it was late in the evening, germany was sitting alone at the table, staring at the potato that was laying on the table.

The potato had a golden color, due the sunlight on it. Germany was alone, because his older brother was dea- I mean out of the house.

Doitsu was tempted to do naughty things with it, very naughty things. He wanted to tie that potato up until it begs to let back down, but then again, potatoes can't talk.

Instead he picked up the potato and walked over to the sink, washing the potato first. Once it has been washed and dried, Germany carved a tunneltunnel in it, making sure it doesn't go through the other side.

Nervously, he brought the potato to his bedroom, placing it gently on his bed.

"you've asked for this."

Germany spoke as he was taking off his shirt, even though he lied to himself because potatos cannot talk.

Once he was completely naked, he sat down on his bed, looking at the potato with a hole in it.

"so.. do you start or I..?"

Germany asked nervously, staring at the potato. No response came, he assumed that the potato was nervous and too shy to respond, even though its a lie because potatoes don't have emotions.

He was about to do something with the potato, until his gay, albino brother bursted through the door, breaking the door as well.

"STOP IT, YOU CANNOT FUCK THE POTATO WITHOUT IT'S CONSENT!!"

Prussia screamed as he was furiously pointing at the potato.

"oh shit."

whispered Germany underneath his breath.

The end.