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Dipper Pines, the eighteen year old jacked adventurer sat upright and groaned rubbing his aching head. He felt as if he had the worlds worst hangover. And the screeching of the dinosaurs in the background probably didn't help. He stood up and looked around in amazement. He was in a prehistoric world overlooking the valley of Gravity Falls. He could see a small tribe of cavepeople in the distance.

A herd of dinosaurs wandered over the plains, and the flora and fauna were enormous and consisted of strange monstrous creatures. He rubbed his eyes and attempted to remember, when exactly did all of this happen? What had happened to him?

Then it all came flooding back to him. Of course. Ford, and McGucket.


"So let me get this straight, this machine will show you a window into the past?" Dipper asked as he peered at the shimmering vortex in front of him. The two old men looked at each other and smirked knowingly.
"Hardly. This will allow you to view a possible present that has developed within the exact same sphere of space as our own. But at a different frequency and time length. For instance you might gaze into a world devoted exclusively to solar energy, or one where the internet was never invented, or still where sour cream has gained intelligence and slowly taken over the world." Ford said proudly petting the machine with fondness.

"Of course we made it impossible for anything to travel out of or into it so that way we won't have to deal with the little unpleasantness that transpired in some of our previous experiments and the entire unpleasentenss of when you were a child." Ford finished smiling. Dipper looked at him a little skeptically. He knew that his great uncle had changed to just doing science for the sake of science, but still the possibility of running into more creatures such as Bill Cipher...that might just be a little too close to comfort.

"I think that this is pretty cool. When are you going to start it up?" He asked with interest as he poked at the machine itself.

"Just as soon as our-ah ha! And here she comes now!" Dipper tried to ignore the beating in his heart and the blush on his face when Pacifica Northwest walked down the stairs. It was difficult. She had waist length golden hair tied up in a ponytail, she had large mouth watering hips, and wide beautiful eyes, she had really matured over the past few years. She was easily one of the most attractive girls that he knew. (Just don't tell Wendy that he was sure that he still had a shot with her!)

"As soon as your slave comes with your drinks." Pacifica snarked as she deposited a tray with wine glasses on it down. Along with a dark red wine bottle. She uncorked it expertly and began to pour four large glasses. She passed them out before she began to sip hers.

"Now young'un you aint' a slave! Don'ts I pay ya?" McGucket said with a large happy smile. She rolled her eyes in annoyance.
"What does payment have to do with manual labor?"
"Well one you are a slave and the other you are just working. Why are you working here anyway?" Dipper questioned in amazement. He had not hung out with Pacifica Northwest for a few months now, he was normally busy traveling or working or investigating or with his first year of school. So it had taken him a lot of time to actually get this time off to visit his uncle and friends.

"It's called a job Dipper, some of us need them?"
"You just said that this was slavery.. ugh never mind." He forgot how impossible she could sometimes be. Sure was cute though, he tried not to stare as she walked around the basement gathering up old silverware and bowls. She had a lovely swing to her hips and a very feminine way of walking that reminded him of a graceful dancer. A graceful dancer with the ample booty of a sex goddess of course. But he also tried to ignore that and focus on the machine in front of him. He hated hormones, and he loved how pretty she looked. She wasn't wearing any make up so he was just seeing her face straight up.

"Well then children, if you put on your safety goggles then we can begin science!" Ford said excitedly and handed out two safety goggles to Pacifica and Dipper who stood beside each other and waited as the two older men began to work on the machine. They all stepped back as the machine began to glow, and then hum and then shiver a little. A small golden ball exited from the machine and floated slowly forward. Dipper and Pacifica exchanged a confused glance, it was all very impressive, but they did not see any form of magical window to another dimension. And the strange ball was starting to get closer to them.

"What's happening?" Pacifica asked in confusion as she nervously pushed herself behind Dipper who raised his hand up to block the light issuing from it.

"Uh guys?" He questioned before the ball of light flashed once and then shot forward hitting Dipper in the chest. He fell backwards into Pacifica's arms and then everything went dark.

