made his choice. " Goodbye, high score! " With a grunt he pushes the button causing all the high scores to delete and the game shutting down. As it happened a streak of green electricity went over to the group who was unconscious jolting them awake.

Adam gasped shooting himself up. " Holy crap! We made it! " He cheered.

" Woah! You dudes okay? " Soos asked.

" Yes! You did it! You freed us! " Mabel said as she and Dipper gave him a hug while Adam gave him a fist bump.

" Hey man, I'm sorry you had to lose your high score. " Dipper said.

" That's Okay. I've got a new life accomplishment now. Saving you dudes. "

" Good on you man. And it's official. " Adam said looking at the machine. " I'm putting this away so that no one will play it again. "

" I second that. " Soos agreed before asking. " You think that pinball wench will call me? "

" Oh boy... " Adam muttered to himself.

Cut back to the present.

" I can't believe this nonsense. " Stan said as they continued falling. " Magic tonics? Soos winning at something? Where did you come up with this stuff? " He asked. " I'll tell you a good story. It's called "Grunkle Stan wins the football bowl". "

Cut to show a football stadium. Stan makes a touchdown and dances.

A few football player's approached him. " Mr. Pines, I thought that old folks were useless, but you taught me and my gloating friends a lesson. " He said with a beautiful woman rolling up to him in a gigantic trophy.

" Here is your football winning trophy, Mr. Pines. "

" Thanks, beautiful woman. But I couldn't have done it without my sidekick, Footbot. "

" Thank you for building me, Daddy " The robot says as Stan and the football players laugh as fireworks go off with jet's flying over them.

" I love you, Stan. "

Cut back to the present.

Adam, Soos, Dipper and Mabel " Boooooo! " They all jeered in unision showing they didn't like their bosses story one bit.

" What? That story was great! I even threw in a talking robot for the kids. "

" Yeah, yeah. " Mabel said waving off her great uncle. " So Adam? You gotta a non terrible story to tell? " She asked passing him the glow stick.

" Eh...Yeah I do. It's called 'Demon in the Mattress' "

Demon in the Mattress

As of the moment we now see the sun rising starting a new day for the small and weird town of Gravity Falls Oregon. Normally people would sleep in when they either felt like getting up or had to go to work. Speaking of work, Adam was up real early walking through the Mystery Shack carrying a basket full of clothes, some were Dippers Pajama's along with Mabel's including a whole boat load of her sweaters, plus some that she made for Waddles.

" Let's see final stop... " Adam stopped by Stans door and picked up his dirty clothes bag and dumped all of the contents into the basket. The weird thing was that there was barely any clothes, just a whole bunch of dirty stained and worn out sheets. " Man, Stan's really been going through bed sheets a lot lately. " The blonde noted and made his way down the stairs going towards the laundry room closing the door but left it open by crack.

" Well, well, well...here we are again. " Adam said glaring down at the washing machine rather intensely. " Will you be nice to me today? " He asked as he proceeded to grip the hatch to try and open it but no dice. " I'm gonna take that as a no. " He said before starting to try and force it open.

Meanwhile outside of the Mystery Shack Wendy had just arrived riding on her bike and parked it on the side. The red head gave off a slight yawn as she entered the into her work space and was surprised to see no one was around yet. " Huh, looks like everyones still asleep. Cool. " She then got ready to get comfortable.

" Now I'm getting mad... " The red head suddenly paused upon hearing Adams voice looking into the direction of the laundry room door that was a creak open. " All right. Get ready. Here I come. " Soon the sounds of banging metal was heard from the room. " Come on. What do I have to talk dirty to you? (banging metal) Come on, open up for daddy. " Both curious and somewhat fear full for some reason Wendy silently crept over to the door as Adams voice continued to be heard with more banging.

" There we go nice and easy. (more banging with grunting added.) Take that! You don't want the crowbar, do you?! (even more banging noises and struggling) Open up! " Adam yelled as the banging started to increase with Wendy inching closer and closer to the door while inside Adam still struggled trying to get the washing machine door to open as it would not.

" Come on! I'm gonna shove this load into you whether you like it or not! " The redhead just could not believe what she was hearing and got to the creak of the door peering inside. " Come on you son of a bitch. OPEN UP! " The banging continued as Wendy could see Adam's upper body and began to kneel down.

