A/N: Okay, guys! Get ready, 'cause this is the final take in the series. I've given everything I can to make this funny, so are you ready?

*Beat*

I know you are.

*Slides final take onto the computer*

*In Sugar Rush, where Ralph is witnessing the Sugar Rush Racers bullying Vanellope…*
Taffyta: You will never be a racer, because you're a glitch! *pokes Vanellope in the chest* And that's all you'll ever be!
*Vanellope is pushed into the mud. Meanwhile, Ralph jerks up from his spot on the hill, angered*
Ralph: Hey! Leave her alone!
*With the racers watching, Ralph yells as he races down the hill, flailing his arms…then screams and trips, disappearing from the screen. Shouting is heard a short while later as Ralph crashes into the camera, sending it (and probably the cameraman operating it) flying. The camera lands on its side a while later, showing Ralph, Director Moore and the cameraman all tangled up in a heap*
Ralph: Sorry, I tripped. Sorry guys.
*Director Moore sighs and tries to get up, but it is proving impossible as he is still stuck under Ralph. He grunts and pushes again, trying to get out, but it is no use*
Director Moore: Well, what are you guys standing here?! We could use a little help here, right? CUT!

*In Sugar Rush, where King Candy just obtained a Power Up Cube*
Announcer: SWEET SEEKERS!
*A small gun-like canon appears on his kart, and King Candy aims through it*
King Candy: Have some candy!
*King Candy fires, but instead of shooting out three blasts to knock out the racers…a stream of orange bullets shoots out of the cannon. King Candy screams and switches off his kart as it runs over the bullet filled racetrack, bumping and leaning sideways until it stops*
King Candy: *Panting* Wha-what happened?
Director Moore: Please don't tell me someone swapped the blaster in your cannon with Nerf darts…
*Two crew members step toward and screw off the cannon…in which a plethora of the same orange bullets pour out. It is very clear someone had pulled a prank with Nerf darts…again*
Director Moore: *Trying hard not to snicker* Raaaaaaaaalph?! Explanation?
Ralph: *Off-screen and laughing* Sorry! *continues to laugh*
Director Moore: CUT!

*In Fix-it Felix jr, where a party is in full swing*
Ron: Great party, Felix!
Felix: Why, thank you friend!
Deanna: Felix, we need you on the dance floor! *Pulls Felix away*
*Felix is led onto the dance floor, where some other Nicelanders are waiting for him*
Nicelanders: WHOOOOOO! ! ! !
*Felix leaps onto the air and lands…while slipping. He tries to balance himself but he keeps on flailing *
Nicelanders: Ooh! Ooh! Fix-it Fel-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! ! !
*Everyone on the dance floor starts to scream as they all slip and wave their arms about, trying to balance themselves. But eventually they all fall down, some somersaulting before doing so, landing on top of one another*
Felix: DID SOMEONE WAX THE FLOOR AGAIN?!
Director Moore: CUT!