Dipper rubbed his head. He remembered it all now. There must have been a malfunction that instead of opening a doorway opened a portal, one that sent them back in time or to an alternate timeline where apparently cave people and dinosaurs lived at the same time. Wild and impossible. He had only seen the ball hit him, so he hoped that meant that he had been the only one who had teleported.

He heard a feminine groan behind him and cursed his bad luck. He turned around and very nearly died of a heart attack. Laying on her back in the dirt was a very angry and very naked Pacifica Northwest. Her clothes had disappeared and she was nude, in all of her crazy glorious beauty. Her golden hair made a bed for her to lay on, her tits seemed to practically defy gravity in an impossible manner, they were so large and jiggle. Her ass clenched and she sat up. She looked around in amazement and wonder before her eyes landed on Dipper.

She logically screamed.
"GGGGGAAAAHHH!"
"DAH!" He responded jumping back and raising his hands up to protect his head.
"Why are you naked!" She demanded gesturing at his body. He looked down and saw that his large torso and muscular arms were in deed bare. He didn't have any pants either and his...'Dipper' was out so to speak. She was blushing crazy and he had to cover himself and close his legs. He had a big cock what can he say? He was born lucky.
"So are you!" He shouted closing his eyes when she screamed again. Pacifica slapped her hands over her breasts and tried to cross her legs so that they covered her cunt. She looked around herself wildly and in fear.

"What happened? Where are we? Oh Crap when are we?" She shouted furiously, the color rising across her tits and face. She could not believe that one of the few days that she actually came in to work for that crazy old man she was unlucky enough to get sent to another dimension!

"I should have stayed in bed today." She groaned in annoyance and covered her face.


A few hours later Pacifica Northwest former up and coming socialite who was trying her best at becoming a better person was picking at her leaf loin cloth. It was starting to give her a wedgie, and she hated how the thin scantily clad leaves made her butt look absolutely huge. Of course it was even worse over her breasts. The leaves made her resemble something out of the garden of eden. She also hated how Dipper Pines was more or less wearing a skirt made out of leaves.

He had attempted to explain but she had seen his cock, she understood what he was going for. Poor guy, how he put his pants on...well she knew a few things about large body parts not fitting into certain things. She also knew what a pain in the ass it was to actually get cool cute clothes that fit that were also affordable. It must have been ever worse for a poor loser like him. She at least had enough cash to send away for things if she saved up.

The two of them were hiking around the small clearing in front of the cave that they had found. IT looked as if someone or something lived there, but whoever or whatever they were they were gone. SO they were going to at least have a cold dark dank disgusting looking cave to live in for the night. Pacifica was clearing it out of leaves and sticks while Dipper was rubbing two sticks together. He leaned over and blew on it, softly cupping the sparks until he proudly held up some twigs that were actually on fire.

"Finally." She complained. "I thought that we were going to freeze to death."
"Nah. Dehydration or starvation first probably. I can go hunting if you don't mind being by yourself."
"You hunting? Have you ever killed anything in your life?" She winced at how mean that sounded, but she had a point, he did not really seem like much of the killing and hunting masculine type. Dipper scowled and she saw that she touched a nerve.
"It can't be that hard. Look, I'll be back in an hour." He said cockily as he stood up with a stick and a stone and wandered off into the jungle that surrounded them. Pacifica stood waiting before she went back to the cave.

It was gross but after having to work in her old house for two gross old men who left dirty dishes everywhere and didn't bathe at all...well she was a bit better with gross now. She leaned over and jerked her loin cloth back over her ass, this was really starting to annoy her. Maybe it would be better if she just went around in the buck, or maybe they would get lucky and he would kill a tiger or something and she would have a cool sexy dress out of it soon. Then again it was also like a million degrees outside so she would probably sweat through it within minutes.

She heard a crash in the trees and froze. She looked around the woods with wide eyes, like an animal in a trap.
"Dipper?" She called out softly. They had been there for five minutes and they split up? They were every idiot in every monster movie ever. Then she realized that whatever it was came from the other direction that Dipper had gone.
"Huh. So this is how I die." She said as she picked up a pointy stick, she was at least going to go down fighting. Whatever it was froze and then she heard more stomping from behind her. She spun and tossed the spear with all of her might. It embedded itself in a tree just next to Dipper.

