Happy Valentine's Day from bearhow!
so this of course isn't my best work, but just a little funny drabble to hopefully get you guys laughing and maybe "awe" at the fluffy.
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On with the show.
"Where would Argent sit?" Beast Boy And Raven were positioned over a piece of paper with a list of names and a few drawings of circles.
She bit the tip of her index finger in thought. "Hmmm what about Hot Spot? I can kinda see something going on between those two." She responded then proceeded to write their names right next to each other on the paper around the circles.
Robin, who had placed himself on the couch opposite them, lifted his head from the sanctuary of his hands. "What are you two talking about?" His tone was of curious annoyance.
The two new love birds began giggling and playfully shoving each other. "Do you wanna tell him or should I?" He asked.
"No, no you go ahead."
"Well how about we do it together?"
"Okay. Three. Two-"
"We're getting married!"
With all that had been going on today, Robin was fresh out of surprise so he only managed to mutter a single, and exhausted, "Huh?"
"Well I figured since we have known each other for coming on six years now, which is the longest I've ever known a woman, we're great friends, and I'm crazy in love with her, I thought. Why not!?"
Raven crooned as her hands began to stroke the sides of his face. "Isn't he just the sweetest thing." After a long kiss, she removed herself from his side and sat beside the Boy Wonder and took his hand. "Robin. You've been like a brother to me all these years. You saved me from hell, you taught me to believe in myself and have hope again. So, Robin, would you do me the honor of giving me away at my wedding?"
Looking into her large amethyst eyes, and seeing how serious she was, he said. "Sure . . . . why not." Dear god I hope they snap outta this soon.
She wrapped her arms around his neck. "Oh thank you Robin, you've made me so happy!"
The hiss of the common room doors quickly got everyone's attention. Cyborg, with Gnark in a headlock, stumbled towards the living area, while Jinx was running after them, Kole struggling to keep her back as hard as she could.
"Dude what's going on with those two?" Beast Boy asked.
"Apparently the same thing that happened to you and Rae." Cyborg groaned, but they only glanced at each other Not having a clue as to what he was talking about.
"Gnark!" His incredible arms swung frantically for Jinx.
"Kole! Let go!" She shouted. "I know you might not approve of us, but just give our love a chance!"
A confused Kole held firm, "But what about Kid Flash?"
Jinx scoffed, "He's sweet sure, but I need a real man in my life." Unsure of what more they could do, Kole and Cyborg released them who ran into each other's arms.
"Huh now that's just weird." Said Raven as she placed herself on Beast Boy's lap.
Kole looked at them like they were adult sized crabs. "Yeah . . . Their the weird ones."
"Cyborg has anyone else fallen under this weird 'love thing'?" Robin asked ignoring the "couples" in the room.
Black mist suddenly began to form in the room before forming four different figures standing in the center of the common room.
"Does this answer your question?" The English demon asked.
"My goodness Drake," Starfire cooed with her hands rubbing up and down his arm, "you could stand with the fiercest of warriors from the four moons of my home planet." Robin's jaw hit the ground when he caught sight of his girlfriend essentially molesting the, albeit uncomfortable, Dragon Knight.
"Robin for the record, this isn't what it looks like." He tried to explain.
"Robin who?" Starfire sighed her lashes fluttering so fast she could blow out a candle.
"Consider yourself lucky." Landon groaned.
"Oh Landie Poo! Have I ever told you how much I love boats!" Kitten was climbing and clawing at the demon king like he was a scratching post.
"As much as I found you sudden affection flattering darling, I'm very much uninterested." He said backing away from her.
Her flirtatious behavior suddenly began violent. Scary violent. "What? Are you saying I'm not good enough for you? After all we've been through?!"
"It's only been five minutes and I at least try to get a name by then."
"It's Kitten!" She shrieked.
"Do you have a name that isn't used by hookers?"
Figurative steam billowed from her ears. "Landie POO!" She leapt at the demon king this time literally clawing and hacking away at him.
"Oh my god!" Raven suddenly gasped.
"You know what's going on?" Robin asked, in a pleading tone.
"Well can't you tell? It's so obvious. Starfire, Gnark, Kitten, Jinx, they're all under a spell!"
