Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim or ZIM! or Dib.. But I do own Milly!

Beta'd by: _ (PM me if you want to Beta read this series, I'm sorry I don't have time to search for Beta reader on the site)

A/N: I really dunno where I am going with this series but I want a tree in this chappie! Muahahahahahaha!

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Invader Invasion

Prolonged Pleasure

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Zim felt tingly from his head to his toes and it made him shiver all over. He grabbed his own member and began to stroke it, almost like some kind of instinct had kicked in. He moaned and began to touch other part's of his body too. What the heck was wrong with him? He almost didn't want the sensation to end. As the sensation died down he peered up at his enemy gasping as did the other. Zim felt warm goo flooding his face as he realized the Hooman was watching him. Releasing his member he looked away, this feeling was new to him. It was as though he wanted to be very small and unseen. There was a long silence as they each caught their breath. Zim squirmed as his pointed member leaked goo and remained distressingly hard, finally making him pay it some heed again as the sensation grew painful. He began to stroke it again trying to ignore the pair of eyes that watched him.

"It could feel even better," Dib suddenly said. Zim glared at his nemesis, he didn't believe for a minute that could better. Not even a little bit, he continued to stroke desperate for that sweet release but the tingly was no longer present. He bit his lip before suddenly shouting at Dib.

"You're lying!" Zim said, unsure.

"Am I?" Dib asked grinning now. "Are you certain?" It was clear the Dib-Monkey was making fun of him. Zim growled in frustration as he stared at the hooman.

"It just couldn't… could it?" Zim asked closing one red orb.

"Why don't you release me from these binds and I will show you how good you can feel!" Dib replied, in a deep sultry voice. Zim wasn't sure why but it made him feel hot, how could it possibly feel better than what he was feeling right now? With a sigh he stood up and released one of the robotic arms and then the other. He then crouched down to release the arms holding Dib's first leg before glancing up at the hooman who seemed to be waiting patiently. He released the final arm and half-expected Dib to make a break for it but instead the hooman tackled him to the ground.

"Ahh wait, what are you doing?" Zim struggled to be free of the heavier species. "Unhand Zim!" He then had to hold back a meep as one of his antennae were tweaked between an index finger and thumb. It wasn't painful just unexpected and then there was the earth-monkey's tongue tracing his body leaving a trail of tingly pleasure where ever it went. It trailed down his body before engulfing his tapered member in it's hot, wet depth. Zim groaned in pleasure, it was clear that the Dib-monkey was talented in making him voice his pleasures. But then he felt something odd, something prodding his hole. "Wait!" Zim yelled. Dib actually stopped and raised himself up to look at Zim. The alien gasped in air as he collected his thoughts. "That place isn't for touching.." Zim finished lamely.

"How else do you expect it to feel better?" Dib asked. "If it doesn't feel good I will stop, how is that?" Zim nodded giving in to that piercing gaze. The Hooman kissed him then before carefully pushing a finger past the ring of his hole. It felt weird, like something wasn't quite right but he waited hoping it would feel better soon. He moaned as the finger rubbed the deep spot inside of him and the kiss deepened, bringing with it that tingly sensation he had craved all day. He wrapped his arms around Dib as the other fingered him, he felt something coming but the hooman withdrew his finger and pushed in two before working them both together. Zim groaned slightly uncomfortable with the increased pressure but then focused on the pleasure that he felt. He rocked his hips trying to get friction on his mostly ignored member. Dib pulled away and sat up before wrapping his free hand around the Irken's hard length. The dual sensation made Zim cry out as goo shot from the tip of his member. The sensation was mind-numbing and made him sleepy. Black spots appeared in his vision and he knew no more.

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"Weeeeheeeeeeaheeeeeeaaaahoooo," GIR yelled, startling Zim awake. Zim groaned as he attempted to get up but was immediately wrapped up tighter and pulled into a deep embrace. The body against his was warm and very exposed. Zim gulped, he didn't remember anything past his impressive orgasm, which was something he had only heard about when he was stranded out on Earth. He decided it wasn't so bad but the present company was, he couldn't sleep with his enemy. He tried in vain to get free but the hooman as a species had some impressive strength. It was weird enough to watch them grow from scrawny little worm-babies to hulking, tall worm-monkeys. Zim grumbled and elbowed the hooman.

"Unhand Zim this instant," Zim yelled. The grip was suddenly gone and Zim found himself flying face first off the bed. Zim groaned and thanked his lucky stars his face was flat unlike the hoomans. He quickly got to his feet and turned on his nemesis. "You stupid hooman-worm." Dib rolled his eyes before standing up allowing the blanket to fall loosely to the bed.