" Let's try this again. Come on, 1,2,3! For crying out loud! Just open already! " The teen yelled in frustration as Wendy could see him bucking his hips with her eyes widening in fear of what she was seeing.

" Baaah! " Ghompers the goat bawed at Wendy taking her by surrpise and screamed making Adam stop what he was doing while the red head shooed the animal away.

He quickly rushed out the door in panic. " Wendy!? Are you okay!? " The blonde asked in concern and noticed her sheepish look. " Whoa...what happened to you? You like you just saw a ghost. "

" That goat just scared me, an-and... " She was having a hard time processing what she had just witness and was blushing in embarrassment rubbing her arm " I-is there someone in there? "

" What? " Adam raised an eyebrow. " I'm literally confused right now. "

" I heard you talking dirty to someone! " The redhead exclaimed continuing to blush and this still continued to confuse him until he put it together and chuckled while having a hard time holding back his laughter.

" It's the washing machine. " Adam awnsered. " Once in a while, the thing don't wanna open up. So sometimes I kick it and swear at it, which is not a uncommon thing to do. " He started laughing. " Ahahahahahahaha! And you thought that...Hahahahahahahahaha! " He couldn't hold it in and began to laugh his ass off fallling onto the floor clutching his sides.

" My bad... " Wendy said still blushing in embarrassment even further of what she thought was happening in there while Adam calmed down and got up.

" Wow! " Adam wiped away a tear. "Now that's funny, heheh. Anyways how come your here so early? This a surprise. "

" Eh, me and my family are gonna be doing something fun today. " She replied.

" Oh, so you got here early willingly so that you can leave more early today right? "

" Yep. But what are you doing laundry at 6 in the morning? " Wendy asked in confusion.

" It summer time, so I'm taking advantage of hanging up clothes instead of going to the laundry mat to save a few bucks. " Adam explained. " Plus, Stan's been going through bed sheets non stop for the last two days. "

" How come? " Wendy asked in curiosity.

" His back's hurting him, I told him to get rid of that old mattress, but you know how cheap he is at times. "

" Oh yeah... "

" That is it! " Stan's voice roared out echoing through the entire Mystery Shack as they then see the so called Mr Mystery himself walking down the stairs carrying his old run down mattress, opening the door and threw the old thing out to the front yard. " I've had it with that piece of crap! I'm gonna get a new mattress even if it kills me! " He yells before stomping into the kitchen and grabbed a whole pack of his favorite soda and proceeded upstairs huffing and puffing leaving the two employee's in silnece upon what they just witnessed.

" Maybe you should go home today..." Adam told Wendy breaking the silence. " I got already got a feeling it's gonna be one of those days. "

As of the moment Stan is now at the mattress store along with Adam, Mabel and Dipper examining the various mattresses they had in stock.

" Oh yeah, now this would be nice to sleep in every night. " Adam said as he was sitting an in adjustable bed sighing in content. " I could nap on this thing right now. "

" Way ahead of you. " Dipper said high fiving the teen from the bed right next to him while Mabel was playing around on a water bed laughing away.

" I feel like a fish out of water! " She said while laughing being her usual goofy self.

Not to far Stan was testing out the varies mattress's by sitting on them. " To firm... " He moves onto another one. " Too soft... " Stan goes to nicer looking one.

" Hmmm. " First he pops a squat. " easy to sit on. " He lays down. " Very comfortable. " He then sits up. " And it's easy to get up. Nice. " Stan then examined the mattress he was sitting on. He then winced upon seeing the price of the product that was 474$ " Yeesh, what kind of cotton are they using nowadays? "

" Stan, it's a memory foam matress, of course there not gonna be cheap. " Adam exclaimed as he was sitting on one of the said mattresses. " But I can see why...these things feel soooooooo...gooood... "

" Hey, hey guys look. " Mabel plants her face into the mattress and it left an imprint. " Look! There's my face! " She said gesturing to the imprint making Dipper and Adam laugh. " Let's go try out the other ones! " With that said she and Dipper went off to see what the other mattresses felt like. As he was gonna go join them he heard something. Curious to know what it was Adam went over and wouldn't you know it Stan was trying to sneak a mattress through the back door of the store.