Nothing was louder then the smacking of the collective facepalm from those who weren't under any spell.
"Actually I have a more helpful solution." Drake said attempting to pull the Tameranean princess off of him. "Oh, uh, high Kole."
She blushed a little but Robin stood between them. "Focus. What's going on?"
Drake ripped a screaming Kitten off of Landon to show Robin her forehead. Specifically a marking, however faint, branded into her skin that looked like an arrow loaded into a bow. "This is an angelic symbol for union used only by a cherub. Or Cupid."
"Oh!" Kole exclaimed. "Kid Flash was saying something about a kid that was shooting arrows!"
"Bingo! That's our chaos maker." Once again the two blush when they met each other's gaze.
Robin ignored their staring and went for his communicator. "Wally it's Robin."
"Hey Rob!" On the screen from his communicator, Robin could see that Kid Flash was in mid run. "Sorry I can talk, I'm being attacked by a kid-"
"-shooting arrows?"
Kid Flash hid inside an alley way. "Yeah how did you know?"
"It's Cupid. You've gotta get that kid here to the tower so we can fix this!" He showed the communicator around at the various couples.
"JINX! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Jinx ignored her boyfriends cries and continued kissing all over the various layers of caveman muscle. "ARGH! I'M COMING NOW!"
They didn't have to wait long before the speedster had zipped into the tower, the chubby kid with the bow right behind him.
"I said HOLD STILL!" The interdimensional doppelgänger glanced around the common room, at all the couples in "love". "YAY! Everyone is in love. Just like my hero ROBIN!"
"Larry." Larry stopped his celebration when his hero growled his name. Arms folded and foot tapping in irritation. "So you did all this?"
He began flying around him giddily. "Of course! It's Valentine's Day and everyone should be in love just like you and Starfi-" his masked eyes suddenly saw the alien princess shoulder pressing someone who wasn't Robin. "Hey!"
"Larry!" Robin grabbed him by his cape and began shaking him, "You can't just force people together. Now Starfire is in love with someone else!"
Larry suddenly shrunk in sadness. "Oops. I'm sorry Robin I just wanted everyone to be in love."
"They ain't nothing wrong with that bud, but you have to let it happen naturally." Cyborg said.
"Can you reverse this?" Kole asked.
Larry looked from her to the golden bow in his hands. "Uh . . . I um, borrowed this-"
"-give it to me!" Landon snatched the bow from Larry's hand all the while continuing to fight Kitten off. Black ethereal energy began to consume the bow, tarnishing and warping the metal until it was black sludge that was dripping onto the ground in a disgusting black puddle. "Angel and Demon energy don't mesh well." The final remnants of the bow dripped onto the floor and with it the magic that it had expelled.
Starfire dropped Drake onto the ground. "Oh my head . . . what has happened?"
"Gnark? Are you okay?" Kole sauntered the Jinx and the caveman who were shaking off the last of the angelic magic.
"EW!" Came a gravelly shriek.
"DUDE WHY ARE YOU ON MY LAP!?"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?"
"I WAS JUST DOING WHAT YOU WERE DOING?"
"WHAT WAS I DOING?"
"I DUNNO! BUT IT WAS BEING DONE TO MY FACE!"
"ARGH! BEAST BOY!"
The common room finally imploded.
Drake made sure to put a few blocks onto the four corners of the blanket to keep the air from blowing it away. Even if they were going to be laying on it, he didn't want the flaps to be hitting him or his companions in the face. With the basket set up, and all the various items like the fruit and cider strewn about the blanket he was ready for the lady of the hour.
"Wow, this is . . . uh." Kole had stepped onto the roof of the tower, looking over the set up almost warily.
"Is that a good 'uh'?" Drake asked, genuinely worried about what her reaction would be.
She smiled, showing off her teeth. "A good 'uh'. I didn't peg you as the kind of guy to do something like this."
He shrugged, "Well. Just trying something different I guess." She removed her boots and they both took a seat on the blanket. A soft but chilling breeze blew through the air causing her shiver slightly. He, of course, pounced on this opportunity to remove his coat and placed it around her shoulders. The warmth from his jacket was instant, and she let out a small moan of content, but also began breathing in his natural, alluring musk. "How did things go with Gnark and Jinx?" He asked as he took a seat across from her.