"You did say to unhand you," Dib stated as he stretched, his muscles clearly defined in the bright daylight that streamed through the window. The hooman yawned, but Zim was more focused another part of the human anatomy. Dib turned around and Zim quickly averted his gaze feeling warm goo flooding his face once more. What was this feeling of wanting to be small and unseen? He had no idea and it worried him that his nemesis could cause such a reaction. The pale skin entered his view and he looked up to see the smug look on Dib's face. "Should I have clung to you tighter then? Made you feel good?" Zim's face felt warmer but he instead chose to glare.

"Of course not," Zim yelled. His eyes had wandered down briefly before he realized his mistake. "Yesterday was a..." The Irken paused. Yesterday had been the best, he hadn't expected to feel so good and yet he had. "Y-yesterday..." He turned away unable to say anything more, then a thought occurred to him. "What are you still doing here?" Zim asked spinning around as GIR burst through the door.

"CLOOOOTHES," GIR yelled presenting Dib with the now clean clothes. Zim blushed unable to stop himself before Dib ordered the robot to go watch television. "Okie-Dokie!"

"Our cloth's were dirty," Dib replied. "And I was tired." Zim stood there unable to move as he thought about it, Dib couldn't stay. He didn't care how great last night was the other male had to go.

"Y-you.. You have your clothes, so leave," Zim yelled feeling very uncomfortable. The hooman leaned down and whispered in his ear.

"I thought you wanted to destroy me," Dib whispered, his breath ghosting along Zim's sensitive skin. He stood, frozen, he had completely forgotten. When he finally came to his senses and calmed down Dib was gone, and he had missed his chance after all.

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Dib laughed, now fully clothed, as he walked down the street back to his house. He couldn't believe it, his enemy was holding a secret lust for him and since when? Dib didn't care, he could use it to his advantage and keep the Irken off-balance. His thoughts went back to that moment when he came in the Irken's mouth, he couldn't help it. It unsettled him but it was the Irken's own fault for teasing him that much, seriously what had the little cretin expected? He wondered if the Irken truly hadn't paid attention in class. After all they had had the class together in skool about safe sex and all of that since it had become mandatory. It wasn't until he got to his house that he noticed something was off. He panicked wondering who or what had gotten in. The only sign that anyone had entered his home the welcome mat that was tilted sideways. He moved it back before the door flew open.

"Hey idiot your security system is still lame!" Gaz told him not even looking up from her game. Dib sighed in relief, it was only his younger sister. "Hit it off with your boyfriend yet?"

"What?" Dib asked.

"Don't play dumb with me. I know you were at Zim's house all last night," Gaz said looking up with one eye cracked open. Dib frowned as heat flushed his face. "Whatever, just make some breakfast and make it snappy." Dib groaned before entering the house and heading into the kitchen. He quickly whipped up some eggs and bacon and handed them to her on a plate. "Thanks."

"What happened did your boyfriend kick you out?" Dib asked. Gaz glared at him and he raised his hands before backing away. He guessed that he truly had done something so stupid. "Nevermind, stupid question." Dib went back into the kitchen.

"When are you and Zim getting married?" Gaz asked.

"Never," Dib replied. Every time she came over she asked the same question and he always gave her the same answer.

"Never say never," Gaz replied. "Remember when I said I would never get married?" Dib couldn't forget, Gaz's first relationship. They had gotten married two months after they met but they also got divorced later when she caught him having an affair with their hot neighbor. They had only lasted six months but the preceding to get them divorced took forever it had seemed. "I mean seriously how long have you two been dating now?"

"We're not dating Gaz," Dib replied.

"Uh-huh, trying to destroy each other is just like having a date every week," Gaz prodded. Dib sighed, he had actually been waiting quite a while for this last attempt and wondered why the Irken had waited so long.

"He took a month hiatus from that," Dib mentioned.

"A whole month?" Gaz asked. She paused her game and set it aside. "Huh, I'm surprised, lemme guess though… hmmm Big project? Maybe tree-sized? Or did you two finally hit it off?"

"An actual tree," Dib replied avoiding the rest of the answers.

"So which one of you took charge?" Gaz asked unperturbed.

"We didn't.. do anything like that..." Dib replied.

"I can tell when your lying Dib," Gaz teased. "It's all over your face, speaking of faces you need a tan. We should drag Zim to the beach too." Dib gave her an incredulous look, there was no way he would drag his nemesis to the beach.

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*intercept's* Hey guys sorry this is a little short but hopefully you understand why! oh and SURPRISE two chappies!

Teaser: Dib was rather pleased with himself, this time he was coming up with the schemes. And Gaz said he didn't have it in him, how wrong she was going to be today! Not that she would ever know!