A/N: This idea would not leave me alone no matter how silly it is. So here, suffer along. Mwahaha.

Warning: Multiple pairings, some canon, some not. You probably won't like all of them. Read at your own risk.

This is in no way a serious fic, just a mere distraction.

Intro - The Future and What it Holds

It was quiet, the space full of heightened tension, everyone on guard. The Rookie 9, Team Gai, Karin and Temari of the Sand were gathered in the modest space that was Sakura's living room, making it seem tiny as it was crowded and overflowing. She had called upon them in a panic, wondering what the hell the hovering blue ball of energy in her apartment was. Ino had quite literally just dropped a bomb on their heads.

"Ha, like such thing exists, Pig." Sakura sneered after Ino finished explaining the phenomena of the glowing sphere that hovered in Sakura's living room.

Ino scowled, clearly unimpressed with being second-guessed. "Let me explain, again, billboard brow." Ino grit out, "This thing," She jabbed her finger in the direction of the energy ball still floating mid-air. "Is an entity with a spiritual mind that I can read. And I'm telling you it's from the future, and if you don't believe me, I can prove it to you right here, right now!"

Sakura paused. "Prove it?" She echoed, stunned.

"That's what I said." The blond quipped.

"What does it do, Ino?" Hinata asked tentatively. The Hyuuga heiress straightened slightly when all attention turned to focus on her, her cheeks colouring lightly, but her chin remained up. Eighteen-year-old Hinata no longer shrunk beneath the attention.

"It has information about us, for about twenty years from now." At Ino's words, the whole room fell into a stunned silence and multiple eyes widened in shock.

"How can you prove it?" it was Neji who spoke, his voice barely above a murmur.

Ino smirked and turned towards the sphere before she raised her hands and focused her fingers into a square around it. "It's a new jutsu I've been developing."

Her brows creased and her mouth tilted down in concentration. And then, all of a sudden, a dark slightly transparent square appeared in the air above the sphere. It glowed with statics.

Multiple eyebrows raised expectantly.

"I need a volunteer," Ino confessed with a mischievous smile.

Everyone looked at each other undecidedly before Sakura shoved the nearest victim - who happened to be Naruto- forward. "You go!"

"Ehh!" The blond yelped in apparent trepidation but moved to stand in front of Ino anyway. He was just about a head taller than her now and he regarded her with uncertain cerulean eyes. "What do I do?"

"Give me your hand," Ino said, taking the appendage before Naruto handed it to her. "I need you to push some chakra into me, so I can, in turn, focus it into the sphere through my jutsu."

Naruto nodded hesitantly and complied, sending a spark of chakra through Ino who then moved and focused it on the sphere by bracketing it again and channelling the bit she had of Naruto's chakra into it.

The energy that burst from the sphere in waves was so strong the lights flickered out. Everyone jumped in alarm and then, the screen glowed a vivid blue and their attention was forcefully directed to it.

"Well, I suggest we all get comfortable." Ino grinned wickedly, "This one is definitely bound to be interesting."