Buster brought a cake in through the door. There were colourful candles lit on top of the supple, young, cherry pie: red, blue, pink, yellow, brown, all the colours of the rainbow. All eighteen of them.

"Happy birthday Arthur!," Buster shouted. "You're my best friend."

"Thank you Buster," Arthur replied. "You are my best friend too. I cant wait to go to college with you Buster. We will begin our lives, fresh! Fresh like the boys we are. Do you ever wish and remember back to when we were boys?"

"Yes," said Buster. David (Arthurs dad) walked into the room with one of his famous meatloaf sausages.

"Vomitrocious! That greasy sausage is making me wanna hurl!" Muffy said as she ate the sausage grease dripped down from her cheek onto her shirt and floor.

"Lick it off the floor Muffy," said Arthurs dad, David. She obliged and licked it off the floor. Arthur began to cry."Muffy please stop you are embrassing me in front of David my dad.

"Come Arthur, you are eightteen now and so are all of your friends." David laughed.

"Yes you are right," said Arthur. "I will peel off my yellow sweater like a banana peel." Arthur then peeled off his yellow sweater like a banana peel. "Wow Arthur," Sue Ellen chimmed in. "Been hitting the gym? I could grill cheese on those abs." Sue Ellen began to lick arthurs abs like his dog pal once did. "Lets have sex now."

Then she woke up. "Oh my god I was dreaming... that was a sexy dream." Busters mom said. She rose up from the comfort of her sheets. She slipped out of her silky sexy bunny sleeping gown and then got ready for her job.

"I fucking hate my job" She said, as she bite deeply into a piece of toast with peanut butter on it-a bunnies favourite snack. "I hate my job and my husband divorced me.. Good riddance he was a terrible lover." The image of a shirtless newly 18-year-old arthur flashed in her mind.

"I am in love with Arthur," she decided outloud to herself.

"What?" Buster entered the room, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.

"Er uhm," Busters mom studdered. "I said I love your friend Arthur." Fuck! She thought. "That's exactly what I wasn't supposed to say." She said.

"What the hell mom you have gone insane?" Buster said. "Things haven't been the same since dad less. You have been having a lot less sex, and more sexy dreams. It makes you irritable."

"How did you know that my son?" She asked.

"I have the dreams too. I dream about Arthurs 18 birthday. We make love upon his chiseled abs." Buster admitted to the only woman he ever loved.

"Buster you are now in college. You and Arthur are good friends. Now. Let me make love to you both. Call Arthur." Busters mom threw the toast on the ground. The peanut butter stuck to the floor. Buster smirked wildly like an animal ready to fuck and he took his future cell phone out of his pocket because it is the year 2089 and Buster is now a 21 year old boy.

"Arthur? I need you to come to my Moms house... yes. It's urgent." Buster and his mom removed the butter from the fridge and melted it in the microwave. "Everything is ready." They said together. The doorbell rang. Mr. Ratburn woke from his slumber.