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Chapter 1: I Never

Mirajane went down the stairs to the depot at the back of the guild for more beverage bottles to supply the bar. As she passed the long corridor she heard a noise coming from one of the doors. Approaching the door she noticed that the noise was a conversation between two people, more like a couple.

She lean the ear at the door as slyly as she could, she told herself she was not spying, no, Mirajane Strauss never peeked. It was not her fault if people decided to do private things in the guild's depot, where someone could easily hear and see.

"You know we can't sneak in here." A female voice said.

"I don't care. You're the one at want to keep it an secret." A male voice answered.

"I like my privacy, ok?!" The higher voice snapped angrily.

"And I like having my girl wherever I want." The hoarse voice answered and Mira raised an eyebrow, she could swear that there was the shadow of a smile in the tone of that voice.

She can hear giggling and muffled sounds after that. 'Better get out of here.' Mira concluded.

Mira returned to the bar with a box full of bottles and a pensive face.

"Hey 's my drink?" Cana asked, resting the elbows on the balcony.

Mira looked at her with a sinister smile on face and Cana had a bad feeling about what was coming next. "Shhh... I need your help with something." Mira said, pulling Cana closer, telling her what she heard and explaining the plan to find out who the couple were in the depot.

"I'm going to find out who these two were and you're going to help me." She said threateningly after telling her everything and Cana did not have the courage to challenge the devil.

When the night fell, Cana called everyone for a game.

"The game is 'I never' and it works like this: You say something you've never done before and anyone who has ever done this thing needs to drink it." Cana explained.

"I'm out, I don't plan on getting drunk today." Lucy said walking to the exit.

"Me neither." Levy said following Lucy.

"Everyone is going to play." Mira said, with a terrifying dark aura. Stopping any protest.

They were sitting on the huge table in the center of the guild hall, with shot glasses scattered across the table in front of each.

"I'll first." Mira shouted, a little excited. She tapped her chin thoughtfully. "I never kissed Bickslow."

Lisanna widened the eyes in disbelief as she sifted the drink.

"Now I understand the purpose of this game." Lucy whispered desperately to Levy.

"She wants to know our secrets." Levy replied with the same desperation.

"What crap is this game?" Lisanna cried indignantly while Elfman threatened Bix's life.

"Now it's Juvia's turn. Juvia never kissed Gray-Sama." With that statement, Mira's eyes flashed because someone entered the game.

Lucy's eyes widened and Gray swallowed as Lucy drank.

"Rival Loooove." Juvia screamed angrily.

"Juvia, it meant nothing. We were drunk and it was just a peck." Lucy justified herself.

"Good to know that meant nothing." Gray said a little hurt.

"I'm trying not to be killed tonight." Lucy whispered to him.

"I never kissed Salamander." Gajeel said, smiling crookedly.

"Damn you!" Lucy said, pouring another drink.

"Now I understand this game." Natsu said, winking at Lucy. "I never kissed Levy."

Gajeel turned red as he drank. But he choked out when Jet drank too.

"Wait, wait, so... you and Natsu?" Cana said pointing at Lucy.

Natsu and Lucy shouted at the same time. "NO!"

"Please, no. Natsu is my best friend and he dates Meredy." Lucy said.

"LUCE!" Natsu screamed, making Lucy realize that she told a secret.

"Oh my God. Sorry Natsu." Lucy hugged him.

"Is fine, they were going to find out anyway." He reassured her.

"This is getting interesting." Mira said as the eyes glittered.

"Oh, really? I've never kissed Freed." Lucy screamed.

Mira turned pale as Freed turned red, and Mira drank.

Cana and Bickslow laughed out loud. Laxus patted Freed on the back. "I didn't know you had this in you, my friend."

"Shut up, Laxus." Freed replied.

"My turn, I never kissed Loke." Cana said and suddenly a beam of light appeared, revealing Loke.

"I love this game." Loke said sitting beside Cana. When nobody at the table drank the game continued.

"Let's make it more interesting. I've never had an affair with Ever." Bickslow said and put the tongue out of the mouth.

Evergreen looked with daggers at him while Elfman drank.

"This is manly thing." Gray said and they all laughed.

Lisanna stopped laughing and said "I've never kissed Lucy." She winked at her friend.

"Thank you, Lis." Lucy said angrily.

When Loke, Gray, Natsu and Laxus drank. Everyone froze.

"Oh my God, Laxus? Really?" Cana shouted.

Lucy sighed. "Last Christmas party, guilty of a mistletoe and a irritated Mirajane."

"Wait, you didn't drink when I said I never kissed Loke." Cana insisted.

"Because I never kissed Loke. He kissed me." Lucy replied, crossing the arms over the chest and Loke smiled and winked at her, while Laxus let out a grunting, catching Mira's attention.

Mira whispered something in Freed's ear that said. "I'll never sneak with anyone in the guild's depot."

Lucy gulped, and Laxus smiled arrogantly, drinking and gesturing for Lucy to drink too. What she did, leaving everyone's mouth open.

"Now that you've discovered what you want, can we leave?" Laxus asked to Mira.

She widened the eyes. "How did you...?"

"I knew you were spying. Dragon feelings, remember?" He replied.

Lucy picked up the hands on the table, pointing a finger at Laxus and narrow-eyed, she shouted. "You knew what all this was about and let everyone have their secrets revealed, Laxus Dreyar."

He raised the hands and fanned them in defense. "Sorry honey, I just wanted to see where that was going."

"It's good that you had fun, because it's all fun you'll have." She screamed, leaving the guild.

"Came on, you're not serious, Lucy..." Laxus begged to follow Lucy through the door.

"Gihihihi. Someone screwed up." Gajeel scoffed.

Mira was gleefully babbling about blue-eyed babies with blond hair, white-haired and green-eyed babies and amazing pink-haired babies who spits fire.

"I think we broke her." Loke laughed as Freed carried Mira out of the guild.