" Stan what are you doing!? "

" What's it look like I'm doing. " The old man replied flatly as he continued trying to push it out. " Now either shut up and go or help me. "

" Put the freakin thing back already! " Adam cried out as he tried gripping it out of the old man's hands but he wouldn't do it. " You're gonna get us in trouble! "

" And what is going on here? " A guy asked getting their attention and they noticed he had a manager pin on his right collar.

" Oh crap. " The blonde cursed.

We now see Pines family and Adam in the Stan Mobile now driving back home." I can't believe were banned from only mattress store in town! " Adam cried out in frustration sitting in the shotgun seat. " Thanks a lot Stan! Now where am I gonna buy another mattress if I need to?! "

" Hey! It wasn't my fault! They shouldn't have made them so expensive! " The old man replied.

" Oh! So that's your excuse for trying to steal one! "

" Okay! Okay! I'm sorry! I now realized my mistake! I should've wait until it was dark then do it. "

" You are freakin something else old man... " Adam said shaking his head in disapproval.

The next day

Inside the kitchen Adam was having breakfast with the twins angrily eating a tall stack of pancakes while receiving looks from the twins.

The reason why was because he had three plates, now going onto four, and very possibly number five. " Dam," The teen cursed eating away and washed it down with milk. " Now I have to drive over to the next town over to try and find a new mattress. " He said with a mouthful still sounding really pissed off for what Stan did the other day. " I swear to god, it's almost I'm only the mature one in this freakin shack sometimes. Stan might run things but who's gotta make sure he dont get into trouble? Me..."

" Uh, Adam... " Dipper spoke up nervously. " I think, you've had enough pancakes. "

The blonde quickly shot Dipper and Mabel a glare. " Do you wanna reach over here and try to take this away from me? " He threatened not even trying to dare them to take what was on his plate with eyes like a dragon staring down it's prey.

" No I do not. " Dipper replied quickly in a frightened tone.

" Smart. " Mabel said continuing to eat what was on her plate while her twin began to read the newspaper. Luckily for him, it seemed he found something promising.

" Hey, " He got there attention. " There's something on the paper about a mattress. " Dipper said and read it out loud :"Mattress special, with our mattress we'll change your life forever."

" Huh? " Adam paused eating his breakfast and shot the male pine twin with a sceptic look. " Did I hear that just right? "

" Let me see that! " Stan came out of nowhere and grabbed the paper from his great nephew and read it over. " Hey! What do ya know? All I got to do, is trade my old mattress right now and I get the new one for free! Now that's a deal. " The older male said and headed over to the phone to call them up.

" Dipper, something sounds fishy here... " Adam whispered to the male twin.

" Eh, maybe your just exaggerating. " The young boy replied as someone answered Stan's call.

" Are you ready to change your life forever? " A very creepy voice asked.

" Yes I do. " Stan replied not entirely bothered by the creepy male voice on the end of the line with Adam now raising an eyebrow.

" Okay, now this really sounds to good to be true. " Dipper said as he and Adam headed to the other phone to listen to their conversation.

" We have a special on our new deluxe Life changing mattress. " The creepy voice continued to speak.

" I'm listening. " Stan said.

" It's soft. "

" Good. "

" It's smooth. "

" Oh yeah... " Stan sighed in content.

" It's got no lumps. "

" God. Who don't hate those things? You got yourself a deal. My address is- "

" We know, we've been waiting for you. " The receiver cut him making the duo's hair stand up behind their necks before the call ended and Dipper hung up the phone.

" Okay, something is just too wrong here. " Adam said as they went back to the kitchen to continue eating breakfast.

Hours later, on the porch of the Mystery Shack Stan was waiting anxiously for the new mattress to arrive. And on sheer luck alone, a white van drives up the road. " Hey kids! It's here! " The old man cried out making Adam and the twin come out as they watched the van back up right to the Mystery Shack before they parked. Afterwards, two men exited out of the truck.

One was large and kind of fat, wearing blue moving clothes, along with another guy who was really skinny, and appeared to have his right eye bulging out slightly. The large man opened the both the doors, to the van. Once the doors opened, inside was revealed to contain a mattress, a really weird looking one, it was a sea green color, which was not a normal color for a mattress to be, making it stand out.

