Hi there! I'm a huge Goku and Chichi fan! Love them to bits! So this is short because I got finals to study for lol.

Disclaimer: Don't own DB or DBZ I just own my undying love for Chichi and Goku stories. XD Come on Akira give us more Goku and Chichi!

Apparently, Marriage is Not Food

Chapter 1. Waking up with a stranger

Soft, electrifying touches

Breathless passionate kisses.

Sounds of pure pleasure.

An unexplainable array of emotions and feelings

"Goku"

….

Goku grinned in his sleep.

He was having a very pleasant dream. He was strangely satisfied, but it was not the same satisfaction as when he was full after eating food. It was a different type of a satisfaction that filled him up in a different, but good way.

He even felt the touch of something rich, warm, and soft enveloping him and pressing unto him. He could smell the sweet scent of something between sugar, milk, and honey.

"Mmm," He hummed, right as he opened his eyes and was caught staring right into the dark eyes of a beautiful woman he did not know.

The woman's eyes instantly widened in horror as she screamed, pulling herself away from him as fast as she could.

Goku tilted back absolutely caught off guard by her screaming.

"Whoa Whoa! Calm down! What's wrong!" Goku put his hands up defensively, part of him actually terrified of the strange woman. With a scream that powerful, he wondered how anyone could ever approach this woman again without being absolutely terrified.

"What's wrong! What's wrong! Are you serious!" She shrieked right back.

Goku cringed right as the woman only stopped shrieking when she glanced down and noticed that she was standing beside the bed in only her undergarments. Her eyes locked with his for a fraction of a second, before she yelped, reaching for the bed sheets, and pulled them towards herself for coverage.

An awkward silence followed immediately after, as they both froze in their spot. She looked too unsettled with the situation that Goku now felt guilt. He didn't know why she was in his bed, or what had happened, but he did know that even if he did not know who she was, she was after all in his hotel room.

Besides he absolutely hated tension and he was starting to feel the tension.

"Uh so…-Hi?" Goku waved awkwardly, but still quite lost in what to else say.

"I can't believe you!" She replied, sharp in tone. "How can you be acting this way! How am I going to live this down! Look, I don't know about you, but I am not like this! Oh, god How could I-"

Goku glanced at her once again. He definitely felt as if her face was recognizable. Almost like he should know her, but he did not even know her name.

"I'm sorry, but do I know you?" Goku frowned, visually puzzled as he rubbed his nose out of nerves. He was certain that he was actually blushing, as he felt himself feeling unusually warmer than usual.

He tried to look away from the her, but his eyes simply could not maneuver themselves away from the cascade of black long hair, soft skin, and enticing dark eyes. She was definitely beautiful.

"You mean you don't remember!" The raven hair girl shrieked again, holding onto the sheets of the bed to cover herself even tighter.

"No. Not at all, should I?" He replied sheepishly, his hand now maneuvering to the back of his head, scratching. He wondered if the girl had mistaken him for someone else in the hotel room. Maybe she had gotten in the wrong hotel room by mistake. Why else would a girl ever be with him in a hotel room?

"Uggghhhhh!" the girl eyebrows narrowed angrily, her facial expression changing into an array of different emotions that Goku could not pinpoint exactly what was going through her head at that moment. Anger? Sadness? Regret? Jeez. Did he say something wrong?

Suddenly she shook her head, frowning she started collecting her clothes from the floor. "This never happened," she said avoiding eye contact now.

"What never happened?" Goku asked, still confuse.

"We never happened!" She replied, signaling to both of them. "We won't see each other again! We won't talk about this anymore! It doesn't matter!" She explained, quickly putting her clumsy purple and blue strap dress over herself. "It was just a one night stand we both were too drunk to remember."

One night stand?... Wait- it was dawning on Goku now. He does remember drinking with his friends last night. After all it was the end of the year and they were out celebrating. But everything after that was such a blur.

Except….maybe not everything.

He is starting to really remember it. His bizarre good dream now made sense. It wasn't just a dream, it was a memory.

The girl tied her black hair into a bun, where two strands stuck out on the side.

"I-Goodbye!" She abruptly said, before walking out the door.

"Wait-!" The door shut a moment later. "I don't even know your name," Goku sighed into the air once she was gone.

Goku did not move from his position, as he contemplated what occurred last night.

"D-Did I really sleep with a stranger?" he murmured to himself as bits and pieces of last night are returning further.

Bulma had first invited them all to hang out in the club. He remembers Krillin trying to catch the attention of the cute blonde bartender, who was not having it. Yamcha, Tien, Chiaotzu having an out of tune karaoke jam.

Vegeta challenging Goku to a shot contest.

Goku taking up the challenge.

They ended up goofing up, drinking more than they should. They even got into a brawl fight for a bit, before they got split up by an anonymous chick who challenged Goku.

They sparred-

And the next thing he knows, he is pushing her against the nearest wall. His fingers curling into her black pitch hair, kissing her like no tomorrow, like he just tasted the best food ever and could not get enough of it.

He wanted more. Crave more. But so did she.

She kissed back, snaking her arms around his neck, as she tried to stand on her tippy toes to kiss him even deeper.

At that moment Goku never felt more alive. As if his whole reason for existence was down to just her. He didn't need food anymore as long as he could taste her forever.

"I think I'm in love," she had gasped out, dreamily and hastily between kisses. "I could even marry you."

"Okay," Goku replied with a smirk, feeling so right having this woman in his arms, kissing her, touching her-he wanted to give her everything. "Then marry me right now."

…

"GOKU!" Krillin opened the door suddenly. Yamcha walking right behind him. Both were as pale as a ghost.

"WHO WAS THAT?!"

"Er what?" Goku snapped out of his thoughts of the girl to focus on his friends.

"That beautiful girl that just walked out of your room?!"

"You sly bastard!" Yamcha commented with a smirk. "I didn't think you had it in you."

"She was so beautiful, how did you do it! Does she have any friends? Come on Goku don't let a friend hanging!"

"I honestly don't know who she is," Goku answered truthfully, crossing his arms. But he wished he did know her. He wondered if he would ever see that anonymous girl ever again.

The moment Chichi stepped out of the room, she came face to face with the blank face of two men. One shorter than the other. Goku's friends no doubt, for she remembers seeing them around him yesterday.

Her face colored at their surprise faces, as without a word she pushed passed them and down the hall as fast as she could.

She couldn't believe herself. How had she been so stupid! She slept with a stranger, or rather someone she had obviously seen in her classes, but never had she spoken to him other than a few words when they were just children.

She shook her head again, walking right into the elevator, right as security started heading out the elevator.

"I swear it must be a murder! That scream sounded as if someone was about to get murdered!"

"You think this place is haunted?"

"Should we call for back up?"

The elevator shaft close before Chichi could hear anymore. She facepalmed, not even sure what to think about her situation. She shouldn't have let Bulma persuade her to go. She was a good girl. She never did stuff like this.

Yet with just one night, just one look at him, just one kiss from him- and everything changed.

Drawing her hand away from her face, Chichi eyes now locked to a silvery thing in her finger. She turned her arm around to get a better look and her eyes widened in surprise.

It was a wedding ring.

~~~ Honestly I really need to study! So I'll catch you all soon! After finals because I got a couple Gochi one shots planned and I really need to continue others. Until next time…~