A Strong Love that's Alive in Secret
a Family Guy fanfic based on Villains' Bad Girl's universe
by DecaTilde
Author's Note: Hello, and welcome to another rewrite of Villains' Bad Girl's fanfic "Goodbye, Brian My Love". This one is an AU fanfic that combines elements from "The Secret Life of Brian".
Chapter 1 - Time with Brian, Sort of
Barbara sighed as she watched the puppies run through the kitchen. They were growing up so fast. They were only six months old, but they were already acting like 10 year old human children. She gasped as the puppies tossed a ball around the house.
"Kids, if you're going to do that, take it outside!" she said.
"Okay, Mom", Ollie said as he, Marcus, Briana and Jenny went out to the backyard.
"Mom, where's Dad and Stewie?" Briana asked.
"Somewhere", Barbara answered. "You go play, I'll go get them."
She got up and walked up to Stewie's room. The two of them had been spending a lot of time together, doing a lot of time travel and whatnot. Barbara opened the door and covered her eyes as Stewie's time machine gave a flash of light. Brian and Stewie walked out carrying a load of guns.
"Guys, what the hell have you been doing?" Barbara asked. "What is all this?"
"You wouldn't believe what we just went through", Brian said. "Stewie here thought it was a good idea to give native Americans guns. So what are you going to do with all those guns?"
"I don't know". Stewie answered. "Sell them to some *-up kid?"
"Stewie!" Barbara gasped.
"So", he started. "You guys hungry? I could go for some lunch."
"Yeah, I guess so", she sighed rolling her eyes.
"Didn't you just eat like two hours ago?" Brian asked.
"Yeah, but I could use something to snack on."
The three of them went downstairs into the kitchen where the puppies were running around, tracking mud all over the floor. Marcus and Ollie tossed their ball back and forth across the room.
"Kids, what did I say?" Barbara said.
"Okay, okay, we're going", Marcus said as he and Ollie went outside.
"Hey, Dad", Briana said taking a seat next to Brian.
"Hey, kiddo", Brian smiled.
"Dad, I was wondering, if you're not too busy, that we could maybe go shopping later?"
He looked at Briana surprised and looked at Barbara who was fixing Stewie lunch. He hadn't spent that much time with the girls in weeks. They were going through that stage where they wanted their own privacy.
"Why don't you ask your mom?" he mumbled nervously.
"Honey, don't you think you should spend some quality time with your daughter?" Barbara said. "At least she's willing to."
"Yeah", he said. "Okay. After lunch we'll go out."
"Thanks, Dad!" Briana said as she hugged him.
Barbara fixed them all lunch. They sat down and watched as Barbara sniffed at her ham sandwich. She loved those kind of sandwiches, but for some reason, she looked unsatisfied. She got up and got some cheese, mayonnaise and mustard to put on her sandwich.
"Mustard?" Brian said. "Mayonnaise? I thought you hated that stuff?"
"I do", she said. "I'm just real hungry."
Brian just shook his head thinking how weird Barbara was acting today.
"Okay, I'm done!" Briana said. "Come on, Dad. Let's go!"
She pulled Brian's hand and pulled him out the door. Barbara smiled and took a seat next to Stewie.
"Well, you're eating an awful lot lately", he said.
"Yeah, so?"
"Are you sure it's all just for you?" he asked.
"What?" she asked.
Stewie giggled knowing what was going on with Barbara.
Later that day, a few hours after lunch, and right after coming home from shopping, Brian was in the living room watching TV when he noticed Stewie coming down the stairs.
"Hey, where are you going?" Brian asked.
Stewie answered, "I'm going to the hardware store to pick up a few things. There's something I have to do tonight."
"You need me to take you there?" Brian asked.
"No, thank you," Stewie answered. "I can go there myself."
"How?"
"With this," Stewie replied, revealing a teleportation watch he built. "I can get there instantly using this teleporter watch."
"Oh," Brian simply said. "Well, be careful."
After Brian had finished, Stewie activated the watch and disappeared in a flash.
He then noticed that Barbara was also coming down the stairs.
"And where are you off to, honey?" Brian asked her.
Barbara answered, "I'm just going to pick up a few more things from the grocery."
"Again?" Brian replied, confused.
Barbara nodded.
"Well, okay, if you say so," Brian shrugged.
As soon as Barbara went out the door, Brian's cell phone suddenly started vibrating. Brian picked it up and was surprised to see who was calling.
"Dylan?"
Brian tapped the answer button and pressed the phone to his ear.
"Hey, Dylan," Brian began. "What's up?"
"Hey, Dad," Dylan replied on the other line, rather sounding depressed. "It's been a while since we saw each other. I'm afraid I have some depressing news."
Some time later, Brian quickly rushed upstairs to Stewie's bedroom. As soon as he entered, he quickly eyed Stewie's crib.
"Okay," he whispered, paw under chin. "If I remember correctly..."
Brian then pressed a button on the wall near the crib, and a small door opened revealing a key pad. He was just about to press a key when...
"What are you doing, Daddy?" Briana asked as she and the rest of the litter came into the bedroom.
Brian nervously giggled. "Oh, hey, kids," Brian grinned nervously. "I was just, uh... adjusting the crib sheets."
"What's with the keypad?" Ollie noticed.
Brian sighed. "All right, you kids caught me. I'm about to do something that not even Stewie or your mother should know about. So you must promise me not to tell anyone. Understand?"
"Okay, we won't tell anyone," Briana replied.
"What is it?" Jenny added.
"Very well," Brian nodded.
With that, he whispered something into the puppies ears.