Finally the last Chapter! HAHAHAHAH! *Clearing throat* Please enjoy the final chap. of 'With or Without Nutz'.

Sugar Rush

The Camp Camp group got up earlier that morning, after breakfast they got on the bus and headed to Heavy-Eyed Peak. It was so early the sun still hadn't rose yet. David volunteered to drive to the town, but knowing his insomnia Gwen drove the bus with only two cups of the shitty coffee that the camp had and a bar of chocolate to keep her awake.

"Okay campers remember this is just like the camporee." David said to the campers." We all use our unique talents to sell bars."

"Jesus, David!" Max exclaimed. "This is the tenth time you said that since yesterday."

"Eleventh time." Neil corrected Max.

"Here we are." Gwen said as she drove up the town named Heavy-Eyed Peak.

The town was basically the 1920s-50s Hollywood with the limos they passed by, art deco decaying homes, and the houses that had golden gates.

"This place screams Sunset Blvd and Whatever Happened to Baby Jane." Max stated.

"I KNOW! ISN'T IT GREAT?" Preston shouted as he took the sights in around him.

"This looks like a good place to start." David stated as they drove up to a decaying pink mansion, covered in dead plants, and windows boarded up.

"Why do you always pick houses that need a HGTV makeover?" Gwen questioned.

Gate

David rang the bell on the intercom.

"Please state why you are here so early in the morning." A booming voice from the intercom questioned.

"Hello, we're from Camp Campbell and we're selling chocolates." David answered.

"So, a charity case?" The voice questioned again.

"UH-yes. That's what my boss told me to say if any police officers ask." David answered a little unsure.

"Works for me." The voice agreed.

The rusted gold gate began to open - then it paused due to a malfunction- then it started back up again.

The group walked up to the faded pink mansion as David pulled on the door bell string.

The door opened to reveal a butler with grew hair and a large stomach. "You must be the chocolate sellers, do come in, but wipe your feet."

"Of course sir, come on kids." David said as they all walked in.

"Wow! It's like a fancier version of Campbell's run downned mansion." Nikki said.

"As long as their is no weird old folks having sex, I'll be fine." Max stated as he slightly shivered at the horrid memory on Spooky Island.

The group entered the dining room where three elder women were enjoying their breakfast of croissants, boiled eggs on golden egg cups, thick bacon, and orange juice in champagne glasses.

The first women was very lean wearing a paisley patterned robe with a hair wrap on head, the second was in a wheelchair and wore a white night gown and white robe, the third was a pudgy woman with ringlets in her hair and her nightgown was pink and covered with flower details something a child would wear. The things the woman had in common was they wore caked on makeup and dressed dramatically.

"Oh, Nettie, White, we have company!" The pudgy woman exclaimed as she clapped her hands.

" Baby, must you always be so - pause for dramatic effect-" The thin woman said out loud while doing a dramatic pose. "Dramatic?"

" Look who's calling the kettle black, Nettie." White said to Nettie.

"Oh, now you wanna act like a big sister, White." Baby hissed.

Soon the three women were bickering at each other. This left Camp Camp crew in the room confused excepted Gwen who wassilently cheering for one of them to pull the others wig off of for dentures to be flying everywhere.

"A-HEM!" The butler cleared his throat getting the women's attention. "This group is here for charity work, my ladies."

"Charity work?" White questioned as she rolled her wheelchair up to the group.

"Yes, ma'am." David began with a smile. " My campers and I are selling chocolate to raise money for our camp, Camp Campbell, you've probably heard of it. With each chocolate bar you buy your money will go to repairs and equipment for our campers to enjoy. Our flavors include: traditional milk, white, dark, peanut butter, caramel, crispy, mint, and almonds. So, what flavors would you like and how many candy bars will you buy?"

"HOLY SHIT!" Preston exclaimed.

"Preston, language." David scolded the thespian boy.

"That's replica of the table from 'Dinner at Trixies'." Preston exclaimed.

The table was covered with a grey table cloth with a simple vase holding a wilted rose with the women's breakfast items.

"Are you sure Preston, it looks like any other old table?" Nikki stated.

"Plus you said it was a replica, nothing to lose sleep over." Ered added.

"Looks like any other dining room table." Max added as well.

"Bite your tounges nonbelievers!" Preston hissed at his campmates.

"Why yes it is, excellent eye small boy with poofy sleeves." Nettie said as she applaud.

"How did you obtain it?" Preston asked Nettie.

"My dear boy, I am, was, and will always be the set designer of Dinner at Trixies!" Nettie explained.

"What?" Preston shouted.

"Don't hog all the glory Nettie-" Baby butted in. "I was the makeup and costume designer for the 'Avions'.'"

"And I was the lighting and sound mixer for the stage production of 'An Orange in the Snow'." White said.

"So that means you're all Nettie Diva, White and Baby Famous? I think I'm gonna-" Before Preston could finish he fainted.

Harrison, Neil, Gwen,and Nerris started to help Preston gain consciousness again.

"I can't believe this is happening to me!" Preston instantly woke up. "I'm in the home of famous people. You know I'm a bit of a playwright myself. "

"Really, what plays have you written?" White asked.

"Well I did write Romeo and Juliet: Love Resurrected as my big debut for the world. Until, Max ruined it with a prank, the Flower Scouts kidnapped Nikki, some bodybuilder lady came, and the CIA showed up." Preston recounted the events while glaring at Max.

"Hey, I just messed with David's tinder account and got the FBI to show up, I didn't ask the Flower Scouts to tie Nikki to the rafters."

"Yeah, and I gave them the Juliet costume and they still hung me from the rafters." Nikki said with a furious expression and tone.

"Well, that's just terrible." Baby pitied Preston and Nikki. "I would've loved to see your play."

"Excuse me. Not to interrupt, but are you gonna buy our chocolates?" Gwen butted in.

"GASP!" David gasped out loud. "That's it Gwen, why don't we perform a play so we can sell our chocolates?"

"WHAT!" Gwen questioned.

"David that's the most brilliant theatre thing to come out of your mouth!" Preston shouted.

"But, another dumb idea to come out of his mouth." Max stated.

"Oh, how exciting. We haven't done a show since the 90s." White said. "I'll get the backyard stage ready."

"Backyard stage?" The Camp Ccamp group questioned in unison.

Backyard

The backyard was littered in statues that were covered in vines, a grand pool that was dried up, and a large open air stage draping in vines.

"THIS IS A STAGE!" Preston exclaimed with stars in his eyes.

"What will our play be about anyway?" Harrison asked bringing up a good point.

"I'm glad you ask: the story will be about a young lad trying to sell his chocolate bars for his local school, and with the support of his parents he overcomes the obstacles and succeeds. It will be a heartwarming story of triumph, family, and the American dream. " Preston described his vision.

"You mean to tell me in two seconds you just came up with that idea?" Neil question skeptical.

