(We fly the Quadrant searching for Team Rocket. We find their balloon below with a bag inside the basket. We land the ship and rush over to the balloon, only to fall into a hand-dug pit trap)

Anna: What's with this pit?

(We hear a laugh. Team Rocket appears and performs their motto)

Ash: Team Rocket!

Vanellope: Give us back the Shen Gong Wu right now!

Jessie: Oh, we'll give them back, if you give us Pikachu!

Ash: No way! Pikachu, Iron Tail!

(Pikachu uses Iron Tail and strikes the basket, scattering the Shen Gong Wu)

Me: Quick! Grab whatever Shen Gong Wu you can!

(Vanellope finds the Shard of Lightning and uses it to grab the Solar Saber before Meowth. Jessie uses the Lasso Boa-Boa to lasso the Fist of Tebigong, but Goku uses the Ruby of Ramses to lift her off the ground. James climbs a tree to reach the Orb of Tornami, but Ralph used the Thorn of Thunderbolt to blast him down. Anna, Elsa, Vanellope and Team Rocket all grab the Two-Ton Tunic in unison, causing it to glow)

Elsa: Team Rocket, we challenge you to a 3-on-3 Cosmic Clash Xiaolin Showdown! Our Serpent's Tail, Reversing Mirror and Jet Bootsu against your Eye of Dashi, Fist of Tebigong and Tangle Web Comb!

James: And the game shall be a triathlon-style relay race through the forest, comprised of wall-climbing, horseback riding and running through the forest. First one out wins!

Vanellope: Fine by me.

All competitors: Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!

(The forest transforms into a triathlon track. Anna and Meowth are at the foot of the rock wall as they gain flags around their waist for their relay race.)

Anna and Meowth: Gong Yi Tan Pai!

Megamind: Crossover Edition

Chapter 3: The Nightowl's Origin, Part 1

(Metro City Plaza, a few hours ago…)

With Metro Man dead, Megamind and the Regime took over Metro City within hours. A small group of rebel fighters are fighting off the Regime, with Damon Gant leading his allies, but even their combined firepower wasn't enough.

"Come on! Fight back!" The Troop Commander cried as they returned fire.

Nikolai simply smirked. "There is no reason to resist. Your savior is no more." He uses the lightning from his Tesla Blitz to zap three troopers, killing them instantly. They screamed as they fell dead. One of the fallen rebels' weapons came to the hands of a teenager in a black hoodie, who was reaching for it, then finally reaches it.

"We can sense your terror, child. All of that anxiety and doubt…" Zeus spoke. The teenager aimed the weapon at the villains. "It's wonderful." He zaps the ground by the teen's feet, making him drop his weapon.

"Give in to your fear. Flee, screaming, and we'll let you live." Damon Gant told the teen. He and the other villains laugh as the teen looks with worry and runs away.

(Metro City Hall, Present)

Red walked over to the cops, but they did not notice him.

"Coleen, call in that 354 with the carjacker inbound at an abandoned shipping warehouse; he was the one who supplied Megamind the death ray." An officer reported

"10-4, the suspect is to be the leader of the Brains Gang, proceed with caution."

A few kilometers away, Megamind and Minion were walking down the street as their conversation overlapped.

"You did it, sir!" Minion cheered.

"I did it! Yeah, me, me! Yes, I did it!"

"Us! We both did it!"

"Not us! I!"

"You, a little more than me but still, come on!"

"A lot more than you."

"When they're giving out the awards, I'm gonna be right there next to you."

"What awards? What awards, for what? Hit it!"

Minion presses the "Play" button on the boom box and AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" starts playing

"I LOVE THIS SONG!" Angry Bird Chuck smiled when he heard the music.

The Resistance members hear a smoke grenade go off. They turn to them and see Megamind and Minion making a flashy entrance

"Oh brother..." Sly and Frank West groaned.

"Drop 'em!" Megamind demands.

The police dropped their weapons, and the Resistance lowered their weapons and sheathed them as Megamind goes up the steps, and signals Minion to turn off the music, but it reverts to We Are Number One (Lazytown), Minion tries his best to turn it off.

"Seriously?" Red deadpanned.

Minion finally turns it off and Megamind takes a microphone from a brain bot.

