KG: Brain blockage. Doing something about it. Might as well make something fun for myself. Still waiting for the poll to tally itself up a little bit higher. I want no room for arguments when I decide so you all better vote.

KG: In the meantime, I'll work through my writer's block with a non-serious story. Repeat, non-serious. So, don't expect too much in its way.

Music of the Week: Miracle by Position Music

Quote: "I decided to fly through the air and live in the sunlight and enjoy life as much as I could," by Evel Knievel.

Heads hung low, the people of Konoha wept as they carried the body of their deceased Nanadaime Hokage, Uzumaki Naruto. From humble beginnings to grand achievements people remembered fondly the days that were sent under his protection. They remembered his beaming smile which seemed to make a light of the darkest periods. Not only was he concerned with the needs of the many, but he took special care of the needs of the few. He was not the perfect Hokage, but he gave more of himself than anyone could ask for. Konoha finally had to admit, they were wrong about the blonde. For all their desire to see him fail, he rose above their hatred each and every time. None could have been more passionate than him. He was the type that could make friends of enemies, he could instill hope in the hopeless, and he could give strength to the weak. He was Konoha's brightest sun. Just as all the Hokage before him, he continued to protect the Will of Fire.

Friends and family grieved. Those whom he had known since his days as a child watched as his wooden casket swept through the village held in the arms of the Anbu. Uzumaki Boruto, son of Uzumaki Naruto, held his little sister, Uzumaki Himawari, daughter of Uzumaki Naruto, and his mother, Uzumaki Hinata, wife, lover, and friend of Uzumaki Naruto, in his arms. They cried and sobbed as they watched the one they loved pass them by. Boruto did not cry, not yet. His father had left the family to him now and he had to show the same type of strength that his father had shown time and time again. There would be time to weep in silence, but for now…his family needed to grieve. He was sure that without him, they would collapse.

His body passed by Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino, Akimichi Choji, Akimichi Karui, Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, Nara Termari, Rock Lee, and Tenten. He passed by Gaara, Tsunade, Kirabi, Ay, Darui, Mei, Kurotsuchi, and Chojuro. They watched his body. They tried to not tremble. They tried to not show weakness, but the strains of tears would not stop. It seemed like an unrealistic dream to have the blonde Kage gone. At the moment, they would have given anything to have him shouting them over to have ramen with him. Their children watched him go in silence and respect. Though they did not know him as well as their parents, they still had nothing but good things to say about him. He was a kind man and an even kinder leader.

His body ascended the steps of the Hokage Mansion. At the very top, beneath the falling rain, stood his teammates and even more family. Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke, Sai, Hatake Kakashi, and…Captain Yamato. Next to Sasuke and Sakura was Uchiha Sarada. She had been adamant to appear with her family and no one turned her down. To their side was also the Hachidaime of Konoha, Sarutobi Konohamaru. Next to him, stood Ichiraku Teuchi and Ayame, the ramen owners. They walked his casket be placed on the roof of the Hokage Mansion. Everyone watched and Konohamaru, with a heavy heart, moved forward.

"I knew Naruto-niichan for many years. He always had a way of making you feel great about yourself. He always instilled in us the best qualities that any human being ever could. He taught me, us, about the importance of the Will of Fire and I know that he is going to be watching not just over Konoha, but he will be watching over the whole world to see the peace that we have fought and bled for to be realized one day. I hope to continue to live up to his expectations and yours. Our hearts are heavy, but we must never forget the wonderful times that Naruto-nii spent with us. He would ask that we carry on as we were. I know I will miss him greatly and so will all of you, but we have kept Konoha standing in the face of adversity and we will continue to do so. Now, we return our fellow leader, father, and friend to the paradise where he may meet the parents…that he never had." Konohamaru announced. No one said anything. They were all silent. Needless to say, but it was a very melancholy affair. Only Naruto's closest friends watched him be lowered into the ground along with the bodies of the other Kage. He was quickly, but respectfully buried. Slowly, one by one, people offered their condolences to Naruto's family before walking away. It took a good portion of the day, but Boruto managed to let his mother and sister return home. He did as well.

Night settled over Konoha. There was not a speck of sound to be heard. However, the ground around the burial site began to rumble. It quickly exploded. A hand crawled from the hole in the ground and pulled itself up. A mess of blonde hair shadowed itself in the moonlight. "When there are no more fucks to give! Uzumaki Naruto shall…give a fuck. What the fuck? Where is everybody?!" A middle-aged man asked. He dusted off his clothes and stood to his feet.

"You died, you idiot! Remember that?! That was our plan!" a deep feral voice said rather angrily. The man blinked before he looked around. He noticed he had been buried along with the rest of the Kage. His blue eyes gazed over the land. He took a step from his tomb and released a pent-up cough. Bending his head down, he brushed the dirt off his hair. Honestly, could people please make bigger caskets! It was hard to move in those damn things!

A look of realization appeared on his face. "Oh right! We did say we would do that. So…what do you think? I think I pulled off the young, dejected, attention-seeking orphan very well. How about you?" he asked, a smile on the face of his lips. Red eyes gleamed and he heard something akin to a snort. Nine tails brushed themselves through the air before landing gently on the ground.

"Keh! You acted like an idiot. Well, an even bigger idiot than usual. Also why the Hyuuga? Why not the priestess? The girl from that all-female village? Hell, why not the MOVIE ACTRESS?! Why the Hyuuga? You could have literally had anyone!" The voice boomed, making the elder man rub his ears a tad. Honestly, for being a beast of eternal hate and anger, Kurama still had that stupid tsundere personality that the blonde man was never able to get over. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A TSUNDERE, BRAT?!" the voice roared once again.

Case and point. However, the man cleaned his ears of the volume and stretched out of his back. "Hey! You were the one who was all…the princess and the commoner is the classic story! Why not go for it! I was following your lead, Kurama!" He countered back. The Nine-tailed Fox growled, but released a huff and lowered himself to the ground. He opened one of his eyes to gaze into the outside world.