"How long does it take you to come up with a math equation, smart guy?" Preston retorted.

"Touché." Neil admitted.

"Okay folks for this to work we need actors, props, this place cleaned up, and an audience." Preston said as he got on top of the stage barking orders.

"I'll call the neighbors. Matthew, call the neighbors." White ordered the butler.

"And bring the props from the attic!" Nettie added.

"Nurf, your on clean up duty. I want this place so clean I can see my reflection in it." Preston ordered.

" Why do I have to clean up? My bedroom is such a much the neighborhood rats won't go near it." Nurf said.

"After, the black eye you gave him last week you'll do it." Gwen barked at Nurf who did as he was told.

"Harrison, Nikki, Neil, you're on lighting, sound, and special effects." Preston commanded.

Harrison and Nikki looked at each other in glee then ran off backstage as White and Neil followed them.

"Now for two adult actors who can act like an old married couple, but who can we find on such short notice? WHO?" Preston questioned dramatically.

"Gwen and David act like they're an old married couple." Max pointed out with a grin on his face.

"What?" David and Gwen said in unison while David had a shock/embarrassed look and Gwen expression was full of fury, but both their faces were pink.

"Of course, you two will do perfectly." Preston said as he clapped his hands together.

"But we don't look like parents." Gwen said as she gestured both herself and David.

"Don't worry, you will." Preston clapped his hands together. "Nerris, Dolph, Ered, you three are on makeup duty."

"WHAT?" Before Gwen could protest Nerris and Ered had grabbed her hands pulling her away.

"Let me go!" Gwen protested as she was being dragged away.

"Like chill, we know what we're doing." Ered said as she pulled Gwen harder.

"Yeah, me and my dad use my mom's make up to cosplay all the time, just don't tell my mom I use her makeup." Nerris said.

"Don't worry, we will make you ze belle of the ball." Dolph said assuring Gwen.

"With the 'you-know-whats' you paint I don't trust you with my make up!" Gwen pointed at Dolph.

"Fine, I will be the color coordinator." Dolph said.

"Don't worry dearie, I have plenty of dresses for you to try on." Baby said as she helped the kids push Gwen inside.

"If Quartermaster doesn't kill us all first, I'll have my revenge on all of you!" Gwen shouted.

"What about my costume?" David asked.

"Don't worry ,hon." White wrapped her arm around David's arm. " I got plenty of all nine of my ex-husbands clothing lying around."

Before David could protest White took him away.

"Wow, I actually feel bad for them." Max laughed. " I feel even sadder for the sap who's gonna play the son."

"Glad you feel that way, Max, BECAUSE IT'S YOU!" Preston shouted into Max's ears.

"What?" Max shouted back.

The Play

The yard was cleared of any veins or debris, the pool was filled with sparkling water, and the stage; had brand new red velvet curtains, the wood was waxed giving a new look and scent, and the props neatly placed. The neighbors appeared in the seats provided to them all were in their 60s-100s, wearing formal wear despite the heat, and the play was ready.

Preston appeared at the center of the stage as a light shined down on him. "Good evening ladies and gentlemen you are the first to witness the play 'Candy Bar', ENJOY THE SHOW!"

The audience clapped as the curtains opened to reveal a living room setting.

"Once upon a time there was a father-" Preston began.

David came out onstage as a light shined down on him wearing a dark green shirt that was covered up by a 1980s neon green yuppie suit, yellow tie, and stylish dark brown shoes. His hair was greased back even his little tuff of hair was stylized.

"My knees feel weird." David commented as he felt uncomforted in his pants.

"A mother-" Preston continued.

Gwen came out as a light shined down on her wearing dark brown heels, a lilac pearl necklace, earrings, and opera gloves her hair in a rockabilly fashion as her bangs remained , a plain pale green long sleeved dress, and a purple apron with white polka dots.

"That acting class I took first year of college don't fail me now." Gwen said silently to herself.

"And a son!" Max came out as a light shined down on him wearing a blue and yellow plaid shirt over his yellow camp shirt, his regular pants and shoes, a green baseball hat that barely fit his head, and one of the chocolate cases.

"I know this is revenge for that stupid play." Max stated with a scowl.

" The young boy was selling chocolate bars for his schools theatre class!" Preston announced.

"I'm selling chocolates for my school's dumb theater." Max repeated not giving a shit.

"IT'S THEATRE!" Preston shouted at Max.

"Why son, that is swell!" David said excited as he put a hand around Gwen's shoulder.

" It's good to know that our boy is supporting his school's theatre program." Gwen said in a motherly tone as she laid her hand on David's heart. "I'm so proud of you."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just buy the shitty chocolate so we can end this play." Max said going off script.

"Max, lan-" David then caught himself breaking character. "Son, language!"

"And of course we'll buy some chocolates from you." Gwen said continuing the motherly yet annoyed tone. "What flavors do you have?"

"Chocolate." Max bluntly said.

"Chocolate bars of all the flavors fell from the Heavens!" Preston shouted.

"WHAT!" Max exclaimed as Nikki, Harrison, and Nerris dropped chocolate bars on Max's head.

"OW!" Max exclaimed as the eight flavors of chocolate fell on his head.

"Then all the chocolates fell on him crushing his SKULL!" Preston shouted.

"WHAT!" Max exclaimed as Nikki, Harrison, and Nerris were emptying boxes of chocolate bars on Max.

"OW,OW,OW!" Max shouted as each bar hit him on the head until he was covered in them.

"Max-I mean son, don't worry I'll help you!" David said as he rushed over to Max and dug him out of the candy bar pile.

"What the hell was that Pre-"

"Sadly, the boy survived." Preston cut Max off. "As an even bigger pile came at him."

"WHAT!" Max and David exclaimed as a giant box of chocolates missed them by at least two inches.

"Nurf, stop that right now!" David commanded as he pointed at Nurf.

"What? It's in the script." Nurf said holding the script.

"Okay, I'm putting my foot down." Gwen said. " I was fine with Max getting smacked in the head, but I'm not going that far that I have to do paperwork for a dead camper."

" Wait, did someone die at the camp?" Nikki asked as the others only shrugged.

"But, we haven't done the scene where everyone boos at him and throws rotten candy bars at him." Preston said pointing at Max.

"Now I know this is revenge for that dumb play." Max said pointing at Preston.

"It wasn't dumb it was magical, original, and everybody loved it!" Preston shouted.

"No, not really. I was in it and I Hated it. I don't even know how I got the part." Nikki said.

"Mixing of too many genres ruins the story line for me." Nerris admitted.

" Tabii scares me." Neil commented.

"NNNOO!" Preston cried out as he fell to his knees. "Now I know how Andrew Llyod Webber felt when Starlight Express bombed."

(The getting rid of songs and characters, and Las Vegas costumes made it worse.)

*COUGH*

A cough reminded the group that they were still on stage with many people watching them.

