Authors Note. AMG my story is the most popular story ever. I am so proud of myself and my readers for getting me here. It has been a long time and I thik that it is time to see the next chapter in the brilliant saga known as Chaos Love!
Chapter 3 Triple Chaos Double Love Date Wedding.
It was an afternoon before the beautiful wedding of shadow and Amy. Amy was busy trying her wedding dress on so Shadow decided to invite Sonic over for a bachelor party.
"Sonic! Why for you take so long to get here you lazy faker!" Shadow yelled into his Apple Iphone XR.
"Shut up Shadow I am on my way. I was just dropping blaze off to get her hair dine for the wedding!" Sonic said into his upgraded Samsung Galaxy Note 10.
Shadow turned on his hover boots to be ready for Sonic Slowhog to boil up/
Sonic showed up and laughed when he saw Shadow standing there with an Iphone. "Damn you lame shadow, Iphones are for dweebs."
"What!?" Shadow said as he wayved his fist at the hedgehog. "Iphone is the superior phone that is why it costs more. And because it costs more that makes it more REAL unlike you and your fake phone!"
Sonic waived his hand and ignored him. 'So where is the party at bro?"
"Shut up and follow me twerp, that is if you think you can keep up!" With that he started to hover on his mega boots.
Sonic immediately got in front of him and waved "See ya later slo mo!"
"ARUGHGGHGAHHSH!" Shadow yelled. "CHAOR CONTROLLER!"
Then he teleported to the strip club before Sonic and smiled as Sonic stopped because sonic is a loser.
"See where being fake got you!" Shadow said as his eyes began to become bloodshot.
Sonic ignored him and walked in anxies to see some animal girl titties.
"Oh damn, Tails is already here!" Sonic said while his face was buried into Cream's moms boobies.
"Mfmm guyfs" Tails said as Vanilla saw them.
"Oh your getting married later today! I am so happy for you boys. Are you out for a goodtime?"
Sonic nodded and put a dollar in her thong while shadow ordered himself a corona virus.
"EW how can you drink that piss!" Sonic said as he ordered a budwesier.
"Listen faker, this beer is top of the line, and if you want to keep peddling fakeweiser to me I am goin to chaos control the entire building!"
"Now,, now boys!" Vanilla said as she undid her top to show her ginormous boobies to them. "There is plenty more to do sides fight!"
Sonic and Shadow started to droll as tails lay unconscious from lack of oxygen from the titty grip he was just in.
Cream's mom had so many money in her panties that it was difficult to see beautiful body.
Sonic pulled out 100 dollars and placed then in between her boobs. "Here you are Mrs Cream!" He said.
"WHAT! That's a FAKE amount and I will not allow you to insult her with something like that!" He said as he reached into the front of her panties an placed 101 dollars.
Sonic became annoyed and was about to slap him when he was hipnozoned by Cream's Moms beautiful jugs.
The two men sat there drinking and being confused until they ran out of money. 'Sorry boys no more money no more show" Cream's mom vanilla said to them as she retied her bra, and walked away with dollar bills blowing around in the air conditioning.
"SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" They screamed in unison, having realized they were already late for their own wedding.
The two ran out of the door grabbing tails body as they went. The two raced out and then shadow said he had an idea.
"Usin your fake speed and my teleportation, we can immediately transmute ourselves there by bending the laws of gravity time and space and chaos emeralds.
Sonic nodded, and the two pulled out their wedding rings, which were two massive chaos emeralds attached to a power ring.
"CHAROS CONTROLLL!"
They screamed together (no homo) and teleported themsvels to the alter.
Blaze and Amy were in their dresses and surprised when the two poofed out of thin air.
"SHADOW where have you been! I was starting ot think you were fake!' She said to him as he bent down on one knee.
"I am sorry cotton candy. But I want you to know that I was oly late because sonic was being fake!"
The two looked over and saw that Sonic had already given blaze her massive emerald ring and they were kissing as hubsand and wife.
""RRRRRRRR" Shadow yelled at pulled out his enormous ring and jammed it onto her finger.
"Ohhh shadow it is so pretty how did you ever get me something so wonderful"
Shadow smiled and heled up his fingers "Five finger credit care of Kuckles."
"Are there any words for any of you that wish to be married.' The preist said as he started eying tails lying on the bleachers.
"I have something I want to say!' Shadow said as he held amy's hand. The ring made it so heavy because it was so REAL
"As much as blueburds sing, amy is my thing, as much as sonic is fake, she is my piece of chocolate cake. I love her more than chaos control, and I will only dump her if she refuses to ride my pole. Amy Rose, marry me now!"
"Ohh shadow you are so many and romantic! You wrote that all by yourself I can tell. Of course I will marry you."
With that everyone celebrated made out and threw rice. Tails was halled off to the hospital to recover from his giant gazunga overload, and then everyone went home to have lots and lots and lots of sex.
The end of Part 3. Next part might be about them having children wink nudge snicker.