South Park's Living in California

Note: Remember this, South Park belongs to their creators

Chapter 1: Long Time No See

It all started with a ceremony. A graduation ceremony.

Here, the kids of South Park now all young adults are gonna graduate from high school.

They just got their certs, had a class photo and finally, "HELL YEAH! FUCKING A! FUCKING A PEOPLE!" Eric Cartman shouted throwing his graduation cap in the air. His classmates followed suit for all of them had been together from elementary to now.

And speaking of now, they're now having some graduation party with their families.

"Oh my ***! I can't believe it! We've finally graduated!" Allie Nelson cheered.

"Whoo-hoo! High school is over!" Millie Larsen cheered.

"That's right! Fuck high school!" Craig Tucker cheered as he flipped at the school principal behind his back.

"Whoo-hoo!" Kenny McCormick cheered running around happily. He even doesn't speak in his muffled voice for he's grown up already.

"Fuck yeah! Let's party! 24, 7, 365!" Clyde Donovan declared.

"Great idea!" Token Black agreed as he placed his arm around Nichole Daniels flirting with her.

"Man, things have changed." said Kyle Broflovski.

"You said it Kyle." agreed Scott Malkinson talking with his lisp.

While some of them chat around, others partied as Francis and Kevin Stoley are drinking soda together, David Rodriguez having a photo taken with her parents and Cartman stuffing his face with loads of delicious food.

And also, they even chat with their other friends. Annie Knitts is chatting with Meagan Ridley and Emily Marx while Jimmy Valmer and Timmy Burch are hanging out with Nate and Brimmy.

As the party continues on, Stan Marsh is serving himself some food and then, ran into a girl that he loved with all his heart. Wendy Testaburger. The 2 of them have been together as friends during high school and now, they couldn't help but smile at each other.

"Hey Wendy..." Stan greeted.

"Hi Stan..." Wendy greeted back.

"Congrats on the graduation." said Stan

"Same goes for you." Wendy replied.

As they chat about, "Sometimes, I wonder why they have not been a couple yet." Lola exclaimed as she and her best friend Jenny Simons observed from a distance. "Beats me." Jenny replied. "One thing's for sure, all of us are going our way. Either to college or somewhere else to pursue our studies further."

She brought up a good point and back to Stan and Wendy, they continued their chat.

"So Wendy, any plans after the graduation?" asked Stan.

"Yeah. I'm pursuing my education in Massachusetts." Wendy replied. "You?"

"Found a place in New York." Stan replied.

The 2 of them then grasp each others' hands.

"Stan, all the best and have a bright future. And remember this, I'll never forget you..." Wendy told him.

"Thanks. Same goes for you. We've been through together and I won't forget you and the times we had fun together..." Stan told her.

They then shared a hug as the party now became a food fight between Craig and Cartman.

3 years later...

So far, many went their separate ways.

But in South Park, Cartman and Kenny are still here.

Cartman did go to college but dropped out after 20 weeks due to loads of crap and shit he's gone through and caused. For Kenny, going to college costs a bomb. His parents can only afford him to attend high school. His older brother Kevin died in a road accident while his sister Karen will be starting high school soon enough.

Right now, the duo are hanging out in Cartman's room feeling bored. "I'm so fucking bored Kinny!"

"I know. I know. And I can't find a job!" Kenny complained.

"I worked in KFC for sometime until my services are no longer required. Fuck this shit!" Cartman exclaimed. "Yeah, not to mention you're still fat." Kenny exclaimed as he chuckled to himself.

"Fuck you Kinny! I'm not fat! Ya hear me you poor bastard!"

Wow, it's been too long since Cartman hurled out his insults. Then, "Wanna play basketball Kinny?"

"Sure."

So at the basketball court, "Ah...those good old memories..." Cartman thought as his mind imagined a scnee where he threw the ball at Kyle's face and he laughed at him until he got his fat ass pwned. Kenny too recalled some memories as he imagined looking at a blonde chick pass by and he was staring at her body and forgetting to block the ball from scoring.

"Ah..." Both of them sighed about the good memories as they began playing.

1 hour later...

"Man, I'm fucking tired!" Kenny exclaimed. "Well, I'm hungry for some pizza. Let's head back and refresh ourselves." said Cartman. "Good idea." Kenny agreed as they left the court.

Upon arrival...

"What the fuck Kinny? Why are your parents in my house?" Cartman noticed

"What the fuck? You got a point. I wonder what's going on..." Kenny noticed it too as they made their way in.

There inside, Cartman's mom, Liane was waiting for him and likewise, Stuart and Carol McCormick, Kenny's parents. Even his sister, Karen is present.

"Hey boys. How's everything?" asked Stuart.

"Not much dad. Can't find a job and as the usual, random bullshit." Kenny replied.

"Hello Eric. How are you feeling?" Liane asked her son.

"The same answer as always mium. I'm ***damn fucking fine!" Cartman threw a fit. Then he noticed something. "Why are the fuck are my bags packed?"

"Yeah! My bags are there too! What's going on?" asked Kenny.

"Oh...that..." The next thing it happened, Stuart took out some canister and sprayed some gas that knocked Cartman and Kenny out cold. "Ouch..." said Karen.

"Wow...this knockout gas sprayer really is something..." Stuart exclaimed. "Well...I guess we can carry out the plan. Karen, help me take the bags to the car. Stuart and Carol, bring the boys in." Liane ordered.