" Geez, that is one weird looking color. " Adam commented as they watched the two delivery men bring the mattress inside. As it was coming by them, Dipper was pretty sure, he saw a freakin face right in the middle of it scaring him greatly. If it wasn't bad enough, the guy with the bulging eye literally hissed at them, as if he was a rabies.

" Whoa! Adam, is it just me, or do we have a bad feeling all the sudden? " Dipper quickly asked still freaked out by the guy hissing at them both.

" Nope, feelings mutual, or my name is Nirvanna. And it's not. " Adam said as the guys went back into their van and drove off.

" Well kids, I'm gonna take a nap. So don't bother me! " The old man said before humming away going inside to get some sleep.

" And I'm gonna go watch tv. " Mabel added.

" Dipper, help me get the ladder! " Adam said getting a nod from the preteen as they quickly rushed to get what they needed and lined it up to where Stan's window was. " Okay, you go up there. Since your shorter then me, he'll have a hard time seeing you. No offense. "

" None taken. " He said before going up and Adam stopped him.

" Also give me your hat... "

" Why? " Dipper was confused making Adam roll his eyes.

" Cause it stands out when your trying to be sneaky, obviously. " The blonde said earning an 'oh' from the male twin who handed it over and headed up the ladder to see Stan fast asleep snoring away.

" What do you see!? " Adam yell whispered.

" He's just sleeping. " Dipper replied back unaware that there was green mist coming out of the mattress. " Maybe we were just overexaggerating about those creepy delivery guys...Wait what the?! " He notices what was happening and watched in horror as a green mist is seen going up into Stan's nose as he was now hovering over his bed.

" Aaaah! " The boy screamed upon what he was witnessing and this caused him to loose his grip and fall down. But luckily for the boy Adam caught him.

" You okay!? '" He set him down. " What happened? What did you see? "

" S-so-something came out of the mattress... " The boy stuttered. " An-and-and... " Adam slapped him. " Ow. Thank's I needed that. "

" Now tell me what happened. "

" Some sort of green mist came out of the mattress and crept up into Grunkle Stan's nose, and then he just floated, that's when I fell down. "

" Maybe, we should go check on him. "

" Uh...Grunkle Stan are you okay? "

" I'm perfectly fine. " Stan replies but not in his usual voice. " Won't you join me? " He said patting onto the bed then proceeded to laugh followed by his head beginning to turn all the way around terrifying the duo before it suddenly popped off making them scream. " Could you kids give me a hand? " The head asked as it laughed watching the duo scream in terror as Mabel came walking in.

" Hey what's going-Aaaaahhh! " Mabel screamed upon seeing the head.

The inside of the living room comes into view with the clock striking at midnight making the owl hoot.

As for the trio they were all huddled together trying to figure out what there next move was.

All the sudden an ungoldy groan was heard echoing through the entire shack itself creeping them out.

" We should go check up on him. " Dipper said nervously. " Adam you go up there. "

" I know I'm the oldest here, but still... " The blonde said in an irritated tone as the groaning in turned into moaning and quickly went up the stairs.

He tries to open the door but flinches upon touching the door knob. The reason why was because it was cold, hell it was the coldest thing he's ever touched and the door felt the same way.

Adam tries to open the door, but it wouldn't budge so, he improvises and kicks the door open causing ice to scatter all over the floor in front of him. Much to his shock the whole room was covered in ice. Heck compared to the rest of the shack itself it wasn't as cold as it was in the room. Heck, you could even see your breath when your breathing

" Adam come here..." The blonde reluctantly did as he was asked but stopped. " Closer... " He got over to him. " It would be lovely if I could have a cup of... " He tosses over the covers. " Tea! " Adam then screams out loud but stops realizing how stupid it was because all he showed was an actual tea set.

He then stopped realizing how stupid it was. " What've you done with Stan!? "

" He's here, with us. " The demon replied with Stan's body and hair color returning to normal for a split second. " Adam help me! " He cried out before his skin and hair returned back to green and red with the demon covering his mouth. " Whoops! Hehehe. That one slipped out. "

" You won't get away with this! "

" Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it? "

" You'll find out. " Adam replied darkly as he exited out of the room.

After informing the twins of the status of their great uncle they quickly got to planning on what they had to do.

" Guys what are we gonna do? " Mabel asked. " How are we gonna save Grunkle Stan!? "

" Mabel calm down. We need to exorcise the demon out of Stan."

