Kikkie: So funny thing, I wrote the finally chapter and everything, but I didn't save it. So, it was deleted...Anyway, enjoy the final chapter!

"YES!" Adrien shouted as he runs out of Marinette's home as Chat Noir. Once he was done there, he scurries home to find Nat sitting on the couch...and three destroyed animatronics right next to the couch. When Adrien approached her, he de-transforms, allowing Plagg to fall on the coffee table and sleep.

"So..." Adrien started, gaining the attention of Nat. "Interesting day!"

"By interesting you mean we had to not only spray my family and your friends with a forget spray, but also kill animatronics that your twisted father decided to buy, after we learned that he himself MIGHT POSSIBLY be a psychopath by his purchase of chainsaw? Which, I didn't even think was legal to carry around in the house." Nat asked.

"Yea, basically." Adrien said with a chuckle. "At least it wasn't as weird as...that night."

"Oh god, I regret EVERY moment of that choice!" Nat growled as she remembers the night that made the pole sticky.

(The explanation we all were waiting for: FLASHBACK!)

"ADRIEN! GET BACK HERE!" Nat shouted as the young man who was walking away from her. He was heading straight to his father's office as he ignores Nat's words. Once inside, he saw a door behind his father's desk that had a bright purple staircase that led up. Curiously, he walks up the staircase that led to a room filled with butterflies. Once there, he scans the area for a bit before noticing a man in the room.

Staring closely, it took Adrien a while before he notices something...a kwami! A purple Kwami standing next to the male figure. A second later, he gasped quietly as he makes his way down stairs. Once back in his father's office, he walks straight to his mini bar, grabbed a bottle filled with some sort of liquor, then made his way into his room. Once inside, he starts guzzling the liquids down a bit. Two gulps in, Adrien drops the bottle and pukes out what's in his system. Making Plagg look at his master in a weird way.

"You okay!?" Plagg asked. Adrien shivers a bit before picking up the bottle. Once in hand, he looks around the room frantically.

"Dad's has a Kwami! I saw butterflies! The color purple was everywhere! Oh my god, my father is Hawkmoth!" Adrien shouted in fear.

"Took you long enough to realize." Plagg said, Adrien was about to continue his rant, but stopped and looked at his Kwami.

"Excuse me?" Adrien asked.

"Yea, I have known for days now. We Kwami's can sense each other's presence. I even sneak him food once in a while, why do you think I always ask for cheese?" Plagg said in a calm manner. Adrien drops the bottle again with his left eye twitching.

"You dick..." Adrien growled.

"I am not a dick! I am following the rules! We are not allowed to reveal each other's identities unless we absolutely need too!" Plagg explained. Adrien bends over and picks up the bottle again. Shocked at the fact that the bottle hasn't broken yet, he presses the end to his mouth and takes a large gulp. Once down into his body, he looks at his Kwami to ask:

"So...you didn't tell me that the man who has been causing destruction all over Paris was my father over some rule?" Adrien asked with his eyes half opened.

"Well I-NOPE! I am not done yet." Adrien said, cutting Plagg off half sentence.

"A man, I mind you not, that has not only made my best friend turn crazy, but also made my whole class become batshit crazy. Everyone expect for Marinette! Wait a minute...Marinette hasn't been Akumatized."

"Yea..." Plagg said in shame.

"I wonder why, is she immune?"

"She's ladybug dude." Plagg said, he then gasp and covered his mouth in shame. Adrien, who was about to finish the bottle, stopped and looked over to his Kwami.

"My buggy is Marinette!?"

"I have got to stop talking!" Plagg said in shame. Adrien looks around the room for a bit before chuckling.

"Oh my god, my lady is Marinette! Oh my gosh, I can't wait to see her!"

"Uh buddy, Tikki would have my balls for this."

"You don't have any balls, both figuratively and literally." Adrien said.

"And you don't have the balls to take on Hawkmoth!" Plagg shouted. His eyes then widen at his own words. "Wow, where did that come from."