"And proceeds for buying our chocolates will go to the camp's indoor plumbing and theatre program." Gwen said.

Nettie, White (not her),Baby, and Matthew got up from their seats and started to clap for the group. Soon, everyone got up and started to clap.

"They love it, they love my play!" Preston beamed in delight as rose covered the stage.

Later

At the back of the camp bus the campers were selling candy bars to the remaining rich neighbors.

"Thank you for coming." Nerris said as another rich elder paid for a chocolate bar.

"Well, that's everyone." Neil said as he saw every last neighbor left the backyard.

"Holy shit we just made $42.00." Gwen said as she counted the money.

"And that means we just sold ten and a half boxes." David said. "We can't thank you three enough for helping us."

" Actually, we want to thank Preston." Baby said gesturing to Preston.

"He helped us spark our love of the theatre again." White added.

"And we can't wait to see your next play." Nettie said.

"Thank you, I'll never forget any of you." Preston said as tears ran down his eyes. "Because I ain't leaving!"

"What?" Everyone questioned shocked.

"I call dibs on his tent." Max commented as he raised his hand.

"Don't you all see this is where I belong. The art, the culture, the theatre! Camp Campbell was a prison just like in Les Mis, this is where I belong-hey!" Before Preston knew it he was dragged onto the bus and they drove away.

The bus pulled out of the driveway as the three divas and butler waved goodbye.

"I'm gonna miss that lad." Baby said.

"But it was time for them to go." White said.

"And perfect timing to that funeral man should be here to bury the monkey" Nettie added.

Sluggish Peak was the neighbor of Heavy-eyed Peak. The town was more heavily influenced by the 1980s-now (Jasper would love this place if he wasn't stuck on Spooky Island). With neon colored buildings, stores selling 90s theme clothes, and coffee shops offering monster milkshakes and green tea flavored coffee.

"I can't believe you all dragged me back here. I COULD'VE BEEN A STAR!" Preston pouted as he crossed his arms.

"But Preston, camp wouldn't be the same without you, plus after losing Jermy we can't afford to lose anymore campers." David said the latter under his breathe.

The bus entered one of the many neighborhoods in the town that had modern style houses from the 60's to now.

"Alright, you all know what to do use your niche talents and don't terrorize these people." Gwen said handing out boxes of chocolates to the campers. "Nurf, Dolph, you guys are on stock duty."

"But why?" Nurf questioned.

"You bastards know what you did!" Max shouted.

"What did we do?" Dolph questioned as Nurf just shrugged.

*DING-DONG*

A door opened up as the owner looked down to see-

Nerris

"Fair Lady of the house my kingdom needs you to buy our chocolates ." Nerris announced wielding a sword made out of paper towel rolls, paint, and glitter.

Neil

"I need you to buy some candy bars for our camp we have :no indoor plumbing, no air conditioning, some no name toilet paper brand,no Wi-Fi-" Neil ranted.

Ered

"The only thing cool about this place is that we set things on fire, mess with some old groundskeeper who is crazy creepy, and the halfpipe."

Preston

"The camp a desert, the campers annoying, the theatre department- lacking a muse." Preston said doing dramatic poses.

Space Kid

"If it weren't for this camp I wouldn't have gone to space or met my best friends: Max, Nikki, Muack the platypus, and Neil." Space Kid stated honestly.

Harrison

"With you buying each candy bar, I'll be able to improve my magic skills." Harrison demonstrated as he made five flavors of chocolate bars float above his head in a circular motion, until they fell onto his head. "OW!"

Neil

"And it'll turn into a future Walmart parking lot anyway, but still we need your money, also dark chocolate will help you live longer." Neil bribed the customer.

Nikki

"The Flower Scouts ran me out of their camp last Summer which traumatized me and they hung me upside down by the rafters, and trust me you do not want to know their views on Mexico." Nikki stated remember both traumatizing experiences.

Preston

"But you the hero of this tale can save us. You'll get a standing ovation! " Preston gestured to the customer.

Max

"The camp's a scam run by a wanted conman who is on the top of the FBI list next to Jack the Ripper. Where I'm tortured by a living ray of sunshine in a humanoid body and a postgrad who can't get a real job-AAH!." Max screamed in pain as box of chocolates hit Max in the back of the head sending him to the floor.

"I heard that, you little shit!" Gwen shouted off-screen.

Harrison

"These chocolate bars are enchantingly tasty!" Harrison said as pulled a rabbit out of his hat that was holding a chocolate bar.

(Don't tell the cereal people they might sue me!)

Space Kid

"Also, I get tons of rabies shots daily: David said if I get one more I break the camp record." Space Kid bragged. "Also, I'll have to go to a special hospital since we ran out rabies shots last week. "

Ered

"In layman's term the camp sucks. " Ered bluntly said.

Max

"Look just buy the shitty candy bars so we can get some decant indoor plumbing." Max spatted as he had his hands out ready for cash.

Nerris

"And as future Elfin Queen I will reward you with my gratitude and a mutant demon guard dog to hunt down your enemies." Nerris added.

Nikki

"And remember do not sign your daughter up for Flower Scouts especially troop 789. So how many bars do you want?" Nikki added as she batted her eyelashes.

Nikki: 30 bars

Space Kid and Harrison: 12 bars

Max, Neil, Nerris, Preston, and Ered : 5 bars (each sold one).

"Well, this is way better than when we started." Gwen said as she counted the money.

"But it's still not enough, just going door to door isn't doing it." David said.

"Hey isn't that the fitness guy that wouldn't buy our candy bars?" Space kid said pointing to the fit man in green jogging suit, but was wearing a trench coat and fedora over his head.

"Yeah, that is him, but what is he doing?" Nikki questioned as she tilted her head to the right.

A cheerful teenage girl in a orange fast food worker uniform holding a greasy bag of fast food.

"You got my stuff." The fit man asked in a gruff voice.

"Yes, that'll be 18.99." The worker said as she held out her hand for cash.

"Fine!" The man said as he pulled out a $20 to the worker and snatched his meal out of her hand and walked away.

"Have a nice day!" As soon as he was out of sight see dropped the façade and glared at him. "God, I hate this job!"

"Wow Gwen, I didn't know you could be at two places at once." Max remarked earning a smack on the back of his head.

"Next time I won't hit your soft spot!" Gwen growled at Max.

"Wait there he goes." Nikki gestured as the fit man went into a dark alley way.

Alley Way

The fit man pulled a deluxe burger stuffed with: three patties, fries, onion rings, chicken tenders, cheese sticks, and cheese. As he clutched the greasy burger ready to take his first bite a light shine on his face.

"Gotcha." A voice said as he turned around to see the Camp Camp crew.

"What do you calorie creeps want?" The fit man hissed.

"We want you to buy our chocolate bars, for crying out loud you're about to eat a burger with enough grease to kill a hippo and it's as big as your head." Max stated.

