Bonzi YGO! Style

Chapter3: I wuv golf!



Shadi: Ah ha! Time for more betting opportunities! And boy do we have some good ones tonight!

Ryou: *reads script and sniffles*

Shadi: Ok! First up we have the 'painting game' the object here is to see who can paint de best picture! The judge will be Seto! And you have to bet AFTER they have done the picture! Lets go have a look at what our contestants are up to!

Mai: *painting her nails with a huge paintbrush*

Bakura: *rolls around in paint and then shakes his hair getting the paint on his canvas, every one else and the studio*

Tea: *is painting a happy bunny with a sunshine in the background*

Ryou: *Paints a pic of a frog.. Yes a frog!*

Yugi: *paints himself out of boredom*

Mokuba: *helps paint Yugi out of boredom*

Joey: *tries to eat the yellow thinking it's some sort of food type* Mmmm kinda funny tastin'

Shadi: Ok! Place your bets for who will win! Ok Seto who's is the best?

Seto: They are all crap, I have seen more talent in a watermelon

Shadi: *Resists urge to hurt Seto*

Bakura: *can't resist urge.. Jumps up and chases Seto with a paintbrush*

Seto: *runs* Stay away!!!!

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Shadi: *shifty eyes as he shuffles in* Ok.. And now for. Lady one question! If you don't know about her then let me tell you! Lady one question asks a famous person ONE question and then we see how long it takes before they go!

Joey: BUT since the females we know NEVER EVER shut up! We had to er. improvise.

Bakura: And as for that famous person with our budget we could only get Tristan..

Yugi: *is shoved on stage wearing a long pink dress with a long blond wig and has TERRIBLE makeup* Why?

Bakura: *laughs and chucks Yugi a mic*

Yugi: *doesn't catch it in time and it hits him* O-O'

Shadi: And today he..er SHE will ask ONE question to Tristan!

Yugi in drag: *glares and sniffles*

Shadi: OK! Time for betting! How long will Tristan stick around? A) 1 to 10 seconds B)11 to 20 C) 21 to 30 OR D) 30+

Yugi in drag: *walks to Tristan* Ok I have a question. What is your mina goal in life?

Tristan: *blinks at the girl he doesn't know is Yugi in drag* well to get a girlfriend for one.. You know your nice! Got a boyfriend?

Yugi: ....

Tristan: Ah shy are we? You don't need to be with me *wink*

Shadi: if you said A you are a loser!

Yugi: *in mind 'kill me now kill me now oh PLZ?!'*

Tristan: and I'm sure age is nothing right.?

Yugi: *can't take it any more* IT'S ME!!! *Pulls off wig*

Tristan: O-O' YUGI??

Shadi: If u said B you are a winner!

Yugi: *kicks Tristan in his 'place and stomps off* Perv!



Shadi: *tap dances badly* Ok you want more?

Bakura: *clearly not giving a shit*...yay...

Shadi: *glares* ok now it's time for golf! That's right golf! The object of this is for one of our player to get at least ONE ball into the hole! Ok place your bets!

Bakura: *uses golf club to scratch back*

Ryou: *stares at it and hopes it might move by it's self*

Yami: *swings it for practise but hits Joey*

Joey: *On the floor in a daze* But mommy!!! I wanna wear the PINK dress!

Pegasus: *shifty eyes as he pulls out a huge assed club*

Shadi: OK! Betting over! You sure about your bet? Well TOO LATE now! Mwahahahah

Bakura: *hits ball but it goes flying we later hear some one scream*

Yugi's gramp: OH DANGNABIT!!!

Ryou: *takes a deep breathe and swings the club. the club slips out his hand and goes flying, it hits Tea and she's also dazed*

Tea: I wuv u. u wuv..me..we all .one big..

Yami: *hits the ball and it NEARLY goes in. he glares evilly at it making it value its life by going into the hole*

Pegasus: *uses huge ass club and ends the ball miles away*

Yugi's gramp: FOR THE LOVE OF!!!!

Shadi: Ah yes if you said Yami you win!

MORE TO COME