"The same place you're about to go in." Adrien growled before raising his hand to Plagg, showing him he was preparing to transform. Only to be stopped when his father came walking into the room.

"Adrien have you seen my..." Gabriel stops mid-sentence when his eyes met with Adrien's ring and Plagg.

"A miraculous!?" Gabriel asked. It was then both Plagg and Adrien looked at each before saying:

"Run."

Adrien said before turning around to his window. In haste, he opens it and was preparing to jump out, but was stopped when his father wrapped his arms around his waist, pulling him in.

"NO!" Adrien shouted as he tries to break out of his father hold. Only Gabriel was stronger than his son. Holding him tightly with one arm, he uses his other hand and presses it to his lips. Making a loud whistling sound, a butterfly appears from a wall. The fear that went through Adrien's body so strong it made Gabriel chuckle.

"I knew you were Chat Noir. Don't worry son, you and I will be unstoppable." Gabriel said with a smirk on his face. Adrien was shaking his head left to right as tears begin to fall down his cheeks.

"I DON'T WANT TO BE EVIL!" Adrien screamed at the top of his lungs. Suddenly, unexpectedly too, he was saved when Nat came walking into the room. Seeing the older male holding the boy made her eyes widen. But what made her heart nearly stop was when the butterfly was near Adrien. Suddenly, the butterfly laid down on Adrien's ring...nothing happened though.

"Wait..." Gabriel said as he stares blankly at the nothingness that was happening.

"Why aren't you transforming into Chat blanc?" Gabriel asked, making Nat sigh.

"I knew this would happen."

"What?"

"I knew you would crack and try to transform your son. So I have been spraying him with pepper-salt. Its like vinegar to butterflies, basically the smell makes them want to puke." Nat said in a calm but disappointing voice.

"When did you do that?" Adrien asked.

"Every morning when I take you to school." Nat said.

"And you never told me this why!?" Adrien shouted. All Nat did was point to Gabriel. It took Adrien a while to take the hint.

"Oh..." Adrien responded. Gabriel rolled his eyes before throwing Adrien to the ground, he then glares at Nat in anger.

"You will pay for this." Gabriel growled.

"Pay for what!? You're the crazy psychopath that is turning Paris into a bouncy house of chaos! You endanger your son more times than I lose him on a daily bases!"

"WHAT!?" Gabriel yelled at the woman with a shocked expression on his face.

"I mean...Now let Adrien go!" Nat shouted.

"He's already free!" Gabriel said as he points to Adrien on the ground. The blonde boy stands to his feet quickly, then proceeds to run over to Nat, hiding behind her as Gabriel sighs.

"Adrien...get away from that woman." Gabriel growled.

"Run Adrien." Nat said. Without a moment to lose, she and Adrien ran out the room in a hurry. Not daring to look back as they did this. Sadly, they should have, because Gabriel threw the bottle in Adrien's room at them. Missing Nat, it smacks Adrien right in the back of his head, making him tumble down the stairs.

"SON OF A BITCH!" Adrien shouted before falling down each step till he hit the floor. Once on the ground, he moans a bit but doesn't get up. Nat, who wasn't paying attention, trips over Adrien and falls over a table that her purse was on. Knocking all of her things out of her bag and all over the floor. Gabriel comes walking down the stairs of the two injured figures moaning.

"Were gonna die, arent we?" Adrien asked.

"We? He loves you. I have no immunity from him." Nat moaned in pain. As Gabriel walked, the two begins to stare up in horror at what was soon to come. Only...to fall backwards as his foot slips on some sort of white liquid that was seeping out of Nat's purse. Hitting the lower part of his head that connected to the neck on an edge of the staircase. Both Nat and Adrien gasp at the sight of the unconscious man on the staircase.

"Oh dear..." Nat said in shock as she and Adrien check on him. Tilting his head to the side, they look and see a small purple bruise on the back of his head. Adrien bits the bottom of his lip as Nat begins to shiver.