" So? I just don't care chocolate or sweets." The fit man just shrugged.

"That is a valid point." Neil admitted.

"Shut up, Neil." Harrison spatted.

"Look let's negotiate here." Gwen stepped between the two groups. " Seeing as how you're willing to go into an alley way where you can get stab just to eat that shit between two buns there must be others like you who actually love chocolate. Just give us their addresses so we can sell our candy bars and we'll be out of your hair."

"And if I don't." The fit man foolishly said.

"Then we'll upload this image of you eating a monster burger to every social media site." Max said as he pulled out a phone of him about to eat said burger.

"Max that's my phone!" David whined.

"Shut up, David!" Max hissed. "And for being a jerkass you gotta buy six cases and you have to give use a list of others like you."

"Fine." The fit man said as he pulled out his wallet and a notepad writing down names and addresses. "Just don't tell anyone at the gym I ratted them out, I gotta rep to protect"

"A deals a deal." Gwen said as she took the money and note.

"Hey fit-jerk-guy can I have your cases?" Nikki asked holding six cases of chocolate.

"Fine! Whatever! Just let me eat my burger in peace!" The fit man shouted and started to dig into his burger.

The group left disgusted by the man's eating habits.

"Jeez, that wolf that almost ate David, the platypus, and Nikki have better table manners." Neil commented.

"Forget Sweeney Todd, that's gonna scar me for life." Preston said hugging himself.

"Anyway we got some houses to hit." Nikki said.

Montage of the campers go to house and secretly selling chocolate.

(Use your imagination for this part.)

"Thank you both again, for buying our-HMPH!" David was cutoff by hands covering his mouth belong to a couple in matching sweats.

"Keep it down, if the Jefferson's from next door hear that we're cheating on our diets we'll never hear the end of it." The wife whispered.

"Yeah, they think their so superior to everyone in the neighborhood just because they have a jacuzzi tub with three bubble features." The husband added.

"Okay?" David said as he walked back to the group. "Guys, I still feel horrible for blackmailing these people."

"You'll get over it." Max commented without missing a beat.

"Okay after selling ten cases to the people on the list we now have -" Gwen said calculating the numbers- "Thirty cases!"

"Which mean we only have a few more to go, then I get my new science camp equipment." Neil squealed.

"Everyone check this out." David ushered everyone to his cell phone.

"The annual locust migration has finally ended in Lazy Peak. Lucky not that much damage has been done, but the locust did go into the mayor's secret chocolate stash and to whoever gets her favorite brand will win a huge - and I mean huge- cash reward. If anyone has any chocolate the mayor is willing to buy some." The announcer said.

Gwen and David gave each other a knowing look.

"You thinkin' what I', thinkin'?" Gwen asked her co-counselor.

"That what we just heard was oddly specific and related to our main goal?" David answered.

"Okay, that is true." Gwen admitted. "But we're heading back to Lazy Peak."

Lazy Peak

Despite the locust attack on the town it still looked way better than Sleepy Peak. The building's paint jobs were chipped, plants had locust bite marks on them, and roads had cracks and potholes everywhere.

"WOW! Who knew a buncha stupid bugs can do so much damage." Ered remarked as the campers saw the result of the locust season.

"Here we are city hal- OH NO!" David yelped.

In front of city hall was a large line of people holding: heart shaped boxes full of chocolates, chocolate bunnies wrapped in foil, and anything else chocolate could be formed, shaped, and stored.

"Guess we weren't the only ones who got the news." David pointed.

"Well we better get in this long ass line before it gets longer." Max spatted.

"Actually, that's the line to get into the line." A woman stated to the Camp Camp crew.

"There's a line for the line?" Gwen shuddered has her anxiety began to rise.

"Yep, and after this line there's the line to into the building, the line outside the mayor's door, and if she doesn't like your chocolates there's a line for the leaving the office." The woman inform the group.

"And how do you know that?" David asked.

"Because I just got out of the line to leave the office." The woman said bluntly. "I just spent $50 on some dark chocolate truffles stuffed with roasted almonds, dusted with cocoa powder, and sea salt for almost nothin'."

"Almost nothing'?" David repeated.

"I'm gonna eat this." She then plucked a truffle into her mouth moaning as she savored the candy. "Oh this is good."

"Anyway, Good luck." The woman said about to walk off until she scanned the campers. "Your kids may wanna wear diapers, because you're gonna be here for a long time."

"Oh no, my anxiety is back." Gwen stated as she hugged herself while shivering.

"How long is this line anyway?" Nikki said.

"By my calculations it's about 72 hours and 19 minutes." Neil answered in an annoyed tone.

"We're doomed." Harrison spoke up.

"We'll be trapped here forever!" Nerris exaggerated as she fell to her knees.

"There must be a way to get to the front of the line." David said as he scratched his chin.

"I have a few suggestions." Max spoke up as everyone turned to him.

"You do? Well go on Max, tell us." David gushed.

"Not so fast camp man, in return for my services I want something in return." Max answered.

"What do you want this time?" Gwen hissed.

"My demands are simple: no camp activities especially sensitivity-training camp for a week, double desserts, David's phone, and I get to watch all your rated -M movies, Gwen." Max responded.

" You can have the first two, use David's phone for one-hour a day only for video games, and you get to pick three DVDs that are rated PG to PG-13 from the movie store with David's money. " Gwen negotiated.

"Why are you guys always dipping into my bank account?" David whined.

(Seriously, does he even get paid at all?)

"Shut up, David. And no deal!" Max shouted.

"Do you really want to wait in this line in this heat with all these people, Max?" Gwen questioned.

Max looked back at the line with all those people standing and he pulled on his hoodie as sweat made it stick to his skin.

"And as an added bonus you'll get bathroom privileges to cut in front of the line no matter what." Gwen added as she extended her hand.

"Deal!" Max shook her hand then turned to David and Nikki. "David, Nikki, you two know every animal call on this planet go to the park or something and collect every animal you can find."

David and Nikki squealed as they ran off to the nearest park.

"Gwen, I need you to get some shaving cream, whipped cream, baby powder, and a permeant red marker. " Max instructed.

"Okay?" Gwen said as she left to a near by grocery store.

"So you gonna inform us on your ingenious plan or what?" Neil questioned.

"All good things come in time, Neil." Max simply answered.

Ten Minutes Later

Everyone in line was sweating bullets as the sun beamed down on their heads and melting their chocolates-until.

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

Everyone turned to see a tall and lanky boy run for his life.

"Help, oh, help!" Neil cried out. "My fellow campers got the rabies!"

Everyone gasped in fear.

"Neil!" Preston came crawling on his knees as he crawled up to Neil . "They bit me, I'm not going to make it! TELL GRAM-GRAM I LOVE HER! "

Preston than raised his head to reveal it was pale, covered in red polka dots, and foam coming out of his mouth.

