Arctama

A/N: I welcome you to another react- Oh wait we aren't doing those? Seriously?! But then I'll have to come up with original Ideas! *Sigh* fine whatever. Anyways welcome to the only AU that uses elements from Gintama! (and characters) I won't bother explaining the premise of the story since the story summary would've already done that, so without further delays here's the first chapter of Arctama

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Chapter 1: A blonde, an ice creamed themed Loli, and a perverted otaku boy enter a bar

"Get that bastard!" a white fang member yelled as they chased a lone person through the city of Vale, under the gaze of Remnants broken moon, this mysterious person's face was not visible due to darkness outside but this wasn't a problem for the Faunus since they possess natural night vision.
Suddenly the mystery figure makes a sharp left! Passing by a lamp post revealing someone you wouldn't expect, someone so forgotten that you'd never notice he was in the main RWBY series!

"The hell do you guys want with me! Didn't I tell you my lottery ticket just happened to float into that stupid all-faunus bar!
Jaune Arc! Former hunter-in-training, former leader of Team JNPR now known as NPR, Reason: A student by the name of Cardin Winchester claimed that Jaune Arc had Fake transcripts and used them to unfairly enter Beacon Academy, Jaune was immediately expelled. He later went on to participate in the Human-White Fang war Oh, did I mention that he's basically the main protagonist of this fanfic?

{Note: Jaune is no longer wearing his usual Beacon attire, now he wears Gintoki's clothing, except all the blue parts are golden yellow}

*Bang* *Bang*

"HA! All of you are worse than storm troopers!" Jaune taunted the group of white fang members as he gracefully jumped over a fence widening the distance between him and the faunus terrorists, they of course didn't take to kindly to this as they let out a rain of bullets onto the blonde Samurai.

"Jaune! For Oum's sake Help me!" A glasses wearing, otaku, closet pervert {Who the hell are you calling closet pervert!} boy came charging from Jaune's left side, running away for dear life from another group of white fang grunts. His name is Shinpachi Shimura! Former Farm Boy Reason: He and his sister Tae Shimura moved into the city of Vale after their father's death in hopes of living a better life. So far, they've been doing quite well for themselves… Well Tae more so than Shinpachi but that isn't important to the story. Currently he's trying to find his Hunter's spirit but is failing… Miserably if I may add.

"What did you do to piss them off so much Jaune?!" Shinpachi desperately asked as he was trying his damn hardest to dodge the incoming bullets"Well it went a little bit like this…"

"We don't have time for a stupid flashback! We're being hunted down by terrorists for Oum sakes!" Shinpachi yelled out loud as he and Jaune made a sharp right and sprinted into an alley way with the faunus terrorists hot on their heels

"Then how the hell are we supposed to let the audience now how this crap started in the first place!" Jaune argued as he grabbed a trash can and threw it at the white fang grunts disorienting a few of them but nonetheless they were still chasing after the two.

"The writer can handle that! And where the hell is-" Shinpachi was interrupted by a giant white blur that slammed into the group of faunus. The white fang grunts were sent flying in all directions, the leader falling into a dumpster head first. The cause of this, was a giant white Dog with a pink, brown (and a sliver of white) haired girl on top of him.

[Jeez can't you guys fight back, you're a samurai for a reason dumbass] What's the name of this midget girl you may ask? Well her name is Neopolitan or as she's better known as, Neo! Why is she with Jaune out of all people? Well the simple answer is that in this story Jaune got to Neo first, he found her alone and abandoned so of course like the kind-hearted idiot he is(even though he's more of a male Tsundere nowadays) he offered her a place to live which she gladly took. She got attached to Jaune and now she follows him around, viewing him as a big brother figure. She also claims to be from a warrior race called the Yato but no one really cares about that detail.

Anyways moving on, we have the giant white dog thing Sadaharu! What is it…? Hey! It took me two years' worth of bribing to get Sadaharu! Motherfucking Sadaharu into this Fanfiction so I'm not apologizing for the missing Gintama characters barring Shinpachi and Tae! The only reason Sadaharu, Shinpachi, and Tae are here, is because Sadaharu's only talents are shitting and biting people's heads! So obviously he was the easiest one! Shinpachi said something about finally getting paid! And Tae just wanted to be as far away from the damn Gorilla as she possibly could so she volunteered! Screw it just go on with the story, I'm gonna go get some Strawberry Milk.

"It's called plot convenience for a reason Neo!" Shinpachi exclaimed/p

[That's pretty stupid, just as stupid as Pyrrha's death in volume three] Neo gave out a smug grin hoping to instigate a reaction from some people…

"Like I give a damn about that! Besides that's In an Alternate Universe!" Jaune shouted as he kicked a dumpster, only to receive a moan from the White fang grunt inside it

"G-guys if you're going to bicker then do It when we get back to base!" Shinpachi nervously exclaimed as he saw most of the white fang grunts start to regain consciousness

"Pachie boy is right we'll discuss this over some strawberry Milk! Now let's get the hell outta here before things get dicey again" and with that Jaune hightailed it out of the alley way with Neo and Shinpachi closely following behind

[Jaune! I want Ice cream] Neo pouted as her stomach growled

"Really?! Just as we finish that damn chase sequence!" Shinpachi exclaimed

"*Sigh* Okay let's make a deal, we walk around for a bit so it doesn't look like we were chased by a bunch of idiot extremists and then we'll go get your Ice cream" Jaune just wanted to relax and unwind, after all it's not every day you have to run away from the White Fang.