He froze with the dead rabbit in his hands. He looked at her and then at the rabbit then the spear.
"I got dinner."
"You call that dinner? One measly rabbit?" She said before rolling her eyes and walking forwards. She gripped the spear and tried to pull it out of the tree, it was stuck fast, she yanked and pulled before Dipper's larger hands gripped it and with one fell pull yanked it out of the tree. She gazed from it to him with wide amazed eyes. He was fucking ripped.

She blushed and yanked the spear from his hands and stomped out into the jungle. Dipper sat down with the rabbit and tried to figure out how to actually skin the thing. He adjusted his cock, it was full of blood and he could not tell if that was out of arousal or fear. He licked his lips and wondered how long it would be before she came walking back empty handed and covered in brush and probably pissed off. He was going to have to make a few traps for them to actually get some food that would keep them alive.

But it was hard to focus because all of his brain blood was in his boner. He closed his eyes and attempted to visualize something unsexy, garbage? Stan in an undershirt? Mabel in an undershirt and dripping with sweat? Which fell over her large tits which brought your eyes to her freckled skin? No that would be Wendy...who would have just got out of a pool and be wearing a swimsuit that cupped over her curvy body, her red hair shining in the light. The light that was golden like Pacifica's bright hair that stopped right at her ass, that large and probably super soft and jiggly pillow...

Dipper shook his head. Well he was obviously not going to get rid of his boner any time soon. He sighed and adjusted himself and how he was sitting so that the massive tent in his pants wasn't as noticeable as it could be, now you wouldn't loose an eye if you walked into the clearing.

He heard a crashing and he turned in surprise. Coming out of the jungle was Pacifica, covered in burrs and sticks and leaves. She was dragging something behind her. A sort of zebra looking animal. She was growling in frustration before she got beside him and sat down in the dust. Dipper looked at her in surprise and terror. She glanced at him before shrugging.

"What? I used to go big game hunting...and I used to play track and field, eight hundred meter dash and the Javelin toss. And some minor stuff in girls rugby."
"You are much tougher then I remember." Dipper said in amazement. She only shrugged and blushed before she pulled the dead animal closer so that she could actually skin it.
"Are you like going to start up that fire or what? I don't want to freeze to death." She snapped. Dipper quickly complied. He tried to ignore the blush that was burning up his face. Why was her being intimidating so amazingly attractive to him?


Pacifica had never felt so safe or full then when she woke up on a stone floor with sunlight coming through the cave opening. She sniffed at the arms around her waist that were pulling her closer to the mountain of muscle that she was resting on. She blinked slowly and softly in the morning light. She then realized that Dipper was spooned next to her. His large powerful arms holding her tightly to him. One of his hands was holding hers, the other was wrapped around her waist. She grinned and rubbed up against him. Taking a deep breath. He smelt like sweat and burnt meat.

It took them a few days to really get this entire survival thing down. But after a couple of run ins with dinosaurs and a few with saber-toothed tigers they were actually starting to get better at it. Now it was more like they were just camping but if they screwed up they would die. They were managing to have fun with it though.

She was actually starting to enjoy spending time with the massive idiotic lug. He was smart in some ways but an enormous idiot in others. Plus now that they had begun to...well the first night they spent on either sides of a fire shivering, the next day the fire was out and they were nearly frozen solid. The next night they had been a little closer, night after that a little closer. Now they pretty much spooner. Sometimes with him holding her and other times her holding him. She liked it when he held her though, his massive arms kept her nice and warm.

(Not to mention her ass always made his massive cock super erect, which kept the two of them nice and warm. And excited and eager and bothered. Neither of them had made any moves though.)

She looked over her shoulder and elbowed him in the chest to wake him up.
"We should get started, you're starting to sweat." Dipper cracked and pulled her closer. She gasped as she felt his massive cock slip out from his loin cloth and rub bear flesh to bear flesh against her ass. He groaned and she rubbed up against him. Gripping his hands and moving them upwards towards her tits.

Close to a week without actually going on a date? And now this total hottie was feeling her up? Yes please. She bit her lip and he groaned again as his hands gripped her sides and the two, still half asleep, rutted against each other.