"I didn't specifically mean the Hyuuga brat! How much royalty have you encountered on this trip alone?! Never mind all of the COUNTLESS times you did on your other trips! For being the one who many praised with creativity and ingenuity, you really can't think outside the box, can you?" Kurama asked. The blonde remained silent for a moment. He supposed his tenant did have a point. Had he just gotten lazy? Maybe so. However, he was going for the 'Loyal to Konoha' route in this world. It wasn't like there was anything specific in not doing so. It had just been the simplest approach, and if anyone knew him, then they knew he liked simple.

Knowing this, Kurama grumbled and placed his head in his furry hands. "So…what adventure are you going to do now that this world is done, Naruto?" The Kyuubi no Yoko asked Uzumaki Naruto, Nanadaime of Konoha. Hmm, perhaps it should have been changed to 'former Nanadaime of Konoha.' Yeah, that seemed to make more sense. The blonde quickly covered up the grave. A tedious work, but he could at least respect those who died in this world by not leaving it dirty.

"Hmm, I dunno. I wish I had my list. Would be much easier to remember all of this shit. And no, I'm not going to 'Evil Naruto' Route just yet. No matter how much fun you make it sound," Naruto was sure he heard a curse somewhere in there which made him laugh. He knew how badly Kurama wanted to try that out at least once. However, for that, the blonde would have to get into it. As fun as this was, he didn't see himself killing off his friends so easily and for fun. Perhaps on a bad day he could try it, but not right now.

Kyuubi arched an eyebrow. "You could try the other one. You know…the special one," Kyuubi said with a smirk. Naruto's eyebrow twitched, but he didn't immediately dismiss the idea. He knew which one the Kyuubi was talking about. He had just finished covering up the grave and leaving no traces of his departure before he sat on the stairs. He placed a finger to his chin.

"Damn Kyuubi, you're mean. You think they're ready for that?" Naruto asked. Luckily for him, he was sure that neither he nor his fellow Bijuu never cared if they would be ready or not. With a final look over of his village, the blonde took a lasting breath of air. He then slapped his hands together. A massive surge of chakra blasted itself into the air. Not very subtle, but he doubted that it would matter at this point.

"Heh, gimme a good show, brat! Oh wait, wait, WAIT!" Kyuubi shouted which made the blonde pause for a brief period. He lowly growled but held his stance. He could already feel the traces of his shinobi rushing towards this location.

He shook his head in response. "Dear Kami, what now?!" Naruto asked in a bit of a hurry. He could not have seen it, but the Kyuubi gave the widest grin, showcasing his very intimidating teeth. He didn't say anything for a moment which only served to annoy the blonde more and more. He could tell that Kurama was doing this on purpose too.

Seeing the time, the Kyuubi smirked. "Who's going to be your mate this time? No, wait! How about we go the 'mates' route? You've never done that! If I recall, you said you would, but you never did. I wanna see it! We deserve it! Come on, the route we're going, we gotta have one! YOU OWE ME!" Kyuubi said which had Naruto rolling his eyes. He knew what his bijuu meant by that owing. Honestly, even at his age, Naruto was beginning to learn that the Bijuu could be pretty damn petty when they wanted to be. If he wasn't concentrating, he would have rolled his eyes. Never would have expected the Kyuubi no Yoko to care about such things. Though, maybe he would have been like that a couple of years ago.

Naruto sighed. "I'll think about it. Now then, before us both have some very uncomfortable explaining to do, how about I get us outta here? Ready for a new adventure, Kurama?" Naruto asked. Kyuubi almost scoffed. Did his jinchuuriki even have to ask? Kyuubi had been waiting for this for the last thirty years since Naruto had finished this world's version of the Fourth Great Shinobi War. Truth be told, Kyuubi wouldn't have minded Naruto becoming the mate of the Rabbit Goddess, but that would be for another world.

"Get going brat! Entertain me!" Kyuubi bellowed. Naruto grinned. Five small seals comprised of chakra coated his fingertips. He could see the Konoha shinobi just over the horizon and he slammed on the ground. "Consider yourself entertained, Kurama! Let's go on the next adventure!" Naruto exclaimed. An immense circle surrounded his body, the lighting of its power flourished over the area. The Nanadaime Hokage and his bijuu found themselves enveloped in a sea of white. The shinobi who dropped to the ground couldn't have possibly seen who was inside the light, but they heard a shout.

"Onmyōton: Ryōiki no Iten (Yin-Yang Release: Transmigration of Realms)," The voice called before the light overpowered the entire area. Investigating shinobi closed their eyes at the intensity of the light. Naruto and Kyuubi laughed as they faded away from the reality of the world before them. Once the light faded the shinobi would be left very confused and very concerned. However, in that cool night air, they would never be able to explain away the things they had seen while the next adventure to shake a new world would begin.

-x-

The sunlight beamed through an open window. A gentle breeze flew through the curtains. This combination roused Naruto from his sleep. He opened his eyes and stretched his back. He pushed the covers off his body and dropped to his feet. He walked into the bathroom and checked himself in the mirror. "Heh, it worked again," Naruto said, looking significantly younger than he had been previously. If he had to guess then he looked around maybe…six? Seven? Who could tell? However, that did little to deter him.

Naruto raced through some kicks, jabs, and punches. Naturally, his reach, strength, and grip had diminished themselves somewhat, but by Lord did he feel good. His chakra coils remained the same, his knowledge of techniques remained the same, and he was sure he could perform them too. In other words… "Yeah, yeah, we get it. You're OP as fuck. We all get it. Now, go out and become an Overlord! Amass an army! Conquer these people! Lay waste to our enemies! PROCLAIM THE POWER OF KYUUBI-SAMA! I want my own followers! I want a shrine to me also! I also want priests and priestesses too!" Kyuubi excitedly exclaimed. Naruto wrote all of these things down on his notepad. That said, he couldn't believe the words that were coming from his bijuu's mouth. Still, the young blonde would never deny the smile on his face at the prospects.

