Well, that was my first attempt at a little sophomoric humor. And no, Jaune doesn't actually have any Horse Faunus traits, the thing implied as big was supposed to be his two front death. You wanna see Horse Faunus!Jaune? Gonna have to write it or find it yourself, mates. This next one is from the same person who suggested the previous drabble's occupation, and like the past one it is just too good.

What did I do to get myself in this mess...

Jaune repeated this to himself daily, he went from the only son of an Arc to living in a demented castle filled with not only Grimm but is apparently the spawning point for all Grimm. He has seen shit that would make a sane man's mind break, but surprisingly that wasn't what disturbed him about this place. No, it wasn't the fact that a human Grimm monster who was apparently the Queen of Grimm was now his boss, the murder happy psycho who kept giving him molestation eyes, or the fact he wasn't getting paid. No, what disturbed him was what has become routine for his new 'life'.

"Hey, sexy."

Jaune gritted his teeth, Oh fuck me... "Yes, Merc...?"

The silverhaired henchman leaned on the secretary's desk, "Was just wondering if you're free tonight."

The blonde sighed, "For the last time... I. Am. A. Guy."

"I know." He smirked, "But you're close enough so... that a yes?"

Before Jaune could retort Emerald passed by, "Pay no mind to him, Blondie, guy's still sore Cinder burned his little friend." The girl gave a shit eating grin as she sat on the boy's desk. "Wait, what?" Like always, he was out of the loop as he turned back to Merc who was now a deep shade of red. "N-nothing, nothing." He glared at his partner before turning back to Jaune, "Anyway... you were saying?" He leaned in, giving Jaune a wink.

"Mercury!" The boy stood up straight after hearing the boss' voice, "Stop playing with Salem's toys, unless you want me to burn your other little friend next, you creep." Cinder passed the two, causing Emerald to jump off and follow with Mercury not far behind.

The now alone blonde sighed, resting his head as he wished to have his life back.