Review. More/faster updates if there are reviews. For this or any of the other stories. This needs a bit of an explanation. This is not a follow up chapter, sort of consider it non cannon to the rest of the story. Just some fun sexy/smutty borderline AU stuff that I wanted to try out.

Cool to see fanart for this or any of my other stuff.

This is an AU lemon with Dipper/Pacifica/Priscilla.

Pacifica was growling as she marched up the long paved driveway to the mansion's massive steps. She glanced side to side, it was weird seeing this place getting shabby and overgrown. She had lived here her entire childhood and most of her teenage years. So to see it go to rot so fast was weird and freaky.

The young hot blonde milf pounded on the door and tapped her boot heel. She glanced at her phone and rolled her eyes before pounding again. Of course there were no servants around when she needed to actually get into this fucking mansion. She rattled the doorknob and much to her surprise it opened.

She walked in and wrinkled her nose. The shack that she her lover, his sister and their kids lived in might be shabby but the mansion was really starting to go to shit. Probably because they couldn't afford it, or didn't have the actual status to afford their old rich ways.
"God this is so ridiculous." Pacifica muttered as she walked into the large ballroom. She glanced around and tapped her heel again.

"Like hello? Is anyone home!" She shouted before frowning and walking up the stairs. She got to the second floor and walked down it, she really hoped that she wouldn't need to go up to the third or fourth floors. She doubted that the bitch was there though, she never had the nerve for strenous exercise.

Pacifica paused as she passed an old balding man in a wheelchair with an oxygen mask on.
"Hey Dad." She said unimpressed as she patted his bald head and walked past the pathetic remains of Preston Northwest. If she had any pity for the pitiful thing that her father had become she didn't show it. After all he was the moron who had caused all of his problems, selling his health for wealth to some sort of weird demon was his dumbest fucking plan yet.

Pacifica glanced around and frowned until she sniffed. Her years in an alternate universe filled with sabertooth cats and dinosaurs had increased her sense of smell to that of a blonde predator. She caught a whiff of perfume and quickly closed in, she could hear the clicking of high heels attempting to run away down the hallway.

"Oh no you don't!" Pacifica shouted as the figure ducked into a second story balcony and attempted to race around the perimeter. Pacifica ran and lunged and got across the large open corridor within a second. She smirked as she landed like a true cavewoman. She still got it.

"Well now I see where that ragamuffin gets her horrific manners." Priscilla Northwest said with a haughty sniff as Pacifica stood up and brushed herself clean.
"Be nice or else I will be worse." Pacifica warned her mother as she glowered at her. "Now explain to me why my daughter came home without her home made bow and arrows and I will be on my way."

"To think that I am related to that little hooligan." The rich woman said sniffing in irritation. Pacifica rolled her eyes. Where her father had really let himself go, losing control of his muscles, bladder, lungs and just about everything else, Priscilla Northwest had seemingly gotten stronger and stronger as time went on, growing haughtier and poutier. Her breasts were still large and full at DD cups to match Pacifica's own. And her booty was pretty impressive, large and round, although it also probably became that way do to years of sitting on her ass. Her face was lined but not sagging and her hair was shockingly brownish gold. She actually looked surprisingly good for a woman her age, any one else would think so.

But PAcifica also saw her sharp claw like nails and her firm eyes. The bitch was cold as ice on the inside. And she had kicked her own granddaughter off of her property because she was a miserable lonely old bitch.

"Yeah well that hooligan is your granddaughter so treat her with respect. Now where are Goldie's things? I am taking them back home with me." Pacifica said rolling her eyes and popping out one of her impressive round soft hips. She was still proud as shit about them, nice and firm but also with a strange contradictory level of softness. She new that she looked good, even after all of the kids that she had somehow managed to squeeze out.

"That distasteful piece of hunting equipment that your so called daughter was threatening my peacocks in is somewhere in the mansion's fireplaces. After all what use would I have for it? Beside a young lady has no use of such distasteful things." Priscilla said with another critical look at Pacifica, as if she was ashamed that they were related at all, or that they had to share the same air.

"Now if that will be all daughter I think that you should go back to that pig hovel that that weirdo and his clan of freaks live." Priscilla said turning on her heel and starting to stomp down the hallway. "This was most unpleasant. Let us not do this ever again."

Pacifica gaped and then growled before moving forward to grip Priscilla's wrist. She spun her mother around with her freakish cavewoman strength and getting so in her mothers face that she pressed their noses together.