She began to plop a few grapes into her mouth. "Their okay I guess. It was weird for both of them. Especially Gnark. He's never really had attention from a woman like that before."
"What about Wally?"
She shrugged. "Like I said, weird for everyone." She suddenly got a devilish smirk on her face. "What about you and Starfire?"
Picking up on her teasing tone he decided to play along. "It never woulda worked out. I'm not really into woman being stronger than me."
Her teasing smirk grew. "Oh I see. Well considering my crystal shape is stronger than anything on earth I guess that rules me out." She grabbed her boots and stood up. "Thank you for the fruit." And she headed for the door, still in his coat.
Realizing he had lost this game he scrambled to his feet and ran after her. "Okay, Okay! Uncle. I'm sorry." She had made it to the door, but he placed his hand onto the metal frame to keep her from opening it. "Okay, you win."
She turned around, still smirking. "Oh? And what do I win?"
He moved closer, pinching his face in thought. "How about an evening with a handsome young warrior under the starlight."
She pouted playfully. "Oh really. But I'd rather spend time with you."
He rolled his eyes and grabbed her free hand to lead her back to the blanket. "Look you already won, do you have to rub it In."
She giggled placing her head on his shoulder. "Just as long as you know who the winner is."
He smiled as the both sprawled out on top of the blanket. "You. Always you." He wrapped his arm around her and the two stared up onto the night sky, without another word.
If anyone would have asked Beast Boy how the game on his handheld was going, there was no way we would have been able to answer acutely, because he wasn't focused on the device in his hands at all. He knew it wasn't real, that it was all a spell or something, but he could not get the taste of her lips, tongue and mouth out of his own. Once again his wonderfully enhance senses going to work to make sure he never forgot. Her smell still lingered in his skin and uniform making it damn near impossible from him to forget the torrent passion he had experienced just an hour before.
He gave up on the game and tossed it aside, wondering if he would ever see his violet haired teammate again, or if her rage about what had happened between the would damage their relationship forev-
Knock, knock, knock.
"Beast Boy, it's me. Can we talk?"
That was quick.
He got to his feet, for some reason checked his reflection, and opened to door for the empath. "Hey, uh . . what's up?" The normally confident young woman was staring at the ground with a DVD in pinched between her fingers,
"I just wanted to say . . . I'm sorry." She said to the ground.
He waved her off. "It's okay. It was the spell that made us-"
"No, not that. Although I am sorry for the nasty things I said afterwards." She took a couple of deep breaths before meeting his stare, then brought the DVD up to eye level. "I'm sorry I recorded over your show, but only because I was recording something that I thought . . ." She bit her lip attempting to think of the right words, but ended up blurting out the first thing that came to mind. "I wanted to record something I thought we could both watch."
His eyes got a bit wider as his mouth hung open. "W-With . . . Me?"
She shrugged, her eyes finding the floor again. "S-Sure. You like horror right? It's the latest adaptation of IT."
His eyes widened again, this time with sheer joy. "Dude I've been wanting to see that! But didn't think you wanted to so I recorded the animal bloopers instead so we could watch something and I could hear you laugh hopefully." It took him a while of them staring at each other in disbelief before he realized that he had said all of that out loud. "I . . Mean . . . Uh . ."
She suddenly let out a small smile and a chuckle. "I'll see you in the common room. Get popcorn." She made her way down the hall with him slightly dumbfounded, but now extremely excited.
"How did you get us in such a place Robin?" Starfire asked as she looked around the empty theatre.
The Boy Wonder shrugged and plopped his feet up on the chair in front of him. "I've got friends in high places."
"I see. You are referring to your former mentor?"
He chuckled, "not quite."
"Shhhh it's starting." Larry scolded from the seat beside them.
The lights in the theatre dimmed. "What is? I don't remember seeing anything we just appeared here." She asked confused.
"Only the greatest movie ever! And it's all about my hero ROBIN!"
"SHHHHH!" Robin scolded.
"Oops sorry." Larry stuffed his mouth with popcorn as the title of the movie showed on screen,
TEEN TITANS. TROUBLE IN TOKYO.