Bonzi YGO style!
Chap1: Welcome! Please read again ^-^
AN: Ok this may only be a Brit show but what it is, is funny and tis a betting game *ducks as ppl chuck stuff at her* Any way... I don't own YGO or Bonzi and my friend Gary helped me out ^-^' PLZ RnR
Shadi: Welcome to the show! Bonzi! For all your betting needs! For our first scene we will see how many balloons we can put on Mokuba before he floats! *Grins like a moron*
Mokuba: *looking worried as Bakura grins evilly and pats the helium tank*
Shadi: Ok! The options are A) 50 B)100 C)200 OR D) 200+
Mokuba: Are you saying I'm fat?
Shadi: Yes deal with it saddle bags!
Mokuba: *bursts into tears*
Shadi: Ok you have ten seconds to place your bets!
Mokuba: *tries to run off stage but is grabbed and pulled back by Bakura*
Shadi: OK! Betting over!
Bakura: *puts 50 balloons on Mokuba and he doesn't move*
Shadi: If you said A you are wrong!
Bakura: *adds more to make 100 still Mokuba doesn't move*
Shadi: If you said B you are wrong! Looks like nothing gonna move jello butt!
Bakura: *gets a balloon and inhales the helium* I'm not gay! *In high voice and grins*
Shadi: *sweatdrops*
Bakura: *Adds balloons to make 200*
Shadi: *stares at Mokuba* If you said C! You are a loser!
Mokuba: *sniffles* I want my mommy.
Bakura: *adds more balloons but Mokuba still doesn't move, he growls in annoyance and kicks Mokuba making him float into the air* Fear the flab! It's air born!
Mokuba: *Now needs clean underwear* Nooooooooooooooooo
Shadi: *laughs* If you said D you are a winner!
Bakura: *Gets out his slingshot and shoots the balloons and watches in glee as Mokuba lands on some ones car and hears the alarm go off* Mwahahahahaha *Still in high voice*
Shadi: Awww yes time for *dramatic music* Mr. SHAKE HANDS MAN!!
Ryou: *blinks and shuffles away but is shoved back on stage by Joey*
Shadi: Mr. Shake Hands man has to see how long he can shake hands with Fred Durst! (singer from Limp Bizkit) will it be for A) 10 to 20 seconds B) 21 to 30 seconds C) 31 to 40 seconds OR D) over 40! Place your bets now!!
Ryou: *sees Fred Durst and walks over with a mic*
Shadi: Betting over!
Ryou: Hello! Mr.Durst! I'm from channel four may I ask you some questions?
Fred: *nods and Ryou shakes his hand* Like what?
Ryou: Is it true your limp?
Time 5 seconds
Fred: *left eye twitching*
Ryou: Do you like biscuits?
10 seconds
Shadi: If you said A you a loser!
Fred: *can't seem to figure out Ryou's a boy* Have you got a boyfriend love?
Ryou: *sniffles and slaps Fred around the head with the mic and runs away screaming*
Time stops at 15 seconds
Shadi: If you said B you are the winner!!!
Shadi: *dances to crap music* Ok betting time! And only the 3rd scene mwahaha! Ok! Next gambling opportunity! Lets see who can knock of the most cans using pee! Lets meet the contestants!
Joey: *is too busy eating sandwich to give a shit*
Yami: *wonder why the hell he's here*
Yugi: *thinks he left the oven on*
Bakura: *trying to clean his ear out with his finger* This sucks *STILL in high voice*
Mokuba: *Limps in with a steering wheel over his head*
Shadi: Ok! Let the betting begin! Place your bets!
Joey: *burps*
Yami: *blinks*
Yugi: *still thinks the ovens on*
Bakura: *making a candle out of his ear wax*
Mokuba: *coughs*
Shadi: Betting ends!!!
Joey: *looks at the 10 cans he's meant to hit* Are you SURE this is humanly possible?
Shadi: YOU! How dare you question me! *Takes of turban and uses it as a towel to smack Joey on the ass*
Joey: *yelps and hits 2 cans*
Shadi: .. Thank Ra I'm not YOUR girlfriend with an aim like that!
Yami: *sighs and hits 7 cans and a camera*
Cameraman: *Screams and runs around* IT BURNS!!!!!!!!
Yugi: *gets distracted and ends up peeing on Joey's foot* Sorry!
Joey: *whimpers*
Bakura: *grins like a moron hits one can and ends up hitting Shadi* SCORE! Do I get bonus points?
Shadi: *glares* No! You die!!! *Chases Bakura with unrolled turban*
Mokuba: *shifty eyes* I can do this!!! *Sniffles as he feels something drip down his leg*
Shadi: *still trying to kill Bakura* If you said Yami you are de winner!
MORE TO COME ON THE NEXT PART!
