Brawl in A Family in The Nutshell

Lincoln: Hi I'm Lincoln Park and welcome to the most hated episode ever.

Lori and Leni: We are fighting over a dress like little bitches and are in stupid fight protocol.

Lincoln: Oh no.

Lisa: Here a bagal from the couch, which has nasty shit.

Lincoln: I don't give a crap about what you say, I'm eating the bagel anyways.

Lincoln: Oh no, I'm sick, but for only 5 second.

*Later*

Lincoln: Stop fighting please.

Lori and Leni: No

Lincoln: Leni, get your dumbass to Luna's and Luan's room.

Leni: Ok

Sister: Don't do this Lincoln.

Lincoln: I don't give a shit about what you said, I think Lori and Leni might cool down tomorrow but Luna and Luan will fight tomorrow.

*The Next Day*

Lincoln: Oh no, all my sister's are fighting.

Parents: We are gonna hide in our room like a lil bitch.

Lincoln: Fuck you.

Clyde: Stay with me until tomorrow.

Lincoln: Ok

*The Next Day*

Lincoln: You guys made up.

Lisa: Yep, now I'm gonna tell you that you fixed it by leaving, even tho that was poor wording.

Lincoln: I accidentally revealed your secrets about each other.

Sister: We are gonna fight again.

Alternative Ending

Lincoln: I'm so mad.

Sister: Calm down

Lincoln: NO, YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND LISTEN TO ME FOR GODDAMN ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, THIS SISTERS PROTOCAL IS STUPID AND SO ARE YOU GUYS, AND NOW, I WILL HATE YOU GUYS, HOPE OUR PARENTS WOOP YOUR ASS.

Parents: WE ARE TIRED OF YOUR SHITS, YOU GUYS ARE GROUNDED FOR LIFE AND WERE TAKING AWAY YOUR STUFF.

Sisters: We regret it and now we are gonna fix it up.

*Later*

Sisters: We're sorry Lincoln.

Lincoln: I forgive you.

Syngenesophobia Verison

Lincoln: Fuck you guys.

Sisters: You'll regret that.

*After one brutal fight scene*

Sisters: Oh no, our brother is damaged.

Parents: YOU BITCHES ARE GROUNDED, MEANING YOUR STUFF ARE BEING TAKEN AWAY.

Lincoln: I'm scared of my sisters expect Lily because she did nothing wrong, just like Hitler and Stalin. (Just kidding)

Lincoln: Now I have nightmare.

Ronnie Anne: Lincoln is at the hospital and I'm gonna beat the crap out of Lynn Jr.

*After one intense fight in school*

Principal: Your suspended.

Ronnie Anne: Shit.

Lincoln's friends: We hate the sisters.

Lynn Jr: Lincoln hit me with a tray.

*At the hospital*

Lincoln: Get away from me, I'm still scared of you *cries*

Sisters: We're sad.

Rita: We're taking you girls to therapy

*At therapy*

Rita: YOU GIRLS ARE STUPID FOR FIGHTING OVER A DRESS BUT ITS ALSO MY FAULT.

Sisters: We're sorry.

*Later*

Lincoln: I'm out of the hospital but I'm still scared of my stupid ass sisters.

*Later*

Lincoln: I'm back at school.

(Syngenesophobia by That Engineer is still in the making, Meaning it ends here)