Shoutout to pokemonking0924 for inspiring this! :) (Again, greatly different from what he/she suggested, but glad such a suggestion was made so that I could think of this.)
*In Sugar Rush, where Ralph and Vanellope are racing up a candy cane tree to retrieve a medal…*
Vanellope: Race you for it! *Runs*
Ralph: Hey, hey, hey! I don't have to race you for it 'cause it's my medal!
Vanellope: Double stripe! *hops*
*Both Ralph and Vanellope grunt and yell as they race each other to the top*
Vanellope: *Grabs medal* The winner!
Ralph: Give it back! Give it! *Yanks on the branch under Vanellope, sending her flying*
*Ralph manages to grab the medal, but Vanellope lands on his head and knocks the medal out as the two start to race back down. Ralph grabs the medal from Vanellope again as he plummets, but when he does so…*
Ralph: Ow! Oh God, oh my God… *muttering*
*The camera follows Vanellope as she approaches where Ralph is at. When he fell, he has failed to grab on one of the branches. Instead, his overall strap on his back gets caught on one of the said branches, dangling in the middle of the tree*
Ralph: *Grunts and flails about* Someone, get me out of this…
Vanellope: Um…Ralph? I don't think you should continue doing that…
Ralph: Why? Why shouldn't…oh.
*Both actors stop talking when they hear a tearing sound, the sound that one hears when fabric is torn. Ralph only has time to look back when the strap on his overalls breaks, sending him falling. As he falls, his overalls are briefly seen…starting to slip out*
*Beat*
Almost everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Director Moore: GOOD GOD, RALPH! PLEASE TELL ME THAT I'M IMAGINING THINGS, THAT YOU DIDN'T GO COMMANDO BEFORE COMING TO FILM THIS!
Ralph: *Yelling* WELL, WHAT CAN I DO, RICH? I'VE BEEN ASKING THEM TO RETURN MY LANUDRY FOR A FORTNIGHT NOW, BUT THEY NEVER RETURNED MY CALLS!
Director Moore: Wait…a fortnight…SO YOU NEVER WORE—oh, forget it. Never mind, the kid is scarred for life now.
*On the screen, three crew members are covering their hands over Vanellope's huge eyes, hoping that she'll got see any of…this*
Director Moore: *Muttering* Oh God, this is so ugly, this is all so ugly…Can someone bring us some bleach so that we can all wash our eyes?
Random crew member: But sir, we'll be blind then!
Director Moore: I didn't mean it literally! But even if I do mean it, it'll be much more bearable than what we're seeing here! *Addresses Ralph* And you, yes you. I'm giving you your salaries now: pull your overalls back up, go to the nearest clothes shop, and buy a dozen pairs of…those things. I know what I mean, Ralph.
*Beat*
Director Moore: *Sighing* CUT!

*In Hero' Duty, where Calhoun is instructing her army and the player on what to do*
Calhoun: We are humanity last's hope. Our mission? Destroy all cy-bugs. You ready rookie? Let's find out…
*The hatch opens to see a barren landscape, with the tower in the distance…and absolutely zero cy-bugs*
Ralph: *Confused* Huh? Where are they? Where have they all gone?
*Calhoun and Kohut walk out and look around*
Kohut: Yeah, there are no cy-bugs here, absolutely none!
Director Moore: Hold on, let me read…
*The sound of papers rustling is heard*
Director Moore: Uh, guys…
*Beat*
Director Moore: I think…I think I might have misread the time. We're supposed to film this tomorrow, but I think…I thought it was today. Sorry, I really thought it was like that.
*All the crew members groan*
Director Moore: Alright, alright. Dinner's on me! Now let's all get out of here! CUT!

*In Tapper's, where Ralph is searching through a 'Lost and Found' box*
Ralph: Okay, let's see what we got here…oh! Shoo! Shoo! *flicks a bug off his hand* Come on, get out of here! *Continues searching*
Ralph: *picks up mushroom* Mushroom? No. *Tosses said thing back in* Um…what is this? *picks up an unknown object, which unfolds into an exclamation mark* No. *Tosses the thing behind his back*
*Ralph continues to search…then he suddenly stops. He looks up, and puts a finger to his lips, trying not to laugh*
Ralph: *Mouthing* You hear that?
*The set is entirely silent…then we hear it: a young girl's snickering, faint but definite*
Ralph: *Laughing loudly* I'M GONNA GET YOU, KID! *He turns the box upside down, chucking out all its insides…and we see Vanellope gripping the box tightly while Ralph tries to shake her out*
Ralph: You wanna put another crab in here? Not so easy! *continues to shake the box*
Vanellope: *Panting and laughing* No, I'm not doing that, Ralph! I'm not!
Ralph: LIAR. *laughs*
Director Moore: *laughing* CUT!

[Escape pod ejection—Take 3]
Ralph: *hears beeping* Huh?!
*The chair jerks up from under him, sending him and the cy-bug flying backward*
Ralph: *singing* I BELIEVE I CAN FLY~~~~~~~~…OW! *continues singing until he slams into a tree out of the screen*
*Everyone starts to laugh, very hard*
Director Moore: Save that voice for later, Ralph! CUT!