"Dipppppppeeeeerrrrrrr." Pacifica breathed out, Dipper's eyes finally shot open and he jumped up, his dick still erect. He rubbed the back of his neck and looked everywhere else in the cave besides at the super hot blonde chick sitting in front of him on her haunches looking up at him with big doe eyes almost begging to be fucked.

"Shit. Sorry...I ah...I should go out..."He said quickly jumping up and hustling out of the cave. Pacifica pouted and huffed in disappointment. She got a devious plot in mind, she stood up and quickly changed out of her sleeping clothes and got on a tiger striped thong and extra small bikini top. A little nipple peaked out but it wasn't slutty or anything. On top of that the thong really hugged her ass cheeks and made them look even more inviting then they already did. She grabbed her hair and put it into a ponytail. She planned on snagging her a Dipper Pines today.

Dipper was sitting on a rock furiously masturbating. The feeling of her skin still against his bare cock and the warmth that seemed to stream off of her kept him very excited. Almost a week without access to internet? What did he expect to happen? It didn't help that he was with a super hot girl. He debated whether or not he should think of someone else. Someone that he actually had a chance with.

Dipper spat onto his other hand so that they could join together, he needed all of his attention and both hands to even get close to an orgasm. He began to huff and pant, his massive frame shivering in delight. He would need to go a few more rounds today, his maximum was about seven or eight. He began to pant, his hands and wrists were a little sore since he had not done this for a while. His balls resembled over grown softballs. He closed his eyes and concentrated. Someone cute, and hot, and curvy as all licked his lips. Nothing, only Pacifica, his mind felt full of her. Pacifica. Pacifica.

Maybe if he said the name out loud?
"Wendy?" He called out in hopes that the red head would actually appear before him.
"What!" An angered voice called out. Dipper's eyes shot open just as a small eruption of cum shot out of his cock and landed dribbling onto the ground. A solid three cups worth of the bright white cum dribbled onto the grass. Pacifica stormed over towards him. Her left breast peaked out of her shirt and she almost looked like she was not wearing any pants they were so short and tight.

"Pacifica...I..." He started before she was standing in front of him with a glare on her face.
"Listen up dip shit. She isn't here. You have an actual girl here who is hot and actually attracted to you! So figure it out for yourself and make a move already! I didn't get this hot and cute for nothing!" She complained while shouting in his red shocked face. She blushed deeply when she realized that his cock was a breath away from her exposed aroused super pink nipple.

She turned on her heel and marched away leaving Dipper alone and confused. His cock still hard in his hands and his mind trying to catch up with what she had just said.
"Pacifica?" He called out in confusion before getting up and hurrying after her. They had to talk this out, he had to explain himself.

A scream pierced the air and Dipper was sprinting towards it, the underbrush tearing at his legs and chest, he heard a second one. This time she actually yelled words.
"Dipper! Help!"
"Pacifica! I'm coming!" He yelled as he crashed like a loose dinosaur through the woods. She continued to yell and shout curses Dipper came out into a clearing to see a short squat caveman with Pacifica by her long golden hair. He was trying to drag her away with her kicking and screeching and biting at the short stout monkey like human.
"Let go of me you ass! I will kill you! With a spear!" Pacifica continued to threaten. Dipper shouted and ran forwards, grabbing a rock and hurling it at the short caveman. The ancestor looked at Dipper in confusion before getting a concussion and staggering a few steps away. Dipper ran towards Pacifica who was crawling rapidly away, half of her bra torn off and her eyes a sea of rage.

"Pacifica! Are you okay?" He said when he got to her and helped her up. She merely growled and reached for a nearby stick. He got the picture and gripped his own weapon. The caveman looked at them in confusion before gibbering anxiously. It didn't stand a chance. Dipper had to restrain Pacifica after it was little more then a red smear.

"He's had enough!" Dipper protested as he attempted to pull her away. She spat on him and sniffed in annoyance.
"Like a stinky jerk like that hominid would be able to take me!"
"I'm glad you're okay." Dipper said softly as he took her hand and looked at her. She looked up at him, and maybe it was just because the sun was setting, or he looked really hot in that costume...or maybe it was because he was covered in another man's blood...but she leaned up and kissed him. Dipper leaned down and returned it. His tongue and her's fighting for dominance. He had no idea why seeing her in action was so hot...but it was...she was amazing...she was a PAWG who could fling a spear and kill a dude without a second thought and she was wearing tiger panties and his cock was incredibly hard right now. Pacifica could feel it and she rubbed her hand on his shaft in amazement. She had not expected it to be so large...it felt even bigger then this morning!

