Prologue: The Fall of The Mutant Mafia

The year is 201X... A desolate wasteland filled to the brim with war. But if you look closer through the midst of chaos and agony, you see someone trying to die it down.

[Zoom in to see an evil robot battling a bunch of heroes. The heroes fight back and destroying the robots]

Heroes. Protectors of good. Fighters of evil. You know, the usual stuff. You'll find that there is a whole buttload of superheroes either big...

[Cut to a giant muscle man smashing a robot to pieces]

Small...

[Cut to a female villain looking for a hero to destroy, then looks down to see a small rabbit-like creature. She laughs until the rabbit shows sharp teeth and red eyes and roared at her and starts to attack viciously]

And occasionally unusual...

[A dark demon-like creature grabs the small rabbit and was about to obliterate the rabbit and laughed evilly. But then a bazooka was pointed at the robot]

?: Put the bunny down. [Cut to an army of mutants in black suits. A giant octopus like mutant was holding a bazooka]

That's where they come in. They are The Mutant Mafia. Now, I know what you're thinking. Isn't a Mafia a bad thing? Don't they orginize a bunch of crimes and murders and stuff? Well, yes. But a lot of things can change in the far future. Like, a Mafia orginization working for good. [Not intimidated, the Demon snarls and goes to attack the mafia]

?: [scoffs] Demons... Take him out boys. [The octopus and the rest of the mutants fire their weapons at the villains. Freezeframe]

See that hunk of calimari holding the bazooka? That's Don Octopus. My boss. Well, at least he used to. We'll get to that soon. But for now, let me tell you what our buisness is about.

[Cut to a huge skyscraper]

Here in the Mutant Mafia, we specialize in anihilating villains by means of explosives and monsterous combat. In some ways you can call us "Villain Pest Control" Because we always get called to get rid of all sorts of bad guys terrorizing citizens.

[Cut to a montage of the Mutant Mafia defeating bad guys]

We're the best in the buisness!

[Cut to the training room]

We have a whole array of strange looking creatures on our battalion who live to serve the Don. We have your tentacled monsters...

[A tentacled mutant uses his arms to tear off a training dummy]

Reptiles...

[A giant lizard like creature breathes fire on his dummy and burns it to a crisp]

Hybrids...

[A mutated bear with a chicken head is seen gnawing the head off his dummy]

And other miscellaneous abombinations...

[A few other mutants obliterate and attack their training dummies]

And then there's me.

[A rocket is fired, and blasted the entire dummy-filled area. Everyone looked at the one who fired the blast; a grey skinned, one eyed, blue haired, mutant and applauded]

Mutant #1: Way to go Cyrus!

Mutant #2: Youse knows how to lower dat boom!

Mutant #3: Haves some mud, on the house. [Cyrus takes the cup of mud and drinks it]

My name is, Cyclops. Cyrus Cyclops. As you can tell from my bulbous one eye, I am a mutant. Not just a mutant. I'm the Don's right hand man, his best man.

[Flashback to a stormy night. Don Octopus was shooting rapidly at his enemies]

It all dates back to when the Don first found me during one of his jobs...

[Don Octopus heard a faint baby cry]

Don Octopus: Huh? [A villain appeared behind him and one of his tentacles punched him. Don slithered over to a crying baby Cyrus floating near a sewage drain.]

Yeah, that's me as a baby. Cute, wasn't I? Anyway, I was abandoned when I was this young. The Don took one look at me and saw something special about me.

[Baby Cyrus grabs a hold of Don's gun]

Don Octopus: Oh, no. That's not for you to play with. Come on, give it back. [The villain Don was battling was right behind him. Just then, Cyrus fired the gun and blasted the villain's head off] Woah! You're pretty good with that thing ain't ya? [Cyrus laughed] Hmm... Let's take you home before ya catch Pneumonia or somethin'. [The Don leaves with little Cyrus]

After that, Don took me in under his slimy wing. [Cut to a montage of Cyrus growing up and training with the Don] He taught me everthing there is to know about being part of the Mafia.

[Cyrus was holding a minigun aiming at a training dummy]

Don Octopus: Now, remember Cyrus. It's all about the aim... [Cyrus points his gun at the dummy and repeatedly fires at it. Cyrus maniacally laughs]

I admit when it comes to weapons, I can get a little... unhinged... But that's how I roll. And that's how It rolled for years. I had it all, A good father figure, awesome job, a sweet supply of weapons, a huge mansion... Oops. Did i foget to mention my very own mansion? [Cut to Cyrus' mansion] Oh yeah! I have it! [Cut to Cyrus entering his mansion]

Butler: Welcome back, sir. [Offers a hot cup of mud] Mud? [Cyrus takes the mud and drinks it]

Cyrus: Thanks, Jim.

Being the Don's number 1, I have got some special benefits. And by special, I mean special! Seriously! I got my own hot tub, game room, weapons rack, you name it, I got it! [Cut to a montage of Cyrus enjoying his lifestyle] Yep, my life was perfect. Until along came one faithful incident that changed everything...