*In Sugar Rush, where Calhoun is finally going to know where the cy-bugs have gone*
Calhoun: But…where?
*She screams as the ground breaks underneath her, sending her plummeting down. Unfortunately, she fails to grab onto the licorice ropes and falls to the egg-filled cavern below. A while later, Calhoun is seen hoisted back onto her feet by a few cy-bugs*
Calhoun: Hey, thanks guys. Again?
Director Moore: Sure!
[Take 2]
*Calhoun falls again, but this time she manages to grab onto one of the ropes…but only barely. She falls into the cavern again*
Calhoun: *shouting* Again?
Director Moore: Okay, one more time.
[Take 3]
*This time, Calhoun finally manages to grab one of the ropes tightly and observes the cavern below, full of cy-bugs*
Calhoun: Doomsday and Armageddon just had a—uh oh.
*Calhoun looks up…just in time to see her rope snap and she falls again*
Director Moore: Guys…GUYS! WHAT DID I TELL YOU! NO EATING OUR PROPS! YOU HEARD ME, OKAY?!
*Beat*
Director Moore: CUT!

*In Sugar Rush, where Vanellope is about to cross the finish line*
Ralph: You ready, kid?
Vanellope: As ready as I'll ever be…
*Ralph starts to push Vanellope across the finish line…but he hasn't noticed that Vanellope winking at the camera, indicating she's about to do something to Ralph. As Ralph grabs Vanellope's kart and starts to push, she slams her gas pedal and her kart shoots forward over the finish line…taking Ralph with it*
Ralph: *Holding onto the kart for dear life* VANELLOPE! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Vanellope: Sorry, Ralph. Enjoy the joyride!
*The camera pans to see the kart in the distance, turning left and right on the track. Ralph is swung on his sides for a moment before loosening his grip, sending him flying*
Ralph: *Trying not to laugh* I HATE YOU, VANELLOPE! ! ! ! ! ! !
Director Moore: *snorting and laughing* That…that was…oh well, CUT!

[I'M GONNA WRECK IT-Take 50 (hopefully the last take…)]
Ralph: I'M GONNA WRECK IT! ! ! ! !
Director Moore: CUT! GOOD TAKE, EVERYONE! Now we can…
*The director's sentence is cut short as the scenery behind Ralph crashes down, indicating that it is actually a screen. Some of the cast and crew members are standing behind it, dumbstruck by what just happened*
*Beat*
Ralph: Uh…should we cut that out?
*The camera pans to Director Moore facepalming in his chair, looking very tired and annoyed. Without looking back up, he waves a hand at the camera*
Director Moore: Just…just cut it. Just cut it. We're done here, I think we're done here, I'm not directing this scene again…
*Beat*
Director Moore: CUT!

A/N: Guys! Yep, this is finally finished! Yep, I've finally completed the very last take of the series! This, my friends, was so much fun, and I'm so glad that you were all able to be part of my journey. So...yeah. Thank you.

I remember back then, I wrote this series just out of boredom, yet your comments and reviews kept me writing more and more, making the series more and more outrageous. I was laughing just as hard when I was constructing my (and yours!) ideas into something funny, and I really had a great time writing these bloopers. So it is equally hard for me to end this series that I really loved doing for such a long time...

BUT...this isn't the end of my blooper series! Oh no, it isn't! For when the sequel Ralph Breaks the Internet is out on DVD, I'll quickly grab it and start working on its bloopers as well! Yes! I already have some in the works now, and they're already pretty hilarious. I won't be accepting suggestions right now because I'm still working on the first take, but when it is out, I would like to invite all of you back into the chaos, to go on another crazy journey of mine and the characters. I really look forward seeing you all when the time comes, and I can tell you, it's not long until that time hits!

So, once again, thank you all for your support on this, and until the next take, IceWrecker out! :D