"Oh no! There is more and the animals that gave them the rabies!" Neil pointed into the horizon.

Soon, even more pale red polka dot faced kids with foam coming out of the mouth appeared moaning and groaning as they limped forward. Then, raccoons, squirrels, possums, dogs, cats, and Muack with red polka dots and foam in their mouths came forward.

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

Everyone screamed running in every direction in a state of panic until it was empty and voided of life.

"We did it!" Preston shouted in amazement as the others joined him.

(How many B-zombie-movies did they watch to be that believable?)

"Gotta hand it to you, Max, your plan worked." Gwen admitted.

"Whatever." Max scoffed.

"Okay gang, to the mayor's office!" David exclaimed.

Mayor's Office

The room was lavishly furnished with mahogany desk, a large chandelier, silk curtains, and porcelain flooring.

"Pfft. Rich government people. Don't have enough in the budget to house the homeless or make parks, but have enough for luxury gold toilets." Max stated.

"I heard that young man." The large desk chair swirled around to reveal a woman around Neil's height. "Beside this is from the last mayor who blow our budget: why do you think we have so many sales around?"

"Then, why are you having some money contest for chocolates than?" Max questioned.

"As a mayor this job is very-very-very stressful, besides the money would go to the winners to repair their home, business, or whatever shit they want to waste it on." The Mayor answered.

"Fair enough." Max admitted.

"So where's your 'special' chocolate that's gonna win me over?" The Mayor sarcastically asked.

"Well Madam Mayor, we came all the way from Sleepy Peak-"

"Sleepy Peak? Didn't that placed get a drug overdose from Flower Scout cookies or Wood Scout popcorn?" The Mayor interrupted.

"Yes, but we're not associated with them we're Camp Campbell Summer Camp." David explained.

"Never heard of you." The Mayor bluntly said.

"We're located at Lake Lilac between the Flower and Wood Scout camps, been open since the 1970s, and our motto is 'campe diem' which is trademarked."

The Mayor just shook her head still not knowing who they were.

"We won the Annual Lake Lilac Camporee; just look it up on the web." Gwen insisted.

The Mayor pulled out her tablet which had a dead locust on it and looked it up to see one result of an article titled (Camp Campbell beats Flower and Wood Scouts) and a picture of the group looking miserable.

"You guys look like your more in jail then at a Summer camp." She commented. "But go ahead show me what'cha got."

"Well we got : traditional milk, white, dark, peanut butter, caramel, crispy, mint, and almonds. " David stated.

"Peanut butter." The Mayor bluntly said.

David handed her the peanut butter chocolate bar.

The Mayor unwrapped it and took a nibble out of the chocolate bar and swished it around her mouth like a wine judge tester... Until, she bite down on the whole bar candy bar like a beaver.

" MORE. GOOD. MORE!" She screamed scaring the Camp Camp crew.

"What is with everybody's table manners?" Preston shouted in disgust.

"I mean, congratulations you've won." The Mayor snapped her fingers and a butler handed David a leather case full of cash. "How much for ten cases of your peanut butter bars?"

"We'll discuss our pricing, but first these kids need to wash up." Gwen instated as she pointed to the campers.

"Down the hall second door on the right." The Mayor pointed.

"I can't believe it we won in both the money and selling." David said as he held the case.

"Ugh, guys. This stuff won't like come off." Ered said as the other campers still had red marker polka dots on them.

"How is that possible? Just use soap and water and wash your- Wait a second!" Gwen stopped midway.

Gwen turned to Max who was sporting an all knowing smirk holding said permeant red marker.

"YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Gwen roared ready to attack him.

"Ugh, Gwen." Space grabbing Gwen's sock stopping her, as he lifted his arm revealing Revenge Squrriel. "The squirrel bit me and I think it has rabies."

Revenge Squrriel jumped to an opened window and squeaked at the Camp Camp crew than jumped out.

*I have taken down your weakest member. Soon, I'll kill you all and avenge my King!*

"Well gang, to the hospital." David said.

Bus

"Fifty down and fifty more to go." Gwen said reading her list.

"Now back to Drowsy Peak!" David said as he drove up to the town.

Montage

The Camp Campbell campers going door to door with their antics that made customers buy the bars out of honest or to get them off their lawns.

Max would talk about his political views, society, and how horrible the camp was. Neil would exchange his service to fix television sets and set up Wi-Fi for buying candy bars. Nikki would summon the neighborhood dogs to poop on the owner's lawn. Space Kid wouldn't shut up about space. Harrison performed tricks. Nerris throw twenty-sided dice at the owners. Ered would skateboard across the lawns leaving marks. Preston sand show tunes he made up himself.

"Sixty-nine! We sold Sixty-nine cases!" Gwen whooped.

"But where are we going to sell the others?" Preston asked.

"I have an idea." David said.

Sleepy Peak

The town wasn't as hectic as it was when they were first selling chocolates, but people still looked out of it from the cookie overdosed.

"Excuse me, good people of Sleepy Peak!" David announced getting the attention of twelve people. " My campers and I are selling chocolate to raise money for our camp, Camp Campbell. With each chocolate bar you buy your money will go to repairs and equipment for our campers to enjoy. Our flavors include: traditional milk, white, dark, peanut butter, caramel, crispy, mint, and almonds.

"Are you drugged from the Flower Scouts cookies?" Someone said.

"We ain't buying anything anymore from kids!" Another shouted.

Soon everyone was shouting.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Everyone turned to Max.

"Max, language!" David scowled.

"We're not with those losers: the Wood Scouts kidnap campers and gang press them into joining them and the Flower Scouts are a bunch of old fashioned jerks who runoff anyone who doesn't fit their norms." Max said. " And then there's us."

This gained the crowds attention as Max continued. "Unlike the Wood and Flower Scouts we don't go banging at your doors at 2 A.M., some lame gimmick, or some fad that'll go out of style in two minutes."

"The camp has low income we literally almost had to use the toothbrushes we cleaned the floor for our teeth if I didn't find and spares. And me and David have to endure watching these little shits: seriously look at us we're underpaid and over-stress and look at them do you want them running mad into town? " Gwen gestured to the campers as they were doing their usual antics.

"Oh this poor underpaid camp." Some old woman said as she reached into her purse. " I'll buy a candy bar."

"Yeah, me too." A man said pulling out a couple of dollars. "Anything to spite the Flower and Wood Scouts."

The crowd bought as many chocolate bars as they could, but it still wasn't enough.

Back at Camp Camp

Despite their recent performance the Camp Camp was still stuck with forty boxes of chocolate with different flavored cases in them.

"So, what now?" Gwen questioned.

"I don't know we sold as much as we could to the other towns and Sleepy Peak." David added.

"And I got my parents in a chocolate war, I don't think they can buy anymore." Neil also added.

"We could-"

"No Nurf, you ain't threatin' nobody." Max spatted.

"We're gonna need a miracle to sell the rest." Nerris said.

