Oh, wow, that actually got your attention? Huh, I didn't think that would work.

Hello all citizens, and everyone else that lives here! Welcome to the first crossover between Kirby and Danny Phantom. At least, according to this site. So, yup. Looks like I got a major case of the plot bunnies. I have a few ideas on where this story will be going, so I hope you stick around!

Well, Kirby, is there anything you'd like to add?

"Poyuu!"

...Words to live by.

Disclaimer: Kirby belongs to Nintendo and Hal, while the anime belongs to 4KidsTV and WarpStar inc. Danny Phantom was created by Butch Hartmann and belongs to Nickelodeon.

Chapter 1: A new visitor

Welcome to Dreamland, a kingdom famous for peace and quiet. It's the perfect little land... if you like that sort of thing.

One day, in an open clearing next to Whispy Woods, a glowing green swirl appeared out of thin air, completely unnoticed by anyone who lived in the nearby village. These swirls where actually gateways to another dimension. They could appear anywhere, anywhen, and sometimes only lasted for a few moments before it closed. And it is here where our story begins...

Danny rocketed out of the portal, landing on the ...grass(?) quite painfully. His eyes went wide with realization. He just went through a natural portal! "Uh oh." This was bad. He flew back toward the opening to again meet with his attacker and, more importantly, to not be trapped wherever the heck he was. He almost made it to the portal when...

shwoop.

Great. Danny landed on the ground behind where the portal used to be in a crouching position. This just went from bad to worse. He was warned about natural portals; how unpredictable they are, and now, he was stuck on the other side of one. He was sure to get chewed out by the time he got back. Ah, well. Clockwork would probably bail him out if he was about to mess up the timeline.

...yyyep.

...any minute now...

Hmm. Ok, so, apparently Clockwork isn't worried about the situation. So, maybe he should figure out exactly where and when he was, if possible. Danny flew upwards to get a good view of the surrounding area.

Oh... wow. He definitely wasn't in Kansas anymore. The first thing that assaulted his vision was the color. It was like some sort of cartoon! Pleasant greens from the puffy, cloud-like trees and rolling hills, and the bright, blue sky. Not to mention all sorts of colors from a small village and a nearby castle on a mountain. Was that even a castle? It looked like some sort of funhouse.

"Man, Sam would hate it here."

And so, Danny figured he was most likely in another dimension. "Ugh. This happens way too often." He should probably go investigate while keeping himself hidden. He had no idea what these people were like or how things worked around here. The less he made himself known, the better. At least, that was his way of thinking.

Unknown to him, a figure sitting on a lawnchair at said castle was enjoying bird watching when he saw what just occurred, and it shocked him to his very core, which is quite an impressive feat, mind you.

Dedede did a spit take with the water he was having. "Escargoooon!" The anthropamorphic snail in question called out in panic "Y-yes, sire?".

"Get tha camera! Hurreh!"

"Oh!" Escargoon slithered in and out of his room as fast as he could. Joining Dedede on the balcony. "What is it?" He asked as he handed the king the camera.

"Ah was just sittin 'ere, bird watchin, when sum sorta' floatin' montah come out of a glowerin', green portal!"

Escargoon was getting really tired of this. "Oh, not again, sire. This is an unhealthy obsession!" He yelled as the king took pictures through his binoculars. "You really need a hobby!"

"What ah need," He said as he watched the developing pictures. "is a monstah to clobbah that there Kirbeh!" He picked out one of the pictures while Escargoon peeked over his shoulder. "Come on!" And the duo raced down to the throne room.

The king jumped into the throne and pressed a button on the armrest, which revealed a television hidden in the wall. The TV flickered to life and revealed the manager of Nightmare Enterprises. King Dedede's main source of monsters.

"Hey, there, Triple D. What'll it be, today?"

"Do you have a lost and found?"

The manager was taken aback "...I'm sorry?"

"There must be sum sorta' glitch in yer techno-systems. Ah was sittin' here, mindin' mah own business, when a portal popped up outta' nowhere, then this thing came flyin' out!" Dedede said as he showed the picture to the television.

"Hmm. How interesting. Give me a moment..." The man then looked down as he fiddled with a tablet.

"I sure hate being put on hold..." Escargoon mumbled.

The man on the screen fiddled some more. "Hm-hmm. Let's see, white hair... flying powers..." The tablet made a siren noise. "Well, sire, after looking through our records, we haven't found any monsters belonging to us matching that one's description. Kind of scary if I do say so, myself."

"What're you sayin'?"

"What I mean is... that monster simply isn't ours, which means it is not our responsibility. So, do with it what you will. Ta-ta!" The television flickered off and moved back into the wall.

The kingly duo stared in disbelief at where the communicator used to be, each blinking twice.

"Currect me if ah'm wrong, Escargoon..." The king started, "but ah think we just got ourselves ah monstah fuh free!" The king laughed merrily.

"It's kinda spooky how our luck changes all of a sudden."

"Ah know! It's a real spiritual development!"

"Hup!" The king hopped off the throne. "C'mon! Let's go play our cards right and introducify ah'selves to our new visitor." The duo laughed evilly as they made their way down to the king-mobile.