" Exorcise? " Dipper heard what he said and quickly busted out the journal scrolling through the pages. " I remember reading something about that...Hold on...Aha! I got something! " Dipper said getting their attention as he read it out loud. " To perform an exorcism for a mattress demon you must wear a flowy garmet..."

" Mabel do you have anything? "

" I think so. " She replies before rushing up into their room and brought out to sweaters that seemed to fit what the they had to wear. " I hate this. " Adam said. " Okay, what else does it say? " Dipper continued reading.

" To banish the demon, say this incantation. Hullaballo, howdy doo! Musty prawns and Timbuktu! Yeltzy bye, hippity hoo! Kick'em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo! "

" What? " Adam was seriously confused. " Are even reading that right? "

" Yeah, that what it says look! " Dipper said and gave him the journal. Adam looked at the incantation and closely examined it.

" Kick'em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo? " He looked at the twins who simply shrugged their shoulders.

" So who's going in first? " Mabel questioned and Dipper raised his hand.

" Really? " Adam asked in a surprised tone.

" Yeah I got this. "

We now come back to Stan's room with Dipper trembling in fear. " Okay maybe not... " He muttered to himself silently wishing he hadn't spoke what he said earlier before starting the incantation. " Hullaballoo, & howdy..doo...Mutsty prawns & t-Timbuktu! " The demon laughed at the boys attempt to exorcise him.

" Hahahaha! You call that an Incantation!? "

In the background Mabel was cheering for her twin. " Get that demon! Get that demon! " She cheered

Dipper then restart the incantation. " Hulllaballo and howdy doo... "

" Speak up! Won't hear you from the roof! "

" Musty prawns, and Timbuktu... " The demon then released an oversized long tongue grossing the boy out as he managed to continue the incantation. " Yeltzy...bye...and hippity ho... " The demon retracted back it's tongue.

" Face it kid! You're a failure! "

" Shut up! " The kid snapped back. " I'm trying! " The demon's cheeks bulge out and before long vomits a large amount of green slime hitting Dipper coating him in.

" Better luck next time... " The demon said while wiping it's mouth.

The bathroom comes into view and they managed to rinse the slime off of his body.

" I'm sorry guys..." The male twin apologized with Adam placing a hand on his shoulder in reassurance.

" Dipper, you tried your best. But now it's my turn. "

" Adam, are you sure about this? "

" I am. Don't worry. " Adam replied before leacing the bathroom stopped in front of Stan's room taking a deep breath before entering locking the door behind him.

" Oh, playing the hero are you? What makes you any different? " The demon asked as Adam came up to it.

" Cause I figured out how it's really done. " He said before taking a deep dance and began to do a little dance. " Hullaballo, howdy doo! Musty prawns and Tmbuktu! Yeltzy bye, hippity hoo! Kick'em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo! "

The evil spirit laughed at the blonde's attempt. However he started to gage and pretty soon it returned to mist form leaving Stan's body as he laid in the bed. Seeing what must be done Adam kneeled down.

The green mist approached the blonde who kept his eyes closed and let the mist go up his nose. He soon began struggling to stay in control and after a brief struggle it was over and he was out of breath. After he caught it back Stan woke up shooting out of bed.

" Huh? Wha- " He noticed Adam was right near his bed. " Adam? What are you doing? What happened? "

" You were having a nightmare Stan, so I woke you up. You alright? "

" Yeah...thanks. " He suddenly shuddered. " Sheesh, whatever happened felt so real. "

" Go back to sleep Stan. We'll try to keep it down. " With that done he exited out of the room and looked to the twins giving them two thumbs up.

Cut back to the present.

" The end. " Adam said finishing his story.

" Dude that was crazy scary... " Soos commented. " I kind of liked it too. "

" Thanks...Well...Last story before our possible deaths... " Adam said as he passed the glowstick over to Mabel. " Go ahead Mabel. But please don't make it terrible like Stan's. "

" Hey! " The old man cried out offended.

" Oh don't worry Adam, I'm gonna tell a non-terrible story. A story called "Trooth Ache!"

Trooth Ache

Dipper, Mabel, and Stan are in the driveway watching Manly Dan pull a bear from the back of a trailer with a rope around it's neck.