Suddenly, a brown car drove up to the camp site revealing the mad woman from Drowse Peak.

"YOU!" She pointed angrily at the Camp Camp crew. "I've looked high and low for you."

"Please ma'am don't hurt us we were just selling chocolates." David said as he and Gwen shield the children the woman.

"Oh, really?" The woman reached into her back pocket pulling out some kind of weapon.

Everyone flinched expecting the end.

"I'll take some chocolate bars, please." The woman revealing the weapon was really her wallet.

"What the fuck?" Max shouted.

"I said, I would like to buy your chocolates." The woman answered.

"Then what was with that crazy 'CHOCOLATE!' screaming then?" Nikki questioned.

"I have OCD. Obsessive. Chocolate. Disorder." The woman answered.

"Don't make fun of people's disorders." Max hissed at the woman.

"Well we do have forty boxes of chocolate in the -"

"I'll take them!" The woman said shoving a wad of cash at David.

Her car was stuffed and strapped with boxes of chocolate as she drove off.

"Man we could've avoided everything if we just sold her out chocolate bars." Space Kid lampshaded what had just occurred.

A taxi car drove up dropping off a tanned Quartermaster.

"Quartermaster!" David exclaimed greeting the groundkeeper. "Where have you been this whole time?"

"Cabo." Quartermaster bluntly said as he walked towards the Mess Hall. "They have nice beaches."

"What a weirdo." Ered hissed.

The Next Day

Everyone was in the Mess Hall eating their breakfast of mash potatoes as David gave an announcement.

"Kids I can't tell how proud I'am of you for this year's chocolate sells. In fact we beat the camp's record!" David exclaimed.

"Yeah, yeah, just tell me how mush of a raise I'm getting." Gwen said.

"And my science equipment." Neil added.

"And my magic equipment." Harrison added.

"And my adventure equipment." Nikki added.

Sone everyone was asking about equipments for their camps, except Max who was flinging his mash potatoes at the window.

"Actually, guys I have some teeny-tiny bad news." David said as his voice squeaked and he twiddled his fingers.

"What bad news?" Gwen gritted through her teeth.

"You see the camp's plumbing hasn't been updated since the 70s when this camp opened so that took a huge chunk of our candy bar money. It was so bad the plumber told me that if we got the stomach flu or something our subpar plumbing would backup and explode allover Lake Lilac."

(Thank goodness this took place before Night of the Living Ill)

"GROSS!" Max stated as he stuck out his tounge in disgust.

"Wait! The cash prize from Lazy Peak where's that?" Gwen questioned as she grabbed onto David's bandana.

"Well, we needed to restock of rabies medicine since we ran out last week, pay the bus repair bill, the doctors to remove Space Kid's rabies and to remove the permanent marker marks, we needed to pay back Sal after the bus crash incident, and for repairs for the Flower Scout's roof. " David admitted.

Gwen then glared (since most of the payment was their fault) at the trio as they actually jumped in fear.

"So you mean there's no money left?" Gwen gritted her teeth.

"Well we did have a tiny-itty-bitty money left for each camp." David answered.

"I knew you wouldn't let me down (again). Now hand over my new science camp lab." Neil said as David handed him a telescope.

"Telescope? What the fuck, David?" Neil said shaking the telescope around.

"Sorry Neil, but after paying those bills we had a limited budget for each camp." David explained, but I got you all something to enjoy.

David handed Ered a pack of wheels for her skateboard, Nikki a bag of marbles with a slingshot, Dolph a box of chalk, Nerris a pack of monster cards, Harrison a magic kit set, Nurf a book titled 'How to Stop Being a Bully for Losers', Preston a book of monologues for preteens, and Max those stress ball thingys.

"Oh and Neil, you and Space Kid are gonna have to share the telescope." David said.

"Can I hold the telescope Neil?" Space Kid asked holding out his hands.

"Knock yourself out." Neil said as he tossed the telescope and hit Space Kid's helmet.

"Wait, what about the counselors' bonus?" Gwen questioned.

"Don't worry Gwen here's our bonus." David said sheepishly handing Gwen $5. "It was all that was left over."

Gwen just crumbled the $5 bill into her pocket.

"Can't we just sell more chocolate bars or something?" Neil question.

"Yeah, had we'd know that chocoholic was willing to buy all of our chocolates we could had this thing over with." Max inputted.

"Sorry gang selling season is over. Besides during this time the chocolate company is in the process of making Chocolates for Halloween and Christmas. But, I hope you all learned something from this." David said.

"Hard work sucks and accomplishes nothing." Nikki answered cheerfully.

"What, no, that's not the moral of this story." David panicked.

"Seems like that way." Gwen added.

"No guys , we did work hard and accomplish our goals. It's just with the Flower Scouts drugging everyone in town and the Wood Scouts sabotaging our bus and destroying property."

"Don't forget Campbell." Max added.

"I'm sure didn't mean it. Besides the trouble wasn't us it was a series of things out of our control." David said.

"So the moral is that you have to work hard to accomplish our goals and when it still fails blame the idiots who screw it up?" Max questioned.

"Will it restore your faith in hark work?" David counter questioned.

"More or less." Max admitted.

"Then, yes!" David said excitedly.

"Yeah, if it weren't for them we wouldn't be in this-" Gwen stopped midway as an idea hatched."Hey David since you worked so hard why don't I handle sensitivity training for today. I mean you kept us up while we were rock bottom."

"Well gee co-counselor that'll be swell, that gives me enough time to plan next weeks activities." David said as he walked into the counselors cabin.

"Listen up you little shits we're doing revenge camp the reason we're in this mess is because of those shitty Wood and Flower Scouts. Take an hour break then we'll plot our revenge." Gwen said as she went into the counselor cabin.

Everyone went their separate was disappointed that their hard work amounted to nothing; except Max who was grinning as he toss the stress ball away.

'Why are you so happy, Max?" Neil questioned his friend. "Aren't you disappointed like the rest of us about this?"

"What is this your first day of camp, Neil?" Max spat. " I hate this place; the activities are lame, the food here sucks, and the people here are annoying. And if you really been paying attention all I've ever wanted was decant plumbing and the showers to actually work. "

Flashbacks:

#1

"Okay campers time for the wheel of chores!" David exclaimed as the campers and Gwen groaned.

David pulled out a huge wheel with everyone's name on it with chores that listed: raking leaves, moping, laundry, gathering firewood, cutting firewood, helping Quartermaster peel potatoes, wiping tables, cleaning glass, cleaning the toilets, and etc and whosever name landed on the chore had to do it.

"Here,we,go!" David said as he gave the wheel a big spin.

Everyone had their fingers crossed and prayed, hoping they wouldn't get a disgusting chore as the wheel slowly began to stop.

"Nikki, you got cutting firewood." Gwen said reading the wheel.

"YES!" Nikki exclaimed as she punched the air. "Let me at those axes!"