"Yeah yeah, oh great Lord Kyuubi. Come on, let's not waste any time then. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm so ready to go to the Academy!" Naruto said. He ran to his closet and opened the doors. He grabbed a small orange jacket. Not quite the usual of his ensemble, but it would do until he got some better clothes. Forgive him, but he was going to get that orange jacket again. Just a small piece of memorabilia for his empire wall. The thought was enough to make a grown man go giddy.

He quickly grabbed his things and headed out the door. Naruto stared at his village. Funny, he had probably stared at this village over thirty times with each realm he decided to have some fun in. Yet, the sight of it could always make him smile. He jumped off the railing and dashed through the streets. To be honest, he didn't care about the hostile looks sent his way. Naruto could flatten the village if he really desired to. Not saying he would, but he could.

"I don't know why you bother running. You could have had us appear in style," Kyuubi said a tad annoyed. This was not the grand entrance he had been hoping for. Luckily for him, Naruto knew this and expertly wagged his finger back and forth, all the while sucking his teeth as if to chastise his furry friend.

Naruto smirked when he dodged one of the incoming people. "Kyuubi, Kyuubi, don't you know the first thing about adventure? We can't get there right away. We have side quests to do. Our reputation in the village is abysmal right now. To get followers we first gotta get favor! Know the best place to get favors?" Naruto asked. Kyuubi raised an eyebrow, but he quickly understood where his jinchuuriki was thinking and a cunning smile appeared on his face. Honestly, only Uzumaki Naruto could think of such ridiculous things, but that only served to make Kurama grin in amusement.

Naruto walked into the hospital. The agents at the desk looked up at the door. However, they saw no one there. "Tsk, stupid animals," the receptionist said before moving back to write some things on her notepad unaware that Naruto stood right in front of her. He waved at her, but he got absolutely no response. The grin on his face could have split his entire visage in half, but he did not dare laugh out for fear of breaking the technique. Of course, he could mind-wipe everyone who saw, but that was just too much effort. He jumped up and down. He made some ridiculous faces at her before moving to the side.

"Do you have any idea what Jiraiya would do to have his hands on this technique?" Kyuubi asked. Naruto wanted to groan but held it in. Knowing that pervert, there would be no woman safe from his clutches. Granted, Naruto was kind of tempted to do the same thing to this woman in front of him, but he showed restraint. Work now. Fun later.

The young jinchuuriki walked effortlessly through the halls. Medic-nin, regular shinobi, and patients alike had no idea he was among them. This reminded him of the time he went to a realm and was the only shinobi in his village to completed 100% of his missions using only stealth. Eat your heart out stealth-lovers. Though the attempts at creating this technique were quite…disastrous at one point that he would NOT go over. That was bad. Very bad.

In any case, Naruto left the more mild injuries for later. Right now, he needed desperation and things like that appeared in a very special part of the Hospital, better known as the RA, the Resting Area, the place for all patients awaiting their time to pass away along with their family, friends, and anyone else willing to come. Let it be known, Naruto wasn't going to become a savior of the people or perform that fake miraculous nonsense that cultist leaders tried to trick people into following them. That was ridiculous in every facet of imagination. Naruto was going to help people. While he loved having fun, he loved helping people in need as well. Which was why he hesitated going to the 'Evil Route' at the moment. It was such an antithesis to his ideals as a person. "Boo hoo! Just go in and save people already! I'm dying of boredom here!" Kyuubi said. Tsk, no one appreciated a good dialogue anymore.

Naruto entered the wing and dropped his invisibility. He could hear the weeping of some friends and family. Most likely this meant that he hadn't gotten to some of them in time. He walked through the area for a moment. He turned around a corner and managed to find what he was looking for. "Does it hurt, son?" a man asked. Naruto glanced at the door. He saw a male and female shinobi standing around their son.

"Not…too…much. I…had…fun…drawing yesterday. The nurses…helped…me," he gasped out. His mother planted kisses on the top of his head. His father held his hand as tight as he could. They both struggled not to collapse to pieces in front of their son. He had been born with a very rare and fatal chakra condition. Despite all of the family's tries and funds, the doctors had not been able to treat him. Only someone of Tsunade Senju's prowess could have worked such a miracle and no one had seen her in years. He was…slated to die in a couple of hours. He had been stuck in the hospital for nearly five years.

They watched his eyes grow tired. Each time he closed them they wondered if he would ever open them again. Their breath stilled, but they sighed happily when they noticed him fall asleep. Just…a bit more time. They had just a bit more time. "Come on. We should let him rest. We can return with some ice cream for him later," the husband said. His wife agreed, and he led her out. They couldn't even turn the door before they heard Naruto clear his throat.

"Yo! Want me to heal your son for you?" Naruto asked. The two shinobi parents stared at him in utter shock, whether from his words or his presence, he wasn't sure. Though, he could tell Kyuubi rolled his eyes.

"Subtle brat. Very subtle," Kurama said. Naruto pointedly ignored his bijuu and continued to smile at the parents. Both seemed to come out of the state they were in and quickly snarled at him. Naruto wasn't fazed by this. Actually, he had been expecting this reaction…sort of. The two glared down at him as if he were nothing more than a bug to be squashed beneath their heels. He merely continued to smile at them.

The husband grabbed his wife's hand. "Get out of here, boy. Someone like you doesn't belong here. Come on, Kairi. Let's go," the man said. Both walked past Naruto without a second thought. The blonde released a tired sigh. The thing with having an abysmal reputation was that it if you didn't know what you were doing then that reputation was extremely difficult to come back from. Again, that was if someone didn't know what they were doing.