"Listen up you unbearable jerk. Whether you like it or not that was your gradndaughter that you just acted like a complete creep to! And if you destroyed her crossbow then you are going to replace it! Buy her one, steal one, carve one with your old lady hands I don't give a shit! But I am not going home without a-"Pacifica was caught off guard as Priscilla pushed her hard and growled breaking the grip.

Priscilla's hand went up and slapped Pacifica across the face. The younger woman gazed at her in shock for a few moments before growling and launching herself through the air and tackling the shrieking rich woman.

"And you're sure this is safe?" Dipper asked Mabel who only shrugged and stuck out her tongue, her overalls were stained with oil and hardly holding back her bare breasts. She for some reason insisted that she work shirtless because apparently it got hot as hell in the basement. Dipper tried not to stare and succeed for the most part. It was still sort of fucking weird.

"No clue! But I am willing to try it out!" Mabel cried out eagerly. She wanted to try starting the machine up again, she wanted to try and get a pet dinosaur. And would be damned if she didn't get that fucking dinosaur. She grinned and bounded to the switches.
"Now I pretty much just redid all of the stuff that I had to undo in order to get you crazy kids back from the past. So hopefully there won't be any sort of overlap and you can just stay right there and hopenothinggoeswrongfingerscrossed!" Mabel hyper shouted out while Dipper scratched his clean shaven jaw.

"What? Mabel I heard maybe every third word." Dipper complained while she flipped down her sunglasses and grinned.
"Buckle up brobro! We are getting this party started!" Mabel shouted as she flipped the switch.

The large portal began to rumble and rattle. Dipper stared and sheilded his eyes. He grinned eagerly, this was going to be so cool! He couldn't wait to see what would happen now that he was safely on the other side of that massive nightmare machine! He gulped, his throat felt a little odd, sort of chalky. He also felt a little tingly and wondered what that was about.

"Oh boy that can't be good." Mabel muttered out. Dipper glanced back at her only to see that he was slowly floating upwards into the air. He glanced down and yelped before wiggling his feet and waving his arms frantically trying to get back to the ground as the strange portal began to glow brighter and brighter.

"Mabel!" Dipper shouted out as he felt himself slowly getting tugged backwards.
"Don't worry bro! We will get you back...somehow..."She mumbeled out as he dissapeared in a flash of white light.

Pacifica growled as she gripped Priscilla's hair in a fist and prepared to bitch slap her moms face right off when she gasped. The two of them were slowly floating up in the air. They glanced at each other in confusion as they continued to float higher and higher. A glowing white light surrounded the two of them.

"Pacifica? Sweetums...what's happening?" Priscilla said in fear as she grabbed her daughters shoulders as the white light spilling around the two of them grew brighter and brighter.

"I have no idea mom...oh crap not again." Pacifica muttered out as they both felt their molecules explode and then implode.

Pacifica moaned as she sat up on a flat black rock. She glanced around and smelled the dense jungle air. She rolled her eyes and glanced downwards. Naked. Of course.
"Not again." She muttered out as she stood and stretched. She glanced around, everything seemed to look the same, which probably meant that they had been brought back to the same place that they had more or less just left. Time worked weirdly here though, Dipper and Pacifica had been gone from their time for maybe a month, and they had not aged a single day, but they had had like five kids who grew to be around fourteen years old.

Pacifica heard someone moan and turned around to roll her eyes.
"Great. You're here too." She said crossing her arms under her tits and frowning down at Priscilla who was groaning and sat up rubbing her head.
"What happened? Where are we?" Priscilla said in fear as she glanced around at the wilderness surrounding them, she had not been in a place this wild in decades! It looked disgusting! And it smelt like a farmers stand! One covered in filth!

"We're in the distant past or some weird parallel dimension. We need to get to that massive cave on top of that mountain or else there is a good chance that we will both be eaten by bugs, dinosaurs, cavepeople or a sabertooth tiger. Now get up and get moving." Pacifica said marching towards the forest. Her mom's wail cut through the jungle and Pacifica rolled her eyes before turning around with a snarl.