So they did as told though for Stuart, it was hard to carry a fat ass Cartman to the car. "Hurry up ya stupid asshole!" Carol yelled. "Shut the fuck up you slutty whore!" Stuart yelled back as he dumped a knocked out Cartman into the car and Liane started driving to the west.

California...

"Ow...fuck...where the fuck...am I..." Cartman is starting to gain his conscious.

"Whe...Where...are...we?" An unconscious Kenny stammered while trying to regain his senses.

"Oh you boys awake already? Well, feast yer eyes on California!" Carol announced as she and her daughter are sitting beside the boys while Stuart sits in the front beside Liane.

"CALIFORNIA! OH MY ***! WE'RE IN FUCKING CALIFORNIA!" An overexcited Cartman shouted as he and Kenny took a view in marvel and excitement.

"California is known for Hollywood and stuff in LA!" Kenny exclaimed.

"And in San Diego, all the conventions in the SDCC!" Cartman exclaimed. Then he thought of something. "But seriously, why the fuck are we in California?"

"Oh that Eric, you'll have to wait until we arrived." Liane answered as the driving continues on.

Soon enough...

The car stopped outside a large, nice looking house that almost resembles a villa. (Because it's actually a villa! Is it? Hmmm...)

"Wow. Now that's a huge, ***damn house I'm seeing!" said Cartman. "Yeah. No kidding. 3 storeys high as far as I can tell from it's appearance." said Kenny.

"Okay, we're here boys. Your bags are in the back of the car." Liane told them as she parked her car in the driveway with other cars for some reason. Without question, Cartman and Kenny went to grab their bags and headed to the house. "Either we're on vacation or something." said Kenny. "You bet your ass it might be." Cartman agreed as they headed to the house.

When they arrived setting their bags down near the front door. "**** Shit! Cartman? Kenny?"

"Oh my ***! Kyle! Stan!" Kenny exclaimed as their 2 best friends showed up. "Well, well, well. My 2 old friends. Long time no see you bastards!" Cartman greeted as the 4 boys fist bump. "Damn Cartman. Still the same fat ass from high school!" Kyle exclaimed. "Fuck you Kahl. Still the same filthy ***! You went to a jewish college or something?"

"Shut up fat ass!" Kyle shoved Cartman. "OW! Fuck off stupid ***!"

"What the? Fellas! Fellas! They're here!" To their right, Butters noticed them and called for the others as Clyde, Token, Tweek, Craig and Kevin showed up with him and, "I-I see, we have c-c-company. Old fr-friends of ours!"

"TIMMIIHH! LTNS!" On the left, Jimmy, Timmy, David, Scott and Francis showed up. "Hey tubby! Long time no see!" Craig called out. "Ha! Ha! Same old Craig you damn bastard!" Cartman exclaimed as all the boys met up and fist bump each other. "So...are all of you here for some reason?" asked Kenny.

"You bet! All of us and the girls are here for some big surprise that our parents have for us all!" said Clyde.

"Girls? They're here?" Kenny's eyes went wide upon hearing that part.

"Yeah you can say but not all the girls are here yet. How about you and Cartman bring your bags in?" Token suggested.

So grabbing their bags, Cartman and Kenny entered the house along with the other boys.

Inside, "Now that is some fine house..." said Cartman as they entered a large living roomwhich is right in front of them and then, "Hey guys look! Cartman and Kenny are here!"

"Oh shit! Heidi Turner?" Elated, Cartman went to her and they shared a hug.

"How's everything?" Allie asked as she and the other girls went to meet the other boys.

"Well...it's all good." Kenny replied as he greeted each girl when he turned red upon seeing one approach him. "Hi Kenny...remember me?"

"No way...Lola! Long time no see!" Kenny and Lola shared a hug and after that, he began smelling her hair. "Oh fuck! Your hair smells more beautiful than ever!" He exclaimed.

After hugging Heidi, Cartman looked at the other girls and, "Too long I haven't seen you bitches and not to mention, you're all hotter and sexier than before!"

"Thanks fat ass! And not to mention you're still fat and shorter than us!" Annie teased as the girls laughed at him. "Oh great! Just great! Let's all laugh at the fat ass that I always get called for!" Cartman exclaimed in disgust.

After that, bonding time took place as Millie and Esther chatted with Tweek and Craig, Jenny and Nichole chatted with Clyde and Token and it sure is good to recall the good old times they had together and yet...why are they all gathered in this large house?

As the bonding continues on, the front door opened and the last 3 girls, Wendy, Bebe and Red showed up.

And now, Kyle is chatting with Butters and Scott while Stan spent some time with Sally, Annie and David when he caught sight of Wendy. And likewise, Wendy caught sight of Stan like as if he's the first person to see when she entered the house. Right now, both of them walked towards each other.

"Wendy..."

"Stan..."

They stared at each other for a moment. Then, "Stan! I'm so glad to see you!"

"Wendy! It's so good to see you again!"

They shared a warm hug and after that, joined at the others. "After 3 fucking years, we all meet again in a special long time no see reunion!" Cartman announced as all cheered in agreement.

Indeed it's a very special reunion. 3 years had passed and the young adults of South Park were reunited in California. So, a big surprise was mentioned by the parents but what is it anyway? Is it going to be special? Reviews appreciated. And I hope the story is written well. Correct me if I messed up a bit on the speeches or quotes of the characters.

And a reminder again that certain words will be censored and no yaoi or yuri pairings due to certain issues on being watched and if caught with all those violations, I am seriously doomed and likewise, the story.