Bird is the word – Featuring Plushtrap from FNaF 4

Lisa: Lincoln, I have a mammogram in the morning.

Lincoln: Lisa, can I see that paper for a sec?

*Lisa passes the paper to Lincoln and he reads it immediately*

Lincoln: Huh. That's odd. I thought that would be big news.

Lisa: What would be big news?

Lincoln: Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.

Lisa: What are you talking about?

Lincoln: Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard.

Lisa: Heard what?

Plushtrap: Lincoln! Don't!-

Lincoln: "A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word.

Lisa, don't you know about the bird? Well, Lincoln's gonna tell you about the bird A- well-a bird, bird B- Bird is the word A- well-a bird... Surfin' Birds"

*Lincoln starts to shake like crazy and faints*

Lisa: Oh, my Goodness! Elder Brother. Are you all right?

Lincoln: Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow (It just continues)

*Plushtrap then points his handgun to his head but eventually, it's a toy gun*

Plushtrap: What the- oh right, it's a toy. Dang it! I'll just watch TV instead!

*Plushtrap then walks away from the table leaving Lincoln at the dining room dancing Surfin Birds*

3 Hours later…

*Lincoln is still singing Surfin Birds when…*

Lori: ARRGH! DANG IT! LINCOLN! STOP SINGING! LITERALLY! I'M GETTING ANNOYED!

*Lincoln can't stop it*

Lori: THAT'S IT!

*Lori walks up to the dining room to get Lincoln and goes at the backyard and loads Lincoln in a cannon and fires him into the air*

Lori: Much better.

MEANWHILE

*Lincoln now crash-lands on The Avengers Tower*

Lincoln: Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

(This made The Hulk mad)

*The Hulk kicks Lincoln out of The Avengers Tower*

Hulk: Puny Singer.

MEANWHILE

*Lincoln's still on air when he finally noticed he's on the air*

Lincoln: Huh, that's strange I'm fly on air- I'M ON AIR?!

*Lincoln then notices he's about to crash-land… again.*

Lincoln: MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

*Until he crashes from 50ft*

Lincoln: Ow! My leg!

THE END!