Jan 2 - Buffet Day

Warning: Excessive Eating, Established Thor x Tony x Steve Relationship

If you asked Steve and Thor whose fault it was, they'd both groan out Tony's name. If you asked their billionaire boyfriend who was at fault he'd tell you flat out, "I warned those two blonde idiots but did they listen to me? No, no one ever listens to the certified genius."

Earlier that Day

"Well Blonde One, Blonde Two, I really think you're going to like tonight's date spot." Shrugging on his leather jacket, Steve sighed at his smaller boyfriend's antics.

"Honestly Tony, I think your nicknames are getting a little ridiculous." Tony was ready to fire back a smart comment, probably loaded with other ridiculous nicknames when Thor cut him off.

"I am quite enamored with all the "pet names" that Anthony gives us."

"HAH." Grinning, Tony marched up to his demigod boyfriend and met Thor halfway for a kiss, "and that's why Steve is riding in the back seat."

"I thought we agreed that there was a rotation for this kind of thing." Steve huffed and crossed his beefy arms.

"Well if you want to stand here and fight all night about seating arrangement then our date spot will be closed by the time we get there." Tony grinned at Steve until the other man grumbled and moved closer towards him and Thor. "Good let's go."

Fifteen minutes later they found parking and entered a restaurant called FOGO DE CHÃO, "So boys I hope you're ready because tonight we're eating at the best all-you-can-eat Brazilian Steakhouse." Steve and Thor looked around the restaurant taking in the waiters carrying around giant chunks of cooked meat and people gathered around tables filled with tons of sides.

"All-you-can-eat?" Thor almost whispered, but his voice carried so loudly that it seemed a touch softer than someone's normal conversation level voice.

"That's right big fella, we pay one price and we stay and eat as much as we want." The boys stared in wonder a little longer when a hostess approached them.

"Stark, party of 3?" A young lady asked kindly, a small tablet held to her chest. Tony took his boyfriends hands and dragged them in the direction that the woman was leading them too, which was towards the back of the restaurant and near the entrance to the kitchen. "So gentleman, have you ever been here before?"

"No ma'am." Of course Steve had to be all Boy Scout when he was in public. The day the public found out how much of a little shit Steve really was would be the day he broke the media.

"Okay then, this little card is like a stop light. Green is for Go. The passing serves will stop by your table and offer you meats and sides, when your plate is full or you need a break flip the card to red. The serves will leave your table alone. My name is Hannah if you have any questions and tonight Emily will be helping you out, she'll be with your shortly for your drink orders."

Tony leaned an elbow on the table, resting his chin in his hand and grinned at his boys. Every time a waiter passed with some type of food their heads would turn and eyelids slide shut when they inhaled the rich aromas of the foods. Shortly they were being greeted by a cute little brunette with short brown hair pulled back into a small ponytail.

"Hello, my name is Emily and I'll be your waitress tonight, can I get you started with something to drink?"

Then the night really began. They each started with a glass of wine and water. The first selection of meats to reach their table was the Cordeiro Lamb and Lombo Pork Loins. Quickly followed by smoked salmon and some side dishes of carrot ginger soup and garlic mashed potatoes. Tony got started on his plate but watched as Thor and Steve devoured their plate. It took less than fifteen minutes for them to flip the chip back to green and get started on another round of food.

For the next hour it went much like this, Tony taking his time on his meal while Thor and Steve wolfed down their meals like they'd never see another meal after today.

By the two hour mark Tony was starting to become a little more horrified by his boyfriends. He had given up after the first hour, now calmly sipping a glass of water but his boyfriends haven't even slowed down. He knew they could put away a lot of food but two hours and if his math is correct (which it always is) nine plates in, they had to be breaking some laws on science.

By plate thirteen he was starting to sweat and sweetly asked them if they were getting fool. Thor growled at him and dug back into his Filet Mignon, a roll held protectively in the other hand like he was either afraid someone would take it from him or he would use it as a weapon at any second. Steve just grumbled around his Costela Beef Ribs. But luckily they were starting to show signs of slowing down.

Another plate of caramelized bananas and marinated mushrooms and he thought they were done. That was until Emily came back.

"Would you be interest in dessert tonight?"

It was like she awakened a beast in them. They both tried a cheesecake, Steve started with the New York Style Cheesecake and Thor had a slice of the Turtle Cheesecake. At some point they both sneaked a bite of the other's dessert because when Emily returned she had another slice of each but for the other person. After that Thor had two helpings of Chocolate Mousse Cake and Steve had a Molten Chocolate Cake and a slice of Key Lime Pie.

It was approaching closing time and Tony was thinking the heavens, honestly he would have nightmares if he saw them take another bite of anything.

Of course the universe hated him because one more plate came out. A Crème Brûlée came out with two forks and together, leaning on one another those two idiots ate their final dessert. It was sad really, panting around every bite, struggling just to chew each spoonful. When they finally put there utensils down and leaned back from the table did a round of applause start up. It seemed all of the wait staff was gathered around their table cheering on Thor and Steve. Even a few of the other customers in the restaurant were clapping or just nodding there head as if they achieved something great tonight.

Quickly paying the bill, Tony shuffled his overly stuffed boyfriends out of the restaurant and to their car. By some miracle Tony was able to achieve on his own, Steve and Thor towered over him and weighed quite a lot so five minute walk turned into ten minutes. Seeing as both overly stuffed superheroes had to lean on one another or a wall to support their overly stuffed bellies.

When they got to the car Tony helped both get in before climbing into the driver's seat. He was quite for the first few moments and then he must have lost an ongoing debate with himself because he finally shrieked out, "HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?" Both winced at the sound of his voice.

"Shh, Tony. You'll scare the baby." It was only then that he noticed that Steve was rubbing at a very impressive food baby bump.

"I didn't even think that was possible."

xXx

Back at the tower in the penthouse found Tony trapped on the couch. As he stated earlier his idiot boyfriends over indulged themselves are were starting to feel the effects of their poor life choices. Steve was groaning and trying to disappear into the couch and right side of Tony's stomach while Thor was on his left barely moving but letting out the softest whimpering sounds every time he inhaled too deeply.

"I told you to stop when you started reaching double digits." Twin groans were his only response. He sighed but continued to rub his hands over there soar round bellies.

He had been confined to the couch for about an hour when Rhodey walked in with a shit eating grin, "You know I could really go for a greasy bacon cheeseburger. You know the ones, they have so much grease it drips out the back and it's so full of sludge that it really ain't food anymore?" Rhodey paused and smiled, making his way closer to his best friends and his dumbass boyfriends. "Oh! And an extra-large side of French fries with a pitcher of beer to follow it down."

From the couch Tony watched worriedly as Thor turned a very concerning shade of green and Steve nearly broke down in tears. The Captain will deny til his dying day but he did in fact shed a single tear.

xXx

The next day they were called into a meeting with SHIELD and Pepper when they're date night nearly broke Instagram.

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