Naruto kicked his feet. "And here I thought you'd want to see him eat more and more ice cream. Oh well, I guess them's the brakes. Hope you'll at least invite me to the funeral knowing that every happy parent you pass by with their child in hand, you know you could have had the same thing if only you listened to me. Yeah, I'll just go," Naruto said, running past them. They both stopped. They were stunned when he ran around the corner out of their view. He suddenly stopped and leaned against the wall. Now, the waiting game.

"You're an asshole. I LOVE IT!" Kyuubi said. Naruto chuckled but kept his joy unnoticeable. Couldn't be making it too obvious now, could he? "Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all day, good sir!" Naruto remarked as he kept his eyes closed.

Not even two minutes passed before he heard running. "Kairi! Wait! You can't be serious!" the man said, and Naruto saw the woman run around the corner. She saw him. Worry, fear, and hope were written across the length of her forehead. It was kind of cute…if not a bit…depressing. She gave him a glare, but she removed it almost as quickly as Naruto had seen it.

"Can…Can you really do it? You're just a boy. What can you do that the best doctors in Konoha couldn't do?" she asked. Naruto seemed rather amused at her questions. Of course, they weren't so outrageous that he could outright laugh at them. They were valid points. He would have almost smacked her upside the head if she had let him go through with it without question. The blonde leaned off the wall. He noticed Kairi's husband walk around the corner with a sharp snarl on his face. No doubt he was still angry to even be looking at Naruto, but hopefully, they would both be changing their tune soon. Well, even if they didn't Naruto still had other ways of achieving his objective.

Naruto smiled when he turned the corner back to the room they had just left. "It's not so hard. You can't trust medic-nin nowadays to know right from left, never mind terminal illnesses. It's simple. I'm just going to erase the diseased parts of his body. That'll leave him right as rain," Naruto said, walking into the room. The two parents were right behind him. Naturally, they were anxious with the blonde being so close, but no doubt their love for their son's life was overshadowing their hate for the Kyuubi.

"You…You're lying! You're going to cast some…spell on him, aren't you?! You can't possibly be doing this just for our benefit! What do you want? Our souls?! I would expect nothing less from the Kyu…," Kairi placed a hand over his mouth just in time to see him grimace. Naruto raised an eyebrow, but he could see them shaking at the possible repercussions. The blonde turned back to the boy in front of him.

"Rest assured sir. I'm not the Kyuubi. I mean, if I was, well I'm sure I could have reduced you all to ash at this time if I really wanted to, which I can't…," Naruto paused. He most definitely could. However, he was going for Overlord this time. No point in letting it all go to waste at this point. However, it was obvious that the parents didn't believe him. Naruto shrugged. They would see the difference in time.

"Whatever. You must still want something. What do you want?" he asked. Naruto raised an eyebrow and faced them.

He raised three fingers. "Three things. One, don't tell Hokage-Jiji about this. I don't want him to find out yet. Do so and I'll reverse the treatment immediately. I'll have to expose him to regular doses of my chakra. I imagine in a month he'll be fine. Two, when I ask you for a favor, return it. No matter what it is. Three, the least you could both do is be pleasant with me!" Naruto said which got them both by surprise. Naruto resisted the urge to scoff.

"Honestly, looking at all your glaring and snarling faces just ruins my day. Would it hurt to get some 'Good mornings'? Or whatever? I'm not saying we gotta be friends or something, but can I at least get a hello?!" Naruto asked. The husband was about to say something but Kairi stopped him. He glanced at her in surprise. Naruto watched her bow her head.

"I will go above and beyond that if you would please save my son, Naruto-san. My husband, Saiga, will as well." She said without hesitation. Her husband, Saiga, had never seen her so desperate. Admittedly, he was too. He loved his son and he would have given anything to have him healed, but…this just sounded too good to be true. Never mind that the boy was now aware of his status, but…he was asking them to feign ignorance to the leader of the village. This smelled of shiftiness. Yet, she looked at him with those big blue eyes of hers that he loved so much. He just couldn't handle it.

"Kairi, are you sure about this?" Saiga asked. He watched his wife take his hands into her own. Not to be rude, but if Naruto had a watch he would have been looking at it REAL condescendingly right now. Kairi kissed Saiga's cheek.

"Please dear. I don't care what it might cause us, but I don't want to have to watch them bury our son before he's had a chance to live his life. We've tried everything and no one's been able to help us. Day in and day out, we've kept receiving pities and condolences. I don't want to hear those anymore! I want to spend more time with our son!" she said fervently. Saiga growled, but he hung his head down. He couldn't disagree with these emotions at all.

He turned back to Naruto and quickly nodded. Seeing this, the realm jumper placed his hand on the boy's head. He closed his eyes. His hands glowed a bright yellow light which filled the room. "By the power of our god, Kyuubi no Yoko. I cleanse your body of all ailment and imperfection. By this decree will you become strong and serve the village well. In you are born the flames of existence. Let them well," Naruto said. Saiga and Kairi couldn't even form words when they saw their son beginning to levitate. They actually wondered if they were even looking at the same blonde they had been regarding with scrutiny until they bore witness to four angelic wings sprout from his back. Naruto breathed a cool air over their son's body. If Kairi and Saiga were honest, they almost felt their knees drop in reverence. They watched their son take in a sharp breath of air, but this only lasted for a moment. His body then dropped without a sound. He had not awoken during this. Naruto rolled his shoulders.

"There, done. Be sure to get him some water when he wakes up. He's going to be thirsty when he wakes up. Oh, and remember to come with him to see me one day a week for a month. It'll be better for him. I doubt the medic-nin will be able to explain this one. See you guys later. I gotta get to school," Naruto said with a wave. He left the dumbfounded parents alone and, with the same technique to get himself into the hospital, he made his way out.

