The 12 Days of Overlord Christmas:
On the first day of Christmas, my conquered lands gave to me, a dragon on a killing spree.
On the second day of Christmas, my conquered lands gave to me, two defeated armies, and a dragon on a killing spree.
On the third day of Christmas, my conquered lands gave to me, three evil mistresses, two defeated armies, and a dragon on a killing spree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my conquered lands gave to me, four magic weapons, three evil mistresses, two defeated armies, and a dragon on a killing spree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my conquered lands gave to me, Five piles of gold! four magic weapons, three evil mistresses, two defeated armies, and a dragon on a killing spree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my conquered lands gave to me, six slain heroes, Five piles of gold! four magic weapons, three evil mistresses, two defeated armies, and a dragon on a killing spree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my conquered lands gave to me, seven crushed rebellions, six slain heroes, Five piles of gold! four magic weapons, three evil mistresses, two defeated armies, and a dragon on a killing spree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my conquered lands gave to me, eight towns burning, seven crushed rebellions, six slain heroes, Five piles of gold! four magic weapons, three evil mistresses, two defeated armies, and a dragon on a killing spree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my conquered lands gave to me, nine monster trophies, eight towns burning, seven crushed rebellions, six slain heroes, Five piles of gold! four magic weapons, three evil mistresses, two defeated armies, and a dragon on a killing spree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my conquered lands gave to me, ten deadly spells, nine monster trophies, eight towns burning, seven crushed rebellions, six slain heroes, Five piles of gold! four magic weapons, three evil mistresses, two defeated armies, and a dragon on a killing spree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my conquered lands gave to me, eleven sex slaves, ten deadly spells, nine monster trophies, eight towns burning, seven crushed rebellions, six slain heroes, Five piles of gold! four magic weapons, three evil mistresses, two defeated armies, and a dragon on a killing spree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my conquered lands gave to me, twelve minions bashing, eleven sex slaves, ten deadly spells, nine monster trophies, eight towns burning, seven crushed rebellions, six slain heroes, Five piles of gold! four magic weapons, three evil mistresses, two defeated armies, and a dragon on a killing spree.
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Evil can be festive too.