"What now?"
"Where is my gown? I just had it on! Why are you naked? Why am I naked! What sort of madman would do this to meeee?" Priscilla whined out as Pacifica rubbed her aching forehead.
"Was I ever this helpless? This is just stupid."
"No you were much better then this. Trust me." Dipper said as he walked out of the jungle rubbing the back of his head from where he fell awkwardly. "Plus it's Mad woman. Mabel accidentally sent us back in time again. Or to a parallel dimension. Wherever this place actually is." Dipper said as he wrapped his arms familiarily around Pacifica's waist and pulled her in for a quick kiss. She rested her hands on his broad chest and smiled before grinning and giving him a peck to the cheek and then one to the lips.

"Well at least we have a mini vacation while Mabel gets to watch the kids." Dipper chuckles as he cups Pacifica's booty meat and wiggles his eyebrows excitedly. "I hope you know what that means."

"Babysitting that crybaby." Pacifica snarks and points over her shoulder towards her shivering mother who was jumping at every little noise.
"Oh...great..."Dipper mumbles out while exchanging a look with Pacifica, clearly neither wanted this to happen. "We should at least get started towards the cave though."

Priscilla waited for a few seconds while the other two held hands and started walking towards the mountain.
"AHEM!" SHe said clearing her throat before they turned around.
"What?" Pacifica snapped out.
"Carry me." Priscilla commanded before snapping her fingers.
"There is no way in hell that we are going to-"

"God damn it..." Dipper muttered out as he marched up the hill with Priscilla in his arms and a fuming Pacifica walking beside him. They had wasted hours arguing with the spoiled rotten old hag. But she had insisted and begged and thrown a tantrum until the stressed duo had to give in. Priscilla was smiling smugley as she cuddled next to Dipper.

They slowly got to the top of the mountain and glanced into the cave. Everything was right where it had been when they left. Minus some food and fire. But their clothes and their pile of skins were still there. The same with their weapons and a few tools and eating utensils.
"Nice." Pacifica said as she waltzed in and held up a loin cloth of striped tiger skin. She grabbed a lion skin loin cloth for Dipper and a zebra one for her mom.
"Here you go...Maybe you should go check to see if any of your old traps are still operational. I will clean up here before doing some hunting."

"Sounds great babe." Dipper said giving Pacifica a kiss to the cheek as he took his clothes and walked down the mountain path, his cock bouncing between his legs. Pacifica sighed dreamily as he walked away, she liked to watch him walk away. He had a killer ass.
"I think I get it now." Priscilla said with a knowing smirk as she bumped PAcifica's ass with her own. Pacifica stumbled before quirking an eyebrow.
"Oh?"
"Yeah. I can see why you like that big hunk of man muscle. I think that he might just make the perfect step daddy for you." Priscilla said as she teasingly hit her hip against Pacifica and caused the younger good looking girl to stumble a bit.

"Ah...like what makes you think he would go for an old ho like you when he has a nice good looking wife like me around." Pacifica shot back as Priscilla merely chuckled and flicked her daughters nose.
"You might have been his choice when you were stuck here without any other options. But now that mama is here...well all men love milfs. That is just a given. Don't worry your hooligan tribe can still visit if I feel generous."

Pacifica growled and got into her moms smirking face. The crunch of gravel came to them and they turned to see Dipper trucking up the side of the mountain shaking his head.
"Well no traps anymore. But I think that I found a decent dead wolly mammoth and we could use it's hide for...did I interrupt something?" Dipper asked concenred while PAcifica and PRiscilla forced smiles and turned around.
"Nothing darling..Nothing at all." Pacifica growled out as she glared at Priscilla who looked critically down at their bed of furs. She sure as hell wasn't going to be sleeping on that tonight!

"Mother." Pacifica said curtly as Priscilla lay out her mammoth hide towel and lay across it.
"Daughter." Priscilla responded as she lay down beside where Pacifica was sunbathing. She was trying to be cruel and aloof but it was hard when there were only two people alive in the entire jungle. It had been close to six months since they last arrivied. And none of them felt too angry at that. It was like a crazy vacation where velociraptor herds screamed at night and you had to go hunting for rabbits the size of dogs.

Dipper was swimming and bathing in a nearby moving stream. He stood up, his bare muscle bound body was rippling with water. Both women bit their lips as they eagerly watched, their thighs rubbing together as they stared longingly towards the stud as he splashed around enjoying himself. He had left his loin cloths beside the water.

Pacifica had come down to do some sunbathing of her own. It made sense that Priscilla would join them. It got spooky up at the cave when you were alone. Priscilla had been holding her own out in the wilderness for a while though. She was getting tougher, developing muscles and actually pulling her weight a bit more. Which was good as Dipper and Pacifica were no longer carrying her or splitting their meals with her unless she contributed something.