"Was the whole 'angel' thing really necessary? You cured him as soon as you touched him. What's with the whole…flamboyant appearance?" Kyuubi asked. Naruto shrugged his shoulders. He had never gotten to try such a thing before so why not do it now? Plus, humans always did tend to believe in something once they noticed it the first time. He was sure those two weren't going to forget what he had done for quite a while. Besides, those two were just the first of the one who would be joining his empire for this realm.

-x-

Naruto decided not to waste any more time and teleported in front of the Academy. He had long since sensed that no one was around so he could move without rousing suspicion. Naruto stepped into the academy and made his way towards his familiar classroom. He already knew he was late, but did he care? No, not really. He could run circles around these students, teachers, and even the Hokage if he wanted.

He came up to his classroom door. A confident grin, he opened the door. "GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM!" Naruto hollered at the top of his lungs shocking his classmates and his teacher when he walked into the room. Everyone turned to see his exuberant face. He waved to them all releasing kisses the sounds of a cheering crowd.

He then climbed up on the teacher's desk. "What do you think, Iruka-sensei? 8.5 out of 10? I think the delivery could use some work, but I bet I could work in some small fireworks. Nothing to burn down the building, but you get my drift. So…what's your rating?" Naruto asked his teacher, friend, and, in the last realm, big brother figure. Not to say that there weren't a couple of realms that surprised even Naruto when Iruka betrayed him those times he stole the Sacred Scroll, but those were very rare worlds and Naruto could never be hurt at them, mostly because he knew what his own original Iruka was like.

"NARUTO!" Iruka shouted and slammed his textbook downward preparing to strike the blonde in front of him. However, his book slammed the table ushering in a loud bang through the room. The chunin teacher blinked in surprise before seeing Naruto at the edge of the desk very much amused at his teacher. "You're late!" Iruka hissed out, wrists on his hips. Naruto rubbed the back of his head.

"So I am. Thanks for noticing, sensei. Sorry about that. Had to go meet a friend in the hospital. Besides, your lessons are kinda boring. Necessary, yes, but still utterly, hopelessly, and agonizingly boring. I mean, sheesh sensei the least you could do is make it more exciting by having us act it out. Betcha even Kiba would pass this time," Naruto said.

The class was silent as Naruto spoke on and on about Iruka's teaching style. They had never seen the man so angry before. He looked like he was about to explode in a sea of anger. It definitely made some of the students laugh. Admittedly, they all did it at some point, but to ignite the anger of Iruka was to ignite the flames of Hell down upon a person. Not even Kiba was that dumb. Possibly.

"So, with that being said, can we all go home now? Since I've just debunked at least fifty lessons of yours." Naruto said. Iruka balled his fists enough to turn his skin pale. He raised his fist into the air and his target was the top of his disrespectful student's head. The veins on the top of his head pumped themselves in full force.

"CUT THE STUPID JOKES!" Iruka hollered and slammed down, but a surge of pain ran through his body. He clutched his hand in agony when he realized that he had left a dent in the table. The table minus one Naruto. Iruka glanced left and right and the only gasp of the females had the teacher watching the blonde cup Hinata's chin. He stared into her eyes much to the Hyuuga heiress' embarrassment.

Naruto couldn't help loving the way Hinata blushed. It was too easy to see her thoughts. Sheesh, he must have really been a numbskull when he didn't realize it at first. The signs were so obvious that one should have just beaten him with a stick to see it. It made Naruto almost groan when he thought about it. "You know Hinata-chan, you're very cute. In another time, I think I might have fallen in love with you. I bet you'd be such a wildcat if we did have a future together. But…another lifetime I guess. Make no mistake, you're a very attractive girl," Naruto said and kissed her cheek. Needless to say, Hinata quickly fainted which made the Kyuubi laugh out ringing Naruto's ears.

Seeing that his work was done, leaving everyone surprised, he rolled off the desk and onto the floor. He quickly noticed Iruka's expression. So, the blonde decided to have some pity on his teacher. He walked down the steps until he was in front of Iruka. Naruto grabbed the chunin's hand and quickly healed it. Iruka breathed a sigh of utter relief. However, he quickly noticed exactly who was healing him. "Naruto…you know medical ninjutsu?" Iruka asked.

Naruto shrugged his shoulders. "Oh trust me, Iruka-sensei. There is much I know that you'd be surprised at, but I guess I fooled around too much. I'll go take my seat," Naruto said, his hands resting on the back of his head. Iruka really wanted to say something, but he just sighed and allowed Naruto to join. It would be too much of a pain otherwise.

Naruto could feel the stares on him. It wasn't anything out of the ordinary, well, not for him anyway. He half paid attention to the lesson in front of him. He had heard this thing at least a hundred times in a hundred ways. They were all really no different from each other. Perhaps he wasn't even aware of the lesson because before he noticed it…the bell had rung signifying the end of the class. He pushed himself up and watched the girls take away the fainted Hyuuga. Honestly, if this Hinata had met one of the other Hinata counterparts from the other realms he went to then she wouldn't stand a single chance.

Shaking his head, he pushed himself out of his seat. If he recalled then now was taijutsu practice, chakra practice, and then shuriken jutsu practice. Now the taijutsu…made the blonde smirk. He didn't see it, but he knew the Kyuubi was smiling as well. Oh, this was going to be fun. This was going to be SO fun. And, Naruto had just the idea to make it even more fun!

The class waited outside. Various matches had finished, but no one had seen Naruto for a bit. Either he was getting reprimanded by Iruka, or he had ditched again. Both were plausible theories. However, they didn't stop them from speaking about what they had seen.

"Heh, Naruto sure told you, Kiba," Chouji said which had the Inuzuka heir snarling. Akamaru gave Chouji a growl of his own, but the big-boned boy ignored the canine. Shikamaru leaned against the railing a tad confused. He had never seen Naruto act so…brazen before. Sure, the blonde was a tad…okay OVERLY eccentric, but the complete disregard for any type of authority was odd even for the Nara heir.

