You guys ready for Chapter 3?
A bright flash of light suddenly appeared behind the Loud House. It was brief, but when it passed, it left two things behind. One appeared to be a dog, a white labrador retriever, wearing a red collar. The other was a baby, wearing a yellow shirt and red overalls, who appeared to have a wide, deformed head.
The oddity, however, is when both stood upright and looked at a device the baby was holding.
"Aw hell, where are we now!?" the dog suddenly yelled out in a deep voice.
"Let me see here..."the baby responded, in what sounded like a British accent. "It would seem we ended up in... Oh, it's a NICKELODEON cartoon!" he said with a sneer.
"Nickelodeon? Are we even allowed to be here?"
"Oh yes, it should be fine. We aren't in the cartoon itself, just some... unofficial fan work of some sort."
"Fan work? What, like some kind of crappy fan fiction or something?" the dog asked with confusion.
"Hey!" the baby yelled back in a whiny tone. "I don't think it's crappy! I'm sure the author works very hard on it!"
The baby looked to the side and gave a wink.
"Besides, it couldn't possibly be any worse than your novel."
The dog gave an annoyed sigh, but didn't shoot anything back.
"Yeah, well, can you just get us out of here before someone sees us and we ruin their plot!?"
"Alright, alright."
The baby pressed a button on his device, and another bright flash of light appeared. This time, the baby and the dog were gone as it faded away.
I just watched that episode, and I couldn't resist. But since I intend to have this finished before April, I had to do it early. So March Fools, I guess! I'll get back to work on the real... huh?
From a window in the house, two figures watched these events transpire.
"Aw geez, what was that about!?" one figure, a teenager in a yellow shirt, yelled out.
His first answer was a belch from the other, an older man with a messy lab coat, holding a large box.
"Oh, tha-that's just my pal Stew. Cool kid, show's on right before us."
As they watched, the girl behind him, a toddler with a green sweatshirt and messy brown hair, cleaned up a table. She threw away a drink can, and picked up two emptied teacups.
"It was... interesting to talk with you, gentlemen." she said with uncertainty. "Thank you again for the assistance on perfecting inter-dimensional travel."
"Hey, no problem Lis-*belch*-Lisa." the older man replied. "Thanks for the Slurm! It's good... good stuff, even if it's non-alcoholic. Way better than that Duff crap."
As he finished talking, the older man pulled out a small white gun-like item and fired it at the wall, causing a green portal to appear.
"Now come on." he said as he motioned to the teenager. "Gotta share some of this with my *belch* boy Doof."
Lisa Loud waved as the two walked through the portal and vanished.
Ok, that's weird, I didn't plan that one. Stupid interdimensional travelers. Ok, NOW the fun is ov-
Above the home, a large spaceship hovered. It looked to be made of... gummy candy of some sort.
"Well gawrsh, where are we?" a tall, anthropomorphic dog asked.
"I don't know!" a shorter duck yelled in a nearly incoherent voice. "Stupid wormhole picked us up when I tried to fly us to the coliseum!"
"Well, there don't appear to be any Heartless or anything here, so maybe we should go." said the spiky-haired boy.
Wait, does that even count as inte-
"Yeah, it's all boring cause they aren't Disney. But I AM!"
The group jumped as a man in a red ninja-like outfit popped up. from the back of the cockpit.
F&%*! I should've known it was him...
After composing themselves, the duck turned read and steam actually began leaving his ears.
"What are YOU doing here!? Stowaway!" he yelled.
"Eeeeaaaasy there, Howard! I'm the last part of this wacky crossover episode. Although I'm the only one who isn't a world traveler..."
"Ah well, GOOD NIGHT, FOLKS!" the ninja said with an excited wave. "Ooh, do you think those Santiago guys sell chimichangas at their bodega!?"
I apologize for that incredibly sexy super-ninja's last line. I am against stereotyping. And actually working on your darn stories! Stop playing Smite and get to work, kid!
Ok, chapter's over. For REAL this time!
He actually meant for real, this time. Buh-bye!
D.P. was here, Logan's a loser :3