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eventual pairing, but it will be slowish getting there, lots of fun along the way though.

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Chapter 10 - Human Hamster

Maze POV:

A maximum-security asylum prison for the insane, I'm in a solitary confinement cell. What the fuck happened? How did this happen...? Oh yes…. Now I remember.

Third POV:

1 week earlier.

Maze walked out the forks high school front doors, hanging up her call with Katherine. It was late, and everyone had already gone home, and sport practices just ended an hour ago. But Maze was finishing up a art mural as a favor to Alice, since she was hunting with Jasper. Just as she turned the corner to head toward the parking lot to get into her truck, so she could go home to order dinner for Kat and Charlie. But when she was a few steps away a hand pressed a cloth over her face. She began to scream in surprise but within seconds she blacked out from the cordiform. Edward lifted her bridal style in his arms and set her in the passenger seat of his Volvo. After he strapped her in, he got into the driver's side and drove.

Maze POV:

In the car 5 hours later.

Why do I feel a pounding in my head? My head rolls to the side and hits a window. I blink the sleep from my eyes and my blurred vision begins to clear. Outside the scenery is moving. So, I'm in a car. Put looking down at my hands I can see they're zip tied together. So, I'm not driving, unless I got kidnapped by a smart car again. but then I remember that those haven't been invented yet and I'm in a book world about vampires. So, my only other conclusion is that I'm being kidnapped. Rolling my head to the opposite side to see who the future dead man is, I see its no other than Edward fuckface Cullen.

I try to move my leg that has fallen asleep but take notice right away that they are also bound with zip ties. Motherfucker!

"Hello my sweet Bella." Edward cooed.

"Fuck you! You, crazy shit! Let me out of this fucking car!" Maze yelled at him

He ignored her outburst and continued "Bella, my love. We're going away from those bad people who brain washed you and stopped me from finding you."

"for the millionth time, my name is not Bella Swan! My name is Maisie Harrison, you fucking sparkly dildo. What Bella found sexy about you I will never know. Personally, I think she should have had her head examined. Carlisle must have really been lonely to decide it was a good idea to make your prepubescent ass immortal."

"I am not a child." He growled under his breath, thinking I couldn't hear him. he was sadly mistaken.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean child. I meant spoiled brat pussy-pire." I correct then can't help but add, "Did no one ever tell you no in your lifetime? Or have you always needed therapy?"

"Don't worry Bella after the change we'll be together forever, and you'll be in your right mind again" Edward said pulling me out of car, looking around I realized I wasn't in Kansas anymore folks. In fact, we were parked on a tarmac with an awaiting jet nearby. I wonder where he's kidnapping me to…

into the airport parking lot. He leaned over and undid the wrist and ankle restraints. But before I could dart away he zoomed in front of me blocking my path.

He roughly grabbed ahold of my wrists and lean in to quietly threaten, "If you scream or make a scene, I'll break your legs then turn you."

I jerked back to glare at him and spat out, "fuck you, asshole." then spit in his face. He just smiled before feeling the prick of a needle and getting my slowly numbing self dragged along with him toward the awaiting plane.

The plane was laid over in Romania, so we weren't going to make it to the Voltari as quickly as Edward would like. But Romania is good, hopefully I can get arrested here and put some distance between me and eddy boy, before I get turned into a freaking cold one. I do not want to be a fucking cold one. Don't get me wrong, I love Fairy, Jazz, Yoda and Southern Comfort. But that's just a waste of the dream world experience, no I want to epic poem this bitch.

Third POV:

Present time.

Katherine and Jasper walked down the corridor of high security asylum cells until that entered the solitary confinement chamber room. The guard who escorted them in had them sign a wavier before entering then pressed the button to open the industrial doors into the corridor. Jasper and Katherine stepped over the threshold and into the incarceration lockup.

Maze sat in a metal chair with her back to them. she heard the ward unlock and two people walk in. she got up from her seat and turned to her two guests. She wore an unfeeling blank expression, until the guards left the room. Leaving her alone with the two vampires outside her cell.

"Oi! What the fuck took you so long? I mean have to be anywhere and its not like your late or anything." Maze looks at her non-excitant wristwatch before continuing, "I don't know how late. Has it been fucking days, weeks, months, years. I don't fucking know, I'm stuck in a fucking hamster cage and in goddamned fucking white prison jumpsuit the crazy people wear and in fucking chains. I got dry cheerios. Cheerios. Plain cheerios! Not even the honey nut kind of cheerios Kat! Can you even hear me?" she bangs on the cell wall that separates herself from Jasper and Katherine.

"Is this box sound proof?! What is this thing? I don't even know what am I in!? seriously all this hamster cage is missing is the numerous newspapers shredded all over the floor…" Maze rambles off momentarily forgetting she was in the middle of a rant, "I don't know what this is! I don't even know how old I am! WHAT THE FUCK!" Maze yells the last sentence, finishing her rant to the two vampires standing outside of the clear plastic human size hamster cage.

Katherine just purses her lips for a moment before opening her mouth and then closing it.

"I'll go compel the guards to release her and go collect her stuff. Jasper you can deal with little miss psycho." Katherine says, spinning on her heel and walking back down the corridor from whence the two originally emerged.

Jasper's amused smirk turns into muffled laughter.

Maze bangs on the glass of the cell "Stop laughing Jasper this is not funny!" in response Jasper whips out his phone and snaps a picture of her situation.

"Did you just fucking take a picture!?" Maze slaps the viewing window/really-its-a-wall-of-her-cell. He ignores her and continues to text.

"Jasper."

Ignored.

"Hey! Sparkly space cowboy."

Ignored. And grinning at his phone as it buzzes at the text alerts.

"Oi! Jasper!"

He finished typing on his phone, but instead is reading the replies.

"I swear if you sent that to Peter and I find it on the internet! I'm coming after you with some hairspray and a lighter!"