She grinned and bit his lip and pulled away sassily.
"Race you back to the cave?" She asked. Dipper responded by picking her up over his shoulder and sprinting like a mad massive cocked caveman back to the cave with his grinning, shrieking, laughing blonde prize over his shoulder.

They arrive and he set her down, leaning to her bikini top and pulling it away gently. It came undone and her proud perky breasts with bright pink nipples were on display, all for him. He rubbed his thumbs over them as he cupped her large, soft squishy mounds. He gripped the nipples and pulled at them playfully. She groaned and leaned against him, he reached down slowly until his hands found her ass cheeks and he began to massage the large cushion padders.

"Holy shit you are soft." He said as he squeezed her ass and she gasped at the calluses on his hands. They felt amazing and seemed to work at every last inch of her ass. He gripped the sides of her panties and slowly lowered them over her large hips and past her thick thighs. She kicked the panties away and gripped his loin cloth between her fingers, she effortlessly tore it away, his cock jumping to full attention. She gasped in joy. It was huge! It reached her belly button easily and then passed it. She leaned down a little and kissed the tip his cock seemed to give a little jump and she got her first salty taste of pre-cum in her mouth, she pulled away, the long sticky string attaching her full plump lips to his nice large baby maker. She grinned and he gripped her ass again pulling them together to capture her lips in his own. She gasped and groaned into the kiss and flexed her ass muscles, she knew that she was soft there she also wanted him to know just how strong she firm she could be there.

Dipper grinned lecherously into the smile as he felt her ass tighten and shift beneath his fingers. He gave her an affectionate spank and she smiled right back to him. She felt as if he was giving her unmeasurable pleasure, and all he was doing was massaging her ass! She gripped his cock and gave it a few strong jerks. He groaned and moved his fingers to her cunt, he cupped it and rubbed his fingers on the outside, begging for entrance. She of course complied and spread her legs. Dipper dived two fingers into her tight wet folds.

He gasped at the wetness that he found there. He had not expected that, but it was amazingly welcome. She was as eager as he was. He began to thrust his fingers inside before he pull them out and gave them long licks. He could taste her, she was sweet and delicious and tasted vaguely of fruit although he had no idea exactly when she had some fruit. He grinned as she rested her hands onto his chest and began to pant, she arched her back and pushed her plump butt outwards to allow his fingers a bit more access to her cunt. She loved how deep he was getting. She grinned and actually began to hump up against his hands. She pushed on him powerfully and he actually caught on to what she wanted him to do. He leaned backwards until he was sitting down and she was on his chest. She grinned and leaned downwards to kiss him again. Her boobs squished against his chest and their nipples rubbed and bounced against each other.

The bolts of electrical pleasure that coursed between the two caused them to let out twin groans of pleasure and joy. They had been letting their sexual desires pent up for too long and now they both knew that this was not going to be a slow and soft affair but a straight up explosion of volcanic levels and desires. There was going to be blood probably. Pacifica gasped and yowled as Dipper gripped her ass and pulled her down forcefully and purposefully towards his cock. The tip bit at her entrance before she pushed back against it. They were entered and Dipper flung his head back against the packed dirt floor. His eyes squeezed shut and his teeth grinding together. Pacifica groaned and began to slowly ease him in and out. Every time that he slickly slid out of her she felt as if she were being emptied, as if her very essence was being drawn out of her. And every time that he pushed himself into her...she felt as if she had the entire world pushed into her, the very universe seemed to be held between her legs and leaking inside of her cunt.

She groaned and gasped and began to thrust back against him. His cock slid in and out, until he finally got tired of their little teasing. He gripped her hips firmly and looked her deep in the eyes once she had stopped her rocking.
"Sorry about this. You might want to hold onto something."
"What?" She said confused before she looked back over her shoulder. Right past the curve of her ass she could see around six inches of sock...she gulped when she realized that she had just been pleasing the top! She had only been getting him excited and she had been getting around at just under half of his length! She looked down at him with wide open eyes and Dipper slammed her all the way to the hilt.

