Kikkie: Summary- Ahsoka suddenly is pregnant and the sith are doing everything in their power to get her back. Why? We don't know! All we know now is Anakin and Obi-wan are doing their best to keep her pregnancy a secret from Shaak-ti, the elders and basically everyone in the galaxy. Simple? Not really, especially with the ongoing stupidity that is constantly making Anakin question his loyalty to the Jedi. Especially with the on-going question he constantly needs an answer to: Who is the father of Ahsoka's twins?

Pairing: Ahsoka and Anakin, Obi-wan and Satine and a little bit of Obi-wan and Ventress.

rated T for curing and dark humor.

Today was a nice and happy (sorta) day at the Jedi temple, the birds were chirping, the flowers were blooming, the little ones were talking and the adults were arguing about the stupidest thing ever:

"I DEMAND AHSOKA TANO BE MY PADAWAN!" A young woman shouted in the Jedi meeting room where all the master of padawans and high master Jedi were sitting at a round table listening to an ongoing fight between two masters Jedi.

"YOU ARE A FOUR YEARS AND A HALF LATE!" A young handsome Jedi male shouted back at the woman as is she was an enemy about to get sliced into two pieces. This man name was the Anakin Skywalker, AKA, the most reckless, irresponsible, hard-headed, cocky Jedi that the temple has ever created. He was arguing with Master Shaak-ti, a fine example of responsibility, smarts, elegance and beauty of the Jedi temple.

"This is ridiculed, you can't keep her! I demand a transfer!" Shaak-ti shouted as she looks to her left where Anakin master, Obi-wan Kenobi, another great example of responsibility of the Jedi Temple. Although at this very moment he didn't feel like looking like a responsible adult right now.

"Master Shaak-ti, with all due respect, Ahsoka Tano IS Anakin Skywalker Padawan." Obi-wan said. "That is who the temple assigned her to, the end."

"Not the end, in case no one has noticed, Togrutas ARE NOT common species of the force! In fact, it is EXTREMELY RARE for togruta to have the force!" Shaak-ti shouted, some masters at the roundtable nod their head in agreement. Shaak-ti continued her. "Plus we togruta have many abilities that other species do not but if-Wait a minute!" Anakin shouted as he stood up from his seat to stop Shaak-ti little discussion.

"I understand the whole togruta thing and all, but that does not give you the right to call us all here and tell me that I have to give you my padawan, the padawan that I have trained and cared for long then you have known her, to you like she is a fucking trophy!" Anakin shouted.

"ANAKIN! LANGUAGE!" Obi-wan shouted at his padawan. Anakin nods his head before looking back at Shaak-ti.

"You have no right to talk to me, I have 19 years on you boy." Shaak-ti said. "By the way, how long have you been a Jedi?" Shaak-ti asked.

"Five years." Obi-wan answered.

"Five years? I have 23 years of Jedi experience, and you hand over the only togruta to him!? Why!?"

"You want the truth?" Master Windu asked. "Anakin is very irresponsible, we gave him Ahsoka to calm him a bit."

"Has it worked?" Shaak-ti asked.

"By 0.1%." Obi-wan said. Anakin gives his master a quick glare before looking back at Shaak-ti to say:

"Ahsoka is mine, I have won." Anakin said.

"Where is Ahsoka?" Master Aayla asked. Anakin looks up at the clock on the other side of the room and gasped.

"Look, I am sorry that you weren't here when they were assigning Padawans, but the cold truth is…Ahsoka is MY padawan, and I will continue training her till she is 20, and a full-time Jedi like my master did me. Now I must leave."

"Why?" Obi-wan asked. Anakin walks over to Obi-wan and leans his head to Obi-wan ear before whispering:

"I left snips in cargo bay ship…with the AC off." Anakin whispered before running out the room. Obi-wan hand slowly raises to his forehead.

"UGH! YOU JERK!"

Ahsoka shouted at her master as she smacks him over the head. The two were sitting in a corner of the cargo bay area as she smacks her master over the head. Near her was R2-D2, a package and a gallon of ice cold water.

"I said I was sorry!" Anakin shouted as he tries to remove the young woman from hitting him. When she was done, she sits down across him and picks up the package. Looking down at the box, her eyes begin to turn sad.

"This is illegal to buy, where did you get it?"

"The black market." Anakin said. "If you're going to ask any more questions, I suggest going to Obi-wan...he's the one that made the difficult choices."

"What happened?" Ahsoka asked.

"You don't want to know Snips." Anakin said with a small hint of pity and shame. He even shivered a little at the memory. "Satine would be so pissed."

"Satine is not in my shoes!" Ahsoka growled before tearing the box open. Once all the paper was on the ground, she gently stuffs a tube-like object into her bra. Once hidden in her uniform, she walks from the corner to gasp. Anakin stands to his feet and runs to his Padawan, only to gasp at the sight before him.

"Shaak-ti!?" Anakin shouted.

"Master Anakin." She spoke before looking over at the young woman that was Ahsoka. The young Togruta wore her signature look that Anakin had gotten her when she turned 16. Only it was a little tight on her, and the open triangle cut revealed some cleavage while the bottom part of the dress had to be changed into shorts. She also wore a little bit of eyeliner and some burgundy lipstick to match her outfit.

"You two seem sneaky, what are you doing?" Shaak-Ti asked. Ahsoka looks over to Anakin.

"We were discussing the importance of stealth." Anakin said.

"What?" Shaak-Ti asked.

"We were playing a game!" Ahsoka said with a scared smile. "You see, I try to make it from point A to point B without Anakin finding me. We always start in the cargo Bay because of the large number of people here."

"Yea! But I found her and this resulted in a lecture." Anakin said with a smile.

"You play games to teach her things? Is that how Obi-wan taught you?" Shaak-ti said in a sarcastic tone of voice.

"Yes actually! There was this game we played all the time. Oh, what was it called...oh yes! It was called shut up, listen and mind your own business!" Anakin growled at the woman. "Now if you would excuse me, MY Padawan and I have some work to do before our next mission. Which could be anything, something small or life and death. So if you don't mind, I would like to make as many good memories I have with her before she gets killed because the temple thought it was best to transfer her to a woman with a 12 foot stick up her ass because they are the same species!"

Anakin shouted, seconds later he turns his attention to the many generals, republicans, and clones staring at the three with confused expressions on their faces. Ahsoka, feeling ashamed of the two master's she was near. Just walks away from the two with R2-D2 behind her. Seconds later Anakin joins her.