I do not own Fairy Tail. I marked this rated M to be on the safe side. This will not be a typical chapter story; it is going to be an assortment of shots. This will be a 3 or 5 shot just explaining the development and dynamics of this couple and how awesome they could be.
Internal thoughts
How it began…
As he walked closer to the newly built guild hall Cobra muttered to himself, "Why did she have to join such a noisy guild?" After the defeat of Zeref, the members of Crime Sorciere could join legal guilds as they have been pardoned by King Toma and Princess Hisui. Jellal and himself decided to join Fairy Tail, he is starting to regret his decision before even receiving a guild mark.
Just a mile away from the building and he can hear all the yelling and fighting within the guild already. He told Kinana when they were coming so he can take some of the blame! Looking to Jellal on his left he can hear his thoughts over the crazy red head and it was starting to give him a headache.
Arriving to the large guild doors, Jellal stops mid reach second guessing whether it was okay to just join this guild after all he's done. Cobra pushes him through the doors without hesitation. He needs a drink from listening to Jellal's internal debate over everything concerning the red head. Walking around Jellal, he sees Salamander coming straight towards him with an ignited fist. He quickly dodges it and makes his way to the bar knowing Kinana would be there.
He finds a stool, at the far end of the bar, and looks back towards the door where Titania was threatening the flame headed idiots' life for attacking Jellal. Looking around the bar he notices a white hair bar maid with what sounds like several souls within her. Filing that away for another day he waves for her to come over and asks where Kinana is. Listening to her internal musings he can't help but chuckle.
I knew there was something going on between them two! That little sneak kept denying it. "She is in the storage I can go get her if you like or she should be back in the next ten minutes."
"I can wait, no hurry. She wasn't lying we're only friends." Seeing the shocked look on her face made his grin widen. "I can hear you. Can I get a drink? Preferably something poisonous but beer if not." He winks at the gorgeous barmaid and her mind comes back in full force.
Ah yes! I remember Natsu mentioning he has soul listening magic that would be so handy with all my match making ideas! He's the poison dragon slayer I wonder what his poison would taste like.
He is shocked by her thoughts as she walks away; he has heard plenty of thoughts about himself but not what his poison would taste like! What kind of crazy is she? Does she have some sort of death wish? Seeing the Master jump onto the bar, he decides to go get a guild mark while she makes him a drink.
"Where and what color do you want your mark child?"
"White and on my chest, old man." He pulls his shirt to the side so the stamp can make contact with his skin. He can see that Jellal got a red one on his arm since his jacket is still off.
"Welcome to Fairy Tail."
Surprised by the sincerity of the guild master he simply nods his head, and returns to his seat at the bar, scanning for either barmaid now. Seeing a head of purple he waves for her attention and braces for impact as she begins to charge him. Nearly falling off his barstool from her tackling hug he latches onto the bar with one hand to keep them steady and upright.
"I'm so happy you're finally here Erik!"
"Shh keep that Erik stuff to yourself! Its Cobra in public. I told you that!" He scowls at her giggling at him but can't keep the smile off his face to be with his lifelong friend again. He wonders for a second if she would be happier as snake again but brushes it aside as he hears a secret she has been keeping in her soul. Gently setting her down he gives her a knowing look as he places his hand on her belly; she gasps.
I knew I was late! Oh my god I must let him know! I hope he is happy! Maybe we can finally come out as a couple to the guild!
He lifts her chin so she can look him in the eye as he whispers, "Congratulations if he is anything less than ecstatic then I will poison him myself." As she gives him one last hug and a glassy-eyed smile she takes off looking for the speed mage that is now going to be a father.
Looking to the far right out of his direct vision thanks to his missing eye he finally notices the white-haired mage that is about to squeal about babies. He puts on a fierce scowl before facing her.
"Not a word! She will tell when she is ready." He hissed in her direction. To see if she takes him seriously, he listens in on her different souls.
Babies in the guild! He's got a sexy scar!
I wonder how I can make more couples have babies!
I want to tie him to the chair and put a smile on his face!
Who's the father it better not mess with my ships!
"I won't say anything." She smiles sweetly at him as she places an oily dark greenish brown liquid in a small glass that smells like geraniums in front of him.
Lewisite my favorite poison.
His curiosity was piqued as he never had it before. Her favorite poison? He sniffs it picturing the purple flowers they smell like he takes a drink and moans in ecstasy tasting the powerful poison mixed with sweetness. He feels he found his new favorite poison as well. Looking at the wonderful barmaid that introduced him to heaven he feels slightly indebted to her.
I could drug Lucy and Natsu both with aphrodisiacs and lock them in a room to make me a god mother! We need to have more babies! They would be perfect together! Maybe I should drug Gray and Lucy instead! They would make pretty babies as well!
He watches her cleaning the already clean glass in her hand, while day dreaming of bringing couples together, and making mass amounts of babies. He decides to listen in on the intended victims and see if he can help her with some clues or not. After hearing all he needs he decides to interrupt her musings.
"Blondie is already in a hidden relationship; Salamander doesn't find anyone attractive and the stripper is on birth control so none of those plans will work for you. If you keep bringing me stuff like this I would be happy to help nudge you in the right direction." He gives her a big smile and raises his glass.
I can learn all their secrets with him as an ally!
She fills her own glass and taps against his in a toast. "To a wonderful new friendship that the guild shall fear."
As they both take a drink he is impressed she doesn't die drinking the poisonous concoction hopefully she can introduce him to more poisonous delicacies with this newfound friendship.
AN: And that happened… I happen to think this ship could really work but I am a giant crack shipper so I may be alone with that opinion lol Love it? Hate it? Let me know even if it's just a "I like this" or "you could have done this better" review pretty please :)
Special shout out to Musicera for pushing me to finish this! And for anyone who read my LaLu week and was hoping this was wrote a lot sooner sorry for the wait :(