" Stan remind me just what are you trying do this time? " Adam asked in slight confusion.

" Relax Adam, this attraction is gonna make me a fortune. " The old man said. " Easy with that bear, Corduroy! I need him in showroom condition. "

The bear then roars and then attacks Manly Dan " No, Noo! " He begins to wrestle the bear.

Mabel was oblivious to understanding what was going on. " Aaaaawww. They're hugging. "

" So, let me get this straight. " Dipper began. " Your plan is to teach a bear to ride a bicycle? "

" No. Come on, everyone's seen a bicycle-riding bear. " Stan replied. " No, no. I'm gonna teach this bear... to drive! " He said with a crazy look in his eyes much to Adam's concern and. Before long they were now in the car and wouldn't you know it, Stan is actually making the damn bear drive his car which was totally unreal.

Stan is in the passenger seat, while Dipper and Mabel are in the back seat with Adam who held a tight firm grip on a tranquilizer gun just in case the bear decided to attack them. " And the yellow light means speed up. " They then hear the cops' siren. " Uh oh. Stop the car. " The bear managed to pull the vehicle over before getting greeted by Sheriff Blubs and his trusty sidekick Deputy Durland.

" What seems to be the problem, officers? " Stan asked when he rowed down his window ignoring the bear chewing on the seatbelt.

" There better be a darn good explanation for this. " Blubs said.

" Oh, there is. You see, I'm a very old man. Not long for this Earth. And the doctors assigned me a seeing eye bear to drive me to the hospital in case of an emergency. "

" Is that right? " Blubs asked. " Then, where is your doctor's note? "

" Why, it's right here, inside my jacket ". He quickly writes a note inside jacket. " There you go. " He gives them the note, which says: "Stan is sick and needs a bear. -Dr. Medicine."

" Well, I can't argue with Dr. Medicine. " Blubs said buying into the fake note.

" To the hospital, honeypants! " Stan commanded with the bear roaring as it stepped on the gas driving away.

Cuts to later in the Mystery Shack. Stan is painting rocks under a sign titled "Real Gold!" Mabel walks up to him. " Mabel Grunkle Stan, how could you lie to those policemen? Don't you know lying is always wrong? "

" Mabel, when you get to be my age, you'll learn that you sometimes have to bend the truth for the greater good. " he said while eating a plate of spaghetti.

Dipper then enters the room. " Hey, have any of you seen my plate of spaghetti? "

Stan quickly hides the spaghetti behind him while turning around to Dipper. " No... But I bet Soos has. You know how he likes to eat. "

" This is a dark day. Thanks, Grunkle Stan. " He runs off.

Stan turns to Mabel. " See? Greater good. " She then screams in frustration and walks off.

Cuts to Mabel lying on her bed with Waddle's

" Waddles, what am I gonna do about Grunkle Stan? " She then gives Waddle's a voice.

" He needs to stop lying. "

" I know, but how do we stop him? "

" Maybe you should check Dipper's journal. Oink Oink. "

" Say oink one more time. " the pig does just that. " Waddles, you genius! " She opens journal and finds something before reading aloud: "Buried 'neath a trees stump in the deep forest are the truth teeth, which forces upon the wearer the inability to lie." She hummed at this idea.

Later that night Stan is seen fast asleep in his room snoring away. The door opens letting in some light and Mabel was seen standing in the door way with Waddle's right beside her. She then walks over to her sleeping relative takes his real teeth away that's in a glass of water and holds up another set of teeth that were actually made of gold gleaming away. After she slips it into his mouth the teeth gives off a bright flash of light before it stops.

Now it was time for the moment of truth with Mabel grabbing Stan's big nose instantly shooting him awake. " Huh!? What? What's going on? What? Mabel? "

" Quick question. What happened to Dipper's spaghetti plate? "

" I ate it because I have little to no concern about other people's possessions or emotions. " With shock he realizes what he just said. " That was strangely candid. Almost as if I am unable to lie. Well, good night. " He goes back to sleep pleasing the female twin greatly.

We now cut to that morning. Mabel is whispering in Dipper's ear.

" You what? That seems like a horrible idea! "

" What's going on? " Adam asked walking in.