Chap1: Welcome! Please read again ^-^
AN: Ok this may only be a Brit show but what it is, is funny and tis a betting game *ducks as ppl chuck stuff at her* Any way... I don't own YGO or Bonzi and my friend Gary helped me out ^-^' PLZ RnR
Shadi: Welcome to the show! Bonzi! For all your betting needs! For our first scene we will see how many balloons we can put on Mokuba before he floats! *Grins like a moron*
Mokuba: *looking worried as Bakura grins evilly and pats the helium tank*
Shadi: Ok! The options are A) 50 B)100 C)200 OR D) 200+
Mokuba: Are you saying I'm fat?
Shadi: Yes deal with it saddle bags!
Mokuba: *bursts into tears*
Shadi: Ok you have ten seconds to place your bets!
Mokuba: *tries to run off stage but is grabbed and pulled back by Bakura*
Shadi: OK! Betting over!
Bakura: *puts 50 balloons on Mokuba and he doesn't move*
Shadi: If you said A you are wrong!
Bakura: *adds more to make 100 still Mokuba doesn't move*
Shadi: If you said B you are wrong! Looks like nothing gonna move jello butt!
Bakura: *gets a balloon and inhales the helium* I'm not gay! *In high voice and grins*
Shadi: *sweatdrops*
Bakura: *Adds balloons to make 200*
Shadi: *stares at Mokuba* If you said C! You are a loser!
Mokuba: *sniffles* I want my mommy.
Bakura: *adds more balloons but Mokuba still doesn't move, he growls in annoyance and kicks Mokuba making him float into the air* Fear the flab! It's air born!
Mokuba: *Now needs clean underwear* Nooooooooooooooooo
Shadi: *laughs* If you said D you are a winner!
Bakura: *Gets out his slingshot and shoots the balloons and watches in glee as Mokuba lands on some ones car and hears the alarm go off* Mwahahahahaha *Still in high voice*
Shadi: Awww yes time for *dramatic music* Mr. SHAKE HANDS MAN!!
Ryou: *blinks and shuffles away but is shoved back on stage by Joey*
Shadi: Mr. Shake Hands man has to see how long he can shake hands with Fred Durst! (singer from Limp Bizkit) will it be for A) 10 to 20 seconds B) 21 to 30 seconds C) 31 to 40 seconds OR D) over 40! Place your bets now!!
Ryou: *sees Fred Durst and walks over with a mic*
Shadi: Betting over!
Ryou: Hello! Mr.Durst! I'm from channel four may I ask you some questions?
Fred: *nods and Ryou shakes his hand* Like what?
Ryou: Is it true your limp?
Time 5 seconds
Fred: *left eye twitching*
Ryou: Do you like biscuits?
10 seconds
Shadi: If you said A you a loser!
Fred: *can't seem to figure out Ryou's a boy* Have you got a boyfriend love?
Ryou: *sniffles and slaps Fred around the head with the mic and runs away screaming*
Time stops at 15 seconds
Shadi: If you said B you are the winner!!!
Shadi: *dances to crap music* Ok betting time! And only the 3rd scene mwahaha! Ok! Next gambling opportunity! Lets see who can knock of the most cans using pee! Lets meet the contestants!
Joey: *is too busy eating sandwich to give a shit*
Yami: *wonder why the hell he's here*
Yugi: *thinks he left the oven on*
Bakura: *trying to clean his ear out with his finger* This sucks *STILL in high voice*
Mokuba: *Limps in with a steering wheel over his head*
Shadi: Ok! Let the betting begin! Place your bets!
Joey: *burps*
Yami: *blinks*
Yugi: *still thinks the ovens on*
Bakura: *making a candle out of his ear wax*
Mokuba: *coughs*
Shadi: Betting ends!!!
Joey: *looks at the 10 cans he's meant to hit* Are you SURE this is humanly possible?
Shadi: YOU! How dare you question me! *Takes of turban and uses it as a towel to smack Joey on the ass*
Joey: *yelps and hits 2 cans*
Shadi: .. Thank Ra I'm not YOUR girlfriend with an aim like that!
Yami: *sighs and hits 7 cans and a camera*
Cameraman: *Screams and runs around* IT BURNS!!!!!!!!
Yugi: *gets distracted and ends up peeing on Joey's foot* Sorry!
Joey: *whimpers*
Bakura: *grins like a moron hits one can and ends up hitting Shadi* SCORE! Do I get bonus points?
Shadi: *glares* No! You die!!! *Chases Bakura with unrolled turban*
Mokuba: *shifty eyes* I can do this!!! *Sniffles as he feels something drip down his leg*
Shadi: *still trying to kill Bakura* If you said Yami you are de winner!
MORE TO COME ON THE NEXT PART!