She screamed as he slammed straight to the womb and slammed into the back wall and began to prod at whatever lay beyond. Her soul probably. She felt as if her very soul was being pleasured by him. She felt heat radiate from her core and gasped as Dipper retreated maybe three inches before he slammed himself back in. She was not going to let this be a one way rodeo. She gripped down on his cock and began to rock on him once again, rolling her hips expertly as Dipper continued to thrust into her. Hardly any of him exited her. There was just too much. Dipper gripped her thighs right beneath her knees and pushed her up, sliding upwards until his massive hands had found her ass cheeks. Her tongue darted out and drool began to drip out onto Dippers large muscular chest. He looked as if he had been chisled off of the block of a gods cock, she appeared to have dropped from a goddesses tit. they were the most beautiful people on the planet! They could just tell!

Pacifica began to gasp and pant as she felt her orgasm begin to grow. She gripped down on his massive mind breaker cock and began to roll her hips with even more intensity. She grabbed his hands and slapped them to her nipples. He took her lead and began to twist and play with her nipples. She growled like a wild animal and began to howl, filling the cave with the sounds of her pleasure. Dipper roared along with her, but he did not cum just yet. He had a bit more in him, a lot really. About a dozen squirts if he pushed himself.

The furthest that he had ever gotten masturbation wise was fourteen, and he had convinced a girl to sleep with him five times once before she had abruptly fainted on him. So he wasn't worried yet, he could still sneak off and jerk off somewhere. He was surprised when instead of looking flustered she just looked amazed and very interested.

"You haven't cum yet?" She said in amazement. Dipper blushed in embarrassment.
"I'm good at holding it in."
"Don't bother pines. I want to feel you fucking flood me." She said with a grin. "In fact that's a good thing, because I can go for half a day. So far no one has been able to keep up with me yet. But you might just be it!" She finished excitedly as she spun on his cock like a top and leaned backwards. He pouted and reached up towards her.
"Why are you facing away from me?" He said in irritation. She spanked her ass to give it a bit of a sway and jiggle. She grinned behind her shoulder.
"Don't you want to see all of this good thing?" She pumped it a little and gave a spastic twerk to really get him excited. Dipper groaned and gripped her ass, he massaged it before he gave it a solid slap. Pacifica grinned from the spank and turned a dark red. Nice and rough, just the way that she liked it.

Dipper began to furiously pump like a madman. He had no intention of giving in so easily. He fully intended to hold out like the gentleman that he was...Until she began to twerk wildly and really force him to try and keep it in. And then he lost his mind and painted her insides with white heavy cream. She felt as if she were being filled to the brim with gallon after gallon of hot cream, nice and thick and potent. She could almost smell it, it stunk of sex and pleasure. Dipper groaned and held her down as he continued to thrust into her, making his cream pie more and more into a thick frothy substance. Pacifica could not hold back any more and began to scream and orgasm again. With her wave crashing over her dipper could not stop and orgasmed in quick succession after her. She could not hold any more and jumped off, more splattered onto the floor and ceiling as his cock spasmed wildly. Like a fire hydrant.

Pacifica leaned down and kissed his cock lovingly. It was sticky and covered in their juices, his cum dribbled out of her cunt and stained his legs. She grinned at him and tucked some more of her hair behind her ear. Dipper leaned forward and kissed her, before he made his way down her chest to her nipples which he latched onto and began to lick and knead the two together. Pacifica grinned shakily before she turned around and wiggled her ass like a bitch in heat. Dipper smiled widely. He felt like a conquering hero, a caveman, a wild animal!

He howled like a crazy person as he jumped up and gave her ass cheeks another spank, they were plenty red by now. She grinned back at him and allowed him to enter her. She reached around and wrapped her legs behind his back and locked them together so that he was supporting her full weight, her butt shimmying in mid air and her cunt stuffed full of Dippers thick, hard, veiny man meat.