"Shut up. I hope I get him in my match! I'll mop the dirt with him!" Kiba argued back. Chouji just laughed and Shikamaru sighed tiredly. Why did he have to be friends with such energetic individuals? He'd rather be sleeping at this very moment. He wondered if he could just forfeit the match that he would go up against. This whole day seemed like a hassle.

"Oi, pay attention genin or you'll be disqualified when I call your name," Mizuki, another teacher, and friend of Iruka Umino, spoke. The three genin quickly straightened up and the white-haired chunin glanced at the lists of students. He gave a silent smirk to himself. He wanted to make sure that no one saw it. However, he was not careful enough. "Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke, your match begins!" Mizuki called.

Almost instantly the other boys of the group groaned. "Che, of course, Sasuke's get the easy one. Lucky jerk!" Were only some of the comments presented amongst the boys, but they quickly had to cover their ears in utter disgust when they heard the girls squeal. Sasuke snorted and made his way into the middle of the field.

"Wooo! Sasuke-kun! Good luck! Beat that loser!" The girls shouted and cheers, waving to the last of the Uchiha clan. Sasuke ignored them and waited for the blonde genin to get into the fighting stance with him. He had been slightly intrigued that the jokester of the class had moved in some surprising speeds. Naturally, the Uchiha would not have admitted this.

As the girls cheered, everyone glanced around to see Naruto was nowhere to be seen. Mizuki snorted. "Uzumaki Naruto! You're fighting Uchiha Sasuke! Come to the center of the field!" Mizuki called a bit louder to make sure he was heard by the entire group. He glanced around, but he couldn't find the blonde jinchuuriki either.

Ino chuckled. "I bet he ran away. I would too if I had to fight Sasuke-kun. That's probably the smartest thing he's done since…ever!" Ino said. These thoughts were quickly explored by the rest of the student body. They all began to laugh aside from a couple of individuals.

"Yeah! Ino's right! Sasuke-kun's too cool to ever lose to that idiot! No doubt he's off sulking somewhere!" Sakura Haruno, the former friend and current rival of Ino Yamanaka. This was met with more plausible cheers and squeals. If Sasuke were honest, they were getting a bit too high for him. He would like nothing more than to tell them all to shut their mouths.

Seeing that Naruto wasn't coming, Mizuki was more than ready to call Sasuke the winner of the match and have the Uchiha face another target before massive screaming flooded the area easily drowning out the female classmates in the area. "KYA! Naruto-kun, look this way! He's so cool! Naruto-kun, I made you lunch! Who's the loser who's going to fight you today? Kick their butt!" The others heard. The girls of the class slowly quieted themselves in when they saw Naruto walk into the field. However, following him had to be at least fifteen to twenty female kunoichi of equal or greater age by a year of the current female classroom. No one could hold their surprise when the blonde confidently walked into the field.

"Ladies, ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around, dattebayo." Naruto remarked. He paid no attention to the rest of his classmates. Chouji dropped his bag of chips. Kiba's mouth dropped to the ground. Seriously, how dirty was that? Shikamaru leaned up off the railing, his mind failing to comprehend just what he was looking at.

Hell, if Shikamaru was confused then every other male and female of Naruto's student body was utterly floored, aside from Shino Aburame. Not even Mizuki could keep the surprise off his face when he noticed the girls following the blonde. They watched Naruto chuckle when he took a girl's hand and quickly kissed it. The class watched her swoon before fainting. This had the rest of his crowd roaring for more.

"Is that Naruto? When did he get so popular?!" Ino asked. She couldn't believe the number of harlots suddenly following the dead last of the academy. Sakura couldn't even believe her eyes. The pink-haired academy student wanted to scrunch her face in disgust. Who would like Naruto? The very thought wanted to make her gag. He was just the dead last! Who would cheer for him?!

Suddenly, the girls who cheered for Sasuke felt rather…intimidated by the cheering of the crowd. Naruto was a couple of steps from entering the field. He turned back to his crowd. "Now then ladies, I think I have to fight Uchiha Sasuke. Enjoy it to your heart's content. I'll make sure to win for all of you, dattebayo." Naruto remarked. He opened his shirt and pulled out a white lily flower. He took a smell and sighed happily before throwing it to the ground.

"KYA! IT'S MINE! I SAW IT FIRST! GIMME GIMME GIMME!" The girls shouted as they dashed at the symbol of Naruto's affection. Naruto shook his head before he turned back to his class. He enjoyed their stupefied looks. He shrugged his shoulders.

"I don't see why you don't like your fangirls, Sasuke. It doesn't take much to control them. You just gotta play on their tendencies," Naruto said. He blew an air kiss them. They sighed happily at him before moving off to the side. Couldn't have the coolest academy student in the history of the universe losing to distraction. They got themselves seated next to the academy class.

Sasuke growled at Naruto and tapped his fingers impatiently. "Are you quite done, Naruto-san? We need to get started," Mizuki said. Naruto rolled his shoulders. He glanced at the last Uchiha. Kyuubi would have outright laughed at Sasuke's face if he wasn't already laughing at what Naruto had done prior.

"Yeah, I'm ready. Can we hurry this up? I have to return to my adoring public," Naruto said. Sasuke growled. He was not pleased. Everyone took notice of what Naruto was doing. The females of his class snarled before they turned to the cheering ladies of Naruto's group.

"Ugh, why would you cheer for someone like Naruto? He's going to get his butt kicked! Sasuke's going to destroy him!" Ino challenged them. She nearly jumped out of her skin when she saw the murderous glares from his crowd. Dare she say she even took a step back from fear.

One of the girls quickly turned her nose up at the Yamanaka heir. "Are you kidding? Anyone who can't beat someone with the head of a duck's ass shouldn't even be in this academy! I bet Naruto-kun ends your limp-dicked boy-toy with one punch! We'll tell you what victory tastes like," she said. Ino, Sakura, and the rest of the girls stood slack-jawed.

