No Such Luck in The Nutshell

Lincoln: Hi I'm Lincoln Park and I hiding from my sisters so I don't go to their stupid events.

Lincoln: Oh no, my dumbass forgot about my stupid ass sisters Lynn Jr.

Lynn Jr: I'm gonna threaten you unless you come to my game in which I will lose in.

Lincoln: Ok

*After the game*

Lynn Jr: I lost this game and now my dumbass will declare you as bad luck because that what the writers went for.

Lincoln: This will give a chance to take a break from my sister's event.

*Later*

Lincoln: I gonna lie to you guys saying that I'm bad luck but I'll regret that.

Sisters: For some reason we believe that Lincoln is bad luck even tho he want some free time.

Parents: For some reason, we also believe that our son is bad luck.

*Later*

Family: Sorry Lincoln, we're gonna ban you from our activities, board up your room, and lock you outside even tho it's illegal to lock out a minor on purpose so we have no bad luck.

Lincoln: I'm gonna be in Lynn Jr's game in a squirrel suit which I will regret later on.

*After 1 game*

Lincoln: I'm not bad luck.

Family: We're sorry Lincoln.

*In Beach*

Lincoln: I'm wearing this suit because my family is retarded and thought it was good luck

After The Episode

Lincoln: I hate this suit.

Family: We don't care.

Lincoln: I almost got killed.

Family: We don't care.

Luna: Your bad luck, I'm not your guardian anymore

Lincoln: But the fandom, including the author, AcropolisGD, think of you and Leni as my guardian, mostly you.

Luna: True dat.

Lincoln: you guys are a terrible family, you fought me over money, a car seat called the Sweet Spot, the stupid sister fight protocol, make fun of my awesome but ugly Ace Savvy costume, and lock me out of the damn house.

Family: We don't care.

Lincoln: I'm gonna yell at you guys because every NSL fanfiction always involves me yelling at you guys with cursing in it.

*After yelling*

Lincoln: SO I AM NOT BAD LUCK AND LYNN JR SUCKS MASSIVE BALLS.

*Insert intense awesome fight scene*

Lynn: I wish you were never born but I don't mean it.

Lincoln: I am running away and I am staying with an OC.

Family: NOOOO, Lincoln run away and we didn't care until right now.

Lynn: I don't care but later I do.

Oc: Go home, your family will miss you.

Lincoln: I'm calling 911

Family: Dangit

Police: WOOP WOOP, THATS THE SOUND THE POLICE.

Parent: Oh no we're in jail.

*Goes to ending of NSL fanfic*

Family: We're sorry Lincoln.

Lincoln: I forgive you.

The End.