[Fine, but it better have three scoops with Chocolate, Vanilla and Strawberry! Oh, and the cone better be extra-large] Neo seemed really adamant about getting her Ice cream, but then again, her name is Neopolitan.

"Yeah, yeah whatever you say" Of course Jaune shrugged it off as he was lost in his thoughts, ever since he left beacon and his team he has lived a way more satisfying life than he ever did being inside Beacon academy. Now that he thinks about in a more meaningful way, why was he accepted in the first place? Was this his punishment for faking his way into Beacon, it sure felt like it, hell! His teammates didn't even bother trying to prevent his expulsion, so that begged the question, why? Why give him something he so desired, only for some unnatural force to come in and tear all of it apart like a thin piece of paper.

But, not everything about his expulsion was bad, after all he met Neo and Shinpachi, even if they can be a pain in the ass at times they're like family to him, and you better believe he'd risk his life for their sake.

"Jaune! You may want to look at this" Shinpachi said as he pointed at a group of four familiar huntresses fighting what seemed to be a giant metal gear rip-off, Jaune looked at it for a few minutes, well more specifically he looked at the huntresses who were fighting the Metal gear rip-off. It was team RWBY.

With a look of conviction, he looked at Neo and Shinpachi "Let's get the hell outta here!" Jaune tried to run away but he got immediately drop kicked by Shinpachi

"You're the worst human being ever! Don't you care what happens if that thing gets released into the city?!" Jaune stood up and brushed away all the dust on his clothes

"Pachie boy do you really want to fight-"

*BOOM*

"That, do you really like to fight that metal gear" Jaune pointed at the row of burning cars and broken-down buildings/p
Shinpachi breaks into a cold sweat as he looks at the destruction the metal gear rip-off caused {We get it! It's a damn rip-off of the Metal Gear! Stop shoving that fact down our throats!}

"W-well what about the pudding store you usually go to, if that Mech gets into the city then it'll sure destroy it without hesitation! What about you Neo? If that Metal Gear gets into the city it'll surely destroy your favorite Ice cream par-" Shinpachi didn't get to finish as Jaune and Neo disappeared right in front of his eyes!

"For the Pudding Store!"

[For my precious Ice Cream Parlor!]

*Slash* *Slash* *Thwack* *Slash*

*Thunk*

*BOOM*

And like that the giant Metal Gear has met its end to a Blonde samurai and an ice cream themed loli, while a closet pervert was screaming some stupid nonsense in the background and four huntresses in training were spectating, slack jawed at the sudden turn of events…

Insert – Gintama OST: 01 – Temee Raaaa! Soredemo Gintama Tsuiten no Kaaaa!

{E-EH?! We're starting the synopsis at the end of the chapter! Ah l-let me get ready first…!

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*Ahem* The world of Remnant, a world where creatures of darkness called Grimm roam freely terrorizing everyone they see, for that however, we have Hunters and huntresses fighting against the horrible creatures of Darkness….

But despite their fight against one problem, humanity has forgotten their true enemy, themselves. The Human-White Fang war was started when the terrorist group made up of Faunus called The White Fang declared war on all the four Kingdoms!

However, after an entire year of constant struggles from each side, the Human-White Fang war ended with the humans achieving victory. But as a result, the valiant warriors who fought against the White Fang were left without jobs and their participation in the war meant that they were viewed as savages by society, so these warriors now live outside of the four Kingdoms trying to live a peaceful life…

Well except for one of those warriors, a person who still has his warrior spirit, Jaune Arc! A jack of all trades who has a penchant for pudding. I Shinpachi Shimura due to unexpected reasons ended up working for him. This man has no Aura but he has a soul, dim yet visible, I wonder what kind of soul does he have?

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AN: And cut! Phew I finally came around to finish this chapter, I know it's relatively short compared to other RWBY fanfics with Jaune as the protagonist *cough* Coeur Al'Aran *Cough* *Cough* But I was heavily debating with myself whether or not I should even post this since I wrote this mainly to practice my writing skills. But here we are the first goddamn chapter of Arctama! Before I go Neo doesn't talk in any way or form, whenever this! [Sample text] Pops-up it means that she somehow managed to pull out a sign, so in short(HA!), she's just doing an Elizabeth and pulling signs straight out of thin air. Anyways that's enough of my babbling I'll see ya all next chapter! Ciao~

P.S. If you're interested in being a beta reader for Arctama feel free to PM me. Oh and feel free to use this story in a RWBY reaction fic, just tell me when you upload it though.