[Cut to the next day in the Don's office. The Mafia was holding a meeting]

One day, while Don was having a meeting with his one of his trusted allies. Well, at least he thought were trusted.

Don Octopus: I'd like to thank you again for coming to my place of buisness, Mr...

Professor Venomous: Professor Venomous, sir. And might I add it is a pleasure to be at your prescence. [Pours a drink] Shall I top you off?

Don Octopus: Thank you. [Drinks] Ah. Now then, let's come to the agreement of- [Coughs; Venomous grins wickedly]

Cyrus: Uh, boss? Are you feeling alright?

Don Octopus: Uh... Just fine, Cyrus... Just a little- [Coughs more violently] indigestion. [Starts to choke and falls down]

Cyrus: DON! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

Professor Venomous: [smirks] Nothing. I've just given him a nice round. [looks at the bottle] Poison? [Cyrus and the other mutants gasp. Venomous laughs]

Cyrus: [furious] YOU MONSTER! HE WAS GOOD TO YOU! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM!?

Professor Venomous: Hasn't it occurred to you all why do you keep having all of these pest problems?

Mutant #3: What does he mean by that?

Professor Venomous: Let's just you have your buisness and have mine... But of course you won't have your buisness much longer. [Venomous laughs, Don continues to choke on the ground]

Don Octopus: HUUURK! AGHHH!

Cyrus: NO! [He and the Mafia surround the Don] NO! PLEASE! DON'T GO!

Don Octopus: Cyrus... [Tears began to flow from Cyrus' one eye] Don't forget... what I taught you...

Cyrus: [starts to cry] No...

Don Octopus: It'll be... alright... Just.. [The Don stopped talking and closed his eyes as the poison killed him. Cyrus held on to the Don as the others comforted him]

Professor Venomous: Right. Enough of this sob story. [The Mafia glared at him] I'll be darned if I'm gonna let you freaks take charge of my town.

Cyrus: [starts to get angry] Your street?...

Professor Venomous: Of course. For years, I have made my buisness to be to tharting heroes and being the world's greatest villain. One by one I have been eliminating hero coroporations just like yours in order to keep everyone in this burg in line. [Cyrus stares angrily at him] Though I have to admit, you boss was a bit of a challenge. [As he walks closer to Cyrus] But frankly... I love a challenge. [Cyrus grabs a hold of his throat] ACK!

Cyrus: [Through gritted teeth] Then you're gonna love THIS! [He tosses Venomous to the far side of the office]

Professor Venomous: [Angry] Kill them!

[Suddenly, a bunch of monsters came in and the Mafia began to attack Venomous' army. Each monster and mutant was fighting against each other. One mutant uses his many tentacles to grab five of Venomous' goons. A lizard uses his fiery breath and a one eyed mutant shoots his gun at their enemies. A big buff goat-like creature pins two mutants against the wall. Then Cyrus appears behind him and bangs him on the head with a chair. As the Mafia continues to fight Venomous' army, a Humanoid Rat-like creature appears behind Venomous. He looks at her and she comes close to Cyrus as he holds off a Lion monster. The she bites him on the leg]

Cyrus: UHRGH! [He goes down and Venomous' minions pinned him down. Venomous walks towards him]

Professor Venomous: So much for the best in the business. [Laughs] Now you just stay down there, and I'll be on my way. [As he leaves, he holds out a detonator]

Lizard Mutant: He's gonna blow up the place!

[Cyrus struggled to break free and once he did, he attacked Venomous and broke through the glass window and fell down the skyscraper. The two shared punches until Venomous deployed a parachute and flew off]

Professor Venomous: Have a nice life, Cyclops! [He pushes the button and the whole skyscraper exploded, sending Cyrus flying into a building]

I woke up minutes later in a bakery, and once I got out, I was horrified to see what happened.

[Cut to later. Cyrus is seen inside a bakery, he comes out and was horrified to see the entire Mutant Mafia skyscraper was in ruins. Every mutant was gathered around the rubble where the Don was killed. Cyrus runned up to him and stared at him. The he started to cry as he held onto the Don]

After that, we lost the Don...

[Fade to Cyrus and all of the other mutants at Don Octopus' funeral]

He was a good boss, and a good friend...

[Cyrus walked to Don's casket and tears were flowing from his eye. Some of the Mafia came to comfort him]

And as if that wasn't bad enough! With our headquaters destroyed and without a Don, the Mafia was forced to end their buisness. All of us went our parted ways...

[The mutants that were in the Mafia left the rubble of the building, saying goodbye to each other. Cyrus went home to his mansion, depressed over the loss of the Don]

Jim: Would you like a cup of mud, sir?

Cyrus: Not now, Jim...

[Cut to Cyrus walking down the hallway]

My life was never the same after that. I'll never forget what Venomous did... I had a great, distinguished career, and he ruined it all for practically no reason!

[Cut to Cyrus in his hot tub with no bubbles, then in his room laying down on the bed, and then lastly in the living room watching tv]

My life has lost all of his mistique. With the Mafia gone, there was no more bad guys for us to blast, no more friends shoot the breeze with, no more weapon handling... [Cyrus sighs] For almost a year I secluded myself in this mansion. But don't worry folks, becuase this is where things start to perk up. One day, after hours of channel searching. I saw one shining, high-definition light of hope.

