"So, like, totally, you should have been thereeee. It was, like, soooups crazy." Yuri states to her seated neighbour. The person looking through a lens as she works on Yuri's nails rolls her eyes at her story. Sayori, the aforementioned seated neighbour, only laughs, all hoity-toity like, getting her own nails done as well.

"Oh my Gaaaawd, that's, like, soups hilarious! I bet Nat-Nat, was, like, soups angry at you." Sayori responds; at this, the brunette across from them sighs, painting the strawberry-blonde's fingernails. Both patrons laugh. "Like, was she, though? I can totally see it."

"Oh, of coooourse! She was totes mad, like, 'oh my Gawd, Yuri, I wanna hit you' mad! She wouldn't do it though, she's like, totes a stupid bitch. Besides, who'd, like, want to break their nails punching my totally perfect skin?"

"It'd be fucking worth it, at this point." The brunette mumbles to herself. Yuri turns her attention towards the other girl.

"Like, did you just say something? I'm totes sorry, I wasn't paying attention."

"Yeah, like, we're just talking. Didn't, like, mean to interrupt or whateveeer."

After hearing both girls' responses, the brunette shakes her head with a straining smile plastered on her face. "Like, oh my Gawd, you guys. Your nails are perfection! Take a look~!" Both girls squeal with glee as they glance down at their hands. Her smile drops into a frown.

"Oh. My. Gawd." They speak in unison.

"They are totes perfection! I love how you, like, matched our hair with our nails! Like, seriously, thank you Monika. You're, like, the best friend a girl can ask for." Yuri continues, ignoring the hurt expression on Sayori's face.

"Any time, girls! Totes free of charge, too, seeing how it's, like, your ninth visit!" Monika states, giving the two girls the magic finger wave. In reality, she just wants them out of her shop. Both girls squeal again before getting up to leave.

As soon as the door shuts behind them, Monika sighs and bangs her head on the small table. "I fucking hate my life. I'm gonna hit break soo-"

"Hey, Mrs. Kimi, is it alright if I head on break?" She hears from the back, she looks at the back door in horror. She can't deal with any more crazy chicks, no way in Hell. "Huh? Oh, yeah, it'll be fine up front. It's just Monika. She's the best!"

"I'm gonna wring your fucking neck when you get back," Monika mutters under her breath, glaring as her blonde co-worker heads out the door with a wave.

Just as she leaves, another duo walks in: a short pink-haired girl along with the purple-ette who'd just left moments prior. "And, like, you totally should have been thereeee! It was, like, soooups crazy."

Monika's eye twitches.