"First off, what a turnout. How wild is this?" Megamind laughs evilly. "All I did was eliminate the most powerful man in the universe, are there any questions? Go on." Roxanne raises her hand. "Yes! You in the back."

"I'm sure we'd all like to know what you plan to do with us and this city." Roxanne requested.

"Good, I'm glad you asked that. Imagine the most horrible, terrifying, evil thing you can possibly think of, and multiply it... by six!" Megamind replied as he looks at the Resistance. "And as for you, Resistance chumps, I hereby remove you all from the city. And as long as you don't rant to me, I, in return, will not banish you." The Resistance responds with ranting outbursts.

"What?!" Sly shouts.

"Shut up!" Jack glared.

"Are you crazy?!" Chuck Greene yelled.

"You can't force an officer underground!" Judy interjected.

"Sheesh, and I thought LOVE was bad enough." Sans groans.

"That's so stupid!" Patroklos laughs.

"I object to this!" Phoenix objects.

"I hope you're happy, Megamind!" Jago glares.

"How can this be?!" Ezio Auditore da Firenze gasps.

"NO!" Kratos roars.

Megamind snaps, jumps, and points at the Resistance's main heroes. "You're out of the city, you freaks!" He commands.

The sidekicks rant the same too, except overlapping blabbering.

"Nobody puts Carmelita Montoya Fox underground and gets away with it!"

"We hate you Megamind!"

"Yeah!"

"You've gone too far, Megamind!"

"You're gonna flocking pay!"

"You're going down, Megamind!"

"That's right, I, the Great Papyrus, will stop you and Minion, I will then capture you two, you "two will be delivered to Asgore, then, THEN... I'm not sure what's next..."

"Lame!"

"But we didn't do anything to you!"

"You can't put us away!"

"This is freakin' nonsense!"

"Your deeds will be done against you, Megamind! You can count on that!"

"Like Zeus, you're the worst villain I've ever met!"

Megamind snaps at the sidekicks as well and points at them then to the right. "You guys are out, too!"

The heroes and the sidekicks, minus Red, hugged each other in despair.

"Anyways, as I was saying… In the meantime, I want you to carry on with the dreary, normal things you normal people do. Let's just have fun with this. Come on. And I will get back to you."

He goes inside the city hall and Minion goes in with him. "Now slam the door really hard."

Minion slams the door with his foot and tries to disappear slowly. "They... They can still see you."

"Now?" Minion asked.

"Your elbow's still in." Megamind told him.

"Good." Minion said as Megamind chuckles.

Inside, the office door crackles with electricity and got blasted.

"There he is, Mr. Evil Overlord!" Minion sang as he carried Megamind inside the office.

"Oh, Minion, did you think this day would ever come?" Megamind asked.

"No way. Not at all, sir. Never. Never in a million…" Megamind looks at him deadpanned and angry. "I mean, yes, I did."

Megamind changes his mood. "Look at all the intricate mouldings."

"I'm looking, I'm looking."

He jumps on top of the mayor's desk. "And what's this? It's like one of the giant monitors in the lair. But it seems to only carry one station."

"Oh, that, sir, is called a window."

"Window?"

"All the kids are looking through them."

Megamind steps on the swivel chair and wheels over to the window. "Whoa. I've never had a view before. Metrocity, Minion, it's all mine. If my parents could see me now."

"Sir, I'm sure they're smiling down from evil heaven."

"And now that Mr. Goody Two-Shoes is out of the way, and the Resistance chumps are out of our sight, I can have everything I want, and there's no one to stop me!" Megamind said as he places his custom-made nameplate on the desk, he spins on the swivel chair. But before he can celebrate, he and Minion heard a ticking noise.

"Wait, sir, did you hear that ticking noise coming from behind the walls?" Minion asked.

"Yes, but what is it?" Megamind responded.

His answer came when the ceiling exploded, the roof came down, and revealed the Regime: Cyrille Le Paradox, Nikolai Dmitri Bulygin, Tyrone King, Dawn Bellwether, Leonard, Asriel Dreemurr, Algol, Damon Gant, Kan-Ra, Cesare Borgia, and Zeus.