"Preston, you got sweeping." Gwen read the wheel.

" I'll sing ' In My Own Little Corner' from Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella as I do this chore." Preston said as he started to sing the show-tune.

(The Brandy version is the best version)

"Ered you got bathing the platypus." Gwen read the wheel.

Ered eyes popped out in surprise. " You want me, to bathe that? " Ered questioned while pointing at Muack.

Muack hissed at Ered and jumped on her hind feet and started to kick and scratch the air.

"Max you got toilet cleaning duty." Gwen read the wheel.

"What?" Max shouted.

An Hour Later

Max came out of the bathrooms with a hairnet on his head, a pink apron covered with dirty, yellow kitchen gloves, a laundry pin pinching his nose, and a bucket filled with cleaning supplies and a toilet plunger. His hair was a mess, bags under his eyes, and he was slouching over tired.

"That's it next chore I'm giving Muack a bath." Max said as he pulled the gloves off his hands and threw them to the ground.

*AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

Ered came running past Max screaming with her clothes wet, bubbles and suds in her hair, and an angry Muack chasing after her.

"Muack, muack, muack!" Muack quacked angerly after Ered.

"Definitely giving Muack a bath next time." Max said nonchalantly.

#2

"I'm gonna go sit in the showers for a while." Max told Neil as he left his barely touched breakfast for later.

In the Showers

Max covered himself in a blue bathrobe holding the Camp Camp's white towels as he turned the hot water handle on, only for nothing to happen. Max turned it again only for it to snap off. Max held the handle in his hands in anger unaware of the water building up in the shower head.

"Are you fucking kidding-AHH!" Before, Max could finish his rant as cold water knocked him to the ground until it went back to its normal (subpar) water pressure.

"Me." Max finished as he held his aching head and barfed up some cards and a dove that flew out the showers. "Seriously!"

#3

Nerris came out of the girls bathroom skipping past the boys who were waiting in line. Harrison was first in line playing with his cards while he waited, Space Kid was second doing the infamous potty dance, Max was third tapping his foot impatiently, and Neil was last with his knees buckled trying not to wet himself.

"Aw man, is this how girls feel when they wait in line to use the bathroom?" Neil questioned.

(Suck it up Neil! Now you know how us ladies feel when we need to go, but there's a line.)

" I'm done!" Jermy announced as he walked out of the bathroom. "You might want to crack a window."

An awful scent came from the boys side of the bathroom as Harrison covered his nose and ran away, Space Kid fainted from the scent, while Max and Neil were left with disgust/shocked facial expressions.

#4

" I can't believe you three." David began to scorn Max, Neil, and Nikki. " Trying to make Space Kid hate space for your own selfish reason."

"Especially with the shit you three do, that's very hypocritical." Gwen added.

(Let's not lie, that was the cruelest thing those three ever did to Space Kid.)

"As punishment you three are on toilet and shower cleaning duty for two weeks." David declared the punishment as he crossed his arms.

"What that's so unfair." Nikki whined.

" Yeah Nurf bullies everyone and he never gets punished." Neil agreed.

"Oh yes he does." Gwen stated.

Flashback within a flashback

"Of all the lousy things you've ever done this is one of your lowest, Nurf!" Gwen scolded Nurf who flinched.

"Gwen's right domestic abuse is a very serious crime, young man." David equally scolded Nurf. "As punishment harming Preston and all the other acts of bullying you've done you are on permeant bathroom duty, litter clean up, clean the Quartermaster's hooks duty until Summer is over."

"And we'll have a very serious talk about your actions." Gwen added.

Gwen and David walked towards Preston who was wrapped in a blanket shaking in fear.

"Come on Preston let's get you some ice for your eye." David said as he placed a comforting hand on his shoulder.

"Thank you." Preston gasped in a hoarse voice as David and Gwen took him to the Mess Hall for first aid.

"I need these hooks cleaned for tonight!" Quartermaster shouted at Nurf as he shoved a box full hooks at him and walked away.

"How many hooks does this werido have-" Nurf paused as he pulled out a hook that was actually a did-whatever the heck those things are.

*Horror movie screams*

Nurf's screams were heard throughout Lake Lilac, as he cleaned all of Quartermaster's hooks for his night on Spooky Island.

(Not to break the story or anything but this needs to be said: I did not find what Nurf did to Preston funny at all! To tell you do truth Nurf (and Dolph, Quartermaster, Campbell, the Flower Scouts, The Wood Scouts, and etc) creep me out! Harming someone mental and/or physically is not love. I don't know any of you who are reading this fanfic but please call the police if this is happening to you or someone else. Thank you!)

End flashback in a flashback

"Can't we be on permeant bathe the platypus duty instead?" Max questioned raising his hand.

"No!" Gwen answered with a huge Cheshire grin on her face as she handed the three their hairnets, kitchen gloves, aprons, and buckets with cleaning supplies and toilet plungers.

"We better check up on Space Kid and send his parents that video." David said as he and Gwen walked away.

"You think if we apologize to Space Kid now, we'll get a lighter sentence?" Neil asked.

"Out of the way I ate too much cheese!" Nurf said running past the trio with a newspaper in hand to use the bathroom.

"Well, that sucks for you two. There's only four girls her, five if you count Muack so I'll be done in an hour. Bye!" Nikki pointed out as she walked into the girls bathroom/shower room.

*Toilet flush noises*

"Phew, you two may want to light a candle." Nurf said as he walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to both of his feet.

This left Neil and Max with disgust/shocked facial expressions.

" We're past the point of no return." Max blurted out.

End Flashbacks

"Oh yeah, that's true." Nikki admitted.

"So we got an hour break, what do you guys wanna do?" Max said.

"Well I think I can fix the doughnut and ice cream machine we stole from the Flower Scouts up for one batch." Neil said.

"YAY!" Nikki and Max cheered for both ice cream and doughnuts and the revenge they would seek on their rival camps.

Flower Scouts Camp

(Sasha, Erin, and Tabii's cabin)

The girls opened their cabin door then slammed it shut as they leaned against it. All three girls looked like a hot mess with: Their nail polishes chipped, hair a mess, skirts and sashes torn, and shoes caked with mud.

"Girls, after having to return all our cookie sales money, pick up litter, do 20 weight lifts, 30 jumping jacks, a 5k run, 90 push-ups, write apology letters to the people of Sleepy Peak, the people who make the Flower Scout cookies, and all the members of the Flower Scouts in Mexico- I really regret talking shit about Cabo and Mexico right now." Sasha admitted through her pants.

"Plus those guys we took down were super hot." Erin added as she huffed for oxygen.

" I really want to go on a beach vacation now." Tabii moaned.

(Serves you right for talking smack about Mexico.)

The three Flower Scouts dragged their feet to their canopy beds and passed out on them. Suddenly, a bad scent filled the air.