" Mabel replaced Grunkle Stan's teeth with gold teeth that makes him tell the truth. "

" Mabel, I'm just gonna say this as nice as I could... " He grabs her shoulders and with wide eyes whisper yells. " What is wrong with you!? "

" It's great! Now he has to tell the truth. "

" Hmmm. " Adam at hummed at that thought.

" Scrambled meat, here it is. " Stan says brining the twins there breakfast placing the pan on the table.

" Hey Stan, what do you do in secret everyday during your lunch break? " Dipper inquired.

" Usually, I spend the hour aggressively scratching myself in places I shouldn't mention. Now I'm going to avoid making eye contact by pretending to read this newspaper. " He brings one out and walked out. " And going to the bathroom without washing my hands. "

The trio together. " Eeeeeeewww! "

" Well, that was disturbing. " Dipper commented.

" In more ways then one. " Adam said in agreement before he started making himself some breakfast.

" Don't worry, guys. The truth is always a good thing."

" Yes and no actually. " The blonde said while cooking. " Truth is good yes. But sometimes not telling the truth is necessary. "

" Adam, by the end of the day, you'll be thanking me. "

" And if not I'll be the one saying: I told you so. "

We first see Stan counting money behind the cash register. " Hey, excuse me. Do you think this t-shirt is my size? " A man with a weird face asked.

" Never mind the t-shirt! " He then steps up getting the rest of the customers attention. " Hey everyone, look at this guy's abnormal and unattractive face! " This made the man feel down and earned shocked responses from people.

Mabel leads the man away. " I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. "

We now cut to see Stan doing taxes with Adam and Dipper walking in. " Stan what are you doing? "

" Doing my taxes. " The older man replied as Adam picks up a piece of paper reading: I HAVE COMMITED TAX FRAUD.

" And why'd you write it like this? "

" Because I regularly commit massive tax fraud. " Freaked out by the sudden honesty Adam slowly passes it over to Dipper.

" You might wanna... tuck that one away there. " Dipper puts it into a shredder.

Adam, Dipper, Mabel and Stan are watching TV, where a man on a unicycle is juggling with crocodiles all around him with the younger kids laughing away.

" Sometimes, I think. Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line? That we're all just biding our time until the sweet, sweet, release of death? " Stan said creeping out everyone.

We now see Stan eating some peanuts yelling up to Adam, Dipper and Mabel, who are in their room trying to cover their ears. Dipper and Adam using pillows and Mabel using ear muffs. " Kids! I think I have a growth forming on my back! Just wanted to be honest with you guys. "

" I can't take it anymore,! " Dipper cries out in annoyance with Adam gripping the girls shoulders.

" Mabel! We need to take those teeth out of his mouth! "

" But then he'll be a liar again. "

" Could it possibly be any worse than this? " Dipper asked triggering murphy's law as the doorbell rings.

" You just had to say it didn't you? " Adam asked in an irritated tone.

Dipper and Mabel run downstairs, where Stan is standing in the doorway with Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland. " So, after further investigation, it turns out that there is no Dr. Medicine in Gravity Falls. "

" You better have a darn good explanation for this. " Durland added.

" Oh and I do. You see, I lied to you. In addition I've been parking in handicapped spaces, shoplifting fireworks, and smuggling endangered animals across multiple state lines. Also, you're fat. "

Sheriff Blubs drops his coffee in shock. " Is all of this true? " He asked busting out a pair of handcuffs.

" No! No, it's not true." Dipper said as he came down. " Right, guys? "

" Yeah totally! " Adam lied and then looked over to Mabel with pleading eyes.

" Uh, sirs, I have to be completely and totally honest with you. Our Great Uncle Stan is...is...Stan is.. secretly a crime fiction writer! "

" What? "

Mabel chuckled nervously. "Yeah. He was just telling you about a character in his upcoming page turner, Crime Grandpa! He's never committed a crime in his life. Also, have you lost weight? "

Sheriff Blubs chuckled at this. " Finally! Someone noticed. "

" Wow, an author! Can you teach me how to read? " Durland asked brining out a book.

" What? Author? " Stan was confused and immediately Adam begins to gently lead the officers out.

" Yeah that's. And a master of fiction he needs to keep focused on his work. Good day officers ". Adam sighs in relief with Mabel doing the same sliding against the wall.

" Hey, you alright? " Dipper asked in concern for his sister.