"The Evil Regime. See, Minion? A little success and the bumpkin relatives come pouring out of the woodwork." He said to Minion before looking back at the Regime. "Anyways, every villain that has ever lived: Le Paradox, Nikolai, TK, Bellwether, Leonard, Asriel, Damon Gant, Kan-Ra, Cesare Borgia, and Zeus, you're all looking well."

"We came to celebrate your illustrious triumph, my friend." Le Paradox spoke.

"Really?" Megamind asked.

"Dah, nobody could top your best record today." Nikolai replied.

"Putting the kibosh on Metro City's famous superhero. Are you kidding? It was inspirational!" TK shouts with glee.

"Like a car crash on prom night." Bellwether smiled.

"Thank you, Ms. Bellwether." Megamind and Minion said in unison.

"And actually figuring out Metro Man's weakness? Subtle." Leonard said.

"I guess the city now belongs to us thirteen prized villains." Asriel spoke up.

"To us? Really? Hands up to whoever destroyed Metro Man today." Megamind said as he raised his hand up. He looks at Minion and all of the members of the Regime. "Anyone? Oh look, just me."

Algol pats his back. "Calm yourself, young villain. A chip off the old block. We came here to celebrate."

"Yeah, it's time we put the screws to this town and our dimensions." Damon Gant added.

"…And swim in the torment and blood of the innocent." Kan-Ra added, making Megamind, Minion and the rest of the Regime look at him in disgust. Kan-Ra then smiled cheekily. "Ah, just kidding."

"As we were saying… You've got the whole city in the palm of your hand. Why not play with it a little?" Cesare Borgia asked.

"Perhaps we should relieve the city of its wealth, sir." Minion suggests.

"Like taking candy from a thief." Zeus comments.

"Well… It's not like it's a school night. It's MY town, after all. LET'S DO IT!"

The celebration started with the Regime, Megamind, and Minion stealing some paintings from the museum. Then they painted the top of city hall blue and other colors of the Regime, representing their clothes, robbed a bank and have money bag fight, like a pillow fight. Afterwards, they did more dimensional crimes back in the Regime's worlds: stealing all of the Cooper Canes, making Altambra a city of law and order, unleashing more zombies in Fortune City, turning all predators savage, stealing all of the bird eggs, claiming all of the monster souls, claiming Soul Calibur and Soul Edge for Algol, framing all of the defendants Phoenix Wright saved, releasing Gargos and darken the Earth, forcing all assassins go underground, and restoring Olympus, but in Megamind's own image.

To be continued…

(During the final leg of the showdown, Jessie and Vanellope are running through the threshold of trees. Vanellope picks up some speed.)

Jessie: Oh no you don't, little twerp! Tangle Web Comb!

(Streams of hair shoot from the comb aimed at Vanellope)

Vanellope: You're not going to win that easy! Reversing Mirror!

(Vanellope uses the mirror's power to send the strands back and tie Jessie up, making her trip. Vanellope manages to cross the finish line to end the showdown and return the forest to normal)

Anna: All right! We did it!

Ash: I knew you'd get it done!

Pikachu: Pi-Pikachu!

Meowth: I can't believe it we actually lost!

James: How embarrassing…

Jessie: We may have lost, but we're not leaving empty handed. Time to grab Pikachu!

(They leap in to nab Pikachu, but Elsa froze them in their tracks)

Me: Nice shot, Elsa.

Elsa: Thank you. Now let's give them an electrifying sendoff.

Ash: You just read my mind, Your Majesty. Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!

Pikachu: (Uses Thunderbolt)

Anna: Eye of Dashi!

Ralph: Thorn of Thunderbolt!

Goku: Ka…me… ha…me… HAAA!

(The combination attack was enough to send Team Rocket flying)

James: Talk about a shocker.

Meowth: Yeah, that was real electrifying.

Jessie: Those guys are in for a shock when I'm done with them!

Wobbuffet: (pops out) Wobbuffet!

Team Rocket: We're blasting off again! (Ting)

Vanellope: Aw yeah! We did it!

Me: We sure showed them!

Ryder (from communicator): Great news, guys! We found the Astral Amulet!

Me: Great job, Ryder! Bring it back to the Temple. We'll meet you there. (Hangs up) Let's get the Wu and head back. You readers are welcome to leave a review. Excelsior!