"Okay...my dad may or may not be dead. Any Ideas?"

"Beside's bury his body?" Nat asked.

"Uh..." Adrien spoke as he looks around the room. "I think we should look at our other options."

"Do we have any?" Nat asked.

"Uh...we put him in bed and say he had a nightmare? If my father is really dead, we can use the excuse of he's Hawkmoth, and he tried to akumtizied us and we panicked. Since he's a major villain and Chloe's father is the mayor, we may walk free." Adrien said. Nat was going to protest, but a second later agrees. The two drag Gabriel by his ankles all the way to his room. Once there, Adrien leaves the room for Nat to change his father. Going down the stairs, he slips on the white liquids his father slipped on. Only he turns his body to the side so that his shoulder gets injured, not him. Sliding down to the ground, he looks down at his hands when they made contact with the white liquids.

"Stupid lotion." Adrien growled.

Lifting his hands from the liquid, he stands up and heads up the stairs. Once in his room, he walks over to his bathroom, only to stop when he saw his pole. Just for fun and plan boredom, he grabs the pole, with his sticky hands, and twirls on it a bit before heading to his bathroom. Once inside, he cleans his hand and walks back to his father's room, ignoring the white stain on the pole. Once in his father's room, Nat was pressing her hand to her head.

"What's wrong?" Adrien asked as he stares down at his sleeping father.

"Your father destroyed...something valuable." Nat said in shame.

"That tube thing in your purse?" Adrien asked.

"Yes." Nat responded.

"Well, my father had one in his safe. It's in a mini fridge where he keeps his shots." Adrien said, at the time, he didn't know what that white stuff was. In his mind, he thought it was lotion of some sort. Nat's eyes widen a bit at his words. Looking at the younger male, she opens her mouth to ask:

"Why?"

"Eh, my father always have some sort of expensive lotion." Adrien said. Nat was going to say something, but remained quite when she realized Adrien didn't know what Gabriel had slipped on.

"Oh...uh, I'll borrow it for a bit. I need it for some medical reasons. Anyway, time for bed!" Nat said.

"What!? After tonight?" Adrien asked in a shocked voice.

"Bed, or I will not be a witness to our attack." Nat said, still not 100% sure if Gabriel was alive or not. Adrien rolled his eyes before leaving the bedroom. Nat turns off Gabriel's bedroom lights before leaving the room herself.

(End of flashback)

"That was some nasty lotion." Adrien muttered.

"That was sperm I got from the sperm bank you ass!" Nat growled.

"Oh yea..." Adrien said before his body shivers in pain. "Ugh..."

"You know the thing that irks me a bit about all of this." Nat started as she and Adrien made their way Gabriel's office.

"Hm?" Adrien asked.

"Its that YOU know who Hawkmoth is, you KNOW where he is...and yet you're remaining quiet about it. Especially to your friends and comrades." Nat said.

"I know, one day I will tell them. But right now, I am enjoying the thrill of friendship right now. I mean, my best friend and girlfriend are friends, we literally are hanging out more, and plus, I am a hero. If I turn in Hawkmoth now, all the fun will go away." Adrien said, making Nat look at him funny.

"So your willing endangering people for your own satisfaction?" Nat asked.

"Eh, no one dies by the end of the day. So it's all good." Adrien said with a smile. This made Nat a little uneased and a bit scared. She didn't know who was worse, Adrien or his father. By the time the two were in Gabriel's office, the door that led to the hidden basement was close. This made Adrien open it up again, revealing the dark staircase. Once opened, he walks over to the dark creepy staircase and stares down.

"He said there were other things down there, wanna go check it out?" Nat said.

"You wanna go down a dark creepy stair case that literally shouts death at you!?" Adrien asked with a smile.

"No!"

"The answer is yes!" Adrien shouted before running down the staircase. Nat, who was debating whether or not to close the door and lock him in, stared down at the darkness the young blonde disappeared into. It took a minute or two, but she finally decided to walk down the staircase. Once down, she gasps at what she found.

