Imagine Dandongs
A Request From Darfur Maxx (thx bb)
Imagine was all like "Mmm Sexy Dragon Boi plx fuck me"
Then Dragon pops out their big ass cock
And is all like
"O yes I'd fuck 10/10
dan woke up
"oho man"
he had a big ol boner
so he slammed a brick onto it
"no shoo"
He decided to be more adventurous today
so he put on some a skimpy silk gown
a skimpy gown not some
there isn't multiple
fuck off
anyway
He made his way downstairs and into the livingroom
Ben, Danny and Daniel were sitting having tea and talking about all them epic grills
they turned to see dan
he was standing with one arm up the door
his fabulous legs bare and beautiful
"finally youre awake" said ben, his ed sheeran face smiling with delight
"we have to go rehearse an epic song"
"haha ok daddio haha" said dan, sticking his anus out all cute-like and seductively
the #squadboys go downstairs
into the REHEARSAL basement
but there were no instruments
just an enormous pod
"uhhh what is this ben?" asked daniel
"oh its something i worked on last night" said ben
"its called the rehearsal pod"
"everyone inside"
the three dans entered
but ben didnt follow
he instead flicked a large switch
and the dans were fused
the dans scree
"AH"
they've become half man half gay
instead of three heads
they have three dick heads
with faces on them
Daniel said "oh for FUCK SAKE DAN"
Danny just sat silently praying to his god
Dan replied in a high pitched KAWAIIIII voice "Oha! I'm so sorry! I'm just such a cluts ^-^'"
ddd
epic
The three stared up at their now-fused body
The silk dress had become a super call "me" shirt
"woah"
Tom go
ben XD'd
he threw his arms into the air
"FINALLY" he shouted triumphantly
"THE ULTIMATE CREATURE OF SEXUAL PLEASURE HAS FINALLY BEEN COMPLETE!"
"haha gay?" said danny
"let me explain" ben began
"ive always had a kink for people named dan"
"thats why i started this band in the first place"
"and then fired the other 6 people not named dan"
"it was all part of my master plan to be really horny"
ben did a funny little cowboy walk slowly over to the danbeast
the dans reeled back in disgust
"you MONSTER" they cry
"HOW WILL WE IMAGINE DRAGONS IF WE ALL SHARE ONE BRAIN"
"oh right" said ben "dont worry i have that covered
he pulled a small dragon out of his pocket
"imagineeee" he said
this was the perfect distraction
the dans punched the fuck out of ben's stupid red face
"Wait.. but how do we imagine it if it's already THERE?" Questioned danny
But Ben couldn't answer
because he was dead
"hahahahah"
"who's horny now?"
laughed Daniel
they glanced at dan
he had a huge dong
"I'm sorry guys I just really like dead people"
He immediately exploded
"haha that's just a theory"
"a GAME THEORY""""""""
"THANKS 4 WATCHING"
Everything was sucked into the vortex from the dedly story GO AND READ IT VERY GOOD
THE END