"Naruto beat Sasuke-kun? You're all crazy! I can't wait to see you all cry! He's gonna be begging for mercy" Sakura said, but she shivered when a kunai sailed past her face nicking her pink hair. The kunai stabbed itself into a tree. She saw the utterly displeased face on another of the girls.

"YOU WANT TO SAY THAT AGAIN, YOU BTICH?!" she asked, but her fellow sisters quickly calmed her down. She sucked her teeth before she went back to cheering. Needless to say, but Sakura made sure not to go anywhere near those girls.

Sasuke and Naruto stared at each other. "Tell you what Sasuke. How about we make this interesting? Being the generous, lovable, kind-hearted soul that I am, I'll give you a free shot on me then I'll knock you out in one hit. Don't want to keep my ladies waiting," Naruto said. Sasuke stiffened. His class and Mizuki felt their jaws drop at the sheer audacity of the boy in front of them. Naruto…knock Sasuke out? That sounded like a dream! Hell, it sounded too farfetched to even be a dream. However, they covered their ears in the face of his applauding crowd stating just how kind and generous he was to his enemies. Naruto waved at them.

Sasuke balled his fists and gritted his teeth. This dead last dared mock him?! Sasuke was the best! "Begin," Mizuki said. Sasuke wasted utterly no time. He closed the distance between himself and Naruto almost instantly. Fine! A free victory was still a victory nonetheless. Sasuke brought his fist back and slammed Naruto in the face. He poured as much of his power into the blonde as he could. Everyone stilled for a moment. Sasuke's smirk for a brief moment, but it gave way to a snarl when he saw Naruto smirk.

Naruto brushed his cheek. "Hmm, not even first blood. Couldn't tell if you were even giving me a face massage or not," Naruto said. The cheering of his crowd thundered in the field which had his class groaning. It was official, Naruto fangirls were hella worse than Sasuke fangirls. No one ever thought they would be saying that. Mizuki clenched the sides of his clipboard.

Sasuke jumped back while Naruto shook his head. He then craned his neck. The Uchiha quickly took a stance. "Don't bother Sasuke. That stance won't save you," Naruto said. Sasuke suddenly swallowed a gulp and a bead of sweat fell down his face. Where…where did this sudden pressure come from? The class and the girls watched. One in suspense and the other in joy.

"You want to bet, Dobe? Then just try to hit me!" Sasuke said when he charged at Naruto again. The smile on Naruto's face faded away. Sasuke quickly dashed to the side. The blonde realm jumper raised an eyebrow. So…this world's Sasuke was just a tad smarter than the previous one. Interesting.

Sasuke released a breath. Why? Why was he so tense? This was just the dobe! He wasn't a threat. Yet, he felt like he would have been crushed if he continued. He released a growl which made Naruto roll his eyes.

"Okay, I don't have time for this. Sheesh, I almost preferred the old you," Naruto said before appeared in front of Sasuke with his foot raised. He slammed it down over Sasuke's head sending the Uchiha crashing into the ground cracking the earth beneath him and kicking up the dust around them.

No one said a word. Once the dust settled, Mizuki dropped his notepad. Everyone stared at Naruto standing over Sasuke, the Uchiha passed out, small drips of blood escaping his lips. Naruto stared down at the Uchiha. He really hoped he didn't kill him. Reversing time would have been a pain.

"Oh, come on. It would have given this village character," Kyuubi said. Naruto shrugged. Maybe, maybe not. He wasn't about to argue the ifs, ands, or buts regarding the situation. He picked up Sasuke by his shirt and grabbed him back to the group.

"I'm done, right? Someone look at this guy," Naruto said throwing Sasuke to Mizuki. He then walked back to his fan club. Everyone watched them shower the blonde with attention. The white-haired chunin instructed someone to take Sasuke to the infirmary. Naruto grinned. Who knew school could be so fun?

The rest of the school day ended with Naruto getting stared at this day more than any other day of his life. Some tried to ask him where this sudden change had been coming from, but Naruto only answered them with grin and half-replies. He merely told them to figure it out. It wasn't until the day was over and that Naruto and his fangirls left the school. Once they were a ways off, Naruto gave them all a thumbs up. "Nice one," Naruto said. The girls grinned before revealing themselves to be his clones.

"Damn that was fun. We gotta do that again! No kidding!" The clones said before they popped from Naruto's vision. The blonde laughed to himself and took himself out of the bushes. He then stretched himself.

"So…what's the plan now?" Kyuubi asked. Naruto raised an eyebrow before he focused his senses on the negative emotions in the village. He smirked when he spotted Danzo and Root below the village. However, Naruto didn't feel the need to deal with him just yet. No, he would have his fun with that old coot later. For now, he needed to get his first pawn in his goal to become an Overlord. He turned towards the Academy infirmary. His eyes turned hungry.

-x-

Saiga and Kairi watched the doctor drop his clipboard. "I-It's a miracle. It's gone. It's entirely gone. He's been healed." The doctor said. The two parents were utterly speechless. Hell, even their son couldn't form words in his mouth. They quickly grabbed their son in a tearful hug. Kairi kissed her son while Saiga ruffled his hair. Their son laughed in their arms. The doctor, on the other hand, looked over the notes one more time.

"I can't believe it. H-How is this possible? It was supposed to be fatal. He wasn't supposed to even see the moon fall tonight. This…this has to be an act of Kami," he said. The two parents stiffened for a moment, but they never stopped holding their son as if he would disappear from them right this moment.

The doctor coughed for a moment. "I…I would like to study this for a bit longer, but if these charts continue to read right then he should be able to leave at the end of the week. Sir, Ma'am, you have truly been blessed. I'll…leave you alone to get yourselves together," He said before he left. Kairi and Saiga kissed their son.