"Gross, what is that smell?" Tabii said as she pinched her nose.

"Oh no, is our perfume going bad." Erin questioned.

"No, it smells like the Wood Scouts shitty popcorn only burnt." Sasha remarked as she started to spray floral air freshener in the cabin.

*AAAHHH*

The three shot up from their beds and went to open the door when they heard massive screams.

"What the fuck is with all the screaming did someone's period started -AAHH!" Sasha let out a scream to see the horrors of the camp.

The building where they would dine for breakfast, brunch, lunch, snack, dinner, and dessert was set on fire, two of the Flower Scouts were tied to the flag pole with their sashes tying them up to said pole and covering their eyes, another group was being chased by wolves but when it seemed like they made their escape they fell into a trap making them fall into a huge hole.

"What the hell is going on-AAHHH!" As the three stepped outside they fell into a trap that left them hanging upside down by their ankles.

The three were left dangling as they watched the chaos before them.

"What is like happening?" Erin asked in her valley girl accent."The bloods really starting to rush to my head now."

On cue a huge mud ball hit Tabii in the face.

"Ow, my eye ( soon there would be no 'i')" Tabii cried as it hit her good eye, but it was still working.

"Shut up, Tabii!" Sasha hissed as she grabbed the note and read it. "Dear Flower Scouts, you brought this on yourselves . Enjoy the rabid wolves, trapdoors, booby traps, the scent of burnt popcorn, and hanging upside down til someone finds you. Hate, The Wood Scouts. P.S. Enjoy drinking your own pee!"

"Gross!" Sasha and Erin shrieked at the last comment.

"I don't want to drink my own pee, I just want Neil to pee in me." Tabii admitted.

"Seriously Tabii, what the fuck?!" Sasha snapped.

Wood Scouts Camp

"Alright men the time is 9 pm, get some sleep. Tomorrow we'll brush up on our morse codes, tree climbing, obstacle course, and finding a new way to get Camp Campbell and its campers." Pikeman announced.

"Why do you want that camp so badly anyway, did you learn anything from when you won me in that bet?" Jermy asked raising his hand.

"I told you never to bring that up!" Pikeman shouted. "Now, off to bed, that's an order-Wait, what is that smell?"

"Sorry, I ate some beans today, and you know." Jermy admitted.

"Not you, you idiot!" Pikeman shouted. "It smells like flowers. Daises to be accurate."

*KABOOM*

The Wood Scouts ran outside to see the tires from their van and derbys stolen, their helicopter painted pink, flowers and glitter scattered everywhere. their tents torn down and ripped beyond repair, and worse boxes of their popcorn set ablazed.

"FIRE!" As Pikeman ran to the fire he noticed something attached to Jermy's face. "What is that on your face!"

"I don't know, it just got there." Jermy answered as Pikeman snatched the letter and read it.

"Dear Wood Scouts, you brought this on yourselves. Enjoy your wheelless vehicles, pink helicopter, flowers and glitter everywhere, and ruined tents with nowhere to sleep. Hate, the Flower Scouts P.S. You'll never see your valuable possessions again."

The scouts turned to see the fire to see Snakes bag of candy canes, Pikeman's photos of Gwen, and Petrol's book on how to talk burning in the flames.

"NO!" The boys screamed (minus Petrol).

"Wow, none of my stuff is on fire, than again my valuable possession is being friends with you guys." Jermy admitted.

"Shut up, Jermy!" Pikeman shouted.

Back at Camp Camp

Counselor's Cabin

Gwen stepped out of the counselor's bathroom (I know the cabin doesn't have a bathroom, so just pretend for this fic) with her hair down and wearing her white bathrobe over her pajamas as she noticed David was crafting at his table.

He had stencils, glitter, paint, and about a hundred or more flyers littered on his desk as he put on the finishing touches.

"What are you doing?" Gwen questioned her co-counselor.

"It's an event that I planned for next Friday." David answered with a grin.

"And what is this so called event." Gwen asked.

"PARENTS DAY!" David announced with excitement.

(OH BOY!)

Songs

At the end of each Camp Camp episode they usually do a rap that reflects the episode. But, I don't really listen to rap so here are some candy related songs to go with the chapter: Sugar Sugar by the Archies, The Candy Man by Sammy Davis Jr (you know the Willy Wonka national anthem), and I want Candy by Bow Wow Wow (the Aaron Carter one is nice too).

Well that's it 'With or Without Nutz' is over with! I hope you all enjoyed this story as much as I had fun writing it. Here's a little background info on why I made this story. After watching the episode Gwen Gets a Job ,Cookin Cookies, and Parents Day, one day an idea came to me; If the Flower Scouts sell cookies, the Wood Scouts sell popcorn, what does Camp Campbell sell? Then the answer hit me: CHOCOLATE! I remember when I was little how school fundraisers had the students sell chocolate and when I was a Girl Scout we sold cookies (one of many things I relate to with Nikki) and how it was hard sometimes to sell them. Going door to door, asking family members, and even buying said items yourself. So, I thought it would be interesting to out the Camp Camp characters in this situation.

References

SpongeBob Squarepants: The title referenced from the episode 'Chocolate With or Without Nuts' only a s replaces the z and no chocolate in the title (Truthful, I almost forgot about the episode until an anon comment on the comment section said the title referenced SpongeBob and I had to look it up to make; and they were right). David and the old retirement lady yelling back and forth, the lady screaming 'CHOCOLATE!', and the same lady paying for the chocolate all the same episode.

Invader Zim: Just like Zim and Gir the Camp Camp crew have trouble selling their chocolate bars, then used their own strengths to sell bars.

Say Yes to the Dress (Series) and Four Wedding: In chap 2 there is a parody of both shows titled Say to the Four Bachelorette Parties.

Google: Chap 2 yoogle.

Cat videos: Chap 2.

Lay's chips: Chap 3 what the campers had for lunch.

Mc'Donald's, Dairy Queen, and Burger King: Mc' Princess Sliders chap 4.

HGTV: This chapter

Fairly Oddparents: this chapter

Sunset Blvd, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Birds, A Raisin in the Sun, Starlight Express, Sweeney Todd, and Whatever happened to Baby Jane: This chapter

Camp Camp: Refs from previous episodes.

I do have plans for other fanfics for Camp Camp, but I don't know which one to do first. If you read the info from the previous chapter:

1. Will be a reverse Cult Camp episode, but instead of David vs Daniel it'll be Gwen vs Jen

2. Muack pov story

3. Will be the last day of Camp Camp

So you the readers get to decide which story will be next with the poll. It won't be up for a while since I have other stories to finish, but will be up !

P.S. I don't know if some of you know, but we can still save the net before next Monday's vote. There are many sites to sign petitions and write to congress the most popular one is . If we don't fight now we'll have to pay not to just write stories of , but for our jobs, education, and etc. So please tell your friends and family about this or we'll lose the internet!