The three of them were starting to develop a little bit of a civilization. Pacifica glanced at her mom and scoffed a little. The old bitch was primping her hair and pressing her large funbags upwards. Not a hint of sag on those bad boys. But Pacifica was the younger hotter sleeker model. Priscilla was the old fashioned clunker, Pacifica was like a race car.

Priscilla moaned and wiggled out of her tube top and tossed it aside. Pacifica's eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets before she glared towards Dipper who had paused his paddling to glance up at the two of them.
"He is mine you bitch." Pacifica whispered just loudly enough for her mom to hear before gripping the back of her bikini top and untying it letting the piece of fur and hide drop to the sand. She then wiggled out of her loin cloth and lay with her booty in the air and grinning before waving at Dipper whose eyes widened in shocked amazement. He gulped and sunk into the water to his ears when Priscilla sat back on her haunches and ran her hands luxuriously through her hair.

Pacifica snarled and glared at her mother who glared right back without a care in the world.

The two heard a yelp and turned to the water to see Dipper splash beneath it. Just as a massive red and black coil began to break the surface and then dissapear again.
"Dipper? DIPPPER!" Pacifica yelled jumping to her feet and sprinting for the river. She picked up a rock and hurled herself into the water. A second later she heard a splash and turned to see Priscilla running in after her daughter with a sharpened spear that she carried with her everywhere.

Pacifica's eyes grew wide as she saw Dipper struggling in the coils of a massive snake. It twisted and turned to hiss at the weird hairless bipedal apes that invaded it's deep river. Pacifica kicked towards it snarling. Priscilla right beside her. Amazonian yells pierced the water as the mother daughter duo attacked, their weapons raised and their eyes filled with fire.

Dipper coughed a few hours later as he limped out of the water with his arms around Pacifica and Priscilla. The other two were coughing as well, no one was sure who was supporting who. Pacifica had the tip of a fang in one hand that she had town out to use as a knife and Priscilla was dragging close to a solid twelve feet of snake skin that they had torn off with their nails.

Dipper moaned out as the three slowly started up towards the cave. He was amazed and breathless and had forgotten his loin cloth. But no one mentioned it.

Hours later the three were back in the cave. Dipper was dozing, coming in and out of a conversation that Pacifica and Priscilla were having beside the fire. The two big bootied amazonian warrior queens were talking and glancing over at Dipper. They finally nodded before standing and walking towards him with a determined gaze in their eyes.

"Hey girls. What's up?" Dipper asked before getting cut off from Pacifica landing beside him cupping his face and pressing their lips together. Her hand going to his bare cock and giving it long firm strokes. He moaned and gasped before shivering. The two of them had not fucked for months and months. The kids back in the future...and Priscilla being a bitch here...they just didn't have any time...but then another hand joined Pacifica's and a squeak came out of Priscilla's mouth. This dick dwarfed any other dicks that she had seen in her life. And it was amazing. She gulped and drooled slightly.

Dipper popped his lips off of Pacifica's and with a dulled set of eyes he turned to Priscilla, his face a bright pink as Priscilla reached up and planted their lips together. She had been flirting nonstop with Dipper ever since they arrivied, asking him to carry things, or her, or to help her dress or undress...and now here she was nude on his pile of furs and sticking her long experienced tongue down his throat.

"Mommy and I have been talking. And we think that while we are here...we should at least have a bit of fun...and since you're so...big and strong...welll..."
"We've decided to share you." Priscilla whispered into his ear with a harsh growl before biting his ear and pulling slightly. Dipper yelped before their hands clamped down on his cock.
"So how about it big boy? Think that you can take on two hot pieces of ass at once?" Pacifica bragged as she plopped a breast onto his chest. Dipper gulped in eagerness and his dick seemed to grow three sizes in thirty six seconds. Both girls gasped as they gazed down at the massive slab of man meat.

"I think that means yes darling. And can you blame him? Just look at us!" Priscilla bragged as she gestured down towards their nice smooth skin, their big generous asses, their strong muscle laced cores and their large womanly hips and breasts.
"Oh man." Dipper moaned out as the two moved around him. Pacifica squatted over his face and bit her lips nervously. She had never shared Dipper before...but honestly if she was going to share him with anyone...well she was glad that it was with her mom as opposed to someone insane or weird like his sister.