Nat's eye examines the room around her. The alter, the sets, the giant glass of a butterfly, different types of knives, white clothes with red stains, a bad order, a golden cage, the feeling that your being watched. With that being said, Nat just shakes her head in disagreement.

No! Nope! Nope! No!" Nat shouted as she shakes her head and swings her finger in the air.

"What?" Nooroo asked, appearing out of the blue. Nat jumps a little at the purple Kwami.

"Ha! You! Where did you come from!?" Nat shouted

"I live here." Nooroo responded with his eyes half opened. Adrien and Plagg were looking at the altar, ignoring the broken animatronic next to it. Nat looks back to Adrien before shaking her head to say:

"This is an exact scenario where the blonde girl either meets the killer, hides or dies in a movie! And Gabriel is that killer! I am leaving and pretending this room doesn't exist! Last thing I need on my plate right now!" Nat said before grabbing Adrien, turning around, and walking up the stares. Once back into the regular floor of the house, she closes the door and sigh.

"That room was major creepy." Adrien said.

"Yes, pack your shit, we're leaving!" Nat said, making Adrien look at her funny.

"What?" Adrien asked.

"You heard me! Were leaving! I can't deal with this, and knowing your father, he likely sacrifices you or something! I am leaving, this is your one and final chance to join me!" Nat shouted. Adrien picks up the shovel by his foot before saying:

"Let me go raid my father's bail cash and I will meet you in the car!"

"Bail money!? Why does he have that!?"

"Nat we just found a sacrificial room in my house, do you REALLY want to know what he has that?" Adrien asked.

"Good point. I'll go start up the car." Nat said before turning around to leave the room. Once gone, Adrien moves a statue in his father's room to reveal ANOTHER hidden safe. There were so many hidden safes in this room that Plagg had to say:

"You know, I would not be surprised if we found a dead body in here." Plagg said.

"Keep talking and there might be." Adrien said before unlocking the safe. Revealing stacks of cash that his father hides. Pulling a bag out of nowhere, he begins to pack it as much as he can. Shockingly, he didn't even make a dent in the pile his father was hiding.

"Is this your entire fortune?" Plagg asked.

"No! My father had billions away in stocks and other countries..." Adrien said before realizing: "Oh my god, no wonder he has bail money."

"I suggest we leave and never come back." Plagg said. Adrien nods his head before throwing the gym bag full of money to the front of the door. Once there, he runs to his room and begins to pack. By the end of the night, Nat and Adrien had BOUNCED out of that house! No joke, they both even took one of Gabriel's car's just to get away quicker. Once that was done, the got a hotel room as Nat begins to make calls to move out of her house.

(The next day)

"What happened?" Marinette asked Adrien. It was a pretty day, and also a school day, but pretty none the less. Marinette was preparing her walk to school, but was stopped when Adrien drove up in front of her in a red sports car. Already in the car was ALL of her friends! Ready and prepared to start the day!

"Long story short! I moved out of my house and got a car!" Adrien said with a smile. Marinette walks over to the car, then takes a seat in the back in between Chloe and Ayla. Once seated, Adrien starts up the car and begins to drive, much to Marinette's fear because she's only been with Adrien in a car two times. And both times were him being Chat Noir and in a mist of danger.

"Should I be worried?" Marinette asked.

"Adrien is a good driver." Chloe said with a smile on her face as she applies more lipstick on her lips. Not caring for the quacking eye's that followed the car. Since the car had no hood, and the back was a bit small, the girls found themselves sitting on the head parts of the car. Although they didn't mind, Adrien wasn't driving that fast, it still made Marinette unease to have this much attention.

"Adrien, can you turn on the radio?" Alya asked. Nino did as requested and turned on the radio. To their surprise a song came on that they all knew well. Without even a word said...the girls prepared themselves...

"Oh my god..." Chloe started. "BANG BANG!"

"I call Nicki!" Alya shouted.

