A fierce battle of fierceness was being fought between the fursona twins and the bare-chested hunk Ghira, who really should have been a bear faunus instead of whatever kind of feline he is. Like, wow. He must have just ravaged Kali so badly the night he got her pregnant with Blake that she was never able to have kids again. That's the reason Blake's an only child. It wasn't even that he was trying to be rough. He wasn't abusive. He was just so much man, too much man for her to handle, that her pussy was just destroyed and she was never able to get pregnant again.

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. Sun broke in through the wall and helped Ghira against some random White Fang scrub. And then, as part of the final stage of the plan, Blake broke through behind the fursona twins, landing right in front of them.

She turned, seeing them raise their weapons and preparing to double stab her in the head. At the last second she used her semblance, and with some ice dust managed to freeze both of the fox furries in place.

The two traitors were vulnerable. Frozen in the ice created by her shadow clone. They were easy prey. With that, it was time to finish this. To save her father, and then go off to find her mother.

Blake turned, Gambol Shroud in hand, and swung with all her...

And jumped away from Corsac and Fennec.

Wait, what?

She landed in between Sun and Ghira, putting a vagina between their budding bromance, and spoke. "Dad, where's mom?"

"I'm not sure," her father answered. "I got ambushed right away."

She turned to look at him. "Once we take down Corsac and Fennec-"

"No, go now."

"Wait you guys," Sun interrupted. "Why don't we just kill them right now?"

Blake and Ghira both turned to look at the monkey. "Huh?"

"Look," he said pointing to the two useless guys with the weird elemental penis guns. "They're stuck. Their weapons are frozen in ice. We can take them down right now."

"No!" Ghira insisted. "We must stand here and talk."

"Talk?" Sun questioned. "But they're right there. Totally vulnerable. At our mercy."

"No sun, my dad's right," Blake said. "I have to go right now. But only after standing around talking for a few more minutes waiting for the ice to melt."

"Yes," Ghira agreed. "I want to see what you're made of, Sun. It will give us an opportunity to exchange witty banter, as well as trigger more death flags for myself."

"No!" Sun shouted. "We can kill them right now! It wouldn't even be hard, watch!" He transformed his staff into his kickass gunchucks and aimed them at Corsac and Fennec.

"Sun, stop!" Blake yelled as she swatted his arms aside. "There's no time for that! I have to go and rescue my mom!"

"But we can all go and rescue your mom! After we kill Corsac and Fennec. Why are we just standing here talking and not taking advantage of this situation? They are literally frozen in ice right now!"

"Because this is volume 5," Ghira answered. "All we do is stand around and talk. This may as well be the first few seasons of Red vs. Blue. Only without the charm and humor which made it so great."

"Aaaahhh this makes no sense!"

Ghira sighed. "No, Sun. No it doesn't. But alas, this is our fate."

At that moment the fursona twins finally broke free of Blake's ice clone. Now there would actually be a fight. Finally. Like 10 episodes into the volume.

And people said volume 4 was disappointing.

The end.