This version of incest was just a little less taboo...hopefully...

Dipper gripped her around the thighs and pulled her down to embrace his tongue with her pussy. She squeezed him in delight as his slippery long tongue began to play with her folds. It was all so familiar and the two began to fall into their familiar beat that the two had perfected over a few long years of romantic lovemaking.

Dipper then nearly howled into her pussy as a pair of lips wrapped around his cock and began to steadily deep throat him. Priscilla gagged for a second before stealing herself and really committing to the blow job. She twirled her hair through her fingers and moaned in delight and happiness as Dipper humped himself upwards. Arching his back to force more and more of his massive dick down her throat. Pacifica glanced over her shoulder and whistled in amazement, it had taken her a few months to get to that degree with Dipper! To see her mom master it so soon was actually sort of intimidating...

She moaned as his hands came up and cupped her breasts. Pulling at her nipples as he ground his tongue against her nub. His balls were being coated in Priscilla's drool and he wondered how soon it would be before he was splattering the back of her mouth with his wet greasy white cum...

Dipper groaned as Priscilla began to hum as she bobbed her head, making him almost lose his mind. He knew that Pacifica could hit some high notes and she used that vocal control to make her blow jobs out of this world! But this was something else entirely!

Dipper panted and gasped excitedly as Pacifica pouted before moving towards Dippers cock, sliding down his abs until her rump slapped her mom in the face and pushed her away. Priscilla pouted before grinning as Pacifica's nice big ass ground and hotdogged dippers cock. Priscilla gripped Pacifica by the hips and slowly guided her daughter onto his prick.

Dipper moaned as the familiar wet slippery warm cunt hugged him. The two smiled at each other as Dipper began to hump into her dripping wet snatch and she humped right back, just as if not more excited then Dipper. After all there was nothing in the world quite like a big cock in your tight pink pussy. Pacifica felt her pent up orgasm start to rise, getting bigger and bigger, faster and faster. She was soon huffing and puffing, her eyes glazed as she ran her hands up and down his abs.

Dipper's face was replaced by Priscilla's as she swung herself around and slapped her lips to Pacifica's making the blonde gasp before moaning. Dipper gazed on in shock as the mother and daughter dueled above him. Their tongues like rapiers and their hands entwined lovingly.
"This is incredible." He mumbled out loud as the glorious big booty rolled on top of him. Pacifica and Priscilla gasped as they orgasmed again and again. The entire world seemed to blur. They could hardly tell what was happening anymore!

Pacifica found herself on all fours as Dipper plowed into her like she was a mare and he was a massive breeding stallion hung for her pleasure. Priscilla was seated beneath Pacifica, lounging backwards on a massive pile of furs. She was making out with her daughter, her hands wrapped in Pacifica's golden hair. The two gasping and panting as Dipper groaned like a wild animal as he pounded into PAcifica. Giving it to her like it was no bodies bussiness!

Priscilla moaned as she humped against Dipper's long hard shaft. It was plunging to depths that she had never had touched before! He threatened to rupture her womb with his insistent pounding. His hands digging into her nice firm butt as she humped back against him. Her large breasts bouncing with every firm thrust into her. Her mind snapping as Pacifica tweaked her nipples.

Dipper groaned as the mother and daughter squatted and stood, his cock firmly trapped between their pussies as they moaned and squatted and bounced and rubbed his cock shaft between their pussy lips. Soon they were on their backs. Priscilla a top of PAcifica as he rubbed his cock between Priscilla's ass cheeks and Pacifica's awaiting pussy lips. Priscilla was leaking like a faucet. A huge wad of creamy thick fertile man cum was dripping down her thighs and plopping onto the floor.

Pacifica gasped as Priscilla licked her cunt as she was being bounced up and down on Dipper's dick. His hands gripping her, holding her, never willing to let her go. Priscilla was slurping on his balls, grasping desperately for attention. Dipper groaned, the two women felt so similar yet there were tiny differences, like how they reacted or cried out or wiggled their hips. But it was absolutely amazing!