Neither said anything. They knew it was not Kami they had to thank for this. Both cried for their son in joy. He hugged both of his parents. "This calls for a celebration. Where do you want to go at the end of the week son?" Saiga asked. The smile on his face must have been a godsend to the parents. However, they never forgot who was responsible for it. They also remembered the stipulations. Never would they have thought this, but…Kami bless Uzumaki Naruto. Kami…Kami bless the Kyuubi.

-x-

Sasuke opened his eyes and leaned up. His head was killing him. Upon looking into a mirror, he noticed the bandages wrapped around his head. "Feeling rattled, princess Satsuki?" a voice asked. Sasuke turned his head to the window and he noticed Naruto smiling at him. The Uchiha quickly growled and all memory returned to him of what had happened. Could one even call that a fight? Sasuke had more been humiliated than anything else.

"What do you want? Come to gloat in my face? Well, don't get used to it. I let my guard down. You're still a dobe," Sasuke said. Naruto scrunched his nose. How cute, protecting his little insignificant pride. Still, Naruto casted those insults to the side. After all, he was the bigger man. He was also the stronger man and the sexier man.

"HAREM SAYS I!" Kyuubi said. Naruto rolled his eyes. He was still thinking about it, but it would be on the backburner for the moment. Right now, he had a little Uchiha to manipulate. Yeah, manipulate was a good word. If there was one thing the realm jumper had learned from the tons of realms he had visited with Sasuke in them, the Uchiha was far too unable to think for himself, male or female version. Naruto still remembered when he saw Sasuke as a girl. Very…odd.

Naruto leaned against the window sill. "I can help you kill Itachi," Naruto said. Sasuke sat in silence. He turned to the blonde in utter anger. Of course, Naruto knew what he was doing. Itachi was always one of the trigger words for Sasuke no matter the realm.

The blonde waved off the Uchiha's miserable attempt at forcing his killer instinct on him. "Tch! Get out! Get out before I kill you, Dobe. You think my life is a joke?!" Sasuke asked. He was surprised when Naruto smacked him over the head. This gave a grunt of pain from the Uchiha.

"Don't be stupid, Sasuke. Salvage whatever meaningless pride you have for later. I know you. You would watch the entire world burn as long as it meant someone gave you the key to killing Itachi. Of course, I could just knock you out and still make you a part of my plans anyway. Want another concussion? I'm happy to oblige," Naruto said, cracking his knuckles for emphasis. Sasuke tried to make the Uzumaki burst in a sea of flames from his stare, but it only amused Naruto to no end.

"Tch, I must have punched you harder than you thought because you're crazy, Dobe. What would you know of beating an Uchiha? Let alone Itachi?" Sasuke asked. Naruto turned his head to the side before he gave a quick smile. He then closed his eyes.

"Sasuke…," Naruto said before he opened them. Sasuke quickly stiffened when he felt the weight of the blonde's eyes upon him. "…You have no idea of what I know and what I've done," Naruto answered. The grip on Sasuke's sheets tightened. He looked like he was ready to pounce on his academic classmate, but the pain in his body made him stop. He was much too injured to attempt to do that.

Seeing this, the blonde jinchuuriki turned around and headed for the window. "You see, Sasuke. I'm going to make this entire world mine. I'm going to rule over all of it. For that, I thought it'd be nice to include you in my adventures, dattebayo. I'm going to change the world, Sasuke. I'm going to fight people you would never have thought. People who would make Itachi out to be a mere insignificance. If you join me, you'll be fighting those people too. You will be under my command as my first Grand General. You will be the Grand General of Overlord Uzumaki and the Whirlpool Empire. If you don't want to join me, well, that's fine. I don't specifically need you, but I figure killing two birds with one stone is much less of a hassle than doing it on my own, dattebayo. I give you the power you want, you give me your undeniable and unwavering loyalty. Still, I would advise you not get in my way nor cross my path if you refuse me. On the same note, I'm sure you know not to tell anyone about this, not even the Hokage. I'll let you think on this. If you will join me, then meet me in Training Ground 7 at 1 am three days from now. If you don't then don't let me see you at all that night. Cya Satsuki-chan," Naruto said and jumped out of the window.

Sasuke couldn't speak. He looked down at his sheets. Thoughts and questions filled his mind and they would do so for those full three days.

Meanwhile, Naruto smiled. "You know full well the Uchiha's going to join you. What's with this whole ultimatum talk?" Kurama said. Naruto snickered to himself. He continued to rush along the rooftops.

"Oh, come on Kurama. Where's the fun in knowing everything? We gotta spice this world up. In the last one, I was hated and became the Hokage. This time, I'm going to rule over the whole world before moving onto the next realm." Naruto said. Kyuubi chuckled and closed his eyes.

"Besides…,"

Kyuubi opened one eye.

"…I am unpredictable after all. Gotta keep it that way, dattebayo." Naruto said as he raced towards his next objective.

KG: Ah, that felt good. Again, this is just a story away from my other stories. I don't expect you to take it seriously. It's just something I feel I can write if I'm feeling some writer's block elsewhere. Again, this isn't the only realm Naruto is going to go to. Nope, I got so many realms for him to try out. The only thing to figure out is if I should allow any character to keep their memories from before to transfer with him.

Wifey: yeah, so hard to have your level of creativity.

KG: Yeah it is…WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

Wifey: Figure it out, Mr. Creativity.

KG: You are such a bitch.

Wifey: Yeah well, I married an asshole. It comes with the territory.

KG: ARGH!

Wifey: Gonna blow a gasket Mr. Creativity?

KG: Hmmm, maybe I should tell the others about what you did for science class that one time, Ms. Astronaut.

Wifey: You wouldn't dare.

KG: Try me.

Wifey:…

KG:…thought so.

KG: Anyway, that's all guys. Stay Breezy, protect what's important to you, review, and SEND ME…hmmm….SEND ME….uhhh….SEND ME….UNDERRATED MOVIES! Also, RESPECT THE DAMN CREAM! Whooo that felt good.

Wifey: idiot.