"Ariana!" Chloe shouted. Marinette just shrugs her shoulder's. She had already known what was coming up, so she just opened her mouth and sang:

Marinette:

I got a body like an hourglass
And I can give it to you all the time

I got a booty like a Cadillac

and I can send you into overdrive

Alya and Chloe:

(You've been waiting for that, step on up, swing your bat)

Marinette:

See, anybody could be bad to you
You need a good girl to blow your mind, yeah

Marinette and Chloe:

Bang bang into the room

Alya:

I know you want it

Marinette and Chloe:

Bang bang all over you

Alya:

I'll let you have it

Marinette and Chloe:

Wait a minute let me take you there

Wait a minute 'til you

Alya:

ahhh, hey!

Marinette and Chloe:

Bang bang there goes your heart

Alya:

I know you want it

Marinette and Chloe:

Back, back seat of my car

Alya:

I'll let you have it

Marinette and Chloe:

Wait a minute let me take you there
Wait a minute 'til you

Alya:

ahhh, hey!

"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

A voice shouted, making all five heads turn to their left to see...THEIR ENTIRE CLASS STARING AT THEM. All of them with wide eyes, a gap mouths and just shocked. Adrien, who was still on the road, just drove the car into the parking lot, before slowly sinking into his seat. The girls do that same, Alya even covered her face as Adrien presses a button by the wheel. Making the hood of the car slowly cover them. Those five stayed there till the bell rang, and once it rang, they rushed to class. Once inside, they were greeted by eyes from ALL over the class. Even Bustier gave them a weird look.

"So...what?" Chloe asked.

"They probably wondering when we became friends?" Nino said.

"Or why Adrien has a shovel in hand." Alya said, making the blonde male look down at his hand to see that he was holding a shovel. A dirty, rusty end shovel that looked like it had seen some stuff throughout its life.

"I guess that's his new strip pole." Marinette chuckled under her breath. This made Adrien chuckle as he swings the metal device to his shoulder.

"I know right!" He said before the five ran to their seats. Once seated and all eyes were forward, their teacher clears her throat before saying:

"We have a new student! Two actually! Come in!" Bustier said. Both Adrien and Marinette gasp at the two blue-haired teens that just came walking into the room.

"Introducing Kagami and Luka! They will be joining our class for a while. Since Luka is 18 (Marinette is 16 in this story, and I read that Luka is two years older than his sister. So I am guessing she is around Marinette's age, so yea, Luka is old!) and Kagami is 17, they will be here as volunteer role model guest. If they complete their hours and help the class and keep it in shape, they will get a free scholarship to America!" Bustier explained. Luka looks over to Marinette and gives her a wink, making her blush. Adrien saw this, ignoring Kagami stares as their teacher talked.

"Oh hell naw..." Adrien muttered. Alya gasp when she realized:

"Do I smell a sequel?" Alya asked.

"ALYA NO!" Nino shouted in anger, he even banged his fist on the table. Adrien turns around and looks at Chloe.

"Chloe." Adrien said, making his blonde friend look over at him. "Quick, we must put aside our differences to stop this new upcoming evil."

"I agree, get the shovel!" Chloe said. Making Marinette look at the two blondes as if they had last her mind. She then presses her hand against her forehead before doing a light chuckle. Amused at their words while in a small way was feeling bliss beyond anyone's comprehension. She didn't know why, but she was loving this! Looking straight forward, she smiles and says:

"Eh, at least where done with the strip pole jokes."

*Wink*

Kikkie: Yes, Marinette broke the fourth wall. Will there be a sequel? I am thinking about it. I am also debating wither or not to put it on my tumb*r. I need followers people, don't judge me *Goes into the corner and cries in shame*

Marinette: Its okay Kikkie, I lost respect for you since you wrote Mates.

Kikkie: MEAN!

Adrien: Please review and have a nice day.

Kikkie: By the way, I had tone of fun writting this. I never knew I had it in me to write comedy like this. So thank you for your comments, criticism and support. Thank you!