Hey everyone! This was just one of my more recent random ideas floating around my head, intended purely for laughs and kicks. I hope you enjoy!

Zanpakto rebellion

Chapter One:

Sode no Shirayuki:

Rukia rolled to evade another blast of ice sent her way by her own zanpakto. The seireitei was in chaos, all the zanpakto having gone rouge and turned on their wielders due to the influence of the mysterious Muramasa.

Quickly standing back up, she kept her sight trained on the manifestation of her weapon. Sode no Shirayuki was often called the most beautiful zanpakto in all of the soul society, something the raven-haired soul reaper felt was more than justified. However, Rukia couldn't shake off the clear anger and hatred that was visible in her ice blue eyes. It deeply upset and disturbed her.

The white-haired zanpakto generated a trio of large icicles and prepared to launch them at her former wielder. As they sped towards Rukia, a sudden shout of "Getsuga Tensho!" was heard, followed soon after by a crescent wave of blue energy slamming into the icicles and destroying them.

"Getsuga tensho?" Sode no Shirayuki muttered to herself in a mix of disbelief and anticipation. "Then that means…" True to both her thoughts and those of Rukia, standing a small distance away from the pair was none other than the substitute soul reaper, Ichigo Kurosaki, himself. He was holding Zangetsu at the ready, keeping vigilant for any kind of counterattack.

Although, neither Ichigo nor Rukia could have predicted or prepared for what happened next. Sode no Shirayuki rapidly flash-stepped towards the orange-haired teen with a joyous squeal of "Ichigooo!" Before he could even register what was going on, the substitute found himself wrapped in a firm embrace as his friend's zanpakto cuddled against him. When his mind finally processed what was going on, a fierce blush manifested across his face whilst he and Rukia sent each other confused looks. The beautiful zanpakto embracing him paid no mind to either.

"Ah, your spiritual power is as warm and encompassing as ever," she sighed contently, ceasing the cuddling and now simply hugging him. It didn't seem like she was going to stop anytime soon though. "Oh how I've missed this, back when Rukia lent you her powers and thus transferred me as well. I envy Zangetsu, being able to experience this wonderful feeling so regularly."

"Wait, you were with me back then?" Ichigo asked in surprise.

"Yes I was," she replied, resting her head in the crook of his neck. "Your spiritual power was always so warm and comforting, even back then. I truly wish I could be your zanpakto, that way I could always bask in this to my heart's content. I know that you wouldn't ignore me either and that you'd regularly converse with me as well as heed my advice."

Ichigo sent Rukia an awkward look of apology. She gave a small smile in response, but looked somewhat guilty.

"I'll have to thank Muramasa for this," Sode no Shirayuki remarked, not letting up her hold. Ichigo sighed in defeat, knowing that he wouldn't be getting out of the hug anytime soon.

Please comment/review to let me know what you think. The next chapter will probably be Haineko and Tobiume.