" I can't believed I lied. "

" Mabel, it was for the greater good. " Her twin brother said to her in reassurance.

" Yeah, the greater good. "

" Guys where's Stan? " Adam asked nervously looking around for the said old man.

" Hello? Police station? " They all gasp as they heard Stan was now on the phone. " I forgot to tell him about my tax fraud. No, tax fraud. "

" Get him! " Adam cried out with the twins tackling him onto the floor knocking the phone off the table with Adam hanging it up.

" What's gotten into you kids!? " Stan said in confusion with Adam holding his face in place.

" Get them out! " Dipper said before Mabel did so taking the teeth out of his mouth.

" We have to find a place to get rid of these! "

" Agreed. And also...3..2..1. " He did a countdown with his fingers. " I told you so. "

" Yes you did. " She admitted sadly.

We cut back to the group continuing falling down the pit.

" And I never saw that box full of magical teeth again. " She spots the box next to Stan " Oh wait, there it is. "

Adam, Dipper & Stan sighs. " Oh, sweet! My shoes! " Soos says and puts his shoes back on.

" I like the part with the bear. The rest of it seems pretty far-fetched. "

" Mabel, we already know that story! We just lived through it. "

" Lived through it? " Adam looked at him with a raised eyebrow. " That's what happened to all of us last weeks Aside from Stan's story... "

" If we're living through Mabel's story right now, then how does it end? " Soos questioned.

" Hey, guys, Are you seeing what I'm seeing right now!? " Adam asked in worry because there was a very bright light approaching them

" What is that? " Soos as in fear as they were getting closer and closer to the light.

" Oh no! " Dipper exclaimed.

" Where are we going!? " Mabel asked in worry.

" Not good! " Stan added

Everyone screams as they fall out of the pit to the same spot where they fell in scaring away Ghompers landing on one another. " Soos get off me... " Adam groaned.

" Where... where are we? " Stan asked.

Mabel then gasps in shock. " Look! The Shack! " It was true the mystery shack was there adding in more confusion as they stood up. " Which means... we came right back out the top. "

" And I don't think any time has passed. " Dipper added examining his watch. " It must be some kind of wormhole. "

" Yeah, dude. That sounds science-y enough to be true. " Soos said in agreement.

" B-But that's impossible " Stan stammered. " No one will believe us! "

" Eh, I think this is one story we should probably keep to our selves. " Adam said.

" Agreed! " Everyone except the blonde said in unison right before Stan who was leaning on the sign breaks and he falls into the hole.

" He'll be fine. " Mabel said without any worry in her voice.

" So anyone want to order some pizza while were waiting? " Adam asked getting instantly replies as they dashed back to the shack except for Adam who eyed the pit and shrugged. " Eh, like Mabel said, he'll be fine. " All the sudden the entity emerges.

" What do you want? "

" I forgot to say, thanks for the meal. " The entity said. " But I wish I made mustard though... " It said.

" Wait a minute...You ate it? "

The entity gave him a blank expression. " What do you think? " He retorted before disappearing.

Meanwhile in the Bottomless Pit Stan is falling down and looked very bored with his arms crossed sighing away.

" This is stupid. " He said knowing it was gonna be a while before he came back out of the pit.

Now replying back to reviewers

Gamelover41592

Glady you liked it and hope you'll like this.

Darkmaster10000000

Does this anwser your question? And also for bonding I have something planned out, for Adam and Wendy. As for what it'll be, you'll just have to be paitent and find out for yourself.

Themakers12

Eh, you'll be surprised in the next chapter.

Cowboy Alchemist.

Happy to see you liked it. As for Adam and Wendy, well all i can say it's vastly more different and complex then your story is. And i have checked out the latest chapter for Gem of War and read and reviewed the first chapter for that crossover. Anywho hope you liked this chapter and hopefully you'll like what will happen in the next chapter.

Raidentensho

Hahaha...Spot on! Great eye and taste in movies. Now can you spot any other refrences?

ROCuevas

Thank you.

Guest Chapter 13

I will, but for now I'm in need of recharging for that story.

Also, In a short amount of time I will update Chris and Kipo in The Age of Wonderbeasts, so that's a plus. Also, been watching the Owl House. Alex Hirsch once again plays a voice for another great character, I've been thinking real hard on it. What do you all think?