[Cyrus was clicking channels on his TV until he saw a certain commercial with a blue alien holding a crate of dynamite and a girl holding a bag]

Alien: Do you keep losing power battles and exploding?

Girl: Then come on down to... [Then a huge shirtless man wearing a purple necktie appeared]

Man: Lakewood Plaza Turbo! [Cyrus was intrigued by the commercial]

Cyrus: Lakewood Plaza Turbo?...

Man: Been spending more time on your power count, than in power battles? Ready to toughen up? We got the solution for you! Come down to the Fitness Dojo! And get a workout from our resident former battle world champion: Carol! [Carol is seen lifting the entire dojo]

Cyrus: Wow...

Man: When you're done working up a sweat, work up an appetite! [Cut to a few people near a food truck] Grab a bite at on of our many convenient food trucks!

Cyrus: Mmm.

Man: Check out all our other amazing stores. [A bunch of names fly by] Not enough for ya? We also have a frame store! [Cut to the frame store that was being run by a skeleton and a bear] Finally. Check out Gar's Bodega! We got a friendly helpful staff that will help you find anything you need! Turkey!

Girl: Meat on a Bone...

Alien: Dynamite! [Cyrus was amazed at what he saw in that commercial]

Man: [offscreen] And we're always looking for new employees. LAKEWOOD PLAZA TURBO! [A map on how to get there is shown]

Announcer: Located at Route 175 halfway between Neo Riot City and Battleburg 3K.

[Cyrus turns off the TV and thought to himself and then he get an idea. Soon enough, Cyrus got in his car and drove off to Lakewood Plaza Turbo. By the time he got there, he was amazed at what he saw. All kinds of heroes were there and everything else he saw in the commercial. He parked his car then he got out and walked towards Gar's Bodega and entered inside]

Cyrus: Wow. [He walked around and he then saw the girl from the commercial]

Girl: [Emotionless] Hi. Welcome to Gar's Bodega. How can I help you?

Cyrus: Uh, actually I'm here for the job. Where can I find your boss?

Girl: Hm. Not sure, he's usually out on top secret missions or something.

Cyrus: Well, is he?

Girl: Dunno.

Cyrus: [sighs] Just tell me where is his office? [The girl points to the man's office. Cyrus walks over but stops when he sees the blue alien slacking off from his work playing with two soda cans] Uh, aren't you supposed to be working?

Alien: I don't tell you how to do your job! [Cyrus glares at him. Cut to the muscle man's office, Cyrus knocks on the door]

Man: [offscreen] Come in! [Cyrus comes in and looks at the shirtless man]

Cyrus: [Clears throat] I'm here to apply for a job. [Cyrus hands the man his resume and he looks at it]

Man: Hmm... It says here you're an expert weapon handler.

Cyrus: Well, I don't like to toot my own horn but I mastered in explosives.

Man: Hm. Interesting... Weaknesses. [Cyrus eye widened]

Cyrus: My weaknesses?

Man: Yes. What is it? [Cyrus sighs]

Cyrus: Well, you see. I had bad past. You see, my boss died and me and a lot of other mutants lost their job. All because of some stupid professor who wanted us all dead! He blew up the entire headquarters!

Man: I asked for your weakness, not your whole life story.

Cyrus: You know you're a lot less cheerful then you were in the commercial.

[An alarm blares]

Man: Another one?

Cyrus: Another what? [The man grabs Cyrus and takes him outside]

[Outside the bodega, a box fell from the sky. And out came an evil robot with one eye like Cyrus and jar on his head holding a brain]

Darrell: I am Darrell! And I'm gonna destroy everything! [Blasts his lasers everywhere and maniacally laughing]

Man: Well, here's your chance to prove yourself.

Cyrus: Heh. This ain't my first time whoppin' a baddie. [Cracks knuckles] I got this. [Darrell continues to destroy the plaza. Then Cyrus appeared behind him and tapped his shoulder] Hello.

Darrell: Heh. What do you want kid? [Cyrus grabs his neck] AGH!

[Cyrus then throws Darrell into the sign. The he runs up to him and upppercuts him into the air. Then, Cyrus pulls out a rocket launcher and launches a rocket at Darrell, resulting in a huge explosion. Everyone in the plaza saw the explosion in awe. Cyrus blows the steam off his launcher]

Man: Impressive.

Cyrus: Yeah, everything I learned was from the Don. [Sadly sighs] He was a good man... If only I'd done something... [The man puts his hand on Cyrus' shoulder]

Man: Kid. Sometimes the things in our past that help us with our future. [Cyrus smile] You're gonna make a great employee.

Cyrus: [gasps] Really? Oh! Thank you! It'll be an honor working in your Bodega Mr...

Mr. Gar: Gar. [Walks back into the bodega. Cyrus continued to smile as he thought to himself]

After that, my life took a new turn. What can I say? This place is a bit crazy. But that's how I roll. And this is how things are going to roll for me from now on...