Ok so out of nowhere I'm going for a Gravity Falls story yeah… I really don't know what's wrong with me :-/ So now that I have this thing I may focus on which story between NT and this one I prefer to do when I write, I guess. Now, biiiiiiiiiig warning here, I haven't watched the whole show (I started to watch in French, I won't switch to the English version like that. Plus the voices are… weird, too different to me… except Mabel, give her whatever voice you want and it could fit) but when I was a kid, I saw some parts of weirdmagedon, and recently watched the whole season one, so that should help. Still I may totally butcher the first scene of this story, so excuse me if I turn your memories to smithereens here lol. But to whoever read this, please help me if the characters does something too different from themselves, I don't want this to go astray. Ok, let's see what I can do with that f***ed up idea of mine.

[Fear amid, just before the twins are caught]

- PIIIIIIIIIIIIINE TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

- That was close, Dipper said, but where do we go? Mabel, any idea?

- Yeah, she quickly said, DUCK!

- Du-, he turned his head to see the now tridimensional dream demon coming from a sideway corridor, HO NO!

- Grab my hand! She was readying her grapple hook. She aimed it and fired, but a three fingered hand grab it before it could get near a staircase, and yanked it upward, lifting the twins toward another one. Not fair play, you little cheater of a doritos! She exclaimed.

- Well, sorry if I may cheat, but I'm growing tired of this little hide-and-seek game of yours, the creature said, clearly pissed off by is red shining eye, dangerously close to them, in it's fist.

In the cage, the twins' uncles (sorry if I don't say grunkles, just always sounded weird to me, hope you can forgive that little voluntary mistake) were still trying to come up with a plan, Stan trying to get out by force, Ford thinking of something. They turned when they heard the sound of Bill's steps from an hallway, and froze as they saw Dipper and Mabel in it's grasp, struggling to escape in a futile effort. They had lost, they knew it.

- Now, Sixer, Bill addressed the scientist, will you give me the solution to the weirdness force englobing the town? His voice was unsuportably sweet with well hidden gall being drowned by the oversweet tone.

- Never, he replied in a last show a defiance toward the one he first saw as a friend, how foolish of him, he started this madness and years later, everyone was paying the price of his actions. I won't give you the equation.

- Really? The demon chuckled, amused by the human's reticence toward him. Regardless, I think it's time for an ultimatum, the town, or the kid's lives, his eye was slowly turning red showing it's diminishing patience.

- Mabel, her brother whispered, I may have an idea, but nobody will like it, that's for sure.

- Don't you dare make a move without me, Dipp.

- N-never, you hear me? NEVER!

- Ho well, you're not cooperating, let's persuade you a bit more. He looked at the twins, pointing a finger to one then the other, eanie, meanie, miny, stopping on Mabel, YOU!

- WAIT! Dipper screamed, I WANT TO MAKE A DEAL!

- What? The Stans exclaimed.

- W-w-what?! His sister asked.

- You said you want to WHAT NOW!? Even Bill was shocked.

- I… I said, he straightened a bit, that I want to make a deal.

The former Doritos put them back on the ground before going into it's old 2D shape, looking at him with suspicion, wondering what the young Pine's idea was.

- Kid, you picked my interest, what kind of deal do you want exactly?

- Dipper don't forget, if you make a deal-

- I can possess him, we did it before, right, buddy?

- Y-yeah, he looked down, still ashamed from that adventure. That why I want to negotiate the terms of the deal.

- Hu-hu, a block-note appeared in the demon's hand with a pencil in the other.

- One, you return all you bring from the nightmare realm back there.

- Sure.

- Two, you can roam free on earth in exchange of half your powers, I think you'd be manageable then if you decide to throw another weirdmagedon.

- Hold your horses there, I won't give you half of my power just to be banished back to that hellish place I came from in the first place!

- Third point is : nobody will try to send you back there, this line scorched his throat.

- If I have to give you half of something I have, then give me an half in exchange.

- I planned it. Dipper smiled sadly, honestly, the only "half" thing that could be of interest to you would be… my soul.

- Your… huuu… wow, even from you, I'm impressed. I don't know what could a part of a soul do to me but if we do it, I'd still be more powerful. In a way, I'd free, so I will win. Come here Pine tree, the triangle's hand lit up in blue fire, and let's seal that deal.

- Hope I just didn't sealed our fate too, he muttered under his breath.

Dipper shook the demon's hand, and while everything slowly turned back to normal, he felt like something was ripped from him, while the blue fire crawled and sipped into his body, making him sweat heavily. On his side, Bill wasn't looking that good either, twisting strangely and seemingly... in pain? "Surely the transfer." The heat was too much. And as it all returned back to normal, the young boy could only do one thing to elude himself to the pain.

He fainted.

And here I just destroyed the show! I feel like it's MY brain that's burning. Now, I have to see if I stuck mister chips in human form or not, what will happen with Dipper's soul and same for Bill's powers. GHA! It's such a mess right now! At least I can think about it tomorrow… well tomorrow, it's 00 : 41… I'm really ruining my life for these stories -_-'