"Do me harder Dipper! Faster!" Pacifica commanded on her back with her legs raised as he plowed into her.
"No Dipper! Do me harder! I need that cock!" Priscilla commanded as she spanked her own ass and wiggled it towards him. She was on her hands and knees and almost crying for it.
"Okay." Dipper muttered as he tiredly switched from one pussy to the other.
"Dipper! Come back to me! I was so close! Don't spend time on her! I need you!" Pacifica begged as he plunged into Priscilla's hole. He gave her over one hundred firm solid thrusts before turning back to Pacifica, his cock still amazingly thick and heavy and hard. Like he was something superhuman.
"Okay." He grunted out...Hardly able to use human words anymore. He groaned and moved from one to the other back and forth like a yoyo. He finally paused and gripped his cock and moaned.

"Can't take it anymore...I'm cumming!" He howled out as the two turned and licked his cock with insistent cat like licks. He moaned and shot his load across their perky blonde smiling faces as he began to growl and groan out loud. His orgasm was hard and fast and coated the girls from their matching smiles to their firm pink slippery nipples.
"Whoa." Priscilla moaned out as she collapsed next to an exhausted Dipper and Pacifica, he had an arm around both as they all breathed heavily. She nuzzled close to him and sighed happy. "That was amazing."

"What did I say mom? All you needed was some firm hard caveman fucking to stop being such a bitch." Pacifica said with a grin and a wink. Dipper sighed happy that they were at least getting along together.
"Hey you guys...are you like up for another round?" Pacifica said with a blush. Dipper rolled his eyes, he was not going to get a lot of sleep tonight. He could tell.

"Slow down you hellion!" Priscilla shouted after her daughter as the teenager chuckled and sprinted from her mothers grasp. Priscilla sighed and cupped her pregnant belly. She used to be able to keep up with her children. But then Dipper had to orgasm in her during her fertile time! Her snake skin loin cloth and bra hardly fit her anymore since her breasts had swollen with milk.

Pacifica waddled over. Her son helping her along the way, at least Priscilla didn't have it that bad. Pacifica was boasting twins and another set on the way.
"She is just excited granny don't get your hair in a knot." Pacifica teased as Priscilla pouted. The two blondes paused as a crack filled the air.
"What is that?" Pacifica's blonde son asked and pointed. Pacifica rubbed his golden head with a smirk. The young mother hardly looked or felt older then twenty two. Which was when she had time traveled for the first time. Which probably had something to do with it even though the kids looked to be in their mid teens.

"That kiddo is our ticket home." Pacifica said as she whistled and Dipper emerged with the toddlers. He grinned and ran to join them. Priscilla's daughter coming over holding a bow and handing it to Priscilla with a grin. Priscilla took a deep breath as they all stepped through and blinked as an excited yell filled the room. Mabel nodded at her assistants as they ran to hug their parents.

Everyone paused when they saw the strangers.
"Kids...these are your...siblings!" Dipper said with a nervous chuckle as Pacifica shrugged at Mabel who rolled her eyes.
"Jeez leave you two alone for five freaking months." Mabel muttered as Goldie walked forwards holding out her hand to her new siblings.

"Oh! Darling! I have a present for you." Priscilla said rapidly thrusting the bow towards the young blonde. Goldie took it with wide eyes before glancing at Priscilla. She grinned and nodded.
"Whoa! Granny! This is super crappy!" Priscilla pouted in response. But then Goldie wrapped her arms around Priscilla's large pregnant body and beamed up at the older woman. "But I love it! Thank you!"

Dipper and Pacifica sighed, it looked like the mixing of familys had gone well. Now they just wanted a shower and a clean bed.
"God damn it! Her too?" MAbel said pointing at Priscilla in amazement. "I need to make more sweaters now!" Mabel said shaking her head.

A few months later Preston Northwest whimpered as the toddlers climbed over him, coming dangerously close to pulling off his oxygen mask. He whimpered as one of them began to push his wheelchair around without a second thought. He wondered where the hell the nannies were that were supposed to be looking after these little cavepeople?

And where was his wife anyway?

Pacifica and Priscilla chatted out in the garden sipping lemonades and chewing small sandwiches. Completely at ease as Dipper and Mabel sat nearby arguing over how to make a better portal without ripping a hole in time space. It was nice living in the Northwest manor, plenty of room for the kids and cash to burn. Life was perfect. They were just one enormous odd but loving mixed family.

Priscilla just wished that she had let them in earlier!

Review. Faster updates if this or any of the other stuff gets a review. Again this might be a follow up to the past two chapters but don't consider it an actual part of them at all. Probably going to have another AU chapter where it is Dipper/Mabel in Prehistoric falls.

Don't hold your breath though.