The two fell into a cycle of mad rutting like a couple of wild ancient wild cats.


A boar snuffled near a clear trap. It pushed against it and a rock fell onto it from above crushing its skull.
"And that's how you get fresh meat for mommy." Dipper said as he took a tall blonde haired girl into the clearing. She pouted, she had a spear over her shoulders and walked forward to poke at the dead pig in annoyance.
"Why can't we stab it? Mom showed me how to kill it with a spear." Dipper Pines rolled his eyes, his oldest child was always so rambunctious.

The two of them had been there for around fifteen years. Their oldest was fourteen years old. Pacifica had showed Goldie how to hunt like her awesome prehistoric cavewoman mother and Dipper was showing her how to use her brain. Her younger brother was more interested in things like that though. Somehow even though the two of them had been in this land of dinosaurs, cave people, and sabertooth squirrels, Dipper and Pacifica had not seemed to have aged a day, they appeared to still be around their early twenties. They tried not to question it.

"Because Mom has cravings and we are not going to risk loosing these things." Dipper said as he picked up the pig and began hiking back home. The two of them made good time and quickly reached the small wooden house that waited at the top of their hill. Pacifica in her zebra skinned bikini was cleaning some game that they had caught. Two small children and an older boy were gathering sticks. A baby slept in a crib. Pacifica looked up and got to her feet, Dipper rushed forward to steady her, he always got nervous when a pregnant Pacifica was walking around. He was a worrier.

"Well? Anything good?" She asked eagerly "You had better have killed me some pork. Or else I will hate you forever."
"Does this mean that you love me forever?" Dipper said presenting the dead pig. She tapped her chin thinking before chuckling.
"Mom? What's that?" One of the smaller children asked pointing at a golden ball floating in mid air. The two parents exchanged a look before smiling.
"Home." Dipper said as he picked up his baby and caught his children's hands. Pacifica took the oldest children's hands and walked forward towards the golden ball.

There was a flash of light and Dipper found himself standing in front of a green screen. A grinning Mabel stood there before doing a victory dance.
"I did it! I did it! It took all year but yes!" She said with a grin. "I got you two back!"
"Well actually..."Dipper said as he stepped from around the screen with his children in tow. "More like seven of us." Mabel's eyes got wide before she looked at the naked pregnant Pacifica then at the multiple children who were wondering who this strange young woman was, where they had gone and where their clothing was.
"You mean you and her." Mabel said pointing between Pacifica and Dipper. He smiled and nodded.
"You and him!" She said pointing at Dipper. Pacifica smiled and kissed Dipper's cheek. "Yep."
"I have so many sweaters to make!" Mabel shouted before doing another victory dance.


"I've missed running water." Pacifica said stepping into the small bedroom. Dipper sat on the bed with a lecherous grin.
"Don't get too clean. I've been waiting to fuck on a real bed for years." Pacifica giggled before she skipped over and got to her knees. What? Protein was good for growing babies. And Dipper produced a ton of protein. She licked his cock as it sprung to live. Her large lips played over the youthful cock, no matter how many times she got to lick it, worship it...have it in her...she never got sick of it...she have memorized every last vein and bump on it...and it was still fantastic.

Dipper groaned and reached down to rub her head. God she felt good. He began to thrust his hips upwards. She gripped his balls and began to massage them with one hand while her lips found the tip and she began to suck and bob her head. Her lips making a perfect vacuum packed seal, guaranteed to soak up any cum that came out. Dipper knew what she wanted.

He smiled down at her as he began to orgasm. She sucked it all up and down. She felt her baby shift inside of her and knew that they were enjoying the snack. She stood up and wiped her mouth with the back of her hand.
"My turn." She said as she stepped over him and slowly lowered herself onto his cock. He groaned and gripped her firmly. He wasn't going to let her go anytime soon. And with a door lock, a new mattress to break in and plenty of time before meeting the others...this was going to take a while.

Everyone in the house of course heard them. Because they had been cave people for so long. And never learned a little thing called 'volume control' suffice to say that breakfast the next day was awkward.

So vaguely like my Marco/Angie/Hekapoo one, please remember to read and review, greatly appreciate it